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Sovereign Court

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Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | hp 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 2
Lissaya wrote:
As the party makes their way out of the inn, a lean Halfling with platinum blonde hair swoops down from the sky on the back of a Roc.

"It's coming right for us!" Raises musket and...

Excellent, another trophy waiting to happen. At least this one doesn't have a frog on it's back....

"Brilliant, we can just air-lift my things then, and if it crashes there's always squab for dinner. Tell me child, how does that thing handle in flooded underground tunnels?"

Lissaya wrote:
she's not nice. Don't take it personally

'Personally'? Ha! Right back atcha. ;)

Sovereign Court

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Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | hp 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 2

"Graxzos! Will you look at this! Just look at it!" The woman shoves a piece of paper in the dwarf's face. "They want me-ME to take some damn fool test to get into their little adventurers club! The nerve! The sheer cheek of it! I'll talk to Drandle Dreng! I'll talk to Ambrus Valsin! I'd complain to that fool Zey if he hadn't gotten himself killed! It's an outrage!"


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Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 6 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | hp 44 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn (Arc, His, Nat, Pla) +7, Perc +6 (darkvision), Scrft +13 | wand of clw 50/50

GM:
Yep, Orthrus was invisible.

"BOMABOMA!" A blast of lightning arcs from the waterfall to the whale and the cave lizard. Or at least that's the hope. He tries to angle it from the whale's dorsal fin down to the reptile.

spellcraft DC 18:

electrical damage reflex (DC 18, half): 6d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 6, 5, 2, 2) = 21

A green-skinned savage wearing a huge mask and waving a gri-gri appears on the ledge beneath the waterfall in the wake of the lightning flash.

Liberty's Edge

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Male Half-Orc Fighter (viking) 1 | hp 11 | AC 17, T 12, FF 15 | CMD 17 | F +4, R +2, W -1 | Spd 30' | Init +4 | Acro +1, Climb +7, Intim +6, Perc -1 (darkvision 60')
Kronas Kronglic wrote:
After jumping slightly, Kronas stares at Ukou for a few seconds with his head askew "Umm, well... err... Bless you?" he stammers, sounding a little unsure.

Good! There is a priest in the party. I was beginning to worry. Ukou's initial tension passes.


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Male Half-human Witch (scarred witch doctor) 6 | AC 14 T 12 FF 12 | CMD 17 | hp 44 | F +6 R +6 W +8 (+2 v Pain) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn (Arc, His, Nat, Pla) +7, Perc +6 (darkvision), Scrft +13 | wand of clw 50/50
Slothsy wrote:

The Sea Caves - Round 2

20 - Tamiro [48/66]
19+ - Blue
19- - Gillian, Aishe [unconscious] You're Up!

Metaphorically speaking.

spellcraft: 1d20 + 13 - 1 ⇒ (10) + 13 - 1 = 22

spellcraft: 1d20 + 13 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 13 - 1 = 21

Grand Lodge

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Male Human Oracle (time) 1 | AC 10 T 10 FF 10 | CMD 11 | hp 11 | F +2 R +0 W +2 | Spd 20' | Init +0 | KnPla +8, OtherKn +3, Perc +4, SensM +4 | know. of the ages 4/day | 1st lvl spells 4

"Don't contaminate me with your physical insecurities, man. We're all naked underneath it all." He says shaking the bundle at Tamriel.


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"Scuse me fellers." Says a guy in a wizard get up carrying a saddle. He looks so grizzled that he might well be from the Elemental Plane of Rawhide and Jerky. Rain patters off his wide-brimmed pointy hat soothingly as he approaches the fourth wall. "You know where can a feller find hisself a descent sarsaparilla in this big ol' town?"

Lightning strikes and he looks up to the turbulent skies over Absalom.
His old eyes grow misty under the hat like he's looking back through time and space and he says.

"Ya know that reminds me o somethin. Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Geoffree le Bouescki. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. le Bouescki, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Magnimar the "City of Monuments." Like a graveyard. I didn't find it to be that, exactly. Too noisy and cutthroat. I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen Multhune, and I ain't never been to Nirmathas. And I ain't never seen no Queen Domina in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Magnimar, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other outside planes. And in Common, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the gods gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 4700s - just about the time of our conflict with Karzoog and them stoner giants. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Magnimar. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Varisia, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hells. I've done introduced him enough. He's right over there. Ya'll should say 'hi' er somethin'. You might hit it off. I need to get me to a drink. This stuff is suede you know."

