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Pathfinder Society Member. 1,871 posts (11,724 including aliases). 1 review. No lists. No wishlists. 100 Pathfinder Society characters. 219 aliases.


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Truly Iconic Female Human (Ulfen) Wizard (evoker, admixture school) 3 | hp 13/19 | AC 12 T 12 FF 10 | CMD 13 | F +3 R +4 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnAll +8, KnArc +9, KnPla +9 Lngst +8, Perc +0 (+2 w Kalas), Scrft +10, SensM +0 | versatile evocation 6/7 | m missile wand 43/50 | mage armor

NEWS FLASH: MAN BITES GHOUL!


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Hengist the Mighty wrote:

Hengist nods, and turns to the others. "Well then! Shall we venture into one of the side passages? They may lead anywhere, and I have little doubt that they would be helpful to our report!"

He eyes the water as he does so. Is it shallow enough for a medium character to wade?

Yes. The water comes up past Hengist's waist, so Medium-sized folks have the option of wading or swimming.

Balgrym One Hand wrote:
"Deadly things in the side passages? Sounds like something to investigate."

Uori considers the party's words, then says: "Would it help your decision to leave to say that several of my fellow pilgrims have not returned home from this place? I'm sure there all sorts of secrets, forgotten treasures, and nameless horrors that one might unearth--should one go deep into the tunnels, far away from here."

sense motive (another hunch) DC 15:
Scram! Can't you see I'm trying to commune here! And keep off the damn moss! Kids today. I tell ya....


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Sir Hayden Greyrun wrote:
".... I'm sure Janria would be excited to see these."

MEANWHILE....

*Puff, puff* Well, I finally lost him. Thank Desna that's over. I was almost out of breath there. Now all I have to do is head back and wait.

Janira turns a corner and walks into a camp of a dozen minotaurs.... They all look up.

"Oh crap."


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Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50
GM Slothsy wrote:
Aishe poninted out that he fumbled his first shot, so there is still one spider remaining. We are technically still in init, so let's rewind Orthrus's post.

"....yrarbil ynuP"

81 = 8 + )01( ⇒ 8 + 02d1 :noitpecrep

.ni sezeeuqs neht dna edistuo morf niaga rebmahc eht stcepsni surhtrO

Staggered by a momentary disruption in the flow of time waits for puny humanoids to clear him a path.

"Ugh! You feel that?"


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Karayan wrote:
"Do we need more food?" he asks while he checks to see if his acid and alchemist's fire flasks are secured on his belt. "I have been told that squirrel tastes like chicken...."

!!! The squirrel vigorously scrubs at its shocked face.


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Karayan wrote:
"How far do you think it is before we reach those caves?"

"We want to get there before dark if possible."

Karayan wrote:

He has been looking at the wilderness as if it will gorge out horrible beasts at any moment.

"If these siege towers are that old, why wouldn't they be plundered? I was once told that Absalom has never fallen to an invasion, that seems very unlikely with all those siege towers out there."

"They weren't just offensive weapons, but defensive bastions as well--some of them had magical defenses. Wards, camouflage, that sort of thing. I can't tell you the number of time some invisible floating keep's magic failed, and it fell out of the sky somewhere over these forests and plains. Why once there was this old witch. 'Which old witch?' you ask? Why the wicked witch, of course. Well, you see this farm...."


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Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

Nomi grabs a handful of blastcorn off a stopped serving droid's tray, and munches it as she watches Kalus work.

She goes to take a drink and stops herself.


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Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |
GM Kip wrote:
Sorry five kids and a vomit bug don't mix well it's been a rough weekend and start to the week!
Except from an ad for Monster Manual VI wrote:
...two-headed adherer, dire flumph, fiendish giant piercer, stench kow, yakfolk, and completely new creatures like the awesome vomit bug! Reserve your copy today!


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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. The city guard often question him, just because they find him interesting. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). His dice only roll 20's... even the d6s. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬ | The Confirmation

The sound of honest laughter bubbles up like fresh water from a spring in one tastefully dim corner of the tavern.

"And she said: Simple, it's turtles all the way down." The the speaker’s dry, masculine delivery provoked another round of laugher from people seated around him.

It was growing late though, and at last the greater bulk of people got up and said their goodbyes. Leaving the interesting man, and a young halfling woman sitting at the large table alone.

The halfling had her elbows on the table, small fists buttressing her chin. Her legs, dangling kicked idly at the air beneath her chair.

