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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

JACKS! HEY, JACKS!!! WAKE UP FELLAS!! THIS SLAAD HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.

Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.

What the $#@* do you want?

I don't want a f#&~ing thing, Jacky boy. It was that grey-green fellow who proclaimed you fellows to be jinxes. If I were you, I'd kick his ass.

How about I kick yours instead. *punts CDP*

*Pees on Jacky boy*

*punts CDP to the Jacks' Clubhouse*

*Sticks shrooms in both eyes of Jack for comical effect*

Hmm...perhaps I should find some psychowhatever shrooms? Then Peace LPD or whatever can can a friend. The Jacks would make very good hippies.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

JACKS! HEY, JACKS!!! WAKE UP FELLAS!! THIS SLAAD HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.

Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.

What the $#@* do you want?

I don't want a f#&~ing thing, Jacky boy. It was that grey-green fellow who proclaimed you fellows to be jinxes. If I were you, I'd kick his ass.

How about I kick yours instead. *punts CDP*

See? This is why you shouldn't've done that.

...
*Sigh*
I hate being Chaotic Good.
Now, I shall summon a huge monstrosity! The largest living thing on the planet! Flee! Flee for your lives!!!
*Huge field of shrooms appears*
Of course, it isn't animate or anything. However....
*Causes mushrooms to all fly at Jack, obscuring his vision and making his armor get all ugly*

The jacks have been quiet.

Shh! You'll jinx it!

Slip and Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

This thread gets crazier every day.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

GO TEAM SLAAD!

Can slaadi form a team? Isn't that too lawful and organized?

How does this sound...

GO DISORGANIZED SLAAD MOB!

GO ME!!!

If that ain't chaotic I don't know what is.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

See the myth populated by the traitor? Which do you believe more, the power of chaos or some really powerful bug that eats electronic information?

I think it's about time to have another Slaadish Inquisition and iron all this out before brunch. Then next can come the Pood-dull Burning, a nice siesta, and then Guillotining the Jacks.

Good idea. GET THAT FRUIT SLAAD!!! Don't let him get away!

*Sees other slaads pause, looking confused*
COME ON! WE CAN'T LET HIM ESCAPE!

I think there was some chaos in the threads, because I lost some posts I think. Awesome! See the power of chaos!

That's the power of the Messageboard Bug, a Neutral creature which eats posts. Quit trying to seize glory for your primitive beliefs.

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?

Yua era thanking off Poodle, meth thinks.

But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.

Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?

Actually, Fruity, the Jacks are more or less Chaotic Neutral, the Slaads are more or less the same. The Poodles are Neutral, so normally they wouldn't count in this, and since two Chaotics make a Lawful (that's why, just yesterday, when a huge world destroying creature got loose, I summoned another world destroying creature. It works, right?), is would be indeed a Lawful union. However, the Poodles always detract from everything they touch, so they would count as a third Chaotic, making it a most Chaotic Union.

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!

Okay, that is still just gross.

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!

Okay, that is just gross.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I've got a better solution...it's called Squirrel Stew.

You're right CDP! *licks chops*

Yum, can I have some?

MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:

Poodle Jack wrote:

Greetings fellow poodles!

{stops humping} Holy crap! He's... he's... he's half-Jack! A half-grumpy half-metal half-Jack abomination!

Half ceramic composite actually!

Pets Rusty on the head and feeds him some railroad spikes

Make your attacks, poodles! It must be destroyed!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I'm always worried that I'll end up in Hell.....and that it will be filled with french people.

French Jaques.

But french people are great for comic relief! Haven't you watched Unforgotten Realms?

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Puddle wrote:

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Puddle wrote:

MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!

Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.

Grey Squirrel wrote:

<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>

Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?

Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.

Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!

I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.

Edit: <BADABOOM!!!!!!> Ooh, that one shook the windows!

LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!

*Hits with purity rot*
GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!

Hee hee. I'm already there, you pile of rotting vegetation. Prepare to meet your maker.

<Dictum Cruise Missile!>

I wasn't talking to you! And quit blowing up the food dishes! I keep all my stuff there!

*Kicks*

Congratulations! The confusion spell worked. I'm going back to the FaWTL!!! thread.

HAHA! Feel the greatness of Poodle (and sometimes slaad)Power!

