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Well, I'm taking some spending money, nothing you'd miss, since you're loaded. How many pockets do you need in one jacket?.

Time to let you get on with your promise, while I catch up for lost time. Don't let me down. Remember... I'll see you before you see me (ho ho!).

Time to stretch my legs and see how the place has changed.
I'll get myself a few beers, or maybe one of everything off the the top shelf, since it won't be me feeling like crap tomorrow morning.

Maybe swing by the Gallery. That two headed pig will be long gone, and the chicken that plays diamondback, but there should be something to gawp at. Then on to The Salute, there's bound to be some dirty lass who'll drop her kegs for whats jangling in this pouch. Some lucky fellow's in for a free ride. Pity he won't be awake to enjoy it!
Don't worry, if I've any left after I've shot my nuts, I'll stick it on the tables, maybe double your money, eh?.

You want to listen to those other three. They might have driven me batty on the way back, witering about how much their treasure's worth, but at least they'll do a good turn for a poor orphan, out of the goodness of their hearts, unlike some greedy bastards I could mention.
And they'll stick their necks on the block, when some bear-owl flattens their friends, instead of prancing round the yard, like a big fairy. We gave that dwarf-girl a good snog to say thank you, when we checked out the stables (OR DID WE? HA HA!).

And if I hear any more cracks about fleecing farmers out of their savings, it won't just be your tongue going back up that horse's arse, it'll be your whole head, okay?.

Toodle-doo, and thanks for the holiday bonus!

"Sorry, but I outstayed my welcome in the elf-bint, and my shock gave her the upper hand.
I had to pick a new host, I don't know what would happen to me so far from the tomb and I dont want to risk it.
I couldn't try the dwarf-man again, the elf and the knight are strong and the dwarf-woman looks too fierce, so you'll have to do.
I'll try to get things straight again once we hit town.
Though, I have to say, this purse is fair jangling with more coin than I've seen in my life.
Maybe I'll swing by Zalamandra's and play 'Rug-a-Tug Roulette'?
See how many times I can risk you getting the pox?"

Dear Mother,

If you are reading this, then the people who gave you this are friends.
I am afrayd I had an accident and could not come home, but I thought of you all every day.
I could not bear to stay at home, among the coufing and sneezing. I thought I might catch it too, and then there would be nowone to look after you. I have to be the man of the house now Col is looking for work, and I need to sort things out.
So I went to the cairns, where I used to go when I wanted to be alone. I knew a place what nowone else knew, and how it opened up when Celene was full.
I thought I would only be gone a few days, and when I come back, I would have jewwels for you.
We could pay the doctor and all of us would be well then we could leave the farm to go to the Great City and live like kings.
No more digging in the dirt or worrying about Neff and his bullys.
I wanted to do this for you, becous you deserve so much better. You have done so much for us, and I love you.
Please tell Gertia I missed her.
I am sorry to have caused you all such worry, and hope that you can forgive me.