paizo.com Recent Posts by GIR, Irken S.I.R. unitpaizo.com Recent Posts by GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit2012-02-16T20:13:18Z2012-02-16T20:13:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4958?Deep-6-FaWtL#2478832020-06-20T03:55:37Z2020-06-19T22:46:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Height is the greatest indicator of leadership quality.</p>
<p>Everyone says so. </blockquote><p>Clearly, the old woman and Vany are both <a href="https://zim.fandom.com/wiki/Almighty_Tallest" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Irken invaders</a>.Vanykrye wrote:Height is the greatest indicator of leadership quality.
Everyone says so.
Clearly, the old woman and Vany are both Irken invaders.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-06-19T22:46:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I have created a mod-proof threadGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42ra3&page=5?I-have-created-a-modproof-thread#2152019-10-03T16:16:08Z2019-10-03T10:50:05Z<p>I'm gunna sing The Doom Song now!
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<a href="https://youtu.be/Nw_cdqQHGA8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">♫♪ <i>Doom doom doom doom doom,
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doom doom do DOOM,
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DOOOM doom do-doom,
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DOOM do-doom doom doooom,
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doom doom dooom, do-do-DOOOM!...</i> ♫♪</a></p>I'm gunna sing The Doom Song now!
♫♪ Doom doom doom doom doom,
doom doom do DOOM,
DOOOM doom do-doom,
DOOM do-doom doom doooom,
doom doom dooom, do-do-DOOOM!... ♫♪GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-10-03T10:50:05ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Owen K.C. Stephens' BlogGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ufnk&page=3?Owen-KC-Stephens-Blog#1242017-09-27T13:07:16Z2017-09-27T13:07:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Owen KC Stephens wrote:</div><blockquote> New post: the neural-network inspired spell <a href="http://owenkcstephens.com/2017/09/17/song-of-doom-goom/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b><i>song of doom goom</a></b></i> </blockquote><p>It could even sound like <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2jvANh2aEc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a>.Owen KC Stephens wrote:New post: the neural-network inspired spell song of doom goom
It could even sound like this.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-09-27T13:07:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 2016 US ElectionGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tt8r&page=76?2016-US-Election#37592016-09-23T21:55:15Z2016-09-23T21:55:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hitdice wrote:</div><blockquote> Don't even recognize the name, but don't hold my age and lack of hipness against me, okay? </blockquote><p>If you're in the U.S., you can <a href="http://www.hulu.com/invader-zim" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">watch it on Hulu</a>. "Dark Harvest" is the second half of season 1, episode 4. If you like twisted demented cartoons, you'll likely enjoy the whole series.Hitdice wrote:Don't even recognize the name, but don't hold my age and lack of hipness against me, okay?
If you're in the U.S., you can watch it on Hulu. "Dark Harvest" is the second half of season 1, episode 4. If you like twisted demented cartoons, you'll likely enjoy the whole series.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-23T21:55:15ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Post Your Starfinder Character Concepts HereGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tox6&page=2?Post-Your-Starfinder-Character-Concepts-Here#632016-06-11T18:46:17Z2016-06-11T18:46:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Torbyne wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Nordom Whistleklik wrote:</div><blockquote> {<i>listens intently to crossbows</i>} Does anyone want to build me? </blockquote>I shall have a whole storage room of stand by units of you. </blockquote><p>WAAAAAHOOOOOO! I want to help! I can even sing the Doom Song while you work.Torbyne wrote:Nordom Whistleklik wrote: {listens intently to crossbows} Does anyone want to build me?
I shall have a whole storage room of stand by units of you. WAAAAAHOOOOOO! I want to help! I can even sing the Doom Song while you work.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-11T18:46:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=22?The-Monkeys-Treefort#10552016-03-14T00:18:56Z2016-03-14T00:18:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreatWar" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Great War</a> </blockquote><p>Until I clicked it, I thought it was <a href="https://vimeo.com/107454954" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a>.Sharoth wrote:The Great War
Until I clicked it, I thought it was this.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-03-14T00:18:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you haveGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=3?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#1322015-12-11T20:35:22Z2015-12-11T19:15:21Z<p>TACOS!</p>TACOS!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-12-11T19:15:21ZRe: Forums/RPG Superstar™: General Discussion: Snark Powers activateGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sv2z&page=47?Snark-Powers-activate#23462015-08-26T03:27:22Z2015-08-25T21:31:31Z<p>Crows vs crows? Where's Tom Servo & Joel when you need them?</p>Crows vs crows? Where's Tom Servo & Joel when you need them?GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-08-25T21:31:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=88?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#43862015-08-19T06:20:29Z2015-08-19T06:20:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Fiend Fantastic wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm at the garage having <b>my</b> yearly maintenance inspection.
