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The mite stops it's maniacal stabbing at Scarlet, and puts a finger to the small, puckered hole in its stomach. The finger comes away with a dab of purplish blood. Stupidly, the mite put the finger to its mouth for a taste. It smacks its lips. The mite next to it does the same, dabbing a finger at the weeping wound, and and nodded its huge head.

Neither of them notice Zokon's dart whiz overhead, though the one in the back points and makes an excited 'wooo' sound.

The two up front nod excitedly in apparent agreement, and then the first goes stone stiff, and falls to the floor as dead as a plank.

They have DR 2/cold iron.


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Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

Nomi works out and is rewarded with increases to Str, and Con. She gains 6 + 3 (for the Con bump) worth of hit points (class average rounded up + Con bonus), and picks up Block as a Talent.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Returning to the topic at hand:

Important News Report wrote:

On Friday, February 17, Sweden was celebrating National Fondue night, as they, just like the rest of the world, are unable to distinguish themselves from Switzerland. As Swiss Swedish residents stepped forward, adding their own cheese to the pot, a Syrian nationalist sneaked up and added a large chunk of jibni to the pot!

The horrors! The entire pot was ruined forever!

And thus we mourn the fondue defacement that happened on that fateful night in Feburary!

Never remember the 17th of Febber, the jibni treason, and pot plot!


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Perhaps the person we think is our President Trump actually comes from one of those alternate multiverse Earths (like the ones where the Justice League are all evil, the Axis won WWII, I decided to go to Subway for lunch last Tuesday rather than just having a large coffee)--you know, Earth 'Alternate Facts'.


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"Online a region? But that's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?"

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |
Deluge-Core wrote:
Deluge will be a Chao....

"Bless you."

Faeria takes whatever role is left and possibly contributes to any set design, Foley, and special effects that need taking care of.

Silver Crusade

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | hp 21 (1 nonlethal) | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | smite 1/day | lay on hands 4/day | wand clw 45/50

Apollyanna helps pull Daron from the well but does go all Tsundere on him. "What in the Nine Hecks do you think you were doing rushing forward like that (with your saves)?"

She demands to heal the last of his wounds with her wand even if it just 1 hp (now 10% of his total) whether he wants it or not.

wand of cure light wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


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Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

heavy blaster pistol: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 stun: 3d8 ⇒ (5, 8, 5) = 18

That's one tree that will never mess with Nomi again.


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As demonstrated by the classic Dos Equis line of ads, there are no end of interesting things that an interesting man can accomplish. The World's Most Interesting GM is such a man, and it is up to us to us to spread his legend.

Here are but a few of the things that have been said about the World's Most Interesting GM:


  • He doesn't believe in game balance.

  • He can speak Osiriani... in Skald.

  • He has won the lifetime RP achievement award… twice.

  • His signature is what the spell arcane mark is based upon.

  • He once taught a Nessian warhound how to bark in Celestial.

  • His TPKs end game lines.

  • The city guard often question him, just because they find him interesting.

  • His blood cures moderate wounds.

  • As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard).

  • Gandalf always lets him pass.

  • He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me.

  • He remembers TORG.

  • His dice only roll 20s... even the d6s.

  • His dice bag is woven out of tarrasque leather.

  • He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is being him.

    ~Now go forth, and add your intriguing anecdotes to the man, the myth, the legend that is the World's Most Interesting GM. "Stay thirsty my friends."


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    Sorry, I somehow forgot/missed that Gillian took damage, and I can never tell on Aishe. He always seem so clean. ;)


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    I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio

    LOOT

    Dovan carries:

    a fine rapier, - detect magic + spellcraft DC 18:
    +1 rapier

    4 average-looking daggers,
    a masterwork chain shirt,
    silver Stag Lord Amulet, - Appraise DC 20:
    worth 20 gp

    2 turquoise earrings, - Appraise DC 20:
    worth 130 gp each

    a small vial of translucent red liquid, - perception 20, or detect magic + spellcraft DC 20:
    potion of cure serious wounds

    3 pp (minted in Caliphas), 42 gp (of various mint)

    The captured bandits, and the campsite collectively have: 1 set of padded armor, 1 set of leather armor, 2 sets of studded leather armor, 2 longbows, 40 arrows, 2 longswords, a club, a sap, 4 darts, 6 days of trail rations, a set of thieves' tools, a bag of caltrops, a disguise kit, 5 bed rolls, 5 blankets, a masterwork backpack, 20 gp, 200 sp (all coins of various mint).


