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John Napier 698 wrote:

For those who were interested, the management of Tekkosshokon has made a decision regarding the next head of the RPG Department. It isn't me. But I'm neither sad nor disappointed. I'm just glad that the department has leadership again.

Of course, I'm undressed. It's almost 10 PM EST. It's bedtime, and I'm tired. Have a good night, everyone. :)

I'm sorry, man. I know how important that was to you.


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Feros wrote:
Saw Rogue One tonight! Yay!

you have taken your first step into a larger world.


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I am nude in protest of this sentiment.


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Drejk wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
I actually like that movie.

And it's still the worst in the series...

Yes, the Crystal Skull is better. It has Marion. That alone makes it superior to Temple Of Doom.

... Whut.


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Fritzy, Flaming Bike Artillery wrote:

puts down popcorn and phone easily downloading PDFs.

Damn distractions!

Dammit Fritzy, get on the ball! Open fire, penny farthings full spread!


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Fritzy, Flaming Bike Artillery wrote:

I don't know what's worse, the politics, or the defeated resignation.

Lucky for me, I don't have to decide.

Light em up!!

Starts blanketing Georgia and Arizona with flaming bikes.

it's.. Beautiful....


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Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote:

The dog is currently burying a gravy bone in the General's clothes, for later retrieval and some side action of panty sniffing I'm sure.

Thus proving, dogs are smarter than cats.

please fist bump the dog for me.

If the general catches you doing this, turn the fistbump into an admonishing finger shake with a side of "bad dog!"

Also, dogs are not smarter than cats. This dog simply has impeccable tastes.


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captain yesterday wrote:

My dyslexia at first glance turned the spell Face Of The Devourer into Devour Face.

Now I want a spell called Devour Face

I'll get the party necromancer in the Kingmaker game on it.


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Tequila Sunrise wrote:

You know you're in love when your SO says "I'd like to see you in a kilt," and for the first time in your life wearing a kilt seems like a good idea. :)

Also, we are officially getting hitched on the 28th!

Also also, I'm picking up her kids for the first time today. It is Friday the 13th, and I will be using a major freeway during rush hour. So if I don't make it back, tell Freehold...that I'm a Whedon fan, and tell TOZ...that I know his alignment.

hey, my phone didn't post my reply!

Normally I would react to this with a great big WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

However, as you are a Whedon fan, I am downgrading this to a wooooooooooooooooo!


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Tacticslion wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Excellent! I was just wondering if the little guy had a flesh wound. Good to hear!

It's amazing what kids will shrug off.

And yet, you ask them to clean their room it's Niagara Falls

He was acting normal and apparently had never fallen unconscious or anything, no vomit or dizziness, but the pediatrician nurse was adamant: if swelling, then ER. They took an X-ray for safety, but he's fine. Daggum that bruise, though. Dang!

My youngest had a ton of patience, though! Little guy stayed in his stroller the whole time! Such good boys!

that's damn good to hear. Damn good to hear.


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captain yesterday wrote:

You want to talk fear, Pea Bear is nearly thirteen. Do you know how long she's been warning us she's "almost a teenager"

Since she was two.

tell her she's almost 40 now.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Irritation. If a spell/feat/whatever isn't what he considers to be the optimal choice for damage dealing, then it bugs the ever-living crap out of him. I've actually been planning to take Finger of Death, but wanted to see him twitch. Not the nicest move on my part, but it did me some good.
Well, I'm sure that he'd appreciate a dry place to stay when out in the wilderness. Unless he wants to sleep with the horses. :)
He's playing a Druid. He just cuddles with his bear companion. We don't have horses.
No wonder. Druids are strange to begin with. :)

please tell me if it's like this


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Damn. Sorry he's building character in this way.


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Mora-whazza?

continues throwing darts at picture of Whedon


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lynora wrote:

Today I blacked out two moves in to my test for red belt at tae kwon do. I spent the rest of the class with my legs propped up[ so I could get well enough to drive home.

Then I foolishly tried to do an errand I've been putting off for a week because I wasn't up to out. I got home and realized I had forgotten half of what I went there for. >.<
I hate days like this, that totally wreck the fiction that I am okay. I know I'm not okay, but dammit I don't want it to be common knowledge. :/

*hugs*


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jemstone wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
and yet obi wan did well with him. He was a war hero and saved dozens. It was only towards the end that he lost his mind/way.
"And he was a good friend."

again, he was, up until the point he lost his mind/way.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Another little gem for all you AMV fans. This is one of my favorites. Enjoy.

clearly!!


