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169 posts. Alias of Joey Lafyatis.

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Kuatoa

Oy! Froggies gunna rule da world now! We got dubl da ponds den before. We is growing!


Kuatoa

someone...


Kuatoa

me?


Kuatoa

What about me!?!


Kuatoa

Yeah!


Kuatoa

ribit...

Oh, s##@, a doggie


Kuatoa

Hi, I'm a friendly froggy


Kuatoa

WOOF!


Kuatoa

I GIVE UP. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THIS PATHETIC THING WHAT IT IS, AND WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO SAY


Kuatoa

yes?


Kuatoa

Oink?


Kuatoa

Not woof.


Kuatoa

Oy! My brains be hurt. Woof?


Kuatoa

Burp...


Kuatoa

Ye stoopit tank! Get me outa heres!
*Tank crashes into brick wall located at bottom of pond, and flies apart.
Frog Cultist floats to top of pond*


Kuatoa

AaAAaAAAAaaaAAAAaAAaaaAAAaAAaAaAaAaAaaaAAAaAaAaH!!!!!!!
SOMBODIES HELP ME!I DONUT KNOW WHAT IMA DOIN'!


Kuatoa

*Tank takes control of itself...
or is just rolling into the pond*

Ima gonna get im wif my big tank

Driving Skill:1d20-300=-288


Kuatoa

Fiddy Seven
Eighty hundred
negative finity

Spoiler:
Where am I?

nine
fourty billion
TEN!


Kuatoa

Ya whatevrs


Kuatoa

Oy! Dats de governer of Alarska, I beleeves..


Kuatoa

May i sugjest da grenade lawncher? or da jet fiters?


Kuatoa

Uh.. I take de tanks dat just came in


Kuatoa

Oy! Dats a good wurd. Me 'n my froggies be practising fo' dis.


Kuatoa

Oy! Was happenin' te me? Ima scared!


Kuatoa

Oy! Leav 'im alone!


Kuatoa

Ana what about me?


Kuatoa

Dats wierd...


Kuatoa

You my fwiend?


Kuatoa
Butterfrog wrote:

So, President frog, what's on the agenda now?

*Applies some coconut sunblock oil and lays flat on the lilypad*

We need a tropical bar in this place

Twopical bar it 's!

BUT FIRST! I MUST INSTALL UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE FOR ALL FROGGIES!

Ribit. Wazzat?


Kuatoa

Oy! Take cawe o' him, boys.

*smile*


Kuatoa

Celebrate good tymes!


Kuatoa

Oy! it not my fault der be hundreds o' froggies hidin' round da treads. An no, we din't have ACORN, we had FLCV: Froggies Like Cheatin' Votes :)


Kuatoa

Oy! I was wonnering if'n ye cood change me alias name to... ahem: Frog Cultist, Presidunt of Off-Topic Discussions" as I has jus' won der elecsion.

*froggy smile* :D


Kuatoa

It shall be done! I will commision great paintings of myself for future generations to remember! [/brilliantly clear voice]

Ook! Did I jus' say dat!?!?


Kuatoa

Ook. Isa good guy. I will keep 'em. We's gunna need an agenda. Wat to do foist? I aska my froggy peepls! Common froggy wat you wanna be done fo' dis great country!?!?


Kuatoa

Oy! Dat one hurt!


Kuatoa

Oy! I not 'similated! I is a froggy!


Kuatoa

Uhh.. ribit?


Kuatoa

Dat guy is weally weewd. 'e 'as a funny accent.


Kuatoa

w00t! Winnas!


Kuatoa

I not a gentles kinda man! I is a gennlefrog. Da best kind o all!


Kuatoa

Don't make me call in da aiw stwike! Isa dangewous wepin!


Kuatoa

Oy! froggies gunna win Flame's war numbo wateva


Kuatoa

oy! I gunna win de elerction tho'!


Kuatoa

Oy! Ima not Panlin, wazzat her name? I be Froggy Cultyst! Da best damm froggy to eva be da presidunt!


Kuatoa

Ya! Dats 'im my vice presidunt!


Kuatoa

Oy! I is scramblin mad! I gotta take a pee fo' three minutes, ana when I come bakk, der is all ye guys here! Who ye tink ye are, being like dis! Everybodies gonna betta get out now! Dis is a froggy pond, notta robot, smoif, jackie pond! Us froggies be busy. Now shoo!


Kuatoa

Oy! Dats not nicey, meany guy!


Kuatoa

Ye betta watch out pooldel, when Ima presidunt, Ima gunna hervest ye furs!


Kuatoa

Oy! Wazzat meen?

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