"What's wrong Janira?" Asked the man smiling. His eyes crinkled at the corners with genuine affection. He was paying for his departed friends’ drinks with coins seemingly pulled from thin air, and the serving girl's ears. The serving girl giggled.

"I've got to head out in a couple of days for the Kortos Mounts. I'm supposed to be taking a bunch of Society initiates with me, to check up on that—" Janira stops and gives a quick look around. "...that activity I noted in my report a couple of months back. The Master of Scrolls, Dean Shaine, wants to use the trip as their Confirmation. I guess the Lodge is sort of desperate to push initiates into the ranks after all that trouble with their Rose Garden time contraption, and the flair up at the World Wound, and all the recent tangles with the Consortium. I'm not sure I want to be responsible for a bunch of novice treasure hunters who've never set foot out of the Lodge."

Involve yourself with these interesting people?


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Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7

Yeah, but we're still ready for him. We knew in advance that he spoke Taldane!


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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. The city guard often question him, just because they find him interesting. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). His dice only roll 20's... even the d6s. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬ | The Confirmation
Orthrus Wightblood wrote:

stealth (mist): 20 + 2 + 8 = 30

perception: 18 + 8 = 26

I do not see any problem with it.

Stay thirsty my friends.

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |
Shifty wrote:
/Boon sent!

Yeah, just rub it in....


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Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

Hmmm. No horses. I should have brought more rations....


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Tarondor wrote:
Ummm... I'm very sorry. I failed to notice I was already -in- a game of Slave Ships of Absalom. I can't play.

It can be truly sad when you realize that your slave ship has already sailed....


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Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

Likewise, except replace the blaster with a lightsaber. Better neck support.


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Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50
Gillian Flynn wrote:
"Oh no, I've not heard anything specific about you - though keep in mind I was only in Riddleport for a short time," Gillian responds with a chuckle of her own. "Really though, I suppose we all stand out a bit around here," she adds, nodding at Aishe, Tamiro, and Orthrus for emphasis.

At the nod Orthrus turns his head to look at who Gillian may have been talking about.


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The mite stops it's maniacal stabbing at Scarlet, and puts a finger to the small, puckered hole in its stomach. The finger comes away with a dab of purplish blood. Stupidly, the mite put the finger to its mouth for a taste. It smacks its lips. The mite next to it does the same, dabbing a finger at the weeping wound, and and nodded its huge head.

Neither of them notice Zokon's dart whiz overhead, though the one in the back points and makes an excited 'wooo' sound.

The two up front nod excitedly in apparent agreement, and then the first goes stone stiff, and falls to the floor as dead as a plank.

They have DR 2/cold iron.


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Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

Nomi works out and is rewarded with increases to Str, and Con. She gains 6 + 3 (for the Con bump) worth of hit points (class average rounded up + Con bonus), and picks up Block as a Talent.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Returning to the topic at hand:

Important News Report wrote:

On Friday, February 17, Sweden was celebrating National Fondue night, as they, just like the rest of the world, are unable to distinguish themselves from Switzerland. As Swiss Swedish residents stepped forward, adding their own cheese to the pot, a Syrian nationalist sneaked up and added a large chunk of jibni to the pot!

The horrors! The entire pot was ruined forever!

And thus we mourn the fondue defacement that happened on that fateful night in Feburary!

Never remember the 17th of Febber, the jibni treason, and pot plot!


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Perhaps the person we think is our President Trump actually comes from one of those alternate multiverse Earths (like the ones where the Justice League are all evil, the Axis won WWII, I decided to go to Subway for lunch last Tuesday rather than just having a large coffee)--you know, Earth 'Alternate Facts'.


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"Online a region? But that's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?"

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |
Deluge-Core wrote:
Deluge will be a Chao....

"Bless you."

Faeria takes whatever role is left and possibly contributes to any set design, Foley, and special effects that need taking care of.

Silver Crusade

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | hp 21 | AC 19 T 11 FF 18 | CMD 16 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | smite 1/day | lay on hands 4/day | wand clw 44/50

Apollyanna helps pull Daron from the well but does go all Tsundere on him. "What in the Nine Hecks do you think you were doing rushing forward like that (with your saves)?"

She demands to heal the last of his wounds with her wand even if it just 1 hp (now 10% of his total) whether he wants it or not.

wand of cure light wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


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Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

heavy blaster pistol: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 stun: 3d8 ⇒ (5, 8, 5) = 18

That's one tree that will never mess with Nomi again.


