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Warforged

GIR, Irken S.I.R. unit's page

26 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Owen KC Stephens wrote:
New post: the neural-network inspired spell song of doom goom

It could even sound like this.


Hitdice wrote:
Don't even recognize the name, but don't hold my age and lack of hipness against me, okay?

If you're in the U.S., you can watch it on Hulu. "Dark Harvest" is the second half of season 1, episode 4. If you like twisted demented cartoons, you'll likely enjoy the whole series.


Torbyne wrote:
Nordom Whistleklik wrote:
{listens intently to crossbows} Does anyone want to build me?
I shall have a whole storage room of stand by units of you.

WAAAAAHOOOOOO! I want to help! I can even sing the Doom Song while you work.


Sharoth wrote:
The Great War

Until I clicked it, I thought it was this.


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TACOS!


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Crows vs crows? Where's Tom Servo & Joel when you need them?


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I'm at the garage having my yearly maintenance inspection.

They promised me coffee but haven't shown up with any.

I blame Cosmo for it.

You're a robot, android, or replicant?


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I'm dancing like a monkey!

A very well-deserved congrats to you both! YAYYYYYYYYYY!

P.S. The art is adorably awesome.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Katina: Define “organic.” Like, I have plentiful organs.

{makes Fry eyes at Katina} Is that you, Zim?


And I'm the Brave Little Toaster! Tacos, woooooooooo!


Tacos?! BLEH!!!


John Kretzer wrote:
Matthew Morris wrote:

My indepth, spoiler filled review.

** spoiler omitted **

Aside, do we know which Infinity Gem was in the movie?

I slightly disagree with this review. You forgot...

** spoiler omitted **

Not to quibble with either review, but...

Spoiler:
"I am not a gun."

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lucky7 wrote:
I don't want Earth to be destroyed. All my stuff is here.

There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.


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But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!


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Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: I'm like 7 thirty-pound babies strapped together

gary: i knew that trenchcoat was suspicious

christopher: Does explain all the fidgiting, though.

{waves excitedly from sekrit hq} HI BABIES!!!


Agent Superball wrote:
*tazes GIR*
Mister Right wrote:
You fool, that will just energize it.

{sparks, dances excitedly} TACOS!!!!!!! {begins to throw tacos into fish bowl}


{mixes powdered Tang into bowl water}


My Favorite Sontaran


My Favorite Marthian


DJ-Bogie is banned for not realizing waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.

Mark Hoover is banned because ninja'ing leads to angry rogues vs. ninjas threads.


Mr. Improper-Amount-of-Suction.


The Hulk: Are you pondering what Hulk pondering?
Banner: <Narf!> I think so Hulk, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.


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Trollthulhu wrote:
Sean, do you admit to killing puppies on Sunday mornings, and cute fuzzy kittens before you start each work week?

My dearest Trollthulhu,

It is a poorly kept secret that Invader SKR, like the rest of his extraterrestrial species, is an obligate telomere-ivore. As such, he must prey on primarily young mammals on a regular basis simply out of dietary necessity. He had been subsisting on baby orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and free-range forum trolls, but for Christmas, he received a copy of Mark Bittman's new cookbook, How to Cook Puppies and Kittens.

And now you know... the rest of the story. Good day.


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Professor:

Please disregard first note. Hulk have Blossom. Come alone to Hulk lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Hulk know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself.

Hulk.


Kavren is banned for not realizing Geistlinger had it coming.


Hulk wish Hulk could spend more time as Banner. Hulk also hate green, and would rather be a mauve or a chartreuse.


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