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Soon the subliminal messages will go to work on everyones brain, turning them too mush!

Curses! Foiled again!

Sharoth wrote:

Superman Tonight

AAAHHHHHH!!!!! You bastard! You Bon Jovi'd me!! That's even worse than a Rickroll in my book!

`evil laughter~ Yes. My evil plan is coming into place.

~cackles evilly~ Yes! My Master plan is WORKING! With Bitter Thorn framed, no one will suspect me!

Evil Overlord wrote:

I vote Yes. Get rid of that pesky silver dragon!

Mr Overlord! A question, please.

Is it true that you believe turning into a giant snake never helps?

~covers my face, shielding me from the camera~ No comment!

I vote Yes. Get rid of that pesky silver dragon!

WOOT!!! they cancled OT today I go home soon............

Hey! Get back to work, slave! You will just be on upaid time! ~cracks the whip~

See Spanky! I was not camping this time.

You are too camping!

I will get you, you mangy mutt!!!

Evil Overlord wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

My guess is that we should hit page 400 sometime later on today.

Not if I have anything to say about it!

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! ~CHOMP~

YEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My guess is that we should hit page 400 sometime later on today.

Not if I have anything to say about it!

I concur. Now where are those meddling kids! ~pulls out a gun~ I will end them NOW!

~I get a busy tone after dialing Moorluck's number~ DRAT!!! Foiled again! I KNEW Moorluck was smart!

Proof that the quality of minions needs to go up!

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Flash,and Woodraven back on the same day!? Hmmm.... I wonder if their absence from the boards had anything to do with the ninjas that attacked me this morning? ;)

~wistles innocently and starts to slowly back away from the thread~

You sent them?! Well I wish I had known that... it would have saved me a bundle in international shipping expenses.

@Flash, please ignore the box full of severed ninja heads, they were supposed to go to GA. apperantly. ;)

~snarls~ My minions have failed. I must have a talk with Minions R Us about the quality of their minions!

Sharoth wrote:

Solnes wrote:

You two are funny, priceless. I wish we could all get together at the same time. maybe Sharoth can make it back here in may. :)

At the time, I do not see any problem with May. The only problem I see is if you and Moorluck wise up and ban me from attending again. Something about being too wierd and being a bad influence. ~GRINS~

Too wierd? uhm, I live with the man who does the monkey monkey monkey dance, and wears our youngest as a hat....just sayin' no worries here. :D

And hey! I already googled both of ya, upside is no violent crime convistions... :D

Drat! She has seen through my ploy! I must escape to fight another day! Someday I will get you Bond, errr, Solnes!

Noooooooooooooo! I don't want my vacation to be over!!!

We can arrange for you to have a permenant vacation! ~drops a 10 Megaton Fusion bomb on the Paizo headquarters~

Moorluck wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Ok, running to Wal Mart to see if I can find any good movie. I shall leave you in teh hands of my slightly happier hubby, take good care of him! :)

I'm so happy!

I feel it only prudent to warn you, I am my own worst enemy.... I will destroy me someday.

*gulp*

~sings in a Elmer Fudd voice~ Kill the Moorluck! Kill the Moorluck! kill the Moorluck!

~goes off to plan more Evil Deeds! TM~

However, those plans that do not work, get picked apart to find out why they did not work. It is not a good idea to repeat the same mistakes.

Evil Overlord wrote:

No one can stop me now! Especially since my Evil Plan went into effect 28 minutes ago!

Care to share, Ozymandias?

~looks at you with Distain~ I only share plan that have already successfully been accomplished. Any plans that don't work, don't get talked about.

Evil Overlord wrote:

No one can stop my plan now1 Not even those meddling kids!

Where are those meddling kids?

~wicked laughter~ that is part of my plan! They eliminated my top rival earlier! They were so easy to manipulate!

No one can stop me now! Especially since my Evil Plan went into effect 28 minutes ago!

No one can stop my plan now1 Not even those meddling kids!

This has the potential for so much chaos.

~evil laughter~ Soon my plan will come to fruition! Soon!