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As demonstrated by the classic Dos Equis line of ads, there are no end of interesting things that an interesting man can accomplish. The World's Most Interesting GM is such a man, and it is up to us to us to spread his legend.

Here are but a few of the things that have been said about the World's Most Interesting GM:


  • He doesn't believe in game balance.

  • He can speak Osiriani... in Skald.

  • He has won the lifetime RP achievement award… twice.

  • His signature is what the spell arcane mark is based upon.

  • He once taught a Nessian warhound how to bark in Celestial.

  • His TPKs end game lines.

  • The city guard often question him, just because they find him interesting.

  • His blood cures moderate wounds.

  • As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard).

  • Gandalf always lets him pass.

  • He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me.

  • He remembers TORG.

  • His dice only roll 20s... even the d6s.

  • His dice bag is woven out of tarrasque leather.

  • He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is being him.

    ~Now go forth, and add your intriguing anecdotes to the man, the myth, the legend that is the World's Most Interesting GM. "Stay thirsty my friends."


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    Sorry, I somehow forgot/missed that Gillian took damage, and I can never tell on Aishe. He always seem so clean. ;)


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    I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio

    LOOT

    Dovan carries:

    a fine rapier, - detect magic + spellcraft DC 18:
    +1 rapier

    4 average-looking daggers,
    a masterwork chain shirt,
    silver Stag Lord Amulet, - Appraise DC 20:
    worth 20 gp

    2 turquoise earrings, - Appraise DC 20:
    worth 130 gp each

    a small vial of translucent red liquid, - perception 20, or detect magic + spellcraft DC 20:
    potion of cure serious wounds

    3 pp (minted in Caliphas), 42 gp (of various mint)

    The captured bandits, and the campsite collectively have: 1 set of padded armor, 1 set of leather armor, 2 sets of studded leather armor, 2 longbows, 40 arrows, 2 longswords, a club, a sap, 4 darts, 6 days of trail rations, a set of thieves' tools, a bag of caltrops, a disguise kit, 5 bed rolls, 5 blankets, a masterwork backpack, 20 gp, 200 sp (all coins of various mint).


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    "Not good to be seen on road."

    Orthrus tries to keep low and abandons the camp for cover. As he did not bring food you can ride, this is easier for him.

    Dark Archive

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    Female Human (Osirian) Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 3 | hp 19 | AC 11 (15) T 11 FF 10 (14) | CMD 12 | F +3 R +3 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +7, Perc +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +10 | spells/day 1st-3/6
    James Martin wrote:
    Actually that is incorrect. Scenarios, except for evergreens (tier 1-2 scenarios or modules or others so designated as evergreen) are once per PLAYER. You can benefit from playing it once and you can apply the credit to a different character if you GM the scenario. If you accumulate GM stars through GMing, you can use these to 'reset' your play throughs for a certain number of scenarios, allowing you to replay them with a different character for credit.

    Then there's CORE....


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50
    Gillian Flynn wrote:
    Gillian will take the 32 charge wand. I'd suggest Orthrus take one of the full ones.

    "But I already 'ave juan!" ~Outrageous French accent


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |
    GM Kip wrote:

    " Oh yes, how convenient, just wipe their memories, what a solution. " Six Six replies its voice a little heated as it starts to turn away from Nomi.

    "Seems like a pretty standard solution to Droid repair actually...." Noni says a bit confused. Sounds like Six Six might need a memory wipe--and soon.

    Damn, I missed the end of the race. Gotta keep my mind in the moment.


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    "You, sleepy archer man, take bolts. Me lower you down deep, dark hole. You take light, so you can see."

    He hands Aishe the crossbow bolts from the she-elf. 10 +1 crossbow bolts

    "Scream when thing attacks you."

    As the newbee, I have class-level swag (which I remember was a problem for some folks), so I'll defer on treasure picks, though if it turns out there are somethings that no one wants that he can use (like the drow poison ;)) he'll take them gladly. Orthrus's personal rationalization is that by doing so he can distract the rest of the party and get on with the business of adventuring.

    Sovereign Court

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    Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | hp 16 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 1/2
    Lissaya wrote:
    As the party makes their way out of the inn, a lean Halfling with platinum blonde hair swoops down from the sky on the back of a Roc.

    "It's coming right for us!" Raises musket and...

    Excellent, another trophy waiting to happen. At least this one doesn't have a frog on it's back....

