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Stuff that. All should be Kobolds--magnificent, perfect Kobolds. Yes, Kobolds as far as the eye can see in dark.


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Hmm wrote:

Chris, here are some requests that I have for great avatars to add:

1) More black elves and half-elves, male or female. I especially loved the elf monk from Ironbound Schism, Dhiara. More dark humans too. There is Lady Ziralia from Sun Orchid scheme. Also Magali from Consortium Compact!

2) More tengu. We only have two.

3) More asian women. A bonus if they can also be geisha bards. There is a lovely purple-haired asian woman in Blood of Angels that I would love to see as an avatar.

4) More attractive half-orc art, male or female. We have an image of Calisro Benarry in Labyrinth of Hungry Ghosts. I'd love to have her as an avatar.

5) The wonderful sarcophagus mimic image from Risen From the Sands. Maurice (my party named him after they got him to surrender) was delightful.

Hmm

As an addition to the above, any race that you can normally get away with playing as should probably have more icons available to it than the incredibly popular (but all incredibly similar) red lizardy outsider that is the Chatterer (which has about six). I'm looking at the Nagaji, Kitsune, Grippli, and Wayang (and probably others I forgot). I'm not sure why these folks don't amount to a flock of Dhampirs (six officially), other than the fact that tech folk don't normally encounter them as much as they do Dhampirs in the course of their work. Honestly there are more Triaxian's available to choose from and they are technically aliens from outerspace.

In that regard it might do to have more horses, mules and perhaps dogs and other animals that could be used as familiars, mounts or sources of nutrition. I know every evoker has their own piranha fish (which has four or five icons more than your typical pufferfish, parrot or mule and three or four more than your common horse who's not black and wreathed in hellfire) but still more diversity might be nice.

That and a couple of niggling tag corrections.

Oh and I almost forgot, perhaps some more official, big-eyed, long-eared Pathfinder elves. I have to use an Axiomite for my Calistrian bard/cleric (see above) which seemed odd, because I could search Google and three or four official ones sprang into view. I realize that the entire village of Falcon's Hollow are practically all Half-Elves but those folks had to come from somewhere. Older edition Elves are not as big-eyed and pointy as Pathfinder Elves and basically look like their Half-human Golarion cousins. Having more and better Elves (at least in comparison to other distinctive Core races - like Half-orcs, Dwarves and Gnomes) would be a good thing. As it is now, the Common, White-Coifed, Very-Obvious Merisiel represents half their species (or at least a very specific and prolific subspecies).

I realize that you can only include things people draw, but there are at least two good examples of all the above somewhere out there. I mean someone drew four or five piranha right?

Thanks again to the tech team for all you do and tell Drusilla the Bleak when you run into her on your coffee break that she left her black skull-pipped dice behind at last week's game night.

PS the Society for Equal Heights would like to note that because their constituents are half as tall there should twice as many Halfling, Rat Folk, Wayang and Gnome (sans incredibly offensive little red hat) icons as there are Medium-sized humanoids (and perhaps a third more Dwarves as well).

Thank you.


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Female Human Jedi 1/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 16 (FF 14), Fort 13, Will 14; DT 13; Condition 0 | hp 34 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 6 | DSPts 0

Ride: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

From a mound of rotting vegetation Nomi hauls herself up on her elbows and spits and growls. "Pi-TOOEY Stupid tree!"

Looking back over its shoulder at her the kybuck farts wetly.


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...not being able to shift out of park into chaotic neutrality.


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Female Human Jedi 1/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 16 (FF 14), Fort 13, Will 14; DT 13; Condition 0 | hp 34 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 6 | DSPts 0

Ride: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 3 + 2 = 14

"What... I... won't... give... for... a... speeder... right... now!"

Nomi follows Kalus.

Silver Crusade

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Female Elf Ranger (warden) 2/Wizard (transmuter) 3 | AC 18 T 13 FF 15 | CMD 19 | hp 36 | F +6* R +8 W +5 (+2 v Enchant) | Spd 30' (Run x5) | Init +7* | Kn (Arc, Geo, His, Loc, Nat) +7, Perc +8 (low-light), Scrft +8 (+10 ID) | wand of clw 42/50
Brallenera Thalkham wrote:

Awww, I'm a Silver Crusader too, Show-Off.

