Lord Almir

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I say fit them for a nice pair of shoes. Of the cement variety...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
What the hell, man? You come down here, look around the breakfast area while shaking your head and making disappointed sounds I can hear all the way at the desk. I see you read the sign on the juice machine saying that, due to COVID restrictions, juice is not available. Then you walk over to the coffee, grab a cup, walk back to the juice machine, and try to dispense juice! And then you make an aggravated noise and throw your hands in the air when it doesn't give you any juice! You knew it wasn't going to. What, did you think that the sign was a lie? That if you tried it, it would work? Go away and never come back. Please.

Make him go away with a limp...


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I suggest breaking some legs.


You better watch it mac I got pun bears and pun puns I can call in.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Woran wrote:
I have experience with self publishing.

I may have to put some more work on it. I have a person who can do some illustrations what I really need is a editor but I figure I can teach myself to do it maybe.

Yeah I might have to give it another go.

Are you sure you can edit a "booke"?

To be clear, I'm teasing you. Not trying to be an a@&+~@!.

And I won't be breaking your legs I'll be "Creatively incentivizing you through fiboral Fracturing".


Aye you move along!


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Amby's Brain wrote:
How much extra-nekkid do you have to get at the top of the 5000th FaWtL page?

I wanna see muscle tissue and bones...


Well you heard him boys! Call it off!


*sniff* do I smell edition warring?

*gets out the "knucks"*


Swimming with the fishies.


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Alright guys lets move away from the 5E adv vrs dis stuff.


You done lost your $%&@ mind.


This sounds like something we can negotiate my finny friend.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
We need a Chibi-FaWtL.
Trying to get rid of me?

;) always.


Just a Mort wrote:
Forum Cartel wrote:
They try to take coffee. They die.
To be honest I could live without coffee. I've been drinking herbal infusions at the moment so no caffeine involved.

*glares*

Are you trying to say my reaction is too extreme?

*more glaring*


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They try to take coffee. They die.


John Ghoti, Mob Boss wrote:
Of course there was no witnesses! We knows how ta take care of those.

Nya see Send them to sleep with the fishes eh?


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Woran wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just had a guy try to check in, but his card was declined. I told him it was declined and he said "I know. That card doesn't have any cash on it. Can you just give me the room and I'll pay cash in the morning." No, I need a valid card to hold the room, then you can pay cash in the morning. After begging a bit, he says "Well, does it have to be my card? I can give you someone else's." (What? Why do you have someone else's credit card?) And yes, it has to be your card. So he fiddles on his phone for a bit doing I don't know what, and then leaves.
you cant pay cash in your system? Something sounds off.
A lot of hotel chains are card only now. At least the nicer ones.
I wish we were. And even if you do pay cash at check-in, we are supposed to get a card and make sure it authorizes. Not every clerk does that, though.
that is nuts.

The card requirement at hotels, while aggravating, is so they can bill you after the fact for missing pillows, damage, and those select few who sew the drapes to the bed sheets.

It still poses a problem for people who want to use hard currency and not have a credit card bill in their lives.

Now...what's worse...try to rent a car without a credit card. I don't have a credit card. I do have a debit card, but for some car rental agencies, that's not good enough even though the funds are available. To me, *that's* insane.

Ive paid deposits on cars with cash before. Easy way to launder money.

Mayhaps I shouldn't ask but do you have to launder money often?


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John Ghoti, Mob Boss wrote:
Dr. Doommaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Conspiracy_master7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

(one of us I think has told this one before but...)

My favorite is when out of the blue they ask what room they are in.

me: You're in the lobby sir.

Yeah. Or they come down to check out, I ask their room number, and they look at me like "Why don't you know my room number?".
Wait is that the right They're? isn't that I ask they are room number?
I don't know what you are talking about. I used the correct form in my post.

>.>

<.<

I'm not sure if this alias is appropriate or my vid has lost his mine chuthulu alias. You can see which one I went with however...

Also the proof is in the quote and you can't edit my post so ha!

I don't need to edit your post. Clearly you changed it so that it looks like I made a mistake.

You may deny all you want but You have been gotten *evil laugh*

You can't have him, see? He belongs to me, see? Try and get him and see what you'll get. Sea?

Now you look here seaboy You muscling in on my territory?


NobodysHome wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
*looks around*
(Hides the silverware)

What are you implying?


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I think this no hugging policy is not going to fly on this thread.


-_-


I'm going to need you guys to delete your last 8 posts (and then I will of course delete this one.) Mostly because that conversation really didn't go anywhere. (Or don't I don't actually care.) Everyone seems so high strung on the play-test forums. It probably just perception coloring everything.


Chest Rockwell wrote:
Let's not engage in gang-culture.

It is very inappropriate. see.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I asked my parents to read the first draft of a book I'm writing. They said that they both hate the main character and hope he dies. I have to admit, that wasn't the reaction I was hoping for. After all, it was my autobiography.
Your parents seem like good people...
Are you sure? After all, they did create me.
Hmm you make a good point.
Most of my points are good. I'm particularly proud of this one: *points*.

No comment.


I support legendary skills! We demand cool physics breaking stuff!


Heh In my professional opinion that was a threat heh.


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captain yesterday wrote:
There is no bro code, just a$#~!@#s making excuses to act like an a%!$+&@ in front of other a$@~*$&s.

Well you done went and spoiled the bro code. Now they all know. >.>


Should I get the cement shoes ready boss?


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Lord Richard wrote:
Forum Cartel wrote:
What do you think of my new alias?
What brought that on, old chap?

Someone mentioned some strange idea and The idea made me think that it would make for a good alias.


I Hope paladin one is last. I for sure want igther monk or wizard next. they can do monk then do a follow up on the new rules for unarmed and natural attacks.


What do you think of my new alias?