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My DM "Wait... what?" Moment:
I was running a Dungeon adventure involving a group of vampires in a noble's villa. The adventureback presented rules for stakingretooling vamps. The group had long ago agreed on called shot rules. The party monk throws three stakes, aiming for the hearts of the last three vamps. Even after factoring nonproficiency and called shots, his three nat 20's are sufficident. I stop for a good minute, trying to salavge the situation and then just walk away from thr table.
I was playing a mid level rogue in a group chasing some baddies when the local LEO's show up, whistles blasting.
Me: What do you think you're doing, grunt?!?!
LEO: Excuse me???
Me. You're interferring with my assignment! Who's you superior?
Me: To low, who's his boss?
Me. Now we're getting somewhere. Do you want my boss to have a chat with him about your involvement in this fiasco? ::Buff check in excess of 30::
Me. Then I suggest to march that way :away from us:: and forget this conversation ever happened!
LEO; Time to move out!