Do that mean I got something too?

Are you familiar with the Pathfinder Society Faction Cards? They are a free download on the site and give little Boons based on goals you achieve during the course of an adventure. Some adventures are even specifically geared toward them (course those came out way later than Season 0). I just started taking note myself.

Brallenera Thalkham wrote:
[dice=Dayjob, Taylor]1d20+5 Gives Shonne the rags

I will treasure it always and should I ever need an extra sleeve it will come in handy.... No pun intended of course. Dwarf treasures are meant to be buried in deep dark mines, right?


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Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 3 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 14 | hp 31 | F +4 R +7 W +11 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +14 (+16 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Channel Positive Energy 3/5 | Domain Abilities 7/7 | wand of clw 49/50

Rilia takes 600 for 610. ;)


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I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio

Honestly, I'm crying on the inside.

Yes, folks will be talking about your performance of Tenchi of Mendev for years to come. It's the story of the complicated life of an apprentice temple oracle blessed with charisma but cursed with an overwhelming sense of duty. By turns to accept an arrogant Taldon noblewoman, her kid sister, a notorious Shackles harridan, her strange ship's pet, and an ageless, crazy, ex-Technic League gizmolotrix into his family home. When all the women fall in love with their host hilarity ensues. There's fights with demons and cultural misunderstanding and conflict between the women and lot's more. Still it was the hot springs spa scene that really sold it.

Jhod had to use all of his divine training to revive Larimus.

6d60 ⇒ (24, 28, 23, 6, 4, 45) = 130 Over the course of the three days Esme hauls in 130 sp of which she shares half (65 sp) with the party. She also gives thought to hiring more folks to perform with her in future engagements.


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Female Halfling Bard (street performer) 1 | HP: 12 | AC: 17 T: 14 FF: 14 | CMD: 11 | F: +2 R: +6 W: +4 (+2 v fear) | Init: +3 | Perc: +3 | Speed: 20' |
Scarlet Scarab wrote:
I assume Scarlet is busy talking to the Vekkel Benzel and family.

Correct. It was where you got your hint of a rumor. This particular rumor is a bit tricky to tease out. A bit like getting people at Hogwarts to use the name of the principle antagonist. You can continue talking with them if you like, or go speak with other people when they leave but you won't get anymore 'in-module bonus' info out of the exchange.

Alia of the Blade wrote:
During the afternoon kid show's imaginary cart ride I've had her crawl over me in a bawdy way that made the male audiences pants shrink. So why stop there, sure, sign me up, I'll go along. If nothing else, Esme will know I'm a good sport ^_^

Que the "Hedgehog Song", or perhaps "The Wizard's Staff Has a Nob on the End."

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

Shepherd Jhod Kavken utters a prayer.

Fusti churns his cheese with greater deliberation.

Paun fans himself with his helmet.

Henson and Rolf both pour their beers in their respective laps.

Samuel Renault mops his sweaty brow and blows his breath out heavily.

Chick puts his hand over Wilbur's eyes. Wilbur moves his head. Chick puts up the other hand.

It takes six people to hold old Larimus back from storming the stage.

Argentov claps in genuine approval. "Encore! Encore!" He's the only one who stands to do so.


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Nigh-Deific Green Dragon * Note: The Great Green God doesn't go for any of that "stat" stuff. Consider him "unstatted" in the White Wolf/World of Darkness sense of the word.

Sign up for Google Drive and Google Drawing.

If you have a pdf version of the module you can copy out the map and paste it into Goggle Drawing (usually with a right click), and do the same with character icons and anything else you want on it.

Draw black boxes over the bits the characters cannot see.

Enable different line boarders on multiple versions of enemy icons for ease of identification in battle ("I attack the red skeleton." "You can but blue will get an AoO on you.")

Remember to enable 'editing' in the file's share preferences otherwise folks won't be able to move their icons around.

Some folks use Google Slides (I think that's what it is called) instead of Drawing. It has the same functionality except that some phones won't be able to see things that hang over the edge of the slide template (that's probably true of Drawing too but the surface is big enough I've never run into the problem). Slides allows you to attach multiple pages to one file.