... That's my dot, and I'm sticking to it.


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Female Human Jedi 2/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 17 (FF 15), Fort 14, Will 15; DT 14; Condition 0 | hp 40 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 3/6 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 3 |
GM Kip wrote:
On my first read through of your post Nomi I thought you were nodding to the thugs and couldn't work out why... XD

"Joe? Is that you? Howya been you old sonovamynock! So you work here now? How's Mona and the kids?"

knowledge (social science): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

"Nice digs..." Nomi says under her breath as they are escorted in. *koff* "Though it needs a good airing out."

Grand Lodge

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Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

Yea! I'm just thankful I got it today. My current monitor is from Australia so its all cool.


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I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio

Image of the Day 12-foot-tall Scarlet putting on human-size chain shirt. "I look like Red Sonja!" :)

Liberty's Edge

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Male Human Cleric of Cayden Cailean 1 | AC 14 T 9 FF 14 | CMD 11 | hp 9/13 | F +4 R -1 W +5 | Spd 20' | Init -1 | Kn(Rel) +4, Perc +3 | channel 3/5 | daze touch 6/6 | Str surge 5/6

"WHAT!?"

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Wizard (illusionist) 2 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | hp 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9 | blinding ray 6/7

sense motive: 1d20 ⇒ 19

"Oh." She rummages through her pack some more eventually turning up her knife/silent image (DC 17). She smiles disconcertingly.

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Wizard (illusionist) 2 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | hp 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9 | blinding ray 6/7

Inspire courage. It's like holiday fruit cake. You can give as much as you like, but no one will ever use it. ;)

Grand Lodge

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Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

The voice of her old master returns to Fauxish "Show me 'mow the lawn'. Fauxish windmills her arms in big circles intercepting and parrying the incoming tendrils. Now take out the garbage. This place is a pit!"

(flurry, bless, flanking, harrow): 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 14 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

(flurry, bless, flanking, harrow): 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 24 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Grand Lodge

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Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

Without a word Fauxish leaps into action!

will save v shriek (w mood slime): 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 1 = 20

will save v 'damn you're ugly' (w mood slime, add +1 more if bless works): 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 4 + 1 = 19

acrobatics (running jump across chasm, harrow): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 + 1 = 16

acrobatics (spinning mid-air AoO avoidance, harrow): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 8 + 1 = 27

flying kick (bless, harrow): 1d20 + 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 + 1 = 12 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Aside from the fungus' probable last-minute duck there at the end, I just want to say that it is AWESOME TO BE A MONK! (And roll well of course.)

Later, when someone asks her about the chasm jump, Fauxish stops and regards the person quizzically. "Chasm?"


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Female Human Jedi 2/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 17 (FF 15), Fort 14, Will 15; DT 14; Condition 0 | hp 40 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 3/6 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 3 |

Nomi grits her teeth and presses on.

lightsaber v blue (rapid strike, force point): 1d20 + 3 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 1 + (5) = 20
energy damage: 3d8 + 2 ⇒ (2, 7, 8) + 2 = 19

deflect:
use the force: 1d20 + 11 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 11 - 1 = 17
use the force: 1d20 + 11 - 1 - 5 ⇒ (7) + 11 - 1 - 5 = 12

If blue falls she moves 5-feet south, you know for 'cover'. ;)


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Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 4 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 16 | hp 26/37 | F +5 R +7 W +12 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(Arc, His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +15 (+17 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 5/8 | channel 5/5 | copycat (2 rds) 6/7 | daze touch 7/7 | clw wand 40/50
Slothsy wrote:

The drow just sort of stares at Rilia in horror, then switches his gaze to Nel, before stammering in Elven, "Shindiira yabqaa ealayha fi kuhuf albahr. 'annaha mabnaa kabir faqat 'iilaa alshshuriq. 'annaha 'abadaan wahdah, wa'iin kana. waqalat 'annaha rubbama ladayha Xakihn، Jilara waLuxas maeha. 'awha, wallati 'ark almirwaeata. min fadlika, la taqtalni. 'aw alssamah bi'ann ahd qatli. 'ana mjrd 'ajir."

"The common human tongue if you please and quietly we wouldn't want to wake the sleeping dears just yet."

After she's said it again in Common, Rilia waves the way forward for the drow and anyone else who wants to accompany them into the cave outside, leaving enough to cover/coup d'grace the sleepers within.