    "Brilliant, we can just air-lift my things then, and if it crashes there's always squab for dinner. Tell me child, how does that thing handle in flooded underground tunnels?"

    Lissaya wrote:
    she's not nice. Don't take it personally

    'Personally'? Ha! Right back atcha. ;)

    Sovereign Court

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    Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | hp 16 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 1/2

    "Graxzos! Will you look at this! Just look at it!" The woman shoves a piece of paper in the dwarf's face. "They want me-ME to take some damn fool test to get into their little adventurers club! The nerve! The sheer cheek of it! I'll talk to Drandle Dreng! I'll talk to Ambrus Valsin! I'd complain to that fool Zey if he hadn't gotten himself killed! It's an outrage!"


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50

    GM:
    Yep, Orthrus was invisible.

    "BOMABOMA!" A blast of lightning arcs from the waterfall to the whale and the cave lizard. Or at least that's the hope. He tries to angle it from the whale's dorsal fin down to the reptile.

    spellcraft DC 18:

    electrical damage reflex (DC 18, half): 6d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 6, 5, 2, 2) = 21

    A green-skinned savage wearing a huge mask and waving a gri-gri appears on the ledge beneath the waterfall in the wake of the lightning flash.

    Liberty's Edge

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    Male Half-Orc Fighter (viking) 1 | hp 11 | AC 17, T 12, FF 15 | CMD 17 | F +4, R +2, W -1 | Spd 30' | Init +4 | Acro +1, Climb +7, Intim +6, Perc -1 (darkvision 60')
    Kronas Kronglic wrote:
    After jumping slightly, Kronas stares at Ukou for a few seconds with his head askew "Umm, well... err... Bless you?" he stammers, sounding a little unsure.

    Good! There is a priest in the party. I was beginning to worry. Ukou's initial tension passes.


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    Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 7 | hp 51 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +11, KnHis +11, KnNat +12, KnPla +12, Perc +8 (darkvision), Scrft +15, SensM +1 | clw wand 50/50, enlarge p wand 46/50
    Slothsy wrote:

    The Sea Caves - Round 2

    20 - Tamiro [48/66]
    19+ - Blue
    19- - Gillian, Aishe [unconscious] You're Up!

    Metaphorically speaking.

    spellcraft: 1d20 + 13 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 13 - 1 = 22

    spellcraft: 1d20 + 13 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 13 - 1 = 21

    Grand Lodge

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    Male Human Oracle (time) 1 | hp 11 | AC 10 T 10 FF 10 | CMD 11 | F +2 R +0 W +2 | Spd 20' | Init +0 | KnPla +8, OtherKn +3, Perc +4, SensM +4 | know. of the ages 4/day | 1st lvl spells 4

    "Don't contaminate me with your physical insecurities, man. We're all naked underneath it all." He says shaking the bundle at Tamriel.


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    "Scuse me fellers." Says a guy in a wizard get up carrying a saddle. He looks so grizzled that he might well be from the Elemental Plane of Rawhide and Jerky. Rain patters off his wide-brimmed pointy hat soothingly as he approaches the fourth wall. "You know where can a feller find hisself a descent sarsaparilla in this big ol' town?"

    Lightning strikes and he looks up to the turbulent skies over Absalom.
    His old eyes grow misty under the hat like he's looking back through time and space and he says.

    "Ya know that reminds me o somethin. Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Geoffree le Bouescki. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. le Bouescki, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Magnimar the "City of Monuments." Like a graveyard. I didn't find it to be that, exactly. Too noisy and cutthroat. I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen Multhune, and I ain't never been to Nirmathas. And I ain't never seen no Queen Domina in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Magnimar, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other outside planes. And in Common, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the gods gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 4700s - just about the time of our conflict with Karzoog and them stoner giants. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Magnimar. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Varisia, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hells. I've done introduced him enough. He's right over there. Ya'll should say 'hi' er somethin'. You might hit it off. I need to get me to a drink. This stuff is suede you know."

    ... That's my dot, and I'm sticking to it.


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |
    GM Kip wrote:
    On my first read through of your post Nomi I thought you were nodding to the thugs and couldn't work out why... XD

    "Joe? Is that you? Howya been you old sonovamynock! So you work here now? How's Mona and the kids?"

    knowledge (social science): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

    "Nice digs..." Nomi says under her breath as they are escorted in. *koff* "Though it needs a good airing out."

    Grand Lodge

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    Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
    actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

    Yea! I'm just thankful I got it today. My current monitor is from Australia so its all cool.


