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Garydee wrote:

Is it possible in the Corefinder game to make low monsters a stronger threat to higher level characters? Please, nobody tell me to shut up and play 5e. :) I'm curious if there could be optional rules to make this happen.

It’s a sad state of affairs when you have to preemptively ward off those who are going to tell you to go ahead and play 5e...

Yeah, it is. :)

Is it possible in the Corefinder game to make low monsters a stronger threat to higher level characters? Please, nobody tell me to shut up and play 5e. :) I'm curious if there could be optional rules to make this happen.

I missed most of it. Anybody have a summary?

I love how Raise Dead/Resurrection works in this edition. Death is no longer a minor inconvenience for high level characters like it is for 3.5/Pathfinder 1e

I remember when our thread was the big cheese around here. *sniff* *starts singing "Memories"*

*From the Abyss* I just wanted to kill a few Poodles. Why is it that much to ask? Why can't I get rid of those pests?

The Humpday Monster wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

What day is it anyway?

It's Humpday!!!!!! Hmm...I've never humped a Celestial before. First time for everything I guess. *humps CH*

Gaaah! Get it off me!

Smite smite smite!

How did I wind up in this thread?

Ugh.

*goes back to Celestial Thread*

*from Limbo* You'll....you'll call me, right? Right? *sigh* Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

I believe that's another worthless thread hidden.

I believe that thread makes me wish Throat Punch Thursday was a real day.

I believe it's great to have my computer working again.

Garydee wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Huh. A large desert with vast oil reserves populated by heavily armed religious fundamentalists who don't like homosexuals, womens' rights, or centralized government.

We'd be invading it for oil in a week.

Hey, Dingo. That's what I was waiting for. I knew it wouldn't be long. ;)

6.1% unemployment right now.

I love the whole "those ignorant f#@#ing Texans" spiel.

Some people have been so well indoctrinated that the truth doesn't matter, Spanky. It's best just to ignore them.

People who bring politics into a non political thread.

Finished off the last of that 2.5 lb pack of bacon this morning. I'm both happy and sad. But the sadness can be alleviated by purchasing more bacon.

Hear, hear!

I believe it's odd that a joke thread is shut down while flamewar threads are allowed to keep going.

Garydee wrote:

So, anybody who disagrees with you has a childish Randian worldview(yes, I'm using the same silly strawman argument that you used earlier)? ;)

Nope -- only those displaying a childish Randian worldview can fairly be said to have one. Unlike others in this thread, I did not generalize.

However, I will do so now: Anyone ignorant of publicly-available information about the financial condition of the company -- which shows it has been looted by venture capitalists -- shouldn't be commenting, because doing so makes them appear foolish.

Uh, you just generalized Randian viewpoints as being childish. I'm not fond of Randian beliefs because they are too Libertarian for my liking(I'm a conservative) but I don't feel a need to insult their view. I remember you were the same way over the Tea Party. For some reason people such yourself and a few others on this board have a need to ridicule or demonize anybody that has a different viewpoint than your own. I just don't get it. *shrugs*

I believe it's taking a lot restraint from me to keep from going off on the trolls today.

One of us! One of us!

Congrats to my Longhorns for actually playing defense for a change and getting a win over Texas Tech.

Garydee wrote:

I believe there's another thread worthy of hiding.

Boss, why do people keep hiding our thread?

Don't worry, CF. I love your thread. :)

I believe there's another thread worthy of hiding.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Time to put the horse out to pasture?

That might be too kind. Maybe's it's time for the glue factory.

If they made glue from Sebastian, would it be all sparkly? Or maybe rainbow colored?

A Google search turned up the answer.

Huzzah! Maybe we could feed it to some 5 year olds to see if they can taste the rainbow?

Poor kids would poop rainbows for days.

The Monday Monster wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Gah! My followers are hopeless.

Do the demons have to deal with this sort of thing?

*sigh* You have no idea....

I thought you were busy humping poodles?

*From the abyss* ^%&%$%^!!!!! *&^%$!!!!!!

I believe that there are many politrolls that live in a bubble reality of their own creation. They also seem to come from both sides of the aisle as well.

I believe that there are so many threads that need a good hiding. Jackassery is at an all time high it seems.

African Grey Parrots have vocabularies of over 200 words.

My African Grey's vocabulary is about that. Unfortunately, a good part of that vocabulary are curse words that he's picked up from me. Heh heh.