Good luck.

The Exchange

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Male Human (Varisian) Rogue 1 | HP 6/11 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 14 | F +2, R +6, W -1 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnDun +6, KnLoc +6, Perc +5 (+6 with trapfinding) |

Double (Family Circus) move.


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Female Human Jedi 1/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 16 (FF 14), Fort 13, Will 14; DT 13; Condition 0 | hp 34 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 6 | DSPts 0

Could be rolls to prevent getting lost in the fungi. Contrary to what Russel said we might be on Bothawui now. ;)

Dark Archive

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Evocation: Dispelling things for as long as opposing wizards have had bad reflex saves.

Evocation: Counterspelling things for as long as opposing wizards have had terrible hit points.

The Exchange

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Male Human (Ulfen) Fighter (viking) 1 / Water Wizard 1 | hp 19/22 | AC 15, T 11, FF 14 | CMD 15 | F +4, R +1, W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnGeo +7, KnLoc +7, KnNat +7, Perc +0, Scrft +8 | Pink

Agirran spits in his hand and shakes on it.


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As the fight seems to have moved off, Fan stops shouting in iambic pentameter and turns his attention to Numalar forlorn dog.

'Hey there girl? Why not help yonder elf maid?': 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

"He's a boy." Posh says solemnly.

"Oh."

Silver Crusade

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Female Elf Ranger (warden) 2/Wizard (transmuter) 3 | AC 18 T 13 FF 15 | CMD 19 | hp 36 | F +6* R +8 W +5 (+2 v Enchant) | Spd 30' (Run x5) | Init +7* | Kn (Arc, Geo, His, Loc, Nat) +7, Perc +8 (low-light), Scrft +8 (+10 ID) | wand of clw 42/50
GM Chyro wrote:

As our brave dwarfess crawls towards Shonne, who looks at her like an owner would at a new cute puppy approaching, she hears a click.

Assuming that owner was in middle-management and currently had a stomach complaint. Perhaps it was because even though Shonne was a ranger she still only just tolerated animals. Sure they could be useful but really most had too much of--what was that thing again--personality? That's it. Personality. Shonne hated that in coworkers too. It was just so bloody inefficient.

Then there was the fact that this particular puppy was, in Shonne's view, a bit slow in the obedience department as well a the repeatedly-getting-beaten-with-the-rolled-up-newspaper department which had it's offices right next door. Still the elf had to admit that no matter how much damage was inflicted upon the supposedly invulnerable rager, Brallenera always looked to to Shonne to have that inquisitive Collie look on her face. And Shonne guessed that was something. What, she wasn't quite sure.

"Done?"

Magical stick of reproachful healing: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Magical stick of reproachful healing: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Magical stick of reproachful healing: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6


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Male Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 65 | AC 18 T 14 FF 15 | CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11| Spd 30ft | Conditions bad hair day, halitosis | * I make problems disappear; ** varies
Shifty wrote:
That final battle is significantly harder if he hears you (I rolled terribad) or you trigger the trap...
Ken from 'A Fish Called Wanda' wrote:
Re-Re-Revenge!

Mr. Z makes with his big smile.


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Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 3 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 14 | hp 31 | F +4 R +7 W +11 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +14 (+16 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 8/8 | Channel Positive Energy 3/5 | Domain Abilities 7/7 | wand of clw 49/50
Slothsy wrote:

The elf stares somewhat dead-eyed at Setzer as he begins moving things around. "I can do it myself, thanks. We found this tower a few days ago, once we got here. It's been a good place to hide from all the monsters, but I'm pretty sure that they're planning a massive attack. Have you encountered any of these monsters yet?"

Sam wears mom khakis. Don't mess with an elf wearing mom khakis.

"No we have not encounter them before. 'We' who? And why if there are monsters chasing you are you still here?" Rilia says the last part without blame but rather genuine interest.

Rilia notes the cute little ears and small expressive irises and takes the woman for a half-human. Still, Rilia decides she wouldn't mind messing with Samaritha when she is not wearing her mom khakis.