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    I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio

    Image of the Day 12-foot-tall Scarlet putting on human-size chain shirt. "I look like Red Sonja!" :)

    Liberty's Edge

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    Male Human Cleric of Cayden Cailean 1 | hp 13 | AC 14 T 9 FF 14 | CMD 11 | F +4 R -1 W +5 | Spd 20' | Init -1 | KnRel +4, Perc +3, SensM +3 | channel 5/5 | daze touch 6/6 | Str surge 6/6

    "WHAT!?"

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |

    sense motive: 1d20 ⇒ 19

    "Oh." She rummages through her pack some more eventually turning up her knife/silent image (DC 17). She smiles disconcertingly.

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |

    Inspire courage. It's like holiday fruit cake. You can give as much as you like, but no one will ever use it. ;)

    Grand Lodge

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    Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
    actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

    The voice of her old master returns to Fauxish "Show me 'mow the lawn'. Fauxish windmills her arms in big circles intercepting and parrying the incoming tendrils. Now take out the garbage. This place is a pit!"

    (flurry, bless, flanking, harrow): 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 14 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

    (flurry, bless, flanking, harrow): 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 24 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

    Grand Lodge

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    Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
    actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

    Without a word Fauxish leaps into action!

    will save v shriek (w mood slime): 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 1 = 20

    will save v 'damn you're ugly' (w mood slime, add +1 more if bless works): 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 1 = 19

    acrobatics (running jump across chasm, harrow): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 + 1 = 16

    acrobatics (spinning mid-air AoO avoidance, harrow): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 8 + 1 = 27

    flying kick (bless, harrow): 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

    Aside from the fungus' probable last-minute duck there at the end, I just want to say that it is AWESOME TO BE A MONK! (And roll well of course.)

    Later, when someone asks her about the chasm jump, Fauxish stops and regards the person quizzically. "Chasm?"


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    Female Human Jedi 3/Scoundrel 1 | hp 28/52 | Ref 18 (FF 16), Fort 16, Will 16; DT 16; Condition 0 | Init +9 | Perception +8 | FPts 6/7 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 4 |

    Nomi grits her teeth and presses on.

    lightsaber v blue (rapid strike, force point): 1d20 + 3 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 1 + (5) = 20
    energy damage: 3d8 + 2 ⇒ (2, 7, 8) + 2 = 19

    deflect:
    use the force: 1d20 + 11 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 11 - 1 = 17
    use the force: 1d20 + 11 - 1 - 5 ⇒ (7) + 11 - 1 - 5 = 12

    If blue falls she moves 5-feet south, you know for 'cover'. ;)


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    Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 4 | hp 37 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 16 | F +5 R +7 W +12 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(Arc, His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +15 (+17 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 5/8 | channel 5/5 | copycat (2 rds) 6/7 | daze touch 7/7 | clw wand 40/50
    Slothsy wrote:

    The drow just sort of stares at Rilia in horror, then switches his gaze to Nel, before stammering in Elven, "Shindiira yabqaa ealayha fi kuhuf albahr. 'annaha mabnaa kabir faqat 'iilaa alshshuriq. 'annaha 'abadaan wahdah, wa'iin kana. waqalat 'annaha rubbama ladayha Xakihn، Jilara waLuxas maeha. 'awha, wallati 'ark almirwaeata. min fadlika, la taqtalni. 'aw alssamah bi'ann ahd qatli. 'ana mjrd 'ajir."

    "The common human tongue if you please and quietly we wouldn't want to wake the sleeping dears just yet."

    After she's said it again in Common, Rilia waves the way forward for the drow and anyone else who wants to accompany them into the cave outside, leaving enough to cover/coup d'grace the sleepers within.

    Slothsy wrote:
    Nice, uh, unintentional good cop, bad cop routine?

    Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is an empowered, maximized wand of fireball (CL 10), the most powerful wand in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

    Scarab Sages

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    Female Human (Varisian) Illusionist 2 | hp 14 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9, SensM +0 | blinding ray 7/7 |

    Faeria doing the same notes the spell in use

    knowledge (arcana): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

    "Good boy. I didn't think you could train them to use divination! I only thought they could learn tricks like: come, heel, stay, illusion and complex magical engineering...."

    She looks over the house, dazedly. "What a big house! Fimbrik must have a fine pedigree. I doubt he likes the rolled up newspapers...." She picks one up and unfurls it. "Wow... These are pretty old...."

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