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Mwaahahahahahahahahaha!

I win!

Put 'em in the blender and make Smuurthies!

It's great for cleaning the gutters.

And for shampoo!

don't forget! You can turn them into gold!

Damn you, Wizkids!

I'll be waiting!

Do you have anything with bacon?

Smurf bacon?

Gargamel wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.

Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.

Lie down so I can tee off on your incisor, spotty!

Why don't you flap over here with those big ears and make me, you miserable little pixie.

Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.

Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.

Be quiet spanky before I call Gargamel.

Huh? Did someone call me?

*evil cackle*

C'mere, you little blue rats!

I am prepared to bask in the adoration of the masses.

I hate this thread.

Where are those blasted Sm**fs!

You turned into a Smvrf!

Did not...

Run my fellow smvrfs, run!!! It's Gargamel! Ahhhh! Keep a lookout for Azreal!

I'll turn you all into gold! Mwhahahahaha!

It always seems like political threads begin to dominate this section at the end of the year, why is that?

NO POLITICS HERE!!!!!

Hahahahah! My plan is working!

Forget Favored class. Just think about what one who takes levels in Ranger would use as a Favored Enemy... Gargamel.

Hey now, let's not start something here.

Yeah, I just never understood why Gargamel was so obsessed with eating them. They don't look terribly appetizing.

Just wait 'til I break out the deep fryer!

DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!

Everyone posts with their aliases these days.

*KC thanks Gargamal that nobody was at thread at time*

Your welcome.

I'll get you all and turn you into gold!

Mmmm. Smurf bacon.

I serve the Secret Brotherhood of Gargamel.

Excellent...

Azrael is a little kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty kitty!"
"Meow?"
"Does kitty want some milk?"
"Meow?"

Stop that!

See? It broke in half, didn't even get through my shirt!
Now face the fury of Azrael as I unleash him upon you!

Gargamel wrote:

Really? KC is worth that much?

Don't even think about it. I have a +1 Longsword (Incompetent-Loser-Unable-To-Kill-A-Single-S^^rf-Bane)

That little thing you're carrying? It's probably one of those plastic cocktail swords.

Really? KC is worth that much?

50,000 each?

Gargamel wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Gargamel, you couldn't even kill a single s^^rf, do you think that you can kill a Lord of the Boards?

I...uh...was biding my time, waiting for the right moment...

Hey, didn't I already tell you that I was the new s^^rf hunter? Get lost!

But...but...I need money quick, evil wizards don't get a 401K!

Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.

And then we can turn them into gold!