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Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC's page

27 posts. No reviews. Alias of Patrick Curtin.

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Full Name

Eustace Quinlan Horatio Sanchez Figg, Esq.

Race

Whig

Classes/Levels

Political Organizer 8/ Gadfly 6

Gender

That's really none of your business sir

Size

See above

Age

ibid.

Special Abilities

+2 versus bloated government subsidies

Alignment

True Neutral

Deity

Personal Responsibility

Location

Your computer ATM

Languages

Wonk, Federal, Spin and Media

Occupation

Organizer of the Whig party, and defacto presidential nominee

Homepage URL

Modern Whigs

About Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC

My friends, do not look to government to solve your ills. Government is a slothful beast that will not do what it promises. Rather it will take your money with a carnival barker's grin and usher you into its Sideshow of Fantastical Wonders, which will be a goat with a fake head stitched on to its neck and an old sailor with some odd tattoos.

Personal responsibility is the key. Take responsibility for yourself and your community. Don't leave everything to the government. Independent groups manage their affairs much better than the government.

The government's true purpose is to make more government. never doubt it my friends. Take a good look around and you will see it is true.



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