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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Gobbo the Goblin wrote:
~the goblin looks at the dragon and starts to pout~ But me like monkey brain soup!
Throws big burrito-derived monkey missile at Gobbo

~Gobbo screams and runs away from the rabid monkey~ No throw stuff at Gobbo! Gobbo good goblin! Gobbo good goblin! Ayyyeeeeeeeee!!!!!


~the goblin looks at the dragon and starts to pout~ But me like monkey brain soup!


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Obambie wrote:
Join us! We have hope! Be One of us.... one of us...... one of us.... ;)

Guh, I already live in the biggest Obambie nest in America, thanks. Heck we just had him in Boston shilling for our wonderful governor on Friday. Now I hear that Al Franken is showing up in November.

*sigh*

It ain't easy, being a red monkey in a blue state ...

EDIT: And I am not posting any more politics, sorry Solnes! :)

~chases the money around with my cleaver and torch~ Me no idiot! Me goblin, you food! monkey brains yummy! You food! Me cleave you!


~chases after the blue ones with my cleaver and torch~ Yum, yum, yum!!! Blue snaks look tasty!


Crimson Jester wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Treantmonk wrote:


Fantasy Religion: YES

Is it okay to call all religions fantasy religions?

We all know that there is only one true belief.

And you better belief in it. It's your only chance to be one of those who is eaten first.

We all know the closer we come to the truth the further away we all are.

Is it alright to make fun of athiests???

~runs in the door wielding a cleaver and a buring torch, then looks around and spots you~ Human! Burn and chop big man! Burn and chop! ~starts to chase after you~ You burn and chop good!


Aberzombie wrote:

Runs in and throws a pie in Mairkurion's face

For Soupy!!!!

~chases after the zombie wielding a sword and a torch~ Yo no do that! Boss get mad! Cut, slash, burn zombie. Then cut, slash, burn more!


Attack Goblin #23 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Welcome!

Remember, whatever Cosmo tells you, sacrificing an eye is not a requirement of the job.

LIES!

Ugly hoomans lie about you Boss? You say word, we chop them good! Burn them too. Then chop more. Then burn more. Then....

~gives a wicked goblin laugh and then brandishes my cleaver~ Me not like you, you one eyed doll thing. Help you need, Boss? Me chop one eyed doll thing good!


~looks around with a rabbid look on his face~ Burn! Burn EVERYTHING!


The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:
Gobbo the Goblin wrote:
Lemmings? Lemmings good in pie! Me eat lemmings! Here come food lemmings!

We see food. Yum.

*Flying Dire Lemmings eat goblin*

~runs in terror~ No! Lemmings no eat Gobbo! Lemmings no eat Gobbooooooo...... ~screams in terror as I am eaten by flying Lemmings~


Lemmings? Lemmings good in pie! Me eat lemmings! Here come food lemmings!


~backs up into a 10 by 10 room and then sets the half eaten pie down on a box~ Share pie! Good pie!


Me Kill Stupid Orcs! Me stab stupid Orcs! Me steal Pie from stupid orcs! ~looks around~ Me share pie!


I'm flying!
I'm flying!
I'm fl-THUNK!!!



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