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

"WHOO!"

intimidate (aid, smaller): 1d20 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (11) - 2 - 4 = 5

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 7/20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

Abaal lunges forward pressing the advantage.

falchion v yellow (power attack): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 4) + 7 = 15

THREAT!

confirmation: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20 additional damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (4, 3) + 7 = 14

I'm just gonna say it: Fighters totally rock.

Grand Lodge

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Male Human Oracle (time) 1 | AC 10 T 10 FF 10 | CMD 11 | hp 11 | F +2 R +0 W +2 | Spd 20' | Init +0 | KnPla +8, Perc +4, SensM +4 | know. of the ages 4/4
Mareck Bolthune wrote:

Following the efreeti in the door, timed with the outsider's introduction perfectly, is a man with fiery red hair, an engaging smile, and a confident stride. Well-dressed in a Keleshite (?) courtier's on-the-road outfit and cloak, he snaps his fingers imperiously at the efreeti.

"Begone, Dung-Faced Thrall! You have done your duty. Return to your abode until you are needed again!"

The man holds out a simple oil lamp towards the efreeti and shakes it once. The efreeti bows his head again, grimaces, and dissolves into smoke which quickly is sucked into the lamp's mouth.

"Hello, worthy and fellow Pathfinders. I am Mareq ibn Bolthuni al-Shamiri and I seek adventure on this world you call Golarion. You will find me a willing and eager partner in any worthy task, able to bring a few small sorceries to bear in our quest, should the need demand it. If the occasion warrants, I can also summon my thrall to our aid, though I hold him in little esteem and would not recommend speaking to him at length, as his intellect has fallen from a great height and made him an unsuitable conversation partner."

"Hey man, can I get a light?"

Dark Archive

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Female Human (Osirian) Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 1 | hp 8 | AC 11 (15) T 11 FF 10 (14) | CMD 11 | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +6, KnHis +7, KnLoc +6, Perc: +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +8 | Available spell slots: 1st lvl 1/4

"Now."

intimidate (aid): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15
Giovanni, the Lucky wrote:

Giovanni grins and strokes his thin mustache.

"Ahh... Greetings! I... Am Giovanni!"

"Whoo?!"

Silver Crusade

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | Smite 1/day | wand clw 50/50

Will save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

"Know this Archive, I am Apollyanna Sukino, champion of justice! On behalf of the Eternal Maiden, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and tonight that means you!"

Silver Crusade

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | Smite 1/day | wand clw 50/50
Prisim wrote:

"Can you offer us any advice? What form might the archivist take? "

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!"

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 7/20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

"Myantha! Withdraw!"

Readied action:
falchion v first skeleton into melee range (power attack): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23 damage: 2d4 + 7 ⇒ (1, 4) + 7 = 12


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Male Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 65 | AC 18 T 14 FF 15 | CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11| Spd 30ft | Conditions bad hair day, halitosis | * I make problems disappear; ** varies

So I typed this big long thing last night and the website ate it... again.

Basically it said:

Yes, I played before for Gameday 4.

No, we did not complete all objectives. In fact Z (Zed to his friends from the north) was the sole surviving escapee. So this time it's personal.

I suggested spending what money you have on support material since it is a long mission and we don't have particularly high ACs. Z got to use orcish ferocity, is all I'm saying.

As I have only 15 gp, poison use and no poisons to make use of my class ability I suggested that after the casters among us load up on healing, mass buffs and duplicates of anything that they think they would like to use a lot of on a long hard stealth mission that they might spread the love around a little. It's really not all that necessary for Z (who was pretty effective without anything last time around). That group might have done better had the richest character not glommed all the wealth on himself and then left play early. It made me cry.

Especially since it took like twelve years to decide what do with the wealth. Okay that was hyperbole. Really it was more like three-and-a-half years.

Anyhow, Z spends 3gp of his total 15gp on a bit of piano wire (a garrote).

Hopefully this post sticks or even makes it through with a speed rivaling 1991's AOL.