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    "Not good to be seen on road."

    Orthrus tries to keep low and abandons the camp for cover. As he did not bring food you can ride, this is easier for him.

    Dark Archive

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    Female Human (Osirian) Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 3 | hp 19 | AC 11 (15) T 11 FF 10 (14) | CMD 12 | F +3 R +3 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +7, Perc +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +10 | spells/day 1st-3/6
    James Martin wrote:
    Actually that is incorrect. Scenarios, except for evergreens (tier 1-2 scenarios or modules or others so designated as evergreen) are once per PLAYER. You can benefit from playing it once and you can apply the credit to a different character if you GM the scenario. If you accumulate GM stars through GMing, you can use these to 'reset' your play throughs for a certain number of scenarios, allowing you to replay them with a different character for credit.

    Then there's CORE....


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50
    Gillian Flynn wrote:
    Gillian will take the 32 charge wand. I'd suggest Orthrus take one of the full ones.

    "But I already 'ave juan!" ~Outrageous French accent


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |
    GM Kip wrote:

    " Oh yes, how convenient, just wipe their memories, what a solution. " Six Six replies its voice a little heated as it starts to turn away from Nomi.

    "Seems like a pretty standard solution to Droid repair actually...." Noni says a bit confused. Sounds like Six Six might need a memory wipe--and soon.

    Damn, I missed the end of the race. Gotta keep my mind in the moment.


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    "You, sleepy archer man, take bolts. Me lower you down deep, dark hole. You take light, so you can see."

    He hands Aishe the crossbow bolts from the she-elf. 10 +1 crossbow bolts

    "Scream when thing attacks you."

    As the newbee, I have class-level swag (which I remember was a problem for some folks), so I'll defer on treasure picks, though if it turns out there are somethings that no one wants that he can use (like the drow poison ;)) he'll take them gladly. Orthrus's personal rationalization is that by doing so he can distract the rest of the party and get on with the business of adventuring.

    Sovereign Court

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    Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | hp 16 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 1/2
    Lissaya wrote:
    As the party makes their way out of the inn, a lean Halfling with platinum blonde hair swoops down from the sky on the back of a Roc.

    "It's coming right for us!" Raises musket and...

    Excellent, another trophy waiting to happen. At least this one doesn't have a frog on it's back....

    "Brilliant, we can just air-lift my things then, and if it crashes there's always squab for dinner. Tell me child, how does that thing handle in flooded underground tunnels?"

    Lissaya wrote:
    she's not nice. Don't take it personally

    'Personally'? Ha! Right back atcha. ;)

    Sovereign Court

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    Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | hp 16 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 1/2

    "Graxzos! Will you look at this! Just look at it!" The woman shoves a piece of paper in the dwarf's face. "They want me-ME to take some damn fool test to get into their little adventurers club! The nerve! The sheer cheek of it! I'll talk to Drandle Dreng! I'll talk to Ambrus Valsin! I'd complain to that fool Zey if he hadn't gotten himself killed! It's an outrage!"


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    GM:
    Yep, Orthrus was invisible.

    "BOMABOMA!" A blast of lightning arcs from the waterfall to the whale and the cave lizard. Or at least that's the hope. He tries to angle it from the whale's dorsal fin down to the reptile.

    spellcraft DC 18:

    electrical damage reflex (DC 18, half): 6d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 6, 5, 2, 2) = 21

    A green-skinned savage wearing a huge mask and waving a gri-gri appears on the ledge beneath the waterfall in the wake of the lightning flash.

    Liberty's Edge

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    Male Half-Orc Fighter (viking) 1 | hp 11 | AC 17, T 12, FF 15 | CMD 17 | F +4, R +2, W -1 | Spd 30' | Init +4 | Acro +1, Climb +7, Intim +6, Perc -1 (darkvision 60')
    Kronas Kronglic wrote:
    After jumping slightly, Kronas stares at Ukou for a few seconds with his head askew "Umm, well... err... Bless you?" he stammers, sounding a little unsure.

    Good! There is a priest in the party. I was beginning to worry. Ukou's initial tension passes.


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50
    Slothsy wrote:

    The Sea Caves - Round 2

    20 - Tamiro [48/66]
    19+ - Blue
    19- - Gillian, Aishe [unconscious] You're Up!