Slothsy wrote:
Nice, uh, unintentional good cop, bad cop routine?

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is an empowered, maximized wand of fireball (CL 10), the most powerful wand in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Wizard (illusionist) 2 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | hp 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9 | blinding ray 6/7

Faeria doing the same notes the spell in use

knowledge (arcana): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

"Good boy. I didn't think you could train them to use divination! I only thought they could learn tricks like: come, heel, stay, illusion and complex magical engineering...."

She looks over the house, dazedly. "What a big house! Fimbrik must have a fine pedigree. I doubt he likes the rolled up newspapers...." She picks one up and unfurls it. "Wow... These are pretty old...."


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Both! Any two words in the English language can rhyme so long as you mispronounce them in just the right way. Ask Dylan.

Shouldn't the original poster's question been asked on James's ASK JAMES JACOBS ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HERE thread? I mean that is the name of the thread. Or are we all just assuming there is only one James with a thread here? I mean could be: Marsters, McAvoy, or Earl Jones has a thread here too?

It could happen.

And for the record toxoplasmosis > cats, but canines as a whole remain- well, top dog.

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Wizard (illusionist) 2 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | hp 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9 | blinding ray 6/7

"This is FUN!"

cold iron dagger (inspire, melee: 1d20 + 2 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 2 + 1 - 4 = 10 damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"Oh pooh! Adinomo, could you go grab my knife so I can throw it again? I think it's over there."


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Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 4 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 16 | hp 26/37 | F +5 R +7 W +12 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(Arc, His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +15 (+17 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 5/8 | channel 5/5 | copycat (2 rds) 6/7 | daze touch 7/7 | clw wand 40/50

Not this?

A player in my game suggested it after a particularly bad encounter with a crypt-thing in maze-like dungeon.

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Wizard (illusionist) 2 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | hp 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9 | blinding ray 6/7
Capone~ wrote:

"Onomatopoeia." Capone looks rather confused.

"Good boy!" She claps and hands Capone the peanut.

After the secret door is revealed.

perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12

After about 20 seconds of the solid minute it takes take 20, Faeria asks: "What are you doing? Are you hearing things? I knew alcohol could make you see things, but I didn't think it could make you hear things. Though I suppose it can make you feel things because it is wet and I've heard of dry wine, and it certainly smells and tastes. Hmmm?" She grabs a large dusty bottle off the rack and holds it cautiously to her ear.

Silver Crusade

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TOZ wrote:
TWO paladins? Oh snows preserve me...

That's nuthin'. Once (probably at band camp), we had a cleric of Shelyn, two paladins of Shelyn, and a gnome illusionist worshiper of the same. All gals, we were like the Shelyn Scouts! Well, at least that's the way Apollyanna would see it.

We were very pretty.

Silver Crusade

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Sorry, I'm stealing your CORE paladin mojo, Phylotus, but Apollyanna needs the work. ;)


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GM Hmm wrote:

Hey TOZ, my PbP dance card is pretty full right now, but I wanted to welcome you and celebrate your very first PbP!

Hugs,

Hmm

PS. Slides work well for most players, including those on mobile!

But we were having beignets....

Oh, and you can shuffle your slides around too.

Sovereign Court

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Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | hp 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 2

Somewhere in the Asmodian rectory a group of disciples are hanging out and playing with a crossbow one of them had been carrying for Lutorinus. "Cool huh?" "Yeah!" TWANG! THUD! "Crap!" "Someone find some wood grain spackle!"

Silver Crusade

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | smite 1/day | lay on hands 4/day | wand clw 47/50

"Wow! Pau's still alive?" Apollyanna blurts out.

"Yeah, I've had my Confirmation since then, but haven't done much since the market's been so saturated. I could run in your bosses thing but I'm probably over qualified." She sighs. "I really need to gain a level."

"Evarice Bue and Meredith Une's boss (Sailor Cleric & Woodsy the Brawler, respectively) has another girl who rents some space from my boss in the Stolen Lands, and Vice versa, I think Bullwhip is plumbing some Traitor's Lodge right now. Or maybe I should say 'Plumbin' sum Traitor's Billet'. I haven't hung out with that other paladin Gailen Windbreak, in a while. Oh, and there was that creepy elf dude with a charisma score of 2.4 from way back when, and that elf ranger guy, Lannior Llarm, you were all over like a tangle-footed, fuchsia, howler monkey.... How'd that turn out anyhow? He seemed nice."