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Freehold, we must kidnap the Cap'n's snow and cold.
kicks rock you won't let me use my space fascists though...

WE CAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT THE F@%*ING SPACE FASCISTS.

They are a crutch for you, Freehold, you can have more fun without them.

I can let you use my Alaskan Ninjas. They are quite capable, because everyone knows Ninjas are COOL. :)

that one actually caused me physical pain it was so bad...


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Rysky wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Freehold, we must kidnap the Cap'n's snow and cold.
kicks rock you won't let me use my space fascists though...

WE CAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT THE F#+*ING SPACE FASCISTS.

They are a crutch for you, Freehold, you can have more fun without them.

Also they wouldn't let us view porn.

we clearly hang out with different space fascists...


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NobodysHome wrote:
** spoiler omitted **...

nonsense. I know all my neighbors by sight if not name, and we check on each other during every major storm and calamity and I live in the greatest city in the world!

LET BROOKLYN SECEDE FROM NEW YORK! LET HER BE HER OWN CITY ONCE MORE!


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Rysky wrote:
Freehold, we must kidnap the Cap'n's snow and cold.

kicks rock you won't let me use my space fascists though...


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phantom1592 wrote:

Another thing I loved about the old trilogy... The force was powerful, but it wasn't ALL powerful. Yoda had quotes about the visions. "Difficult to see, always in motion the future is" Things like not pinpointing the immediate threats though mind powers didn't bug me...

Things like taking a Padawan, promoting him to Knight... then handing him a volatile new student who was too old to train and was deemed to dangerous to accept???

Yeah, that was some homegrown stupidity there...

and yet obi wan did well with him. He was a war hero and saved dozens. It was only towards the end that he lost his mind/way.


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Rysky wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
65 degrees for the high today. 60 yesterday. Freehold is not happy.
Same, I just got over the Flu too >_<

THANK YOU!!

When will people learn cold temperatures are needed!!!!


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65 degrees for the high today. 60 yesterday. Freehold is not happy.


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Lord Fyre wrote:

In other STAR WARS news,

Here is something the FreeholdDM will like.

I see...


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NobodysHome wrote:

So, who says that volunteering doesn't pay? :-P

I, being Lawful, contacted the city about replacing my front steps, and what kind of paperwork I'd have to get for the guy who was going to do it for me.

Turns out the primary contact point for the city is... the head of the choir's group of volunteers!

Needless to say, she answered me right away, is willing to help me do all the right forms the first time, etc.

That's not saying that she wouldn't do it for ANYONE, but it was kind of funny getting an e-mail back from the city that said, "Oh, hi, NobodysHome! Of course we can help you out with that! Here's what you'll need..."

so lawful you make my teeth hurt.


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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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KONOSUBA IS BACK!!


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Yes, a certain aspect of my nudity has driven women insane, once interacted with properly. Why do you ask?


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Trinam wrote:

It's pokeymans, yeah. Pokemon Sun/Moon for the 3DS.

I'm... something of a minmaxer there, as well.

that way lies madness.


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Trinam wrote:

It's pokeymans, yeah. Pokemon Sun/Moon for the 3DS.

I'm... something of a minmaxer there, as well.

just got moon, myself.


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Dire Quote Mangler wrote:
Scythia wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
thejeff wrote:
Wouldn't give me much peace of mind to find out when I die that we're all characters in a overelaborate version of The Sims. :)
You know... that would explain that time I was swimming and then the pool ladder disappeared and I couldn't get out and I had to swim around for hours until it reappeared in a totally different part of the pool...
I knew I shouldn't had deleted my earlier "Cask of Amontillado" joke.
More evidence: About 85% of everything I hear or read sounds like Simlish these days... and that ratio is climbing steadily.
Des graw esfredechez, nhooba des na. Eep badu.
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong?

BAH-WEEP-GRAAAAAGNAH WHEEP NI NI BONG!

blasts "Dare To Be Stupid"


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
DEX 18 in action.

I LOVE BADMINTON AND THIS IS WHY


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Irontruth wrote:


Nothing is true. Everything is bunk permitted.

What a fun conversation.

It is now.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
damn. It really is the cute girl at the party who gives you crabs.

Freehold, I've told you this before, in New York and LA all the naughty feel good progressive girls shave.

God Bless them.

Ahem.

I don't think that saves your from crabs actually...


