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nathan blackmer wrote:

Pshaw, we all know you're secretly masterminding the underground "All things awesome" offices at Paizo's hidden bunker.

Riiiiight. And now that you've discovered our little secret, I'll have to send out the Paizo gninjas to eliminate you as an information leak...or, at the very least, have them put contact poison on the goods in your next shipment. ;-)

What's this now?

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*uses smoke bomb*

Gninjas at the ready!

I've heard rumors that there might be an off-schedule Ponyfinder game at PaizoCon.

...Just sayin'.

...Pay no attention to the gninja in the corner.

Did somebody say gninja?

Edit: Wow. DOuble-ninja'd.

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*readies a cookie shuriken*

Cosmo is innocent!!! I blame Lilith! ~looks around at the angry mob about to tar and feather me for accusing Lilith of ANYTHING~ Ummmm... Uh oh! ~RUNS~

*readies an action*

It's amusing that, not 10 minutes ago as I walked by Liz's desk, she warned me about ninjas...

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Gary Teter wrote:

Yeah I changed some other stuff to give this thread some more room to breathe, so it's safe. For now.

Crisis averted!

Gninja master! *offers sake and mochi*

I'm supposed to give you something...

NINJA STAR SAKE SHOOTERS!!! *readies a half dozen*

Edit: Aaaand, The Mona™ comes in and renders my entire post moot in less time than it took me to type it.

Nevermind.
:^p

I hear that there are gninjas about for that sort of thing.

Hugo Solis wrote:

oh, BTW, is it only one submission per paizonian?

*sends more ninja frogs and some poodles after CJ*

Agh! My office is overrun by katana-wielding vermin!

Sorry, wrong address - and who ya callin' vermin?!

I was not informed of a change in our mission, nor a change in leadership! I will confer with the Grand Master on this, but until then, the documents will remain under our protection!

Preston Poulter wrote:

Yea. She's also fascinated with the tentacle-faced hounds on P. 222. I'm probably going to have to put them in an adventure, but not sure how I should stat them.

These creatures, called akata, are statted up (for 3.5) in Pathfinder Adventure Path #15: Children of the Void.

Edit: Damn ninja Liliths...

What? :D *readies a cookie shuriken*

Gninjas: Nothing says 'Rock Star' like a ninja with Day-Glo hair.

Yeah!

Hooray!

Watch your mouth and keep your Hanzo to yourself.

Squee! All for me!

[bad martial arts movie dub]There can only be one ninja in this thread. This calls for a duel to the death. [/bad martial arts movie dub]

I fear not your skills, which are only worthy of a slack-jawed hairy islander, for St. Vyth and Hattori Hanzo are with me.

** spoiler omitted **

*looks around shiftily*

*Notes the multiple mentions of places he created or did the write-up for with great egotistical pleasure.*

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Eeee! The Great Gninja Master! *offers sake and sushi rolls*

Boerngrim wrote:

That was me. Erik Mona came to my house with the Paizo staff tattoo artist and held me down while the disclaimer was inked on my arm below the goblin image! DO NOT MESS WITH ERIK MONA!

Aha. The infamous Paizo Ninjas do exist. Fascinating.

Of course we do! I'm pretty sure our Glorious Leader contracted us to the service of the Mona.

seekerofshadowlight wrote:

Only one thing to do. Send in the pirate/ninjas

Ya think Mike McCartor is up to a rescue attempt? I haven't heard much from him in ages... I am betting his ninja-fu is weak now.

You shall not speak ill of the Gninja Master! :O

*readies the cookie shurikens*

*tips hat*

You're all very welcome. And thanks for the kind words. :)

*wanders off*

Gninja Master! *glomp*

*sniffles*
The gninja work has dried up without Master Mike around.

My pixie stix! They're gone! :O

I am the shadows in the deepest part of night.

*gasps*

You know our secrets! Why did Gninja Master Mike not tell me! :O

Don't you be calling the Gninja Master a traitor! *readies shuriken*

Hey, what happened to me? I can't stand anymore.

Tee hee!

Hooray master!

And a pirate class, to keep all of those variant ninjas in line.

Psh. Bring 'em on sweetie. ;)

*makes sure the Gninja Master is not being pinned down*

*jumps in to defend the Gninja Master*

*uses Wall of Cookie Crumbs for defense*

*uses holy water from the Shrine of St. Vyth the Mute and revives the Gninja Master*

Don't worry Master, we'll still guard the offices from infiltrators!

And,...I don't think the word "ninja" is WOTC's trademarked property...

Hell no!

Mmm...pocky...

The plan is for Kyle to create a distraction by slapping Bill Slaviscek across the face and amid the Chaos the Paizo Secret-Ops-Team is going to sneak in.

*trains rigorously for that day*

Man, I would totally use that note and just kick off the mockery now, but, you know, *ninjas*.

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Meow?

I could live with that, being vegetarian. (Actually, I'm probably more of a candytarian, but vegetarian sounds better.)

*brings Ninja Master Mike some spring rolls and a wasabi dipping sauce*

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I would be remiss to leave out the gninjas. :)

Hooray! A new home!

Will there be a home for us gninjas in Tian Xia, Master?

*feels homeless*

*puts out offering of incense, sake and mochi*

Master, can we have Sun Wukong and friends, or some approximation thereof?

*sets out bowl of sake and mochi*

Ninjas?

WHERE!?!?!?!?!?

Hai!

Yay, my sister shows her face!

Yay! Gninjas!

Hmm? How long have you been a Good Ninja Minion? Did I just miss that?

I've *always* been a Good Ninja Minion. So's my brother gninja.

Stop messing with my posts then.

The post-messing was an unauthorized assault, and was not sanctioned by Ninja Master Mike.

I suspect kobolds, as they are related to gremlins.

*sniffles at CourtFool*

I'm hurt...

Awwww man...

Gnomettes without pigtails ? :(

They're repressing my culture!