Silver Crusade

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Human Female Paladin of Shelyn 2 | AC 18 T 11 FF 17 | CMD 16 | hp 21 | F +8 R +4 W +6 | Spd. 20' | Init +1 | Diplo +7, HAnim +7, KnNob +4, KnPla +5, KnRel +4, Perc -2, Ride +4 | smite 1/day | lay on hands 4/day | wand clw 47/50

Apollyanna flags Prism down from the doorway.

"They won't let me in because my genre doesn't allow me to drink. The jerks! Anyhow I recommended a friend of mine join your mission. I wanted to say I'm sorry in advance. He's kind of a handful. So, um when are we putting the Shelynnites back together again? We should do an AP or something. And since when did you learn to teleport?"

Sovereign Court

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Female Elf Bard 2 | hp 13 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 13 | F +0 R +5 W +6 (+2 v enchantment) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | KnHis +6, KnLoc +6, KnRel +6, Perc +8, SensM +7 (+9 to read social situation) | Performance 8/8 | Spell slots 1st lvl 2/3 | clw wand 47/50

*Facepalm* Damn it. Doesn't she know that in these parts 'fetch' is a euphemism for a particularly acrobatic sex act involving a farmyard animal? Hmmm. Maybe I can rile them up enough to chase Kara, thereby sparing the circus folk.... I could try and fascinate Mr. Loudmouth or put some of them to sleep.

persuasion (Biggest aid evah!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Sovereign Court

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Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | hp 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 2

Thaia stops loading her musket.

Have I ever told you about that time that we played Paranoia and suffered 150% casualties before we left the mission briefing? Lousy commie, mutant traitors!

Silver Crusade

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Female Elf Ranger (warden) 2/Transmuter 4 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 21 | hp 42 | F +6* R +8 W +6 (+2 v Enchant) | Spd 30' (Run x5) | Init +7* | Kn (Arc, Geo, His, Loc, Nat) +7, Perc +9 (low-light), Scrft +9 (+11 ID) | wand of clw 41/50 |

"Someone grab my bow and Isabella's arrows."

Shonne drops her bow, kicks her heel back and up into the base of her sword sheath on her back with enough force to propel her cold iron longsword dramatically up and over her shoulder in a high lazy arc during which the light plays off of its cold ironness. While she does so her free leg kicks off the floor. She makes a spinning leap forward during which her body goes horizontal in relation to the floor. She lands perfectly her hand extended outward just in time for the sword hilt to arrive there. In other words, she takes a 5-foot step.

She brings her sword down.

mwk cold iron longsword (bless, flank): 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 1 = 15 damage (two-handed): 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Edit Well, when I started typing I was flanking.... :(


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Female Human Jedi 2/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 17 (FF 15), Fort 14, Will 15; DT 14; Condition 0 | hp 40 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 3/6 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 3 |
GM Kip wrote:
The speeder is enclosed. i.e. Not a convertible.

Give me a moment. ;)

Scarab Sages

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Female Human (Varisian) Wizard (illusionist) 2 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 14 | hp 14 | F +2 R +3 W +4 | Spd. 30' | Init +2 | Bluff +7, KnArc +9, KnDun +8, KnGeo +8, KnHis +8, KnLoc +8, KnNat +9, KnPla +8, KnRel +8, Perc +0, Scrft +9 | blinding ray 6/7
Adinomo wrote:
"errrr, yes of course. Tell you what, I will escort you to a pub nearby that is even more out of the weather."

"Oh! Is this like a date?" She says surprised to point over the rogue's head. "Is that your Pekingese? What's his name? I'm Faeria. I don't have a Pekingese, but I have a fish." Faeria rummages through her pockets.


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Well, sad to say it probably best if I bail. Busy, busy, busy. Got mom in the hospital, 60 hour work week and the like. I've never dropped a game in mid-play but I've got to on this one. Been fun (mostly). Just not enough time to harangue and keep up with play at the same time, and not a lot of want to do both. I don't like me like that. Keep the Dude he'll abide life or death. Good luck.

TTFN

"LAAAAAAAAA!"


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Starts warming up again.

"MEE MEE MEE MEE!"

