Frat Jack's page

Hey, our frat got invaded by lottas strange peoples...what the heck!

*smurf*

*Starts decorating the main hall with Tin Women pin ups*

Mmmm... We needed more women in this place...

*Raises both arms as the rogue flyes away*

Hey Tin boss, we miss you at YOUR cult... care to come? ;)

Do you have a sm^rf fetish?

I have an all-women fetish. I got my programming screwed as my name implies...

We are keeping the cute she-sm^rf for ourselves right?

ZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZZZZZ.........

-eh...? busy thread?....ZZzz... ake me on monday...ZZZzzz-

Who let the cat in? You know the poodles get too worked up and we will have the carpets cleaned now.

Sorry, my bad...

*opens the JACK-et and throws out the other 8 smuggled cats*

Salsa? SALSA!?! WTF?

Just wanted something hot to clea the hangover...Jeeez! Alrightalright...I'll trust the chef and have what you are serving...

*stands up and a cat flees fron underneath*

How about some nice, fresh pancakes?

Pour lots of hot salsa on top of that and that'll do...

*The only thread with its own chef!*

*screams from the back laying flat on his back dead set on a hangover*

I thought that too, but apparently no longer -or never- a requirement!

gotta find me a torta ahogada...

*too drunk to move*

Yup. I can relate to that.

That and having like 200 alias to hide behind and terrorize the boards

Got any fried chicken recipe?

Any recepee for Chicharrones?

Also we do not have a heart! SO we can b&*~# and troll all we want without any regrets!

Yay!

Malice Jack wonders what Sebastian would look like in

Scary thought.... Scaaaaaaary thought....

SO how are we cheering for?

*parks the truck and fires up the grill*

Oy, you forgot about me.

Oh, sorry jack!

Lets grab some kegs of beer and lots go watch the pansy's war!

This is turning into a cult of excess! We are still waiting for Party Jack, Horny Jack and Stand-up-comedian Jack. Jack-o0-lantern is not expected until the end of october.

Lucky you write that down. When I'm at the cantina I'm already too drunk to write...

Dos equis is not too common but its no so bad. Sol beer its also a pretty commercial beer (I'm not sure if commercial is the right term). The good beers are the local ones, Like Minerva, and Pacifico. Indio beer its good and its quite common also (in Guadalajara at least).

Actually, Carta Blanca is Worst than Tecate. But still works to get you wasted!. I thin I got drunk with Carta Blanca when I was hitting on Angel of Violence... The worst thing is that I have pictures that remainds me that I got to second base....

*drinks desperately with a nervous look*

That's why I'm so desperate for the Receta!!! See my point now?

*Drinks the Adams with a joyful mod*

Still waiting for that home-brew beer... C'mon man!

*drinks the last case of Coors*

Who needs bowling shoes. I'm just going to drink Frat Jack's beer and pretend his pickup lines are working.

I must have been quite drunk to try to pick up on a female Alias... Cheers to that!

I got mine! And an extra keg to knock som epine down for a change...

Frat Jack wrote:

Anybody seen the big boss lately? He's been away for a while now... His beer its geting warm!

I was cooking some of Hungry Jack's recipes, you can't conquer a forum on an empty stomach.

Hey the boss is here! Bring out the oil keg !

So, whats the agenda?

Anybody seen the big boss lately? He's been away for a while now... His beer its geting warm!

Yay! Beer!!!

*drinks a whole case*

Excuse me for beign such a simple minded guy!

Especially with Polygamy Porter.

Hey, more beer in here too?! I demand beer at our thread!!!!

Hey! how come the poodles get to drink beer and we at the Jack Frat are going dry! Shame on you!

Any recipe for home-brewed beer?

The cult market is beign overflow with Hungry Jack products! I'm looking foward for Junk Jack Food and Jack Beer!

Frat Jack wrote:

Hey Mr. Jack, would you sign me my apron!

*jumps like a crazed teen 3.5 fan girl watching Nick Logue passing by*

You mean you ran away screaming?

Towards Mr. Jack? of course!

Hey Mr. Jack, would you sign me my apron!

*jumps like a crazed teen 3.5 fan girl watching Nick Logue passing by*

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I'll take 4 bags and the Promo "Callous Jack Apron Kiss the Tin Man" If you please!

*waving top dollar at the sellsman*

Mmmmm....mashed potatoes.

I'll trade you a case of Bud for a bowl of mashed potatoes!

Here you go! Have some chips too!

*starts drinking a frosty cold Saporo*

Are we still doing this? Lets go get some chicks!

*Opens a Bud with the mouth+

Come to think of it... Could this be a thread trap to snare us all cultists and delete us from the borads?!?!

Naaaaaaaaah they wouldn't think of it...

*Pops a six pack of Tecate beer and starts passing it around*

I'm on Jacks Paizo Beta Frathouse! Party on!

There's chicks there, but they don't depolarize their armpit static electricity <shudder>

Yikes! nevermind....

Sooo CJack, how you doin'...

*drinks more carlsberg*

Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

Are there robot chicks at your thread Malice? Haven't seen any here and its geting booooring..

*drinks more Corona beer*

If you missuse someone else's avatar you can ruin his image, so be careful!

*drinks a tankard on a single drink*

Beeeeeeeeeeeeelchh!

Edit: Kevin Coleman's Doppelganger changed into Frat Jack.

Is this name better? More suited? Can I have a beer now? Are there any chick cultist yet? Can I have another beer?

Bwuh?

The real "Jack" behind the CJack, with a doppelganger twist!

You should have Jack in your name...

Isn't that "Jack" enough?

You belong to more than one cult (blasphemous!)

Allrighty! Where are the nametags? whede do I put this keg of ale? Where's the toilet? Do you have chips or something?