|
|
|
|
|
Frat Jack's page
437 posts. No reviews. No lists. No wishlists. Alias of Hugo Solis.
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Profile
|
|
|
Recent Posts
|
|
|
Recent Reviews
|
|
|
Wishlists
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?
A little bit of both...
*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*
Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.
lightning bolts?! I want one, shoot me, shoot me, It'll power me up for the whole weekend! :D
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?
I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.
O.o Doin' whut!? I hope he's the bartender...or the bouncer!
Don't you go there, FJ?
Nopes, I gop to the Badarse me's club...I'm not a gent at all :P
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Crimson Jester wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Is it safe to come in?
Here go some poodle land mine to wipe the lemon aftertase
*splat*
You know of course, this mean war.
That was a bit mean, I'll admit. Here, let me wipe that off
*grabs a poodle and wipes it off with it*
Sorry for the hairy aftertaste
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."
*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*
PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!
*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*
Here, drink this unholy beer to wash that holy water aftertaste down
*hands over budweiser*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jackalope wrote:
*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*
Look what I saved, boss!
That's the spirit!
*Drinks beer*
I'm liking this fellow more and more :D
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ranch Dretching wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
*Walks in with the Ranch dressing*
Salad time!
*pukes a little*
You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit!
*pukes a little more*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lynora-Jill wrote:
Shadow13.com wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.
I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?
Sweetie, you have no idea. ;)
And it always goes better if you add a Lynora to it :)
*Hey, save me some kobold!*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?
Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.
FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.
I'm the second storm trooper to the left. The cool one
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?
Of course not. I sent it off alre... Er, I mean FratJack sent it off already.
*grabs magazine, rolls it up, smacks JRHM with it*
SMACK!
Told you, you don't fantasize with the food, you EAT it...
You can play with it but by thro.... wait.. this sheep is HOT!
*walks away flipping the magazine*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Green_Halitosis wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!
*wakes up from last saturday's party*
Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth
Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.
You must have left the party early. That trick was the highlight of the night (in many ways) thou it wasn't so much fun when the buld blew up... It still itches
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Goth Chick wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back...
I'm here frat boy.
RAWR! woof woof woof...
Jahaira wrote:
That's what you get for the price of free, buddy. You think this is a charity? ;)
Hey, money comes AFTER the job is done... what kind of a bizjack do you think I am?
*waves the gold ingots*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Demolition Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Runs back and hides in the bushes
I need a nap ...
Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!
I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.
The cricket bats make a lovely sound when you break one on someone else's skull. Luv'em!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Is in here where we come to hurl? I had one too many beers....
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLL
Huh, when did I ate corn?
I saw you dancing naked. It was.... HUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL!!! completely disgusting.
Aww c'mon, you've seen me doing worse without even blinking how can some simple nakedness beBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H...
urgh...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
