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Pathfinder Society Member. 1,842 posts (6,294 including aliases). 1 review. No lists. No wishlists. 41 Pathfinder Society characters. 91 aliases.


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Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

untrained Knowledge (religion) max 10 result: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 So 10 then.

'i will pick up the hook.
you will see something new.
two things. and i call them
Thing One and Thing Two.
these Things will not bite you.
they want to have fun.'
then, out of the box
came Thing Two and Thing One!
and they ran to us fast.
they said, 'how do you do?
would you like to shake hands
with Thing One and Thing Two?'
~The Kat(-apeshee) in the Keffiyeh

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

"Whoo?"

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

"Thank you Rex, but at present I am not thirsty." Abaal grits his teeth an swings his blade in a wide arc.

falchion v blue: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (4, 3) + 4 = 11

confirm?: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19 additional damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 3) + 4 = 10

If it falls, he moves 5 feet forward.

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

It's probably fine for you two, being past your prime and all but for Apollyanna it's not cool.

Dark Archive

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Female Human Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 1 | hp 8 | AC 11 T 11 FF 10 | CMD 11 | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +6, KnHis +7, KnLoc +6, Perc: +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +8 | Available spell slots: 1st lvl 4/4
GM Baerlie wrote:
about half a minute

More than enough time to finish the job....

Dark Archive

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Female Human Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 1 | hp 8 | AC 11 T 11 FF 10 | CMD 11 | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +6, KnHis +7, KnLoc +6, Perc: +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +8 | Available spell slots: 1st lvl 4/4
Giovanni, the Lucky wrote:
"M'Lady Gwen, if you would so indulge me in a curiosity, what brought you into the service of the Society? Surely there were multiple organizations pining for your talents?"

"Oh you know, education, the chance to see the world--Hey! Is that a magic curio shop?!" Gwen quickly looses herself amid the bath soap and incense isle.

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

"This wrong. Can't you see that you are beautiful just as you are? It's what is inside your heart that makes you beautiful and getting older is just part of that. I often imagine finding a man to spend the rest of my life with holding hands and growing old together watching our children and children's children from the covered porch of our beautiful colonial with attached stable." As she speaks she walks the room imaging her future life her voice full of conviction.

"I mean look at Pau and Meredith." She waves a hand at the two. "It's not that they want to be all leathery she gestures toward Meredith or bald, ;) the fact someone can look past all those gray hairs and blemishes to see and love the real person underneath makes that love the special gift that it is."

As she finishes she slips in behind the two, grabbing both their opposing shoulders and the trying to squeeze them together. Maybe they'll even hold hands. *Grin*

diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

Apollyanna then looks to see the beauty within the woman (detect evil).

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

Abaal reaches up and under his keffiyeh and pulls out a bobby pin.

"Will this do?"

I see and raise your bluff.

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day
Lannior Llarm wrote:
While addressing all, he primarily fixes his eyes only on the gnome, offering her a smile.

Apollyanna's eyes begin to twinkle as she tries to hide her smile. Oh- My- Goddess! He's so totally into her! Squeeee! She tries to hide her excitement.

bluff (poker face): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Apollyanna begins plotting her new secondary objectives: Operation Romance! Assuming that Wulessa Yuul doesn't sacrifice Prisim to open her thingie. Apollyanna's no dope. She's read a lot of light illuminated graphic codices; she knows how these things work.

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

Apollyanna steps in and makes sure she isn't standing between Meredith and Pau. It's great that people can still find love in middle-age. *sigh* Um, what did the Venture-Captain just say? I guess I should pay attention.

"Um. Excuse me" Apollyanna raises her hand at the back of the room. "'Rediscovered'? How do you loose a whole crypt?"

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

"Whoo, Whoo!"

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0
Rex Havoc wrote:
We want to get back into the marching order we had earlier. Then open the eastern doors.

"It looks as though we will need to resort to the chime again to open these. Perhaps we should investigate the other two paths off vestibule first?"

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

Assuming he has the time Abaal will take it to look around carefully. Take 20 for 20.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

"Such language."

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2
Kajar wrote:

Hello All! Checking in, late add-in from the Flaxseed Lodge thread.

Kajar wrote:
Glad to join up, Kajar is a verbose half-orc ranger/skirmisher. Favored enemy is humans....

Sensible.

As of now more a follower than a leader....

Also sensible.

Welcome aboard.

Tell me though, do you have any intentions in regards to our paladin?