</p>
They promised me coffee but haven't shown up with any.</p>
<p>I blame Cosmo for it. </blockquote><p>You're a robot, android, or replicant?The Fiend Fantastic wrote:I'm at the garage having my yearly maintenance inspection.
They promised me coffee but haven't shown up with any.I blame Cosmo for it.
You're a robot, android, or replicant?GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-08-19T06:20:29ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: By Our Powers Combined!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lhdw?By-Our-Powers-Combined#342015-04-23T21:22:50Z2015-04-23T21:14:06Z<p>I'm dancing like a monkey!</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>A very well-deserved congrats to you both! YAYYYYYYYYYY!</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>P.S. The art is adorably awesome.</span></p>I'm dancing like a monkey!
A very well-deserved congrats to you both! YAYYYYYYYYYY!
P.S. The art is adorably awesome.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-04-23T21:14:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=135?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#67492015-03-06T11:29:13Z2015-03-05T23:26:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Liz Courts wrote:</div><blockquote><b>Katina</b>: Define “organic.” Like, I have plentiful organs.</blockquote><p>{<i>makes Fry eyes at Katina</i>} <span class=tiny>Is that you, Zim?</span>Liz Courts wrote:Katina: Define “organic.” Like, I have plentiful organs.
{makes Fry eyes at Katina} Is that you, Zim?GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-03-05T23:26:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: "Captain on the Bridge"GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rtof?Captain-on-the-Bridge#52014-12-24T03:25:31Z2014-12-24T03:25:31Z<p>And I'm the Brave Little Toaster! Tacos, woooooooooo!</p>And I'm the Brave Little Toaster! Tacos, woooooooooo!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-12-24T03:25:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The wrong alias...GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhzd?The-wrong-alias#502014-09-19T01:03:47Z2014-09-19T01:03:47Z<p>Tacos?! BLEH!!!</p>Tacos?! BLEH!!!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-09-19T01:03:47ZRe: Forums: Movies: [Marvel] Guardians of the Galaxy trailer for the trailer.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qpic&page=5?Marvel-Guardians-of-the-Galaxy-trailer-for#2082014-08-02T17:18:15Z2014-08-02T17:18:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Kretzer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Morris wrote:</div><blockquote><p> My indepth, spoiler filled review.</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p>Aside, do we know which Infinity Gem was in the movie? </blockquote><p>I slightly disagree with this review. You forgot...
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Not to quibble with either review, but...[Spoiler omitted]John Kretzer wrote:Matthew Morris wrote:My indepth, spoiler filled review.
** spoiler omitted **
Aside, do we know which Infinity Gem was in the movie?
I slightly disagree with this review. You forgot... ** spoiler omitted ** Not to quibble with either review, but...[Spoiler omitted]GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-08-02T17:18:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Really Hope Humans Don't Go Extinct (Otherwise I've done all this work for nothing)GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2quod?I-Really-Hope-Humans-Dont-Go-Extinct#102015-08-19T16:35:02Z2014-05-19T12:31:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lucky7 wrote:</div><blockquote> I don't want Earth to be destroyed. All my stuff is here. </blockquote><p>There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.lucky7 wrote:I don't want Earth to be destroyed. All my stuff is here.
There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-05-19T12:31:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Avalon Arguement Thread!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q8ek?Avalon-Arguement-Thread#492013-10-25T19:17:37Z2013-10-25T19:05:08Z<p>But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!</p>But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-10-25T19:05:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=78?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#38522013-09-19T04:29:26Z2013-09-14T00:42:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sara Marie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>crystal: </b>I'm like 7 thirty-pound babies strapped together</p>
<p><b>gary: </b>i knew that trenchcoat was suspicious</p>
<p><b>christopher: </b>Does explain all the fidgiting, though. </blockquote><p>{<i>waves excitedly from sekrit hq</i>} <b><span class=messageboard-bigger><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gnhxNqdb1mk#t=243" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HI BABIES!!!</a></span></b>Sara Marie wrote:crystal: I'm like 7 thirty-pound babies strapped together
gary: i knew that trenchcoat was suspicious
christopher: Does explain all the fidgiting, though.
{waves excitedly from sekrit hq} HI BABIES!!!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2013-09-14T00:42:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Mr. Fishy Fan ClubGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kdmp&page=29?The-Mr-Fishy-Fan-Club#14232012-11-02T08:33:21Z2012-11-02T08:33:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Agent Superball wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>•tazes GIR•</i> </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Mister Right wrote:</div><blockquote> You fool, that will just energize it. </blockquote><p>{<i>sparks, dances excitedly</i>} <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>TACOS!!!!!!!</span></b> {<i>begins to throw tacos into fish bowl</i>}Agent Superball wrote:*tazes GIR*
Mister Right wrote:You fool, that will just energize it.
