General J. Debauchery's page

Jack Hammer wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

*cell phone on bar rings*

"Hellooo? Jack's Bar and Grill."

*loud music in background*

"Hey! Look there's kind of a rave going on in the Celestial Thread. I didn't think you'd care, but they just broke out the beer and pizza rolls. Woops, gotta go. New song starting. See ya later."

Hmmm...

grabs a bottle of Black Seal Rum and a keg of Ginger Beer and heads out

<sneaks into the Jack's clubhouse and fills it from floor to ceiling with acorns, storing them for winter>

Shoots squirrel with Taser, places it in the Jackapult and launches it into the Slaad thread, along with its nuts.

Darn rodent!

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Yes, burritos go well with Ginger beer. The only beer the castaways had on Gilligan's Island. That, and Black Seal Rum.

Did I ever tell you about the time I had to order troops into battle on that cursed isle? It was only supposed to be a 3 hour expedition. Took my troops years to get home!

wanders off, munching a burrito

"Oh bother, is there someone around that can find out what all that racket is, coming from the roof?"

"Did someone mention tacos and landmines? Reminds me of some work I did in the Americas. There was this poodle incursion...most people thought they were rats carrying the Black Death..."

He makes a plate of tacos and freshens his drink then wanders off, chuckling to himself.

6. Thieves may be beaten to a pulp, before they are placed in the Jackapult and launced into neighboring threads.

4. The use of f#$@!*& foul language is permitted, even encouraged.

2. Any alcoholic product in the vicinity of a Jack is the property of all Jacks.

I think we Jacks need our own Code of Misconduct.

I agree!

Wow, this place is geting more military personel... I home some "Janes" join soon

*Passes a frosty Dark and Stormy to the General*

"Ahhh...most excellent. Thank you."

General Debauchery wrote:

A new Jack enters the Clubhouse.

"General Debauchery at your service gentlemen, General Jack Debauchery. I hear you serve a great Dark & Stormy 'round these parts."

Welcome! Can Corporal Punishment and Major Disaster be far behind?

My cohort, General Mayhem may bring them with him when he shows up.

A new Jack enters the Clubhouse.

"General Debauchery at your service gentlemen, General Jack Debauchery. I hear you serve a great Dark & Stormy 'round these parts."