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Sabina Merrin

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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Maps Subscriber. 663 posts (724 including aliases). 3 reviews. 1 list. 6 wishlists. 13 aliases.



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Tinkergoth wrote:
Philip Dhollander wrote:
Soooo... was this an April's fools day joke or serious? If serious, I'm game! :-)
Well given that it was posted the day BEFORE April 1st, has been up for a week AFTER April 1st, and the Paizo team have repeatedly said "This is not an April Fools joke", I think we're good. So, you know, party on! :D

And if they come back with "it was all a joke", now, it goes from an April Fools joke to epic scale trolling. ;D


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Congrats TacticsLion, and Happy Holidays to all.


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My October subscriptions has moved to December as well, but looks like Paizo is on top of things.


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It's too bad there's no summon monster spell that summons sheep.

Ah well, my android will just have to dream of electric sheep.


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I think these two links are particularly relevant here...

Not Always Working

Not Always Right


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212: Building a Shrine (Comedic: Building a Stalker Shrine to one of the PCs)


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Areks wrote:
Is it just me or did they completely skip Ninja for character backgrounds???

Obviously the ninjas are keeping their backgrounds hidden. >_>


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I play 3.5 with a bit of added Pathfinder stuff, so yes. XD


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I blame Cosmo for my moustache not being as awesome as his.


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I blame Cosmo for the fact that I have no cinnamon bears.


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agentJay wrote:
Who needs swords to kill? I use my mind...

Like this?


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I was looking in my copy of Aurora's Whole Realms Catalog and it gives the price of Nexalan cigars at 10 gp each.


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DIRECTIVE 233: Restrain hostile feelings.
DIRECTIVE 234: Promote positive attitude.
DIRECTIVE 235: Suppress aggressiveness.
DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values.
DIRECTIVE 238: Avoid destructive behavior.
DIRECTIVE 239: Be accessible.
DIRECTIVE 240: Participate in group activities.
DIRECTIVE 241: Avoid interpersonal conflicts.
DIRECTIVE 242: Avoid premature value judgments.
DIRECTIVE 243: Pool opinions before expressing yourself.
DIRECTIVE 244: Discourage feelings of negativity and hostility.
DIRECTIVE 245: If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't talk.
DIRECTIVE 248: Don't say that you are always prompt when you are not.
DIRECTIVE 249: Don't be oversensitive to the hostility and negativity of others.
DIRECTIVE 250: Don't walk across a ballroom floor swinging your arms.
DIRECTIVE 254: Encourage awareness.
DIRECTIVE 256: Discourage harsh language.
DIRECTIVE 258: Commend sincere efforts.
DIRECTIVE 261: Talk things out.
DIRECTIVE 266: Smile.
DIRECTIVE 267: Keep an open mind.
DIRECTIVE 268: Encourage participation.
DIRECTIVE 273: Avoid stereotyping.
DIRECTIVE 278: Seek non-violent solutions.

:P


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My party went to Thornkeep and all I got was this lousy haversack.


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I'll just leave this here


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Well, that's informative. :/


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IIRC Gary said there were no plans for a compilation, but didn't completely rule it out in the future.


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I don't know. >_>


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I'm not comfortable with being grappled there!


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Mordred Ozio wrote:
TheKingsportCockroach wrote:

A while ago a friend of mine theorized that high level dwarven transmuters supplied the vast underground cities with infinite sustanace via stone to flesh and fabricate. Stone to flesh cast on just plain old stone turns rock into a cylinder into inert flesh. After that the dwarf would only have to get some tin paper and ink (for the can and label) and fabricate the inert flesh into a can. This dwarven staple is commonly referred to as Spam.

The gems unaffected by stone to flesh were prizes.

That -might- work, but as a DM - and not because I am looking to squash any ideas of this, purely because of the way I view magic (which, to be clear, I am a fan of) - I would rule the flesh contains no nutrients. Flesh is generally filled with nutrients, but only as a living material for a living creature; dead skin cells that we posses, such as nails and hair, contain little to no nutrients because our body does not require them to have it. The spell caster would need to provide the energy and proper components to place nutrients into the flesh as well as do the conversion from stone, so it would increase the burden on the mage. I don't see anyone looking to make things harder on themselves, so the spell would be designed without it.

That being said, spell research is always an option.

Also, I think fabricate for lots of daggers is pretty popular, though you'd flood a market hardcore using that trick.

I could see the Dwarven Spam being high in minerals. >_>


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This is the most gripping thread ever.


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I just started Idoru by William Gibson.


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Matthew Morris wrote:
TimD wrote:

TL;DR response - not sure about halflings, but I normally fix gnomes in a light curry sauce.

-TimD

For Gnomes, I have to recommend Holinase

It's Hollandaise.

And I agree, there's no race like gnome for the Hollandaise.


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Quatar wrote:

Cook People hex is Evil because Cannibalism is evil. Cannibalism in PF/D&D is defined as eating sentient/sapient creatures, not just same race.

How many of them it takes? 27. Everyone knows that.

It's 42, but you really have to be a hoopy frood to know that.


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DeathQuaker wrote:
Could you find it in your hearts to let the new guy work out his issue with the staff in peace?

This is the Internet, so I'm fairly certain the reaction to that sentence will be...

"You know, that looks like English, but the sentence makes absolutely no sense."

;P


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Oziap


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I only got through about 40 seconds before my brains started to leak out of my ears.


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"What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?" - Zapp Brannigan


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Herpderpedia

NSFW strong language


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Steven Tyler, Weird Al, and Alice Cooper covering The Beatles' Come Together


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And a viscous streak a mile wide. >:D


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Sara Marie is banned for not banning someone in the banned thread.

Erm, someone who is not me. ~_^


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There's always this - Perfect Combo :D


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Here's something I got from a bank about an account review. A bank, I must add, that not only do I not have an account with, but have never heard of, and is apparently halfway around the world from me.

But I digress...

Spam Email wrote:

Dear Valued Customer,

ACCOUNT REVIEW NOTIFICATION

ACCOUNTS THAT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED. The main reason
for this action are

* Billing / Payment Issues
* Abuse color:black

Review your account

Regards,

The bolded part is what amuses me, apparently my non-existent bank account is under review for abuse of the color black. XD


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Darth Vader force chokes Godzilla.

Game Over.


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I've started a new webcomic (only one strip at the moment, and will update randomly for the time being.)

My Gaming Life

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