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Drejk wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

4am

Lord I hate winter

But Winter loves you.
I think there was a relevant Oglaf strip...

the only down side of that strip is that i would meet a similar fate to the poor fellow who lost his manhood.


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Feros wrote:
Jeez, am I the only Slytherin around here?

I was forced into sytherin because of my hatred for Harry Potter.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Yes.

APG had Alchemist, Cavalier, Inquisitor, Oracle, (Pokemon) Summoner, and Witch.

It also introduced archetypes.

damn. It really is the cute girl at the party who gives you crabs.


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I hate new classes but love archetypes. Were both introduced in the apg or just one or the other?


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Rysky wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Rysky wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
The Loneliest Unicorn
-_-
SAGITTARIUS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
As a fellow Sagittarius i am very conflicted about this.
you are aware we rarely lack for complications with respect to company.

I know.

F#+$ that comic all the same.

kinky, Rysky... Very kinky indeed!

More seriously, were I the Unicorn, I would have joined in.


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Rysky wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Rysky wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
The Loneliest Unicorn
-_-
SAGITTARIUS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
As a fellow Sagittarius i am very conflicted about this.

you are aware we rarely lack for complications with respect to company.


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Drejk wrote:
Behold Forty Seventh Tyrant! Conqueror Of Sunny Glades And Silent Groves! Sting Of Domination! The Father Of Dozens Of Hungering Daughters! May his reign be fruitful and ever expanding!

I really like this guy. Like really.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Imperssive. Most impressive.

so many character ideas now


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Rysky wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
The Loneliest Unicorn
-_-

SAGITTARIUS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Treppa wrote:
But do you like it?

I am passing fond of it, yes.


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Male Lupus Red Talon Philodox 1
Storyteller Phoenix wrote:

A Caern...Somewhere - Gaia

The sympathetic female turns back to the Glabro, "If this is true fox..."

Another of the Garou, this one also in Glabro form with grey fur approaches the leader and hands him something shiny.

The Glabro snarls, "Whether this totem or that totem spirit supports these pups I care not. The proof I need that the Elders of these pups slew the pack we sent as part of our pact is in the palm of my hand! We shall honor the Litany even where they do not and prepare for War!

Begone pups!" He points down the line of Garou that form a gauntlet that leads, presumably, away from the Caern.

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Hold. You are all wise Garou. You know this story makes no sense. Why would we be sent here to exchange life for life? And what is that...coin, is it? I would ask the highest ranking theurge to look at it. This does not strike me as Wendigo's way.


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You guys.

I went over to my mom's house because there was a box she said that came from Paizo.

I didn't remember ordering anything from Paizo, so I didn't pay it any special attention, other than to note that this seemed to be an unsually large box for the usual end of year "thanks for buying stuff" thing they normally send. I noted there was a label on it that had been half torn off, so I didn't realize it was the box from Paizo until not too long ago when I had tons of stuff in my living room I was going through to clean up a bit.

Someone, probably the person who got me all the wonderful PDFs, also got me THE FREAKING COMBAT TIER FAMILY PACK

I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED THIS

MY GAME WILL NOW BE THAT MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PLAYERS/MONSTERS FLY

I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
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I NEED TO BUY A NEW MY LITTLE PONY/HELLO KITTY LUNCHBOX TO STORE THESE AND TRANSPORT THEM TO GAME

I CANNOT THANK ANONYMOUS DONOR ENOUGH

I AM FREAKING OUT


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You guys.

I went over to my mom's house because there was a box she said that came from Paizo.

I didn't remember ordering anything from Paizo, so I didn't pay it any special attention, other than to note that this seemed to be an unsually large box for the usual end of year "thanks for buying stuff" thing they normally send. I noted there was a label on it that had been half torn off, so I didn't realize it was the box from Paizo until not too long ago when I had tons of stuff in my living room I was going through to clean up a bit.

Someone, probably the person who got me all the wonderful PDFs, also got me THE FREAKING COMBAT TIER FAMILY PACK

I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED THIS

MY GAME WILL NOW BE THAT MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PLAYERS/MONSTERS FLY

I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT
I AM FREAKING OUT

I NEED TO BUY A NEW MY LITTLE PONY/HELLO KITTY LUNCHBOX TO STORE THESE AND TRANSPORT THEM TO GAME

I CANNOT THANK ANONYMOUS DONOR ENOUGH

I AM FREAKING OUT


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Rysky wrote:
SNOW!

YUUUUUUUSSSSSSS


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Limeylongears wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

...

Stress banana?
One of these.

that looks painful.

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