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Male Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 65 | AC 18 T 14 FF 15 | CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11| Spd 30ft | Conditions bad hair day, halitosis | * I make problems disappear; ** varies

"Listen here sweet cakes, we're these people you're lookin' for are like ghosts. They operate in the shadows. You look once maybe you see 'em, you look again--POOF--they're gone. All I know about 'em is that they're led by a terribly handsome half-human with skin the color of Granny Smith apples and muscles nearly as big as these--here take a feel." Mister Z was it? Offers you his flexed, rock-hard bicep.


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Male Half-human Brawler 6/Wizard (sort of a specialized school)* 1 | HP 65 | AC 18 T 14 FF 15 | CMD 25** | F +8, R +10, W +5 | Init +2 | Perc +11| Spd 30ft | Conditions bad hair day, halitosis | * I make problems disappear; ** varies

"Often when one's a game master. Heheheh."


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I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio

I thought Alia was the bard and you were the henchwoman.

Ninja'd by bad website.

After collecting your horses, Scarlet leads the way following the tracks and the blood off into the nearby hills.

dice:

Alia's Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Celyne's Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
Numalar's Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Poshment's Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Scarlet's Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Zokon's Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Alia's Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Celyne's Initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Luna's Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Numalar's Initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Poshment's Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Scarlet's Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Sir Didymus' Initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
Zokon's Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

The trail eventually leads to a dark cave entrance.

Map updated.

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 7/20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0
GM DevilDoc wrote:
In addition to the lab and books, Myantha also discovers a door cleverly concealed in the wall between where she and Rex stands.

"Zounds! A clue! We should investigate this room before moving on over the bridge."

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15
Giovanni, the Lucky wrote:
"Oh! Gadget! Good find, there!"

The owl looks gobsmacked. Her lower beak just hangs open for a full minute.

Hera also discovered some spent shell casings near a grassy gnoll, but decides it's not worth the effort to reveal the information.

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

"HOOT!" Hera begins hopping up and down.

Silver Crusade

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | Smite 1/day | wand clw 50/50

"You mean we're stuck with her?"

Lannior Llarm wrote:

Suddenly getting serious about there surroundings.

A mental landscape of your mind? If this is your childhood, then perhaps we can explore the rest of your life as well. Maybe if we progress toward the present an opportunity to escape will present itself.

Maybe we can fix whatever made her such a damn fool as well. Hmmm.

"So, what was your childhood like?" Apollyanna asks the room noting all the books and the lack of My Little Pegasus figurines, Barabrella doors, boy bard troupe murals, etc.... "Did your father yell 'What you gonna do with your life?' and did you say something like: 'Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one, but girls they want to have fun!' Some parents-" She continues. "-Take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world, I wanted to be the one to walk in the sun because I wanted to have fun!"

Maybe she had a diary.... "Did you have a diary?"

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

"Hoot!" Hera plucks an arrow from a crack in the roof.

Dark Archive

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 7/20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0
Rex Havoc wrote:
@ Suheyla: You might be interested in the urea from that same source. It would boost your snowball by CL +1 at the cost of only 2 gp per casting. :D

That's hilarious, considering the source of urea back in the day would have been overfilled kidneys. +1 CL for the yellow snowball!

Silver Crusade

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Female Elf Ranger (warden) 2/Wizard (transmuter) 3 | AC 18 T 13 FF 15 | CMD 19 | hp 36 | F +6* R +8 W +5 (+2 v Enchant) | Spd 30' (Run x5) | Init +7* | Kn (Arc, Geo, His, Loc, Nat) +7, Perc +8 (low-light), Scrft +8 (+10 ID) | wand of clw 42/50
GM Chyro wrote:

Leather thong....? All i get is...leather kinky underwear when i google that. :)

Shonne doesn't see anything special.

I think you might be using Ogle not Google. ;)

Dark Archive

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

Hera angrily ruffles her feathers.

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 7/20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

untrained Knowledge (religion) max 10 result: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 So 10 then.

'i will pick up the hook.
you will see something new.
two things. and i call them
Thing One and Thing Two.
these Things will not bite you.
they want to have fun.'
then, out of the box
came Thing Two and Thing One!
and they ran to us fast.
they said, 'how do you do?
would you like to shake hands
with Thing One and Thing Two?'
~The Kat(-apeshee) in the Keffiyeh

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

"Whoo?"