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Zeld's Hologram wrote:
"Gotal of Umbara. Hours ago, you served to bolster my hope during the Doubt Wars. Now we need you to help in the struggle against thread apathy. I regret that I am unable to present this request to you in person, but the messageboards have fallen under denial of service attack and I'm afraid our mission to unite at a virtual gaming table has failed. While the SAGA system is not open source, enough information vital to the survival of the game has been placed in numerous gaming books sold by Wizards of the Coast and still available on the secondary market. Any good GM will know how to run it. We must all see this adventure path safely delivered to a table. This is our most desperate hour. Help us, Gotal of Umbara. You may be our only hope." Zeld's image looks to the side quickly, then crouches to end the message.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

"And why not?"

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

The lights dim. Everyone leaves.

A minute later.

"Um, guys can I get up now? Guys?!"

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

Trained in the same dojo as Snake Eyes, Stormshadow and Reta Big Bad. Paladins of Shelyn, not to be trifled with. Can I get a 'Hells yeah!' from my sisters?

Dark Archive

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Female Human Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 1 | hp 8 | AC 11 T 11 FF 10 | CMD 11 | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +6, KnHis +7, KnLoc +6, Perc: +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +8 | Available spell slots: 1st lvl 4/4

"Think I'll wait and toast someplace warmer--sans know-it-all-elves."


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Evan Rivers wrote:

Evan is quite shocked about the suggestion that he should pay. Is this the kind of woman I am dealing with? But she initiated this. Though I guess that's how they get customers. He is still aroused by the woman clinging to him, but mentally he's not interested at all. He once again tries to break free, but is twarthed by her superior wrestling technique. Evan turns to reply to Issi, hoping to also cause Celest to lose interest in him for the moment. "No, of course we aren't mating here. That wouldn't be appropriate. I'm sorry to ruin your fun, but I'm not looking to put on that kind of show."

"Aww, yer no fun anymore." She says uncoupling from him. "Maybe when were alone on watch together in wilds." she says with wink.

sleight of hand: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

"Oh, and here you may need these." She publicly hands Evan back some potentially embarrassing article of clothing he may have been wearing moments before. Or whatever victim's choice.

·Sorry· wrote:
”Might, maybe. Solder, bites, faith, government and mating rituals.” the last one with a careful look at Evan and Celest condition.

"Don't worry kid. In a few you years you'll develop a figure and someone might notice you too--in the right light of course...." She elbows Evan.

"And the rest of you, I wouldn't get any high-minded ideas about ruling a place we're being chartered to map. Maybe we should be concentrating on--I dunno--geography, rather than picking who's gonna be in the imperial senate?"

Heh, I guess we'll show them who's alpha female!


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"So what do we know about this marshal and clergyman?" Clergymen and marshals always seem to give Celest grief. "And I don't mean their job descriptions."

Celest Slyblade
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Player - The Great Green God

Race - Human (Kellid)

Class - None (Rogue/Fighter)

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Leadership Roles - QUEEN of Course! (everyone else can be my consorts!) Failing that Thieves' Guild Master (What that's not a role?), Royal Enforcer, Spymaster, Warden (That way I don't have ta run from any of them.), Treasurer ;) Viceroy (My own little parasitic paradise?), Diplomat (Sorry, I had ta kill everyone and take their stuff.) or Consort. Basically any task involving a high benefit to low work output ratio.

Combat Roles - You ever have ta wrestle a feral cat? Going for a rogue/fighter (caddish) build--lots of dirty tricks, acrobatics, sneak attacks and general underhandedness. I got your freakin' Sword Pact right here baby! Celset fires her hidden crossbow at her dueling opponent aiming for his sword arm. When he charges (they always do) she'll toss it at his legs to trip him up.

Out of Combat Roles - You ever have ta live with a feral cat? Sleep, sleep around, drink, gamble, sometimes not cheat, curse like an imaginative sailor, instigate situations that require her combat role, attempt not to care about stuff. Token disruptive party member.

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Time Zone - EST (currently GMT-5).

Player's Introduction - I play. I play lots (about 3,400 posts since March). I GM Kingmaker in real life and I took over a game here on the site when a previous GM dropped out. I've written for Goodman and Dungeon and Dragon and Wizards and other places I can't quite remember. I once shot a man for snoring.

I may have ego problems....

Resume Skip to the 'about me' section for the heart of the matter. The rest is general info on my online Kingmaker game.

Post samples
Goblin charades anyone?

