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FOUR!!!
THEY MADE ME PLAY A PRIEST. I DON'T THINK PRIESTS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BLACK FLAG NECK TATTOOS.
HEY! I WAS IN THIS MOVIE!
Kruelaid wrote: Holy terribleness!
Much love, sympathy and empathy for my Paizo brethren.
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Except Shiny: he can weep, weep, weep himself to sleep in his cold empty bed: "MEEEE! I miss my hot girlfriend.... MEEEE!"
j/k Shiny. Been there, bro... except she finally dumped me and made me cry like a schoolgirl with her name on the boy's room wall.
WHAT ABOUT ME?! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
Adam Daigle wrote: Dogbert wrote: ...A giant, robotic praying mantis! =D I could get behind that. I CAN'T GET BEHIND THAT!
Tensor wrote: You have proven my point, without Law (i.e. rules) Chaos cannot exist. WHEN I WAS A KID, I WORKED FOR A LIVING! HAH!
F$#&!
Cranky McOldGuy wrote: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!
Little bastards.
OH YEAH? Well, GET OFF MY COUCH!
Ol' Man Jenkins wrote: The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: I listen to a lot of music, including a lot of covers (you have to know it before you can do it, and all that). Case in point: I know a f#%!load of people who think that "I Fought the Law" is either a Clash song or a Green Day song. These people get smacked by me. I have heard no less than seven versions of this song (in chronological order):
1. Sonny Curtis and the Crickets
2. The Bobby Fuller Four
3. Bob Marley and the Wailers
4. The Clash
5. The Teen Idles
6. Green Day
7. Bouncing Souls
TURN THAT s##* DOWN!!! TURN THAT S#@+ UP!!!
Henry Rollins wrote: I want one of them readers, that's what I want. I want a reader. And so you go out with a girl, and you're driving,
"So what are you reading right now," and all too often,
"Well... I'm not much of a reader..."
"WELL I'M NOT MUCH OF A DINNER-BUYER! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Henry Rollins wrote: I'm one of those horrible men that judges women by the most shallow criteria. Don't ever try to judge a woman or anybody by asking them their top three records, their top five foreign films of all time... That's that High Fidelity stupid list s&#~ that some guys do. And I can't be alone, there has to be at least one moron in here who does that with women...
And every once in a while, I find the girl, we're on a date, I'm driving down the road, and I'm all do not ask, do not ask, don't do the list thing, just have a nice conversation, become interested, find something interesting to talk about, that we can both talk about, don't dominate the conversation, don't spin the conversation, c'mon, be *open*, be *available*...
I'm driving, I'm driving, my will is breaking down, and finally, it's like, f~!& it, I really need to know.
"So what are the three CDs in your changer right now?"
"Well... I'm really listening to the new Nickelback..."
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"GET THE F$#+ OUTTA MY CAR!"
I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on, and if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow... I will nibble your ears with my own teeth... I will do your windows... I will care about your feelings... just have something in there...
Lord Fyre wrote: James T. Kirk wrote: Capt. James T. Kirk wrote: I am still alive, my dear, adoring fans! Carry on. Hey! I was here before you! Impostor! Which of you is William Shatner? Which is Christopher Pine? I CAN'T GET BEHIND THAT!
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