Gentleman Nurn's page

I can jug you if you want me to...

We can leave your friends behind?

Somewhat amusing that the mortals are so predictable in the removal of their protective clothing when the weather warms. Very good for incubation though, yeeesssss.

I am the Who when you're calling "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing in your hair

Look, up there in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a shovel!

It's a glassteel half-golem fireborn treantlephant!

taig wrote:

I thoroughly enjoyed the Avengers. One question, though:

** spoiler omitted **

Well, Taig, I'm glad you asked......

** spoiler omitted **

Stop reading my plans.

Eeeeeeeexcellent.

*stores purchase name list for later blackmail purposes*

Yeeessssss.

I stared into the Abyss. What I got staring back at me was Timecube.

Ah, so that's where I left it.

I've heard it's dull, yeeessss.

*pours a mug of gin and gasoline, drinks, tosses the glass out the window*

I do believe I have missed this place, yeeesssss. I see everything has changed.

*something outside explodes*

That was probably mine.

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

*looks up from his workdesk as Follower falls in*

Why are you in my pit?

Hey Nurn, suppose you could give him a boost?

*manifests Levitate* That should suffice, yeeessss.

*looks up from his workdesk as Follower falls in*

Why are you in my pit?

Mmmm, mrph mmmph mrrm mmph.

gulp...

Sorry was just having a bite. Hey Macaroni, you need some fire in that act.

NEW SPAWN! Greetings swampling.

what

Dinner. It's what's for breakfast, yeeesssss.

But enough talk! Have at you!!

*Divides by Zero*

Take that Math!

*Nurn's +5 chaotic shortsword spontaneously bends and twists to the left*

That's never happened before. Do it again.

Then you're doing it wrong, yeeesssss.

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

*poofs back to Limbo upon death, being an Outsider*

Well... that was certainly not what I expected, nnnnooooo.

Awww...you don't want a shiny black ring??

No one wants the shiny black ring.... :'(

I would love the ring. But I'll need a moment to planeshift back to you.

*poofs back to Limbo upon death, being an Outsider*

Well... that was certainly not what I expected, nnnnooooo.

Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

Bloodwort wrote:

wha wa wa wa wa-wa wa waaaaaaaah

That's some powerful reasoning. Must come from having a big braaaaaaaaain... would you like a brochure for the coming Zombpocalypse? Braaaaaaaaaains {wipes away drool} are high in protein and low in calories.

Careful, ZPDG. You take all his brain and it's less for the Dark Lord's army.

He will RISE.

IA! IA!

This is the best thread ever.

Eye koncourre. Yeeesssss.

*tosses in pepper juice and a jar of olives*

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

I pondered something once...

Yeeesssss. And then a tortoise grew out of your kneecap.

...And what come out of my knee cap, or navel?

I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore, nnnnooooo.

I pondered something once...

Yeeesssss. And then a tortoise grew out of your kneecap.

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Leave Spot alone!

We have a dog? What kind?

Pseudonatural, of course.

SING, MY GLORIOUS CONCERTO OF MADNESS!!

By Ygorl I love this thread.

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Zucchini.

Zucchini? The equations didn't predict any type of summer squash at all. {frowns} I'm gonna have to recheck all my math.

You expect calculations to function properly in THIS thread??

*peers* Just what kind of Slaad are you anyway, yeeessss....?

Look here- {points at toaster} ...see, clearly the inverse of the sum of monkey plus soap squared should clearly equal metric a**ton of skittles over Cheney's current pulse rate.

Clearly this must be BP's fault.

Obviously. Do carry on, yeeesssss.

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Zucchini.

Zucchini? The equations didn't predict any type of summer squash at all. {frowns} I'm gonna have to recheck all my math.

You expect calculations to function properly in THIS thread??

*peers* Just what kind of Slaad are you anyway, yeeessss....?

Zucchini.

Hmmm.

Yeeesssss.

*catches a cat, adds a bowling ball and some vegetables and juggles*

*performs vile necromancy on Thread IV and binds its spirit to Moorluck just like all the prior threads*

We're multiplying. Yeeessssss.

The door bell rang, so I went to the door. There's a box addressed to me, so I start to open it. Before I can get it open, tentacles shoot out from inside the box and latch themselves to my head. Horrific pain, then darkness.

Now, I feel strangely gifted.

You are welcome.

Orthos wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

FAWTLYon 5? Why didn't anyone else think of that! Clearly, this is a good Babylon 5 reference... or a Waffle House reference. I'm not sure which at this point.

FAWTLhouse Five is so much more sophistimikated.

Maybe we should blitz this one into oblivion. Have we even blitzed this thread?

A LOT.

No mining, cawing, or blitzing when I'm trying to catch up. I will find you. It will not be pretty. And it will involve lots of genticles.

Is Urizen psychic? Discuss.

No, there's just a level of cyclicality to our discussions. Certain things always keep coming back.

We must remedy this. It is direct conflict with our mission of chaos.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss.

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.

Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.

Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

** spoiler omitted **

Why did the slaad cross the road?

** spoiler omitted **

Well obviously.

Potato Slaad wrote:

GO TEAM CHAOS!!!

Where are we going?

That way.

*crosses his arms pointing in opposite directions, points backwards with one foot, and points forward with an arm that wasn't there before*

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.

Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.

Now if only he'd done a chicken, we could answer that stupid question everyone keeps asking. That would be amusing.

I call Hannibal.

"Overkill is underrated." Yeeesssss.

** spoiler omitted **

I support this message, yeeesssss.

Something. You certainly look like you enjoyed yourself, yeeessss.

Any new "recruits"?

Potato always gets invited to the best parties.

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

I am proud of that one. You have no idea how much work it has been, to make sure none of those "solutions" they keep coming up with work, yeeesssss!

The Rumor Mill on the homeplane says Tony Hayward has been "egged". Care to confirm this little tidbit?

Heh heh. I'll egg him myself just to make sure.

I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations.

But I will anyway. Yes I did it, yeeessss. And go ahead and do it again for good measure.

:::Comes into the Thread draped in crude oil:::

I like BP. Swimming in the Gulf is great this time of year. The despair, a gushing oil rig, impotent politicians, and all the dead marine life.

I am proud of that one. You have no idea how much work it has been, to make sure none of those "solutions" they keep coming up with work, yeeesssss!

I was unfortunately otherwise occupied, nnnooooo.

Though that changes little...

Potato Slaad wrote:

GO TEAM CHAOS?

Yes, YESSSSSSSS!

I don't recognize this fellow, nnnoooooo. Though I can't help but like his taste, yeeessss.

I think that Nurn serves Nurn and that Nurn is happy with things just the way they are.

You are wise and rather clever. I think I like you, yeeessss.

And I personally think that Nurn would never want either personality of Demogorgon to become the ultimate victor in his inner struggle.

My motives are my own. You are, however, free to make assumptions and guesses. Such things amuse me, yeeesssss. Do carry on.

Wheels within wheels within wheels seems very much Nurn's style to me. He would not be a very good Slaad if his intents were so straightforward now would he? :)