Faeria the now formerly mad, after the NPC's capture in the Narlmarches.

Breakfast with Celest and Lily Another Celest in another (much slower) game. Honestly the whole exchange is pretty funny. This Celest is so much fun to play I'm basically rebuilding her for this game (just have to update/downgrade her copy). All the background info is basically the same. The crunch will change slightly.

Request
I do have one request. Please use a different tag line format. All the OOCs and colons just make the thing too complicated to read or easily make adjustments to on a phone. There's no apparent upside (pretty colors?) and all the color changing format serves only to hurt my sense of style and make the lines so long that at later levels you can't fit all the pertinent info, buffs and statuses in the space provided. Even at lower levels it can be an issue--some GMs like to see a character's knowledges listed for easy access since they are reflexive rolls like perception or sense motive.

Silver Crusade

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Female Elf Ranger (warden) 2/Wizard (transmuter) 1 | AC 16 T 12 FF 14 | CMD 17 | hp 10/24 | F +4* R +5 W +3 (+2 v Enchant) | Spd 30' (Run x5) | Init +6* | KnGeo +7, KnLoc +7, KnNat +7, Perc +7 (low-light), Scrft +8 (+10 ID) |

I can hardly wait to see what there is to see when the darkness drops. So that's the way this group is....

Liberty's Edge

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Female Half-Orc Fighter (cad) 1 | hp 12 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 17 (18 v trip) | F +4, R +2, W -1 | Spd 30' | Init +4 | Acro +5, Bluff +5, Intim +7, SHand +4, Perc -1
GM "The Fox" wrote:

In a face-to-face game, I try to judge through their facial expressions how the affected players feel about their characters being caught in friendly area-of-effect spells. Obviously, I cannot do that here, so I have to ask instead:

@ Kareem: Are you ok with the color spray? The combat is almost over, and I won't target you while you are down, but it does take you out of the action.

There's always Instagram. ;)

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2
Thomas Hasoshi wrote:

Thomas sees Rilia slightly rolling her eyes.

"Rilia-san, you either worry or are bothered by something?"

"You're right of course Thomas." Half-humans. *sigh*

Liberty's Edge

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Female Half-Orc Fighter (cad) 1 | hp 12 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 17 (18 v trip) | F +4, R +2, W -1 | Spd 30' | Init +4 | Acro +5, Bluff +5, Intim +7, SHand +4, Perc -1

4/5 You're welcome. ;)

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

Half-elves. *sigh*

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day
Spate's Catalog of Nameless Horrors wrote:

Dice'pater God of Arbitrariness, Ill-Luck, Obsession and Most of All--Hating Gailen Windbreak

Alignment: Chaotic Evil

Portfolio: Bad-Luck, Obsession, Randomness, and Hating Gailen Windbreak

Domains: Chaos, Evil, Luck, Madness, Trickery

Subdomains: Curse, Deception, Demon, Entropy, Fate, Greed, Insanity, Revelry, Windbreaking

Symbol: An icosahedron with a number 1 etched on the top

Sacred Colors/Garb: Randomly determined

Sacred Animal: Randomly determined

Favored Weapons: Chance or randomly determined

Form of Worship and Holidays: Worshipers pledge their entire lives to Play-by-Post messageboard games and in-person games leaving their significant other at home alone every Saturday night.

Typical Worshipers: Us

OMG! Gailen.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2
Inspector Pendergast wrote:
^ can someone please move me into a flank?

Moved.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

Maintaining inspiration.

"The Master of Hell has no servants, only slaves!"

Snap! v red (inspired): 1d20 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 1 = 8 nonlethal damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

The Inspector's dice bot is contagious. From now on I'm using Balinor's dice.

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day
Evarice Bue wrote:

Hope keeps Evarice warm until she coughs up some liquid concoction. Prisim tries to pour a second potion, but Evarice pushes the liquid away.

"Hold, Prisim. W-what is this around my neck?"

"It's a tank top. It says: Wisdom is My Dump Stat." Always conscious of other people's opinions of her, Apollyanna looks at Evarice a bit embarrassed.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

That's okay might be a greater greatsword than you think--check the damage die.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2
Girzog wrote:
I'm on a phone and can't, would someone please move that circle for bright light back some layers? We can't move our tokens. I'm moving up and left of the green, and attacking.

Moved and moved.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2
Inspector Pendergast wrote:

Can someone move me just inside the room and one square down?

Moved.

