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I invented daisies and the fiords!


Saturday Night Special.


You want old, you want old. I rode a comet uphill both ways to school, in the freezing void before the universe existed. And I liked it. Never complained not once. I remember when your moma jokes were cool. I remember when MTV played music videos. I remember the first Dalai Lama. I tought Aroden how to tie his sandals, damn kid always running around with his sandals untied, I new he was gonna get himself killed one day. You young whipper snappers don't know the first thing about old. Why I otta...eh whats that? No I don't want a rassafriggin suppository, I just had one. Oh it's The Win, well then go right ahead.