    Metaphorically speaking.

    spellcraft: 1d20 + 13 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 13 - 1 = 22

    spellcraft: 1d20 + 13 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 13 - 1 = 21

    Grand Lodge

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    Male Human Oracle (time) 1 | hp 11 | AC 10 T 10 FF 10 | CMD 11 | F +2 R +0 W +2 | Spd 20' | Init +0 | KnPla +8, OtherKn +3, Perc +4, SensM +4 | know. of the ages 4/day | 1st lvl spells 4

    "Don't contaminate me with your physical insecurities, man. We're all naked underneath it all." He says shaking the bundle at Tamriel.


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    "Scuse me fellers." Says a guy in a wizard get up carrying a saddle. He looks so grizzled that he might well be from the Elemental Plane of Rawhide and Jerky. Rain patters off his wide-brimmed pointy hat soothingly as he approaches the fourth wall. "You know where can a feller find hisself a descent sarsaparilla in this big ol' town?"

    Lightning strikes and he looks up to the turbulent skies over Absalom.
    His old eyes grow misty under the hat like he's looking back through time and space and he says.

    "Ya know that reminds me o somethin. Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Geoffree le Bouescki. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. le Bouescki, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Magnimar the "City of Monuments." Like a graveyard. I didn't find it to be that, exactly. Too noisy and cutthroat. I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen Multhune, and I ain't never been to Nirmathas. And I ain't never seen no Queen Domina in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Magnimar, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other outside planes. And in Common, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the gods gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 4700s - just about the time of our conflict with Karzoog and them stoner giants. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Magnimar. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Varisia, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hells. I've done introduced him enough. He's right over there. Ya'll should say 'hi' er somethin'. You might hit it off. I need to get me to a drink. This stuff is suede you know."

    ... That's my dot, and I'm sticking to it.


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |
    GM Kip wrote:
    On my first read through of your post Nomi I thought you were nodding to the thugs and couldn't work out why... XD

    "Joe? Is that you? Howya been you old sonovamynock! So you work here now? How's Mona and the kids?"

    knowledge (social science): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

    "Nice digs..." Nomi says under her breath as they are escorted in. *koff* "Though it needs a good airing out."

    Grand Lodge

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    Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
    actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

    Yea! I'm just thankful I got it today. My current monitor is from Australia so its all cool.


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    I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio

    Image of the Day 12-foot-tall Scarlet putting on human-size chain shirt. "I look like Red Sonja!" :)

    Liberty's Edge

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    Male Human Cleric of Cayden Cailean 1 | hp 13 | AC 14 T 9 FF 14 | CMD 11 | F +4 R -1 W +5 | Spd 20' | Init -1 | KnRel +4, Perc +3, SensM +3 | channel 5/5 | daze touch 6/6 | Str surge 6/6

    "WHAT!?"

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |

    sense motive: 1d20 ⇒ 19

    "Oh." She rummages through her pack some more eventually turning up her knife/silent image (DC 17). She smiles disconcertingly.

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |

    Inspire courage. It's like holiday fruit cake. You can give as much as you like, but no one will ever use it. ;)

    Grand Lodge

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    Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
    actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

    The voice of her old master returns to Fauxish "Show me 'mow the lawn'. Fauxish windmills her arms in big circles intercepting and parrying the incoming tendrils. Now take out the garbage. This place is a pit!"

    (flurry, bless, flanking, harrow): 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 14 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

    (flurry, bless, flanking, harrow): 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 24 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

    Grand Lodge

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    Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
    actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

    Without a word Fauxish leaps into action!

    will save v shriek (w mood slime): 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 1 = 20

    will save v 'damn you're ugly' (w mood slime, add +1 more if bless works): 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 1 = 19

    acrobatics (running jump across chasm, harrow): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 + 1 = 16

    acrobatics (spinning mid-air AoO avoidance, harrow): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 8 + 1 = 27

    flying kick (bless, harrow): 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

    Aside from the fungus' probable last-minute duck there at the end, I just want to say that it is AWESOME TO BE A MONK! (And roll well of course.)

    Later, when someone asks her about the chasm jump, Fauxish stops and regards the person quizzically. "Chasm?"


