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I'm changing the subject.

Let's talk about pie. Which one is your favorite to throw at unsuspecting tourists?

It was me! I was Count Heydritch all along! Someone undelete my initial confession post!

The next poster regrets attempting to solve a problem with time travel.

No! My Freedom Force! WHY!?

Goofus always asks if someone wants the last slice because he loves the annoyed look on other people’s faces when he takes it anyway.

Gallant is patient with new players who are struggling to learn the rules.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet was promoted because he knows what the CEO was hiding in his closet.

PREACH IT!!!

The Game Hamster throws glass at stone houses.

Is tiny rodent but cannot be digested for some reason.

3/10

Fred stole his name from a Ukrainian Peasant after Uncle Teddy took his real name away as punishment for some unspecified sin.

Since the sun is the brightest, just stare at it all day!

Moral Standard: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

I claim this new page for AMERICA!!!

Pun-Pun's Maxi-Me

No elder god you worship can compare to the most terrible of them all, the Yuge One.

NO WE DON'T!!! SHUT UP!!!

Rear Admiral Kiani

Uncle Teddy's Miniature Giant Space Mongoose, Fred

*Screeches in disagreement*

Baldo B. McBalderson XVII

There was a fire around here somewhere. That's pretty much all it takes.

Let freedom ring!

If you don't, you go into the penalty cube.

Fred sacrificed his tongue in Vietnam so that his squad mates could live.

I love shapeshifting
That's why I am a Druid
With 7 Wisdom

Just one word for you: Fraud!

...

Yes, Jennifer Marie Fraud is the best campaign manager I've ever had! Her ability to keep my campaign focused on the issues, her excellent "get out the vote" events, and her all-around political savvy were indispensable to my victory. My campaign for the Mayor's Office was virtually scandal free!

Also she rigged the voting process for me.

The next poster is going to be involved in a important debate.

You're all talking crazy. You're either a freedom-loving American, or a dirty pinko commie. There is no grey area. Anyone who says otherwise is a commie.

Goblins are commies! I knew it!

Sure, the hymes of the infernal realms.

(Firebolt to the bird)

Welcome to yet another fall down to the ground.

I'm afraid that next to the stuff that Congress throws at me, your little fireballs don't amount to much!

Well, I'd say that, but there's been too much gridlock for Congress to throw much of anything at me lately...

That's a lost cause. Those pesky goblins won the war against a massive combined army of apes, ratfolk and trolls.

(Firebolts the bird)

Now be quiet. :P

FREEDOM IS NEVER QUIET!!! FREEDOM MEANS BLASTING MUSIC 24/7!!!

AMERICAAAAAAAA!!!

You fool!

*Declares Operation Goblin Storm, and proceeds to... liberate... the thread*

Thos is FREEDOM EAGLE LIBERTY SQUADRON! Requesting permission to bomb... er, I mean, liberate the enemies, over!

This is America! Speak Klingon like the rest of us!

Mulletman, lobbyist for the oversized ram hen industry.

GoatToucher occasionally travels into the 34th Century with Ben Franklin when the two want to commit hijinks on a spaceship.

Tronald Dump

YES! It means I'm FREEEEEE!

FREEEEE for all the savings down at Freedom Bird's All-You-Can-Devour Goat Ribs Bar-Be-Cue! Come in for Labor Day Savings!

6/10. Do you want to show me something *strange* and mystical...?

NOOO!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH!!! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS WILL YA!!! SHEEESH!!! YOU'RE A CREEP!!! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP CLOSET!!! UUUGH!!! GO HAVE COFFEE WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING!!! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING!!! THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!

6/10

Immediate should not rule the city because she still hasn't explained where Aroden went.

And don't give me that "he's dead" crap either! Jet fuel can't melt gods!

Festivity Dragons love to party. They're tiny creatures, only as big as pseudodragons, but their exuberance and sheer loudness makes them hard to keep up with. Festivity Dragons will use any excuse to throw a party: birthdays, holidays, the fact that it's sunny today.

Key to these parties is the dragon's breath weapon, which shoots off a variety of multicolored sparks that deal fire damage if you get too close. Though they can be used in battle, Festivity Dragons mainly use them to create pretty displays of light and sound in the sky. If several Festivity Dragons get together, the displays that their combined breath weapons make are said to be truly awe-inspiring.

A Festivity Dragon's hoard tends to consist of party poppers, silly hats, and other such party favors. They will sometimes become the familiar of Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral spell casters who enjoy a good time.

Next Topic: Cucumbers

Donald Trump's away-game hairpiece

Marty

Smells like FREEDOM.

Did someone say Russians?

The Fortress People are inexorably tied to the disappearance of Aroden. There's little that Mr. Jacobs can do, I'm afraid.

Let's host a National Political Party Convention in the Fortress, and the the undisciplined masses that are the American voter destroy them!

The name of that river? Liberty.

This land's not your land
This land is my land...

Get out.

America!

I'll be annexing that win now. Manifest Destiny!

So who's up for joining the Cult of LIBERTY?

Sissyl wrote:

NOW we have politics doing it too? =)

I'm with you. People claiming that politics has only now gotten out of hand amuse me.

Go look up the election of 1800.

Jefferson campaign wrote:

[President Adams is a]...hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

Jefferson's campaign manager ended up serving prison time for his slander of Adams.

Not that Adams was much better.

Adams campaign wrote:

[Vice President Jefferison is]...a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father.

At least members of Congress aren't beating each other with canes anymore. So that's better.

Old Doc Flumph had a tentacle....

EE AI EE AI OH!!!