Evil Overlord wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Whew! I hate it when he gets loose.

*Giggle*

~pinches you on the rear~ Would you like some candy, pretty lady?

WHAT?!? Get back in there! You were not let out! ~steps menacingly towards Evil Overlord~

Ohhhh!!! Such a scary sight! A Pony Dragon trying to be all menacing! What are you going to do, Pony Boy?

Sharoth wrote:

Whew! I hate it when he gets loose.

*Giggle*

~pinches you on the rear~ Would you like some candy, pretty lady?

~evil laughter~ Soon I will Rule the World!!! No one can stop me! No one! You hear me? No on- urk!?!

Evil Overlord wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Anyone here?

Why am I talking to myself?

I feel so ignored!!!

Come here my pretty! Would you like some candy?

Stop hitting on her! Moorluck will get upset!

Make me, Sebastian's Pal! ~sneers at the Dragon~

~GLARES at Evil Overlord~ Alright! Thems Fighting words! ~bares my claws and gives a toothy smile~

Oh, I am SO scared, O Great Pony Dragon!

WHAT?!? What did you just call me? ~my voice cracking with fury at the insult~

A

Pony

Dragon!

What? Can't you hear me?

Evil Overlord wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Anyone here?

Why am I talking to myself?

I feel so ignored!!!

Come here my pretty! Would you like some candy?

Stop hitting on her! Moorluck will get upset!

Make me, Sebastian's Pal! ~sneers at the Dragon~

~GLARES at Evil Overlord~ Alright! Thems Fighting words! ~bares my claws and gives a toothy smile~

Oh, I am SO scared, O Great Pony Dragon!

Evil Overlord wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Anyone here?

Why am I talking to myself?

I feel so ignored!!!

Come here my pretty! Would you like some candy?

Stop hitting on her! Moorluck will get upset!

Make me, Sebastian's Pal! ~sneers at the Dragon~

Sharoth wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Anyone here?

Why am I talking to myself?

I feel so ignored!!!

Come here my pretty! Would you like some candy?

~whiney evil laughter~ I will Whine if I want to and no one can stop me!!! ~whiney evil laughter~

Soon my plan to take over the world will come to fuition! Soon! ~summons my minions to begin my conquest~

Quote:

for whatever reason I assumed it would be near the top somewhere.

I felt I should let you read the interview and the project summary before I started asking for you money.

Note to self: be more shameless about asking for money.

~evil laughter~ Join the Dark Side! Join us! We have cookies!

What Sharoth said!

Evil Overlord to answer your question as of right now we have 8 gold level patrons.

~evil tone in my voice~ Good! Soon my plans for world domination will be implemented! Soon!

So Qwilion, how many hardcovers will Boomer have to sign? I just want to make sure that he does not get too bad a case of Carpal Tunnel syndrom until AFTER he is done writing this project! ~cracks the whip~ Get to work, Boomer!

73%! I will now join the evil overlord as a clear plexi-glass helmet wearing minion!

Yes my minion! Help me take over the world! And to insure that I get a signed hardcover copy!

~evil cackle~ My first step in taking over the world has begun! Soon, I will rule it all! Soon!

This is why I wanted to do a Pathfinder patronage project with Boomer!

Taig, Sharoth, and Evil Overlord, thanks so much for making me laugh with joy.

What about you Evil Overlord will you be joining us (at any level)?

Since I have taken over Sharoth's hoard, I will be insuring that I use his... ~thinks for a good word~ ...funds to get at least the bronze level patronage. Anything past that will have to depend upon how expensive taking over the world is.

Due to an unforseen interuption, Sharoth will not be joining us for a while. However, I do have access to his hoard and I can say that a Gold Level Patronage may be in the future.

What ends up in an article really depends on length. A pr-class takes up a lot of space, and given that Calistria has three different aspects and three different branches of the church, I felt it was more important to describe all of that than to put in a prestige class that might only serve one or two aspects of her faith.

So ... punish me. Tell me I'm a bad, bad boy.

