ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a tureen.
ERIC: A tureen? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's copper, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 20 inches across.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a tureen.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a tureen.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a tureen!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?