Drow Dancer

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5 posts. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).


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Drejk wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Ground has been lost again!

3 years ago this week I lost my dresser to my daughter's blossoming womanhood.

I was eating when I was reading this part.

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This morning I went to brush my teeth and lo and behold, my side of the bathroom counter and it's manly mess is no longer mine, replaced by cleanliness and scented soaps and make up?!... when the F@%# did she get make-up!!
I read this part much later, after the choking and cleaning my lunch off my desk and shirt.
captain yesterday, you have failed your mission to eliminate Freehold DM and now you will pay the price.
totally read this in Darth Vaders voice.
Now read it with the emperor Ming's, Klytus's or maybe Kala's voice.
Rick Moranis :-)
How many Freeholds have we got on this thread, anyhow?

I don't hang with those poseurs.


Scintillae wrote:
Get a Clockwork Orange-type rig and force him to watch all of Buffy. Especially the bad seasons.

All of them?


Zuckerberg is my hero.


Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Good news, everyone! It's such a relief to think that Star Wars may soon be in the masterful hands of Joss Whedon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

By that I mean, WHY ISN'T IT 2015 ALREADYYYYYY!!!!!!!!


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I've given it a lot of thought, and I've decided I like Facebook and Joss Whedon.