Sovereign Court

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Female Human (Chelaxian) gunslinger (musket master) 1/evoker 1 | AC 13 T 13 FF 10 | CMD 16 | hp 16 | F +3 R +5 W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +3 | KnEng +7, KnLoc +7, KnNob +7, Perc +6, Scrft +7 | Grit 2

"Alfris!" Says a Chelaxian noblewoman in riding pants, and pith helmet. She has a long rifle slung over one shoulder. Alfris her woman servant complete with silver tray rushes forward to obtain and present the paper for the great white huntress's perusal.

"Yes. I think that I shall grace your humble expedition with my considerable business and martial acumen." The noblewoman puts paper on her servants back. She makes her mark with a elegant black-plumed pen and an elegant swishing motion of her wrist. 'Thaia Rossenvelt'. Then she dots the lone 'i'.

Alfris returns the paper to the post and pins it up. Thaia's large mark, which can be seen from across the room takes up most of the available signing space.

"There. I shall return when my support crew has signed in." she declares. "Alfris!"

"Ma'am." Says the servant.

Together they exit.


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Female Human Jedi 2/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 17 (FF 15), Fort 14, Will 15; DT 14; Condition 0 | hp 40 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 3/6 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 3 |

Draw lightsaber, spend force point, block incoming fire targeting Nomi and her nearest allies, total defense (+5 reflex defense).

"Yeah, this our floor alright!"

Blocking:

use the force (block): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29

use the force (block): 1d20 + 11 - 5 ⇒ (3) + 11 - 5 = 9

use the force (block): 1d20 + 11 - 10 ⇒ (5) + 11 - 10 = 6

Grand Lodge

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Male Human Oracle (time) 1 | AC 10 T 10 FF 10 | CMD 11 | hp 11 | F +2 R +0 W +2 | Spd 20' | Init +0 | KnPla +8, OtherKn +3, Perc +4, SensM +4 | know. of the ages 4/day | 1st lvl spells 4

Zzzz....zzzz....zzzz....zzzz....

GM:
The Dude is currently equipped with ear plugs.

Grand Lodge

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Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

Kung-fu fighting: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Fauxish is fast like lightning. But is perhaps too concerned with cool Foley sound effects to connect well.

Silver Crusade

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Female Elf Ranger (warden) 2/Transmuter 4 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 21 | hp 42 | F +6* R +8 W +6 (+2 v Enchant) | Spd 30' (Run x5) | Init +7* | Kn (Arc, Geo, His, Loc, Nat) +7, Perc +9 (low-light), Scrft +9 (+11 ID) | wand of clw 41/50 |
Iskar wrote:

Upon Zaas return, Iskar opens his eyes and asks mischievously, "So, who has some blood to spare?". Winking at his companions, he advises "If it's preferred I could possibly summon a creature to supply us with some."

"Creepy." Shonne says. Then she stabs her thumb with an arrow.

She casts see invisibility, followed by bull's strength on herself. If she takes damage from blood loss she uses her wand of cure light wounds


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Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 4 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 16 | hp 26/37 | F +5 R +7 W +12 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(Arc, His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +15 (+17 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 5/8 | channel 5/5 | copycat (2 rds) 6/7 | daze touch 7/7 | clw wand 40/50
Slothsy wrote:

The crossbowman sends a shot flying at Rilia with a grumbling, "زانية كريهة."

The bolt, however, hits the cave wall, causing a few rocks to scatter down.

** Crude Elven spoiler omitted **

"HA! لم أكن حتى تناولها أداة!" Rilia shouts back.

Proper Kyonin Elven:
"HA! I've never even taken up an instrument!"


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Female Elf Bard 2/Cleric (Calistria) 4 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMD 16 | hp 26/37 | F +5 R +7 W +12 (+2 v enchant, +4 v bardic) | Spd 30' | Init +2 | Kn(Arc, His, Loc, Nob, Pla, Rel) +7 (others +3), Perc +11 (low-light), SensM +15 (+17 read situation), Scrft +7 | Bardic Performance 5/8 | channel 5/5 | copycat (2 rds) 6/7 | daze touch 7/7 | clw wand 40/50

Typo. He's #42, the Ultimate Answer to Life the Universe and Everything. I have about 70 but I've probably only played a third of them. However when I get an idea for a new character I have to make 'em while the inspiration is with me.

I've got a paladin of Shelyn based on sailor moon, Archimeles, a monk based on a pastiche of every classical Greek thinker you can imagine, a traumatized (in a fun way) 'delusionist' who believes her own illusions and thinks that people don't post often are hallucinations, an executive assistant gnome staff magus, an Igor from the Disc World, an Arabian swordsman touches upon Lovecraft country, a Pharasmin inquisitor/efficiency expert/bean counter, and an abrasive wizardess based on Dungeon Magazine's former iconic blonde bob-top wizard with a quasit familiar. ;)

Now though I have to get to work.