Garydee wrote:

If you're being an ass, I'll be a jackass right back at you.

Because "everything's bigger in Texas"?

Yeah, that exactly the reason, Kirth. *facepalm*

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Please, if you're out there, don't come to Texas right now.
Take Ciretose's explanation of the meaning of the statistics.
He doesn't have to actually be here in person, like me, to see these things.
He has......STATISTICS!!!

Trust your gut instead. Facts have a well known liberal bias.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Oh, wait a minute. You were serious?

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

If you give Texas away, there goes most of the U.S.'s job creation.

ORLY?

You can play funny with numbers to get any outcome you want, I suppose.

According to their manipulation of stats, Michigan is number one. HAHAHAHA!!! Oh my goodness. How does anybody take anything from Thinkprogress seriously?

Xabulba wrote:

Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

the Earth and Moon's rotations are synchronized due to gravitational tidal forces and a bit of cosmic luck.

There's no luck involved. Tidal lock is a fate that all planets and moons share, sooner or later (barring rotation-orbit resonance). Even earth's rotation is slowed by the sun's gravity.

tidal lock

Luck that we have a moon at all. Luck that the moon isn't in an irregular orbit. Luck that we only have one moon. Luck that we have such a large moon. Stop nitpicking.

I'm still pissed that we couldn't see the super moon here in Philly due to cloud cover. How am I supposed to bathe in it's mystical light and get super powers when said mystical light cannot reach me?!?

Isn't having the powers of the undead enough for you?

A velocichicken.

That sounds like a Saturday night movie on the SyFy channel.

I was chased by a demonic squirrel once.....

I think here in the states we call them Frenchies.

I believe Sundays can be a little boring without football.

*A ballerina dress appears on the Monday Monster* WTF! How is this happening? *visibly shaken* I must leave now and research this. Oh, before I leave. *punts CDP* *&^$#@!!!

I believe that me drinking excessively + internet = really, really bad idea.

*sigh* Can we have one fun, good natured thread at Paizo that isn't ruined by people shoving their political views down everybody else's throats? Am I asking too much? I'm guessing yes.

I'm still grateful for the "hide thread" feature so I can hide the numerous brain dead threads that pop up. Thank you PMG!

I believe I just used it again! Buh-bye troll thread.

I actually found two new threads to hide. I love this new feature.

Ooh, another wonderful thread to hide. *Hides the Too Many States thread*

Pics from the con!!!!

That place would get a dirty old man like me in a lot of trouble. Just sayin'

*arrives in the thread wearing a Monday Monster pelt*

*looks at the pelt* Mom? You *&%$#&^% killed my mother!

The Monday Monster wrote:

*From the Abyss* Stop him Tuesday Monster! Oh $%#@!!! It's Wednesday! He's not around! Humpday Monster, get that DVD!

Stop him? Hell, I want to watch. Put that DVD in the player CDP!

Smurf!

Jumps on MoMo's back and forcefeeds him some meds

You *&^%$%^&^%$%!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Plops dead on the ground*

*humps dynamite*

Get off the dynamite! You're going to get it wet........*sigh*. Too late.

I feel the love. *sniff*

Garydee wrote:

If you don't clean your ceiling, he won't visit.

No...no...Santa?

sniff

Everybody knows Santa's a myth. Ceiling Cat is the real deal.

Removed some more posturing.

When is Paizo going to start banning these troublemakers? I used to love this website but not anymore. It's overrun by trolls and you guys do absolutely nothing except to tell us "to flag and move on". I'm sorry but that's just not good enough anymore. You guys need to do your damn jobs. I've never seen a website that allows the crap you guys do. Sorry to be so blunt but this place is turning into a zoo.

Release the smurfs of war!

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Guy Humual wrote:

Clothed erections are that outrageous that this needs to be front page stuff?

In the U.S., a microsecond "wardrobe malfunction" = a $250,000,000 lawsuit. Taking a leak in your own back yard can get you hard time as a "sex offender." Ask the average "family values" American which is a bigger threat to global stability: nudity on TV or the Iraq War, and the answer will come back in strong favor of the former.

If Americans had intelligent priorities, the country would look less like Saudi Arabia's less ambitious cousin and more like Sweden. But when a third of the populace is obviously deranged and everyone is afraid to say so, what else would we get?

Samnell, are you trying to oust the title of "Paizo's nuttiest poster" from YellowDingo this year? Keep it up and you just might have a chance.