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Very good. I caught those frogs destroying Jack Callous votes. They'll pay for this.

I have to check that up

So, should I bring headbuster no?

*takes out the adamantine construct bane bat +5*

It tickles in the hands...

I wonder if the Matix dude keeps a note with his 269 numbers...

But quite cute and creative!

Lets buy those froggie fellows some beer! Better yet, lets change their pond's water with beer!!!

;)

Hey Hungry Jack..."somebody" is trying to take your position at the frat house...

*points discretly at the Matix dude*

Can we turn it into a beer keg instead?

Its not Mexican! jeezzz... we need to educate this robot fellow...

*lights up a Cuban cigar for Matiz*

*lights up a cigar*

I got this one from my cousing Bender, He's mexican as well you know?

Buuuuuuurp!

*Belches with a flame jet*

Who cares!...

Gluglugluglugluglug...

Yeah...Relevent and testi...hic!

Anoder un Lumberjack?...hic!

Beer is irrelevant

Beer is never Irrelevant!

SMURF!

I wanna get striped of my clothes! Yay!

oh, wait, I'm not wearing any....

YAY!

We don't wear pants either!

*starts shaking the hips salsa style*

You use underwear Matix? You call yourself a robot? Shame on you

*walks away -commando, of course- very dissapointed*

We will Rock you!

Good thing I have a contract with several dragons.

We be golems, we be pretty much immune to dragons, we like beer!

Yay!

*Puts the pitcfcork down and passes the torches around*

Good thing I oiled these previously

Beer? Did I heard beer? GimeGimeGimeGime

Hope is irrelevant

There is only unity

You just said there was hope for us back at our thread... you are contradicting yourself... what a computer dilema...

*Offers Matix dude another beer*

Hey boss, can we keep the Matix robot, please please oh please, can we keep it?

*Runs "sad puppy eyes" program*

It would make a lovely talky door weight! o pretty pleeeease....?

your attempts at humor are irrelevant

He recognizes humor! Thee is hope!

*Distracts Matix robot with a *The Matrix DVD* and installs "lighten-up" software on Matix robot*

There, but this buddy its an old model, it may no work.

We should get this Matix robot a "lighten-up" program upgrade. I could share some of mine, got plenty of it.

*cheers for lighten-up* software!*

*Pops a funnel on the Matix robot and empties a full keg of Heineken*

Don't disrepect beer buddy!

Come and be striped

I want to be striped NAKED! Yay!

*Drinks vodka from the bottle*

*Sits to watch CanCan robot dance and sing*

Yay! Two more of those and you can start a CanCan

*Cheers for western dancing*

And in Denial

*Buys a beer for the Matix robot*

The Boss wants us to go Mafia Lawye on your thread. You get one warning.

CAD!

BTW: So much for your order huh? You got your own name wrong! ;)

Yeah, we wouldn't know anyone like that would we Frat Jack?

Naaaah! why would you say that JRHM?

*Drinks nervously*

They change it to try and pretend it did not happen, but it was there.

Damn thieves! I heard the are cheaters! With double personalities and all!

Cheers to that too!

*Glugglugglugglugglugglugglug...

You sure? I saw nuthin'... ;)

Hehehe...we are really quick to anger and raise up in arms

*sharpens the pitchforks and oil the torches*

I thought we didn't wore pants...

*Looks down to double check*

Impresive spy network you have there Cultist of the Boss! Cheers to that

*Drinks down a mug of beer with drop of oil*

[the man inside the robot speaks... Damn, now I'm thirsty!]

Gluglugluglugluglugluglubuuuuurpglugluglugluglu

Can you fill this one for me?

*brings up a keg*

Blue "fellows"? I thought those were the snaks... My bad

"spits a half-chewed smvrf*

I never got to lern why is the Boss angry?

*Drinks the half left on the keg*

More beer please!

I say we go get more beer...

ALL PRAISE THE LORD OF METAL (not music related)!!!

*raises his half full keg of beer in cheers*

What, I like sneaking in hear too much to let you irradiate the place! Also, thanks for the ice-cream machine, Panama.

-Masked Rogue

I say we should invite this guy as an honorary member of our House. He spends so much time in here that we have already assigned him a parking espace. I bet he wants to be a Jack.

*Holds out the oil-check initiator*

*Applies motor oil on the outside chassis to get a nice tan from the microwaves*

{PJ quickly mixes a Mojito}

Here, drink this down...all better. We appear to be out of Ginger beer.

Can I have one of those sir? or two? or three?...

WHat? Jack's wounded? where?! WHERE?!

*steping on fallen Jack's hand*

Did JackANape had too much to drink? hic!... or why are you kickich... him...out? hic!...

Glugluglugluglugluglu...aaaahhh...gluglugluglugluglu... To go do what? Let me finish my drinks...

I find it lifts the spirits...to lift some spirit [chortles under his mustache]. I picked this drink up while in her Majesty's service in Bermuda. [Continues passing out the D&S's]

I already like this fellow...glugluglu...

*puts the bat away*

Does this pinky fellow count as one of us? He has Jack on his name...

*Readies the bat awaiting for membeship confirmation*

Just because we are skin jobs, doesn't mean our souls aren't just as metal as yours. It's just easier to get close to John Conners if we look this way.

You are spared Pink chick, you re all wraped up in chains anyway. And the boss passed a memo ordering to stop the murder attempts on yo so do not fear

*walks towards the other pinky softies grasping the baseball bat with both hands*

Are we even allowed to speak at our own place? I see more pinky faces than hansome tin chins! What the heck is going on here!! Away with you softy losers!

*Grabs a solid wood baseball bat*

Back off tin man, I only date Quarterbacks.

Hey! I'm the QB! Look at my chin, I can kiss all your three mouths at once! C'mere hottie

*smoochiemooch*

That happens when you have and open keg party

Oh yeah, I forgot, Wednesday: Invite a freak party! Yay!

btw when are the sorority girls showing up

Are you one of them? Come to papa!