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 7/20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

"Thank you Rex, but at present I am not thirsty." Abaal grits his teeth an swings his blade in a wide arc.

falchion v blue: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26 damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (4, 3) + 4 = 11

confirm?: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19 additional damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (3, 3) + 4 = 10

If it falls, he moves 5 feet forward.

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | Smite 1/day | wand clw 50/50

It's probably fine for you two, being past your prime and all but for Apollyanna it's not cool.

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Female Human (Osirian) Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 1 | hp 8 | AC 11 (15) T 11 FF 10 (14) | CMD 11 | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +6, KnHis +7, KnLoc +6, Perc: +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +8 | Available spell slots: 1st lvl 1/4
GM Baerlie wrote:
about half a minute

More than enough time to finish the job....

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Female Human (Osirian) Sorcerer (arcane bloodline) 1 | hp 8 | AC 11 (15) T 11 FF 10 (14) | CMD 11 | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +1 | KnArc +6, KnHis +7, KnLoc +6, Perc: +0 (+3 in shadow, +2 w Hera, +5 in shadow w Hera)), Scrft +8 | Available spell slots: 1st lvl 1/4
Giovanni, the Lucky wrote:
"M'Lady Gwen, if you would so indulge me in a curiosity, what brought you into the service of the Society? Surely there were multiple organizations pining for your talents?"

"Oh you know, education, the chance to see the world--Hey! Is that a magic curio shop?!" Gwen quickly looses herself amid the bath soap and incense isle.

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | Smite 1/day | wand clw 50/50

"This wrong. Can't you see that you are beautiful just as you are? It's what is inside your heart that makes you beautiful and getting older is just part of that. I often imagine finding a man to spend the rest of my life with holding hands and growing old together watching our children and children's children from the covered porch of our beautiful colonial with attached stable." As she speaks she walks the room imaging her future life her voice full of conviction.

"I mean look at Pau and Meredith." She waves a hand at the two. "It's not that they want to be all leathery she gestures toward Meredith or bald, ;) the fact someone can look past all those gray hairs and blemishes to see and love the real person underneath makes that love the special gift that it is."

As she finishes she slips in behind the two, grabbing both their opposing shoulders and the trying to squeeze them together. Maybe they'll even hold hands. *Grin*

diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

Apollyanna then looks to see the beauty within the woman (detect evil).

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Male Human (Kelesh) Fighter 2 | hp 7/20 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | CMD 16 | F +4, R +2, W +0 | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnArc +7, KnDun +6, Perc +0

Abaal reaches up and under his keffiyeh and pulls out a bobby pin.

"Will this do?"

I see and raise your bluff.

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | Smite 1/day | wand clw 50/50
Lannior Llarm wrote:
While addressing all, he primarily fixes his eyes only on the gnome, offering her a smile.

Apollyanna's eyes begin to twinkle as she tries to hide her smile. Oh- My- Goddess! He's so totally into her! Squeeee! She tries to hide her excitement.

bluff (poker face): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Apollyanna begins plotting her new secondary objectives: Operation Romance! Assuming that Wulessa Yuul doesn't sacrifice Prisim to open her thingie. Apollyanna's no dope. She's read a lot of light illuminated graphic codices; she knows how these things work.

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | Smite 1/day | wand clw 50/50

Apollyanna steps in and makes sure she isn't standing between Meredith and Pau. It's great that people can still find love in middle-age. *sigh* Um, what did the Venture-Captain just say? I guess I should pay attention.

"Um. Excuse me" Apollyanna raises her hand at the back of the room. "'Rediscovered'? How do you loose a whole crypt?"

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female owl hp 4 | AC 16 (20) T 15 FF 13 (17) | CMD 13 | F +2 R +5 W +4, imp. evasion | Spd 10', Fly 40' (ave.) | Init +3 | Fly +7, Perc +10, Scrft -1, Stealth +15

"Whoo, Whoo!"

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Rex Havoc wrote:
We want to get back into the marching order we had earlier. Then open the eastern doors.

"It looks as though we will need to resort to the chime again to open these. Perhaps we should investigate the other two paths off vestibule first?"

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