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31 posts. Alias of taig (RPG Superstar 2012).


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I'm tame.


<Drools>

Shut up, you!


Excellent! He's fallen for the decoy, while I'm still in my adamantine fortress.

Won't they be surprised when the decoy explodes. Hee hee hee.


Well, they seem to have been distracted by my sabotaging of the thermostat...


<Finishes up defensive preparations>

This thing is Celestial Follower-proof!


I must have taken a wrong turn at Acheron.

I'll be right back after I check my map...


*Gulp*


Luca Blight wrote:
Ginny Pig wrote:
Please don't hurt me.

DIE PIG!!!!!

*stabs and rends horridly*

Oh my! You're much too violent for me.

Thank goodness YD decided today was "Dress up like a pig" day.


Please don't hurt me.


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

I had to shower. Been sweating like a hog.

Me too!


WAIT FOR ME!!!


You boar me.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Ginny Pig wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*
Wait for me!
Are you the kind of pig that finds truffles?

Only the chocolate kind.


Thank goodness the farmer put that chastity belt on. Imagine the kids!

<Runs out of the thread>


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
Ginny Pig wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*
Wait for me!

*comes to a halt, panting*

I told you, Guinea Pigs cannot have my raisins!

But I love raisins!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*

Wait for me!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the fish bowl, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*

Wait for me!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*

Wait for me!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*

Wait for me!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread chased by a horde of guinea pigs*

Wait for me!


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*

Wait for me!


Pig in a poke.


This thread has unraveled.


Not me.


GATTACA!


In my play pen...with my pen pal...

AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! I CAN'T STOP.


OK. I'll play nicely in my pen with my pal.


That's just a minor truffle.


<Teleporks away before the roasting and the eating and the hurting>

That really disgruntles me.


General Mauser VonEsandem wrote:
Ginny Pig wrote:

I'm a pig. I mean, I ate the whole entire cake.

That will wreak havoc upon your hocks.

I do like things add hock.


I'm a pig. I mean, I ate the whole entire cake.



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