The Exchange

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Male Dwarf Fighter 3 | hp 35 | AC 22, T 11, FF 21 | CMD 17 (bull rush 23, trip 21) | F +6, R +2, W +2 | Spd 20' | Init +1 | KnDun +5, KnEng +5, Perc +1, SnsM +6
Dungeon Master S wrote:

His hide is high quality, even if dirty.

Bullwhip prepares to skin him. "Finally better armor! I hope he's more rain resistant than moi old, blue suede shoes." ;)

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

sense motive: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

"Oh Balinor. You're so strong and smart there's a codex in the next room buried under some other texts. Could you bring it in here. I think it would be a great help to our avian friends. Its titled: The Libro Opportunae Distractio." And then adds placing her hands upon Balinor's chestplates "I would be ever so grateful."

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Wizard (illusionist) 1 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 13 | hp 8 | F +1 R +2 W +2 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +6, KnArc +8, KnGeo +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +8
Spencer Sparrowsong wrote:

Then Tomren pulls the group aside and explains what he found in the library and how it relates to the sermon.

Whispering to the group."Well that explains the trap in the garden and the crazy ranting of Faeria. I did not see or hear anything wrong with any of it but if you think it may be tainted then I'll take your word for it." Shaking his head. ”I do not like leaving these people here if they are unknowingly worshiping a demon. They are in danger and do not even know it.”

"No. It's not crazy. I know this demon goddess. Yes, yes. I do...." She says looking at the scars on her wrists. "But now I follow a new goddess, Sivanah the Seventh Veil, a goddess who gives me my choice of truths. So what if they can't see your truth. It's more merciful that they don't know how horrible their little woven world is and just live in their own dreams. Like ants they can go about their business living their lives never knowing that death is just one boot away. Just so long as it makes them happy...."

Faeria trails off. Her expression becomes melancholy.

"I'm so sorry." She says to no one in particular while regarding a small glass sphere she has in hand.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

It's a reference to the isquare, a square developed by Apple with two opposite edges that are slightly longer. Basically its a joke about companies copyrighting stuff that should probably not be copyrighted like rectangles, the letter "X", stuff like that.

Enjoying the beautiful iSnow here in MichiganTM while sipping my Uber-pour Diet Mountain Dew... Hmm, I'm gonna need a refill soon better text Uber again. *Sip* Aaah. ;)

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

".... Especially that Ulfen girl with the bob-cut and the bat. Wyatt, he's the creepy one over there, has a rat familiar.... Do you guys eat rats?"

Later.

".... We call him Pau but he's not really our pa, that's just his name, and he's just that old. Hmm, what do you suppose his dad calls him?"

Later still.

"So you guys lived in a tapestry? I never saw it before. Was it pretty? If someone were to fold it would it get dark?"

Even later still.

"I really love how Gailen does her hair, but mine just won't behave enough to put it up like that. Maybe if I grow it out. Oh! I could dye it to be Prisim's color. What do you think? I could pin it up in a violet swoosh, like this."

Even more later still.

"So when you find the right chart are you going to go live in it? Won't you all be cramped living on a tiny speck on a map? Say, since it's a star chart will it always be night there?"

...Later.

"Evarice! Try over there! You haven't checked that pile yet, right?"

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

Earlier

GM Crucible wrote:
"...I like that pretty one best."

"It was nothing really." Apollyanna blushes in false modesty. She does however take the time to indicate the other Shelyn Scouts and the honorary Scouts: Prisim (Shelyn Sparkle Shorty), and Pau (Shelyn Chaperone). Curiously she ignores the ratty elf Wyatt mostly for shooting the hostage-taker in the back, something she considers very, very unpaladin-like.

GM Crucible wrote:
Your success was so overwhelming that the novices fall over themselves trying to find ways to aid you, offering up some of their own possessions to aid you.

"Uh, these are your underwear."

"I know. See my name is right there."

"Uh huh."

GM Crucible wrote:
As you reassure the hostages, Venture-Captain Valsin peers through the outer door. You've done the Society a remarkable service. I'm sure these young Pathfinders won't ever forget your names, or what you've done for them. I can't thank you enough."

"Thanks." Apollyanna says a bit confused. "You wouldn't happen to know what the thing in the goblet was? Would you?"

Later "Uh, do you know who that guy was back at the dorms?"

Later still, upon meeting the bugs.

"Eww, bugs! Why'd it have to be bugs?" Then she turns and realizing she's standing next to Wyatt says 'Eww' again.

