Oh sure, just let me put on my power armor so she doesn't acid f*&~ the hole in my chest she just opened up with her bile.
Oh wait, I forgot it.
Also, I think I'm only 12th level or so, and my lead lined boxing glove ain't gonna cut it.
It was a good thing I thought to drop my bottlecap mines when I was running away.
I helped the minutemen retake the castle.
I wish I could say there was some huge epic battle with me emerging from the viscera of a freshly murdered enemy. But nope, as soon as the Mirelurk Queen emerged I ran as fast as I could and sniped that b!$~# from a mile away.
Sometimes it's not about an epic rampage, sometimes we forget to bring a missile launcher, and our power armor and just want to make it home alive.
So, I found this raider settlement with a big tower, at the top of this tower is an air raid siren. It turns out if you run up to the top and trigger the siren while the raiders tangle with Piper a helpful family of Deathclaws will emerge from the woods and kill everyone, except me of course, because I'm hiding.
And then just to be extra helpful Mr Legendary Alpha Male Deathclaw went and mauled the clutch of Mirelurks dwelling by the nearby lake, thus softening them up, and then to put the icing on the helpful Deathclaw cake he was holding an amazing missile launcher.
Oh and to be extra helpful one of the raiders he mauled was legendary (in addition to the legendary Radscorpion I found on the way) so while my ammo is now perilously low I now have a bunch of new toys.
One of my settlements is getting an extra Christmas tree!
I found a lighthouse with a road leading up to it, where someone recklessly had all sorts of mines and traps set up.
Being the safety conscious person I am (and needing some copper and springs) I disarmed them for them.
Turns out, they didn't like that, and so I came under intense fire! Sadly, for them their guns only fired radiation or something, and between my 10 missiles, leaded power armor and 50 some doses of Radaway they never stood a chance! I didn't even have to fix Killbot when I disabled her.
Now I have a nice little cliffside property I can fix up.
I also found a peninsula with a church, so I try sneaking around the back and out emerges from the surf, but a huge f++~ing Mirelurk Queen, so I did the only sensible thing, I ran away, firing mininukes blindly at it until I ran out and then shot it with my automatic shotgun.
Which was surprisingly successful.
During my traipsing around, looking for oil cans and super mutants I happen across this big building infested with a bunch of a!~&%!!s f~!#ing shooting at me. So, i make my way through bashing everyone with my rolling pin and kneecapping them with my automatic shotgun and I find King F&$*ing A$#+!~* himself (or whatever his name is) forcing some other misguided a+&&&~% to shoot this third a~$+%#&. Well, I try to talk misguided a#&+@~* out of shooting third a!!%%~&, so f%$! it man, kill the third a@@$&!~, we can kill King F+#$ing A@%$*$* (or whatever his name was) and then we can sort the rest of a@@$$*#ry out later.
Long story short, I have a handy new Shishkebob, King F$~~ing A@&&%%& is dead, and misguided a$%!$%! got a tongue lashing when he got home and is now pulling guard duty at the community I founded.
Trashcan Carla has gone missing, I haven't seen her in days.
My current objective is to wipe out some super mutants that have been harassing a delightful community of Swim Club ghouls.
Hangman's Alley sure does attract settlers! Even if it doesn't have nearly enough resources to support them, apparently.
I have a feeling it's going to get attacked, a lot.
I made my first robot from scratch (Jezebel doesn't count).
Killbot 1, she has a robobrain head, some storage armor and some sort of buzzsaw hands.
The fight against the Machinist was a b@!@@ this time! All told it took me three days and god knows how many deaths before I was finally able to get her to stand down.
1. I'm suddenly finding way more legendary things then before.
2. They have some cool s@$&!
3. I found a new suit of power armor!
4. Fusion cores, handed out like candy!
5. Wounding Rolling Pin FTW!!
6. I'm absolutely 100% not addicted to Buffout and Psycho from fighting so many legendary creatures, I can quit whenever I want.
Things that aren't as good.
1. Legendary creatures love an entourage.
2. The power armor is missing a helmet and arm (I had a helmet, so whatever)
3. Crystal! Why is it so f~@&ing hard to find the Crystal I need to build the settlement beacon at Starlight Drive-In!!
I rescued Nick, he said something about finding my son, and I'm like "who?" oh, right, there's that still going on.
I helped him with his Skinny Malone problem by talking his girlfriend into going home.
Charisma is already starting to pay for itself!
I still can't help but think I should've killed them anyway.