{sparks, dances excitedly} TACOS!!!!!!! {begins to throw tacos into fish bowl}GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-11-02T08:33:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Mr. Fishy Fan ClubGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kdmp&page=29?The-Mr-Fishy-Fan-Club#14192012-11-01T18:19:15Z2012-11-01T18:19:15Z<p>{<i>mixes powdered Tang into bowl water</i>}</p>{mixes powdered Tang into bowl water}GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-11-01T18:19:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=18?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#8632012-07-24T12:16:17Z2012-07-24T12:16:17Z<p>My Favorite Sontaran</p>My Favorite SontaranGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-24T12:16:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=14?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#6652012-07-15T06:10:18Z2012-07-15T06:10:18Z<p>My Favorite Marthian</p>My Favorite MarthianGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-15T06:10:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=99?BANNED#49062012-07-04T14:28:48Z2012-07-04T14:28:48Z<p>DJ-Bogie is banned for not realizing waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.</p>
<p>Mark Hoover is banned because ninja'ing leads to angry rogues vs. ninjas threads.</p>DJ-Bogie is banned for not realizing waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
Mark Hoover is banned because ninja'ing leads to angry rogues vs. ninjas threads.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-04T14:28:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=2?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#772012-05-29T23:53:26Z2012-05-29T23:53:26Z<p>Mr. Improper-Amount-of-Suction.</p>Mr. Improper-Amount-of-Suction.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-05-29T23:53:26ZRe: Forums: Comics: Dialogue you won't hear from the HulkGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ni7y&page=5?Dialogue-you-wont-hear-from-the-Hulk#2362012-03-23T04:51:39Z2012-03-23T04:51:39Z<p><i>The Hulk</i>: Are you pondering what Hulk pondering?
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<i>Banner</i>: <span class=messageboard-ooc><Narf!></span> I think so Hulk, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.</p>The Hulk: Are you pondering what Hulk pondering?
Banner: I think so Hulk, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-03-23T04:51:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Sean K Reynolds* ALL of Your Questions Here!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2np4i?Ask-Sean-K-Reynolds-ALL-of-Your-Questions-Here#92014-01-06T20:48:12Z2012-03-02T22:15:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Trollthulhu wrote:</div><blockquote>Sean, do you admit to killing puppies on Sunday mornings, and cute fuzzy kittens before you start each work week? </blockquote><p>My dearest Trollthulhu,
<p>It is a poorly kept secret that Invader SKR, like the rest of his extraterrestrial species, is an obligate telomere-ivore. As such, he must prey on primarily young mammals on a regular basis simply out of dietary necessity. He had been subsisting on baby orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and free-range forum trolls, but for Christmas, he received a copy of Mark Bittman's new cookbook, <i>How to Cook Puppies and Kittens</i>.</p>
<p>And now you know... the rest of the story. Good day.</p>Trollthulhu wrote:Sean, do you admit to killing puppies on Sunday mornings, and cute fuzzy kittens before you start each work week?
My dearest Trollthulhu, It is a poorly kept secret that Invader SKR, like the rest of his extraterrestrial species, is an obligate telomere-ivore. As such, he must prey on primarily young mammals on a regular basis simply out of dietary necessity. He had been subsisting on baby orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and free-range forum trolls, but for...GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-03-02T22:15:13ZRe: Forums: Comics: Dialogue you won't hear from the HulkGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ni7y&page=5?Dialogue-you-wont-hear-from-the-Hulk#2202012-03-03T15:11:27Z2012-02-29T00:53:29Z<p>Professor: </p>
<p>Please disregard first note. Hulk have Blossom. Come alone to Hulk lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Hulk know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself. </p>
<p>Hulk.</p>Professor:
Please disregard first note. Hulk have Blossom. Come alone to Hulk lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Hulk know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself.
Hulk.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-02-29T00:53:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=74?BANNED#36612012-02-16T20:52:46Z2012-02-16T20:52:46Z<p>Kavren is banned for not realizing Geistlinger had it coming.</p>Kavren is banned for not realizing Geistlinger had it coming.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-02-16T20:52:46ZRe: Forums: Comics: Dialogue you won't hear from the HulkGIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ni7y&page=4?Dialogue-you-wont-hear-from-the-Hulk#1992012-02-16T19:45:06Z2012-02-16T19:45:06Z<p>Hulk wish Hulk could spend more time as Banner. Hulk also hate green, and would rather be a mauve or a chartreuse.</p>Hulk wish Hulk could spend more time as Banner. Hulk also hate green, and would rather be a mauve or a chartreuse.GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-02-16T19:45:06Z