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Puddle wrote:

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Puddle wrote:

MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!

Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.

Grey Squirrel wrote:

<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>

Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?

Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.

Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!

I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.

Edit: <BADABOOM!!!!!!> Ooh, that one shook the windows!

LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!

*Hits with purity rot*
GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!

Hee hee. I'm already there, you pile of rotting vegetation. Prepare to meet your maker.

<Dictum Cruise Missile!>

I wasn't talking to you! And quit blowing up the food dishes! I keep all my stuff there!

*Kicks*
Hey, um, anybody know where the Jacks are?

Well I was trying to handle one problem at a time but if the slaad thing wants some to then The Lord Prez will be more than happy to give 'im some.

*Unleashes a barrage of rounds from "his little friend"*

Holy $#!* did you guys see the size of that crater!?

Now why did you just start chugging all that beer? Now you'll be hallucinating all day!

*Kicks away fighter without bonus feats*

Puddle wrote:

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

Puddle wrote:

MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!

Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.

Grey Squirrel wrote:

<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>

Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?

Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.

Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!

I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.

Edit: <BADABOOM!!!!!!> Ooh, that one shook the windows!

LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!

*Hits with purity rot*
GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

I'm so chaotic, I can be at two places at once. I'm just that good.

Shhhhh, not so loud. I'm sure you meant to say "I'm just that neutral." You don't want to run afoul of the Slaadish Inquisition.

{watches door expectantly, waiting for someone to burst in}

Well, I'm Chaotic Good with neutral tendencies. Does that coutn?

Anyways, I'd hardly expect the Slaadish Inquisition to show up here.

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Ew, don't put your mouth on Fruit Slaad. I know where it's been.

Hey, didn't the poodles bury you alive? {poke poke} *he is alive right, even with all the mushrooms growing on him?* Thank goodness you dug yourself out before you completely polymorphed into truffles.

I'm so chaotic, I can be at two places at once. I'm just that good.

<buries Greyish-Green Slaad with some acorns to save them for winter>

Ow! Get em off me... *Voice is muffled by acorns*

CourtFool wrote:

Drags bum across the floor.

Ew, don't put your mouth on Fruit Slaad. I know where it's been.

Ohhh, you mean your own bum...sorry.

<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>

Hey, acorns! Throw some more down for me!

Drags bum across the floor.

Ew, don't put your mouth on Fruit Slaad. I know where it's been.

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?

You fool! Have you no respect for the continuation of our kind? Traitor!

[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]

What in the Hells? I distinctly remember getting the wrong alias, then fixing it to myself. What is going on?

Muahahaha! The Messageboard Bug is on ou--the poodles' side, it seems!

In answer to your question...those eggs taste really good. Have you tried them?

Bad poodle-sympathiser.

*Munch*

Fine, more for me!

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?

You fool! Have you no respect for the continuation of our kind? Traitor!

[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]

What in the Hells? I distinctly remember getting the wrong alias, then fixing it to myself. What is going on?

Muahahaha! The Messageboard Bug is on ou--the poodles' side, it seems!

In answer to your question...those eggs taste really good. Have you tried them?

Poodles and honorary poodles should not fight amongst themselves. Even a lug-head like Jack's Right Hand Man recognizes a cult divided amongst itself can not stand.

Now, as I was saying … squeaky toys?!

Grabs a squeaky toy and hops up on his favorite sofa.

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

Yeah, no need to fight. Can I have another biscuit?

Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?

Yum, biscuits! Hey, these are egg filled! Mm! We got a frier?

Dread Lord Poodle wrote:

Can't we all just hump along?

I'm back and all you poodles will ... what the? What are you poodles doing? Get off of my legs! Stop that! I'm not a poodle dang it!

<starts plane shifting poodles to random planes>

Too ... many ... poodles ... for ... one ... slaad.

This is why I don't have legs. They rotted off a while ago.

Poodle snacks for everyone! I found a whole pantry full of boxes in the Jack clubhouse.

Nom mom om!

Can I have one? My croutons are all moldy.

What'd I miss?

Well, a bunch of slaad and dretchings attacked, there were a bunch of betrayals, and eventually they chickened out and ran. there was a portal, and they ran into it or something. Slaad? *Holds up bowl of slaad meat, covered in dretching*

I don't feel so good...shouldn't stay out in Mechanus so long...