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

    Nomi grits her teeth and presses on.

    lightsaber v blue (rapid strike, force point): 1d20 + 3 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 1 + (5) = 20
    energy damage: 3d8 + 2 ⇒ (2, 7, 8) + 2 = 19

    deflect:
    use the force: 1d20 + 11 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 11 - 1 = 17
    use the force: 1d20 + 11 - 1 - 5 ⇒ (7) + 11 - 1 - 5 = 12

    If blue falls she moves 5-feet south, you know for 'cover'. ;)


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    Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 4 | hp 37 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 16 | F +5 R +7 W +12 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(Arc, His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +15 (+17 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 5/8 | channel 5/5 | copycat (2 rds) 6/7 | daze touch 7/7 | clw wand 40/50
    Slothsy wrote:

    The drow just sort of stares at Rilia in horror, then switches his gaze to Nel, before stammering in Elven, "Shindiira yabqaa ealayha fi kuhuf albahr. 'annaha mabnaa kabir faqat 'iilaa alshshuriq. 'annaha 'abadaan wahdah, wa'iin kana. waqalat 'annaha rubbama ladayha Xakihn، Jilara waLuxas maeha. 'awha, wallati 'ark almirwaeata. min fadlika, la taqtalni. 'aw alssamah bi'ann ahd qatli. 'ana mjrd 'ajir."

    "The common human tongue if you please and quietly we wouldn't want to wake the sleeping dears just yet."

    After she's said it again in Common, Rilia waves the way forward for the drow and anyone else who wants to accompany them into the cave outside, leaving enough to cover/coup d'grace the sleepers within.

    Slothsy wrote:
    Nice, uh, unintentional good cop, bad cop routine?

    Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is an empowered, maximized wand of fireball (CL 10), the most powerful wand in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |

    Faeria doing the same notes the spell in use

    knowledge (arcana): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

    "Good boy. I didn't think you could train them to use divination! I only thought they could learn tricks like: come, heel, stay, illusion and complex magical engineering...."

    She looks over the house, dazedly. "What a big house! Fimbrik must have a fine pedigree. I doubt he likes the rolled up newspapers...." She picks one up and unfurls it. "Wow... These are pretty old...."


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    Both! Any two words in the English language can rhyme so long as you mispronounce them in just the right way. Ask Dylan.

    Shouldn't the original poster's question been asked on James's ASK JAMES JACOBS ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HERE thread? I mean that is the name of the thread. Or are we all just assuming there is only one James with a thread here? I mean could be: Marsters, McAvoy, or Earl Jones has a thread here too?

    It could happen.

    And for the record toxoplasmosis > cats, but canines as a whole remain- well, top dog.

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |

    "This is FUN!"

    cold iron dagger (inspire, melee: 1d20 + 2 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 2 + 1 - 4 = 10 damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

    "Oh pooh! Adinomo, could you go grab my knife so I can throw it again? I think it's over there."


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

    Nomi opens her good eye as the meeting closes.

    Autocorrect. Don't talk to me about autocorrect.

    Autocorrect wrote:

    Nominated opens her good eye as the meeting closes.

    Autocorrect. Don'the talk to me about autocorrect.


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    Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 4 | hp 37 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 16 | F +5 R +7 W +12 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(Arc, His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +15 (+17 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 5/8 | channel 5/5 | copycat (2 rds) 6/7 | daze touch 7/7 | clw wand 40/50

    Not this?

    A player in my game suggested it after a particularly bad encounter with a crypt-thing in maze-like dungeon.

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |
    Capone~ wrote:

    "Onomatopoeia." Capone looks rather confused.

    "Good boy!" She claps and hands Capone the peanut.

    After the secret door is revealed.

    perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12

    After about 20 seconds of the solid minute it takes take 20, Faeria asks: "What are you doing? Are you hearing things? I knew alcohol could make you see things, but I didn't think it could make you hear things. Though I suppose it can make you feel things because it is wet and I've heard of dry wine, and it certainly smells and tastes. Hmmm?" She grabs a large dusty bottle off the rack and holds it cautiously to her ear.

    Silver Crusade

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    TOZ wrote:
    TWO paladins? Oh snows preserve me...

    That's nuthin'. Once (probably at band camp), we had a cleric of Shelyn, two paladins of Shelyn, and a gnome illusionist worshiper of the same. All gals, we were like the Shelyn Scouts! Well, at least that's the way Apollyanna would see it.

    We were very pretty.

    Silver Crusade

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    Sorry, I'm stealing your CORE paladin mojo, Phylotus, but Apollyanna needs the work. ;)


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    GM Hmm wrote:

    Hey TOZ, my PbP dance card is pretty full right now, but I wanted to welcome you and celebrate your very first PbP!