Grand Lodge

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Male Human Oracle (time) 1 | AC 10 T 10 FF 10 | CMD 11 | hp 11 | F +2 R +0 W +2 | Spd 20' | Init +0 | KnPla +8, OtherKn +3, Perc +4, SensM +4 | know. of the ages 4/day | 1st lvl spells 4
Sifah Asashio wrote:
"Two faced? Huh? You speak ill of the dead now? I suppose that as an elemental creatures, perhaps he was more closely akin to me than you, but still he deserves your respect in death."

"No Nethys the Two-Faced Bastard though I guess he's also the god of doors too, maybe. I mean Dalir wasn't a compulsive liar, and his parents were probably married, I guess. Not that there anything necessarily wrong with being born out of wedlock. I mean I'm a love-child and look how I turned out."

After the burial, the Dude pulls out his masterwork 12-string and plays.

perform (strings): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

"Sorry man, it's the only song I know besides Stairway to Nirvana and that bit from Hotel Korvosa that goes like this." He demonstrates.

Dude's good for goin' back on. I mean on.


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Male Human (Taldan) sorcerer (imperious) 1 | AC 11 T 11 FF 10 | CMD 12 | hp 7 (1 nonlethal) | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +4 | KnLoc +5*, KnNob +7*, Perc +0 | Derring-do 1/4 | Inspired 1/1 | Worldly 1/1 |

*SPLASH!* "Blub, blub, blub! Hey!"


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Male Human (Taldan) sorcerer (imperious) 1 | AC 11 T 11 FF 10 | CMD 12 | hp 7 (1 nonlethal) | F +1 R +1 W +2 | Spd 30' | Init +4 | KnLoc +5*, KnNob +7*, Perc +0 | Derring-do 1/4 | Inspired 1/1 | Worldly 1/1 |
Hodge the Undrowned wrote:

With the danger gone, Hodge heals himself ( [dice=Cure Light Wounds] 1d8 +1 ) and continues to catch crabs and hold them towards the water's surface.

He will still have Cure Light Wounds prepared, if someone who looks hurt (heal or Perception check?) comes within touching distance he will cast cure light wounds on them.

Well not now that I know you have crabs!


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I'm going for 'fierce' here people--fierce! | Tactical Map Folio
Scarlet Scarab wrote:

Dice be praised!

"She's not paralyzed?!?! But she had to make a save! BLAST!!"

Silver Crusade

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Female Human (Keleshite) Cleric of Sarenrae 4 | hp 35 | AC 17, T 10, FF 17 | CMD 15 | F +6, R +3, W +9 | Spd 20' | Init +0 | Diplo +9, Heal +11, KnRel +7, Perc +4, SensM +4 | Channel 5/5 | wand of CLW 49/50 | bull's str, +2 deflection to AC

diplomacy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10 Well I'm glad that's out of the way. Nuthin' but 20s from now on.


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Female Human Jedi 2/Scoundrel 1 | Ref 17 (FF 15), Fort 14, Will 15; DT 14; Condition 0 | hp 40 | Init +8 | Perception +7 | FPts 3/6 | DSPts 1 | Destiny 3 |

blaster pistol v red: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 damage: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 4) = 10 Pew pew!


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Female Human (Kellid) Fighter (cad) 1 / Rogue (cutpurse) 1 | hp 11/16 | AC 17 (18 vs robots) T 14 (15 vs robots) FF 13 | CMD 16 | F +3 R +6 W +0* | Spd 30' | Init +4 | KnLoc +5, Perc +4

I'm good. Well chaotic neutral, but you know what I mean.

Grand Lodge

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Female Human (Tian-Shu) Monk 1/Unchained Rogue 1 | hp 16 | AC 16, T 16, FF 12 | CMD 17 (19 v trip) | F +3, R +8, W +4 | Spd 30' | Init +6 | Perc +7:
actually she's Kitsune (gains low-light vision and +2 acrobatics in hybrid form) )

sense motive: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

"I think they object to your face." Fauxish whispers on tip-toe to the man nodding at the sobbing villagers. "Can you rub that stuff off. Maybe we could get you a hood to hide it and then a big scythe so you can prove how useful you are by helping around the farms."

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