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Who let the Frogs out?

Oui! Oui! Oui!

Oh, and, by the way, someone made Gor into a movie.

ACHH SISS! NASSTY MOVIE BURNS US IT DOES!!

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CHEE CHOWK!

Come to the Monkeys CWM ..you know you wanna ...

Fords are Full of Fail

Hippehs ...hippehs ... They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Camberontalistic!

Oooo ... and the urban Gnoll Poodles could have large heiresses with purses to ride about in for a favored mount!

Threadjacking evil monkey goes running for the back 40

[threadjack]Sorry ancient show reference.[/threadjack]

[threadjack]Uh oh Chango it's Danger Island![/threadjack]

OOO ... OOO ... OOO ... EEE ... EEE! *squeeek*

**Plap ... Sploot ... Flapapapapapap**

Peeks from the tree cover

Is that nasty Vomit Guy gone yet?

Will this Junta have openings for non-humans?

HOO HOO HOO <sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>

**rimshot**

**PHLLLLLLPB!**

**poot poot poot SQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEAAAAAKKKKKKK**

**FRRRAAAAP**

Nope - full time wage slave. My current gig is with Comcast Interactive Media ...

ARRGGHH! You have spoken the evil word! ...ack hissss nassty elvesies!

Oh well at least you didn't say the super-evil word ... looks around ... Adelphia! Cowers, looking for the lightning bolt

OOOOooo is it poo-flingin' time?

Splattered with toxic intestinal juices, the large poo-flinging monkey shrieks and runs into the forest canopy.

Upon spotting the legal paladin type, the large smelly monkey hoots and thumps his chest, baring yellowing tusks. He scoops up a large pile of foul-smelling material and chucks it straight at the lawyer.

Monkey business is for the 4e forum.

This monkey may throw poop, but he knows enough to stay away from a sh*t tornado

Does a Donkey Kong strut across Cranky McOldGuy's lawn, tossing brownish lumps of dubious provenance left and right.

Starts rolling up some softballs and tossing them onto the clapboards of Cranky McOldGuy's house.

All this cooking junk. If you had kept your appendix working you so called 'evolved' folks could eat some nice carrion without worrying. Sheesh.

Retires to Cranky McOldGuy's flowerbed with the Sunday Times for a little 'quality time'.

Scavenges hearty (if pungent) dinner off the deceased equine's carcass. Spreads the inedible bits onto Cranky McOldGuy's flowerbeds. Uses handy lawn gnome as a pointy suppository.

Does a taunting monkey dance on Cranky McOldguy's lawn

That animal kidnapper? I'll coat her right after you, you sidekick from Hel .... errr ... Hades!

One more chuckle and I'm launching feces, Ed.

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Man I'd love to see an evil monkey (Shout out to Family Guy) animal companion riding around the the druid's quadrupedal hyena back like a cowboy.

"YEEEE HAAAW! GEEYAP HYENIE! AWAY!"