She charges like a paladin! "Beautiful Shearing Beauty Cutter!*"

cold iron longsword vs blue: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

* Yes, I'm using a random anime attack name generator. Don't judge me.


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Male NE Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 59/65 | AC 18 (14 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMB +11**, CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11, SM +11 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions Broken nail, halitosis, heroism | * I make problems disappear; ** varies

Z notes Marnarius's strange fetish but says nothing. He's heard worse, but you never knew when that sort of information might prove useful....

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

"Sorry, I didn't quite get that. What did you say?"

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

Pau turns and gives Apollyanna all of his things. ;)

Unfortunately he's a monk.

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 1 | hp 4 (3 nonlethal)/8 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 12 | F +0 R +4 W +5 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, Perc: +7, SensM +3 (+5 to read social situation) | Performance 2/6 | Spell slots: 1st lvl 1/2

"Um, My eyes are up here."

The Exchange

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Male Human (Varisian) Rogue 1 | HP 5/11 | AC 15, T 13, FF 12 | CMD 14 | F +2, R +6, W -1 | Spd 30' | Init +7 | KnDun +6, KnLoc +6, Perc +3 | cloak of resistance +1

We could wrap it around him like a yo-yo.


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Male NE Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 59/65 | AC 18 (14 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMB +11**, CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11, SM +11 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions Broken nail, halitosis, heroism | * I make problems disappear; ** varies
Marnarius PBP wrote:
Too many what ifs to post my rolls yet. Let's see if Z takes his gal down.

Um, the gun man's a guy.... How many fingers am I holding up? ;)

Silver Crusade

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Female Human Paladin of Shelyn 1 | AC 17 T 11 FF 16 | CMD 15 | hp 12 | F +4 R +1 W +2 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +1 | Smite evil 1/day

As Pau books past:

"Wow. Mr. Pau, you can sure move for a guy your age!"


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Male NE Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 36/65 | AC 18 (14 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMB +11**, CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11, SM +11 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions bad hair day, | * I make problems disappear; ** varies
Agent 322 wrote:
Bret - what he meant was in his pbp, everyone played Serpent's rise, as 322, before.

Correct. And they love her. "322 is awesome!" "She's got wings of darkness!" It's like they're a club or something. Where's the Z-love? *Fume* Kinda makes me sick.

Agent 322 wrote:
About screw-ups who forgot their mission briefing, I've been guilty of that. I blame playing from 11 pm to about 3 am PFS online, and me being a morning person. Also, Season 7 scenario, which was just waaay too complicated.

I'd also blame the format, where things can happen out of order, or are buried in a text wall, or not emphasized by the GM as being important. Innuendo is a lot easier with body language to back it up. And then there are fantasy names.... Go see Trghadh and tell her that the Iohgp of the Crimson Flame is out to kill Hvithgo in the city of Bpis near the fountain dedicated to Gioe on the Feast of St. Ioigty.

Agent 322 wrote:

With regards to using lethal force - in some of the older scenarios - if an NPC follows you for too long, or is too nice, expect a betrayal.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." That's why pathfinders murderhobo.

That and the short ("timed") adventure format is not really kind to role-playing. Fights are easier to judge for time and much easier to script. So rarely are you ever going to have any meaningful, or nuanced interaction with NPCs beyond getting missions from them, killing them or haggling with them. Which of course leads to the previously mentioned trust issues.

Agent 322 wrote:
I should write a book about the 100 strange things pathfinders do, shouldn't I?

You should.

Agent 322 wrote:
I think we should try to drop the gunslinger fast, and free Z up to embrace his half orc paramour.

I've got that covered. ;)


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Male NE Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 36/65 | AC 18 (14 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMB +11**, CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11, SM +11 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions bad hair day, | * I make problems disappear; ** varies
Hmm wrote:
Aww... Who knew that we'd all start finding romance here? Let's hope that this smokin' hot chick does not have the empowered feat + wayang spell hunter for her fireballs...

Sister, It has been my experience that many hot chicks have the empowered feat.


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Male NE Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 36/65 | AC 18 (14 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMB +11**, CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11, SM +11 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions bad hair day, | * I make problems disappear; ** varies
Hmm wrote:
Aww... Who knew that we'd all start finding romance here? Let's hope that this smokin' hot chick does not have the empowered feat + wayang spell hunter for her fireballs...

Three words:

French... Kissing... Lizard....

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