~looks at you~ And why should we give you such pleasure. You do not deserve such pleasure! ~pulls out the whip~ Now get back to work, slave!!!

I'm getting a really strong defensive vibe from Paizo about the snow and just wanted to express that I, for one, don't blame you at all for not putting yourselves in danger to go to work. While I love your product, and have become somewhat dependent on the daily blog for my morning routine, I'd hate for anyone to get hurt on account of a book needing to get to my mailbox on a certain date or else. I'm sure you all and everyone else in Seattle are better judges of the weather there than the rest of us throughout the world, so it's all good in my book. Be safe and I hope you're all able to have enjoyable and festive holidays despite the nastiness from the Gods.

Miserable slaves! Letting a little bit of snow stop you from working yourself to exahustion! ~shakes my head sadly~ The quality of help these days.....

Clark,

I have a possible Kobold infestation. What should I do about it?

Sincerely,

The Evil Overlord

Clark,

I have plans to overthrow the world, but I need help on constructing my Fortress of Doom TM!!! Would you be willing to assist me in my efforts to keep away those pesky kids, errr, ummm, Adventurers?

Yours Truely,

The Evil Overlord

brock wrote:

While I completely understand such issues as NDAs and copyright, it always saddens me that they mean that we never get to see any of this stuff. I'd love to get a copy of the deltas that a published adventure goes through while being worked on. Some commentary on why options were discarded and things were changed would be great, but that then makes it costly to do. I just think that it would be a valuable insight into the workings of some clever minds.

Man, you wound not believe the rows of filing cabinets we have locked away in the Paizo basement. It a practical vault filled with discarded Adventure Path workbooks, unrealized adventure submission, and monsters too terrible to unleash upon the world. It's like the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. We keep them all down there in hopes that maybe one day the world will be ready for such ideas, out of fear that they can't be destroyed, and as insurance should some fool ever force us to reveal our true hand.

Gaze not into the abyss, dude... 'cause there's nothing there.

Honestly (as much as I just wanted to press submit and leave it at that), aside from a few notes that might get jotted down in a notebook or a Word file here or there, the vast majority of the prewriting for an Adventure Path becomes the outline we send to authors and publish in the first volume of an AP. That's why sometimes the outline is different from the actually adventures as things evolve over the course of months. I'd love to say that tomes are written in the development of APs, but honestly we just don't have the time for it. In fact, most get hashed out in grueling brainstorms/mental duels/endurance matches between James and I late at night or in the car going to lunch--and usually sparked by Erik threatening us with the next round of book and game store solicitations.

So yeah, as much as we'd love to provide a director's cut AP, and I guess that's not outside the realm of possibility, that info largely resides in the heads of the designers...

Then perhaps it is time to drain your minds of that knowledge! ~I look at my brain scanning machine~ Get the knowledge out of Mr. Schneider's head! ~It begins scanning your mind, then bursts into flames~ Curses! Foiled again! I will have my REVENGE!!!

WOOT!!! It is shipping and my PDF is available! ~thinks and then cries~ But I am at work until midnight! I have to wait?!? ~CRIES~

~evil laughter~ Yes! This silly Silver Dragon is too busy to access his PDF! Now I have a chance to raid his hoard!

It's in my downloads! hahahaha..ha..haaa....darn, I'm at work then going out with family for birthday :(

~evil laughter~ Soon my revenge will be complete! Soon Tessius will be too busy to read the PDF!

The status is, I'm working on it. Well, not right at the moment since it's now officially The Weekend. But come Monday, I'll be working on it again.

No public promises as to when everything will be nice and combinable, but it's one of my top priorities.

(Other top priorities include: bug smashing, making sure we can actually print the nearly half-mile of postage and UPS labels that a Pathfinder shipment will take, and ensuring that our servers and bandwidth don't go belly-up due to Pathfinder PDF downloads.)

~wicked laughter~ Ah yes. My plan to overwork Gary and the rest of the Paizo staff is working well. Good!

Now all of your souls belong to me, after sending a portion to Paizo and Wolfgang. ~an evil cacle echoes in the room~