    Hugs,

    Hmm

    PS. Slides work well for most players, including those on mobile!

    But we were having beignets....

    Oh, and you can shuffle your slides around too.

    Sovereign Court

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    Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | hp 16 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 1/2

    Somewhere in the Asmodian rectory a group of disciples are hanging out and playing with a crossbow one of them had been carrying for Lutorinus. "Cool huh?" "Yeah!" TWANG! THUD! "Crap!" "Someone find some wood grain spackle!"

    Silver Crusade

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    Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | hp 21 (1 nonlethal) | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | smite 1/day | lay on hands 4/day | wand clw 45/50

    "Wow! Pau's still alive?" Apollyanna blurts out.

    "Yeah, I've had my Confirmation since then, but haven't done much since the market's been so saturated. I could run in your bosses thing but I'm probably over qualified." She sighs. "I really need to gain a level."

    "Evarice Bue and Meredith Une's boss (Sailor Cleric & Woodsy the Brawler, respectively) has another girl who rents some space from my boss in the Stolen Lands, and Vice versa, I think Bullwhip is plumbing some Traitor's Lodge right now. Or maybe I should say 'Plumbin' sum Traitor's Billet'. I haven't hung out with that other paladin Gailen Windbreak, in a while. Oh, and there was that creepy elf dude with a charisma score of 2.4 from way back when, and that elf ranger guy, Lannior Llarm, you were all over like a tangle-footed, fuchsia, howler monkey.... How'd that turn out anyhow? He seemed nice."

    Silver Crusade

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    Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | hp 21 (1 nonlethal) | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | smite 1/day | lay on hands 4/day | wand clw 45/50

    Apollyanna flags Prism down from the doorway.

    "They won't let me in because my genre doesn't allow me to drink. The jerks! Anyhow I recommended a friend of mine join your mission. I wanted to say I'm sorry in advance. He's kind of a handful. So, um when are we putting the Shelynnites back together again? We should do an AP or something. And since when did you learn to teleport?"

    Sovereign Court

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    Female Elf Bard 2 | hp 13 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 13 | F +0 R +5 W +6 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, KnRel +6, Perc +8, SensM +7 (+9 to read social situation) | Performance 5/8 | Spell slots 1st lvl 2/3 | clw wand 44/50

    *Facepalm* Damn it. Doesn't she know that in these parts 'fetch' is a euphemism for a particularly acrobatic sex act involving a farmyard animal? Hmmm. Maybe I can rile them up enough to chase Kara, thereby sparing the circus folk.... I could try and fascinate Mr. Loudmouth or put some of them to sleep.

    persuasion (Biggest aid evah!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

    Sovereign Court

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    Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | hp 16 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 1/2

    Thaia stops loading her musket.

    Have I ever told you about that time that we played Paranoia and suffered 150% casualties before we left the mission briefing? Lousy commie, mutant traitors!

    Silver Crusade

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    Female Elf Ranger (warden) 2/Transmuter 4 | hp 42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 21 | F +6* R +8 W +6 (+2 v Enchant) | Spd 30' (Run x5) | Init +7* | Kn (Arc, Geo, His, Loc, Nat) +7, Perc +9 (low-light), Scrft +9 (+11 ID) | wand of clw 41/50 |

    "Someone grab my bow and Isabella's arrows."

    Shonne drops her bow, kicks her heel back and up into the base of her sword sheath on her back with enough force to propel her cold iron longsword dramatically up and over her shoulder in a high lazy arc during which the light plays off of its cold ironness. While she does so her free leg kicks off the floor. She makes a spinning leap forward during which her body goes horizontal in relation to the floor. She lands perfectly her hand extended outward just in time for the sword hilt to arrive there. In other words, she takes a 5-foot step.

    She brings her sword down.

    mwk cold iron longsword (bless, flank): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 1 = 15 damage (two-handed): 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

    Edit Well, when I started typing I was flanking.... :(


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |
    GM Kip wrote:
    The speeder is enclosed. i.e. Not a convertible.

    Give me a moment. ;)

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |
    Adinomo wrote:
    "errrr, yes of course. Tell you what, I will escort you to a pub nearby that is even more out of the weather."

    "Oh! Is this like a date?" She says surprised to point over the rogue's head. "Is that your Pekingese? What's his name? I'm Faeria. I don't have a Pekingese, but I have a fish." Faeria rummages through her pockets.

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