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Priestess of Nethys

Ensirio the Longstrider's page

425 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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theheadkase wrote:
If anyone corrects you for saying "sequel" then you are allowed to correct them when they mispronounce "toe mah toe" as "toe may toe".

HERESY

Carry on.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Which, after coming back I will be changing to 60 Mb/s because it only costs 4 zloty per month more...
I don't know. Bagging 4 zloty every month might be a tall order.

GO GO GODZLOTY


Rawr! wrote:
Good news! You're all wrong!

Wrong is right and right is left!


ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA


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*throws golden apple at the queen*

*changes faces and disappears into the crowd*


(d) All of the Above


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TimD wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

HAH!

Remember: Eris loves you! Sometimes!

Eris always loves you. She's just a bit unclear about the concept of relationship boundaries...

...or , ah, hail, I might be thinking of discordia, ignore me...

-TimD

Potato / tomato!


HAIL ERIS! ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA!

The next poster is pining for the fnords.


HAH!

Remember: Eris loves you! Sometimes!


Aww don't be that way.


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What's the fun in everything going the way it's expected anyway? Hail Eris! Or don't, if you like.


redacted wrote:
DRUNK I'M NOT OFFICER.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!


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Go for the eyes Clu! Go for the eyes!


I have a flower. It's shiny and when I pin it to my collar it lets me sneeze fireballs.


Potato Slaad wrote:
What's it got in its pocketses?
A group of Vikings wrote:

Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs,

Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs,

EGGITY EGGS! EGGITY EGGS!


Get 'em! Get 'em!


Awesome. Gonna go make his day a little more chaotic. Ciao! Hail Eris! Or don't, if you like.


*dimension door*

Man, I've missed these chases. Where's ol' metalhead?


*bonks QL on the head with a golden apple*


We just gave 'er a fresh paint job!

The next poster knows what the fnord is going on.


Drop the Bard into a chaos warp!


Do it anyway!

Disclaimer: Authorizations from representatives of the Church of Eris may not be accepted by all employers.


FOILED AGAIN!


Shrimp Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
THERE ONCE WAS A SLAAD FROM NANTUCKET....
Who came riding to Slaadrun from old Rorikslaad.

Did he make the Slaadrun in twelve Protesecs?


*shimmies*


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Toon wrote:
...Malaclypse the Younger, and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst...

Oh hey I know those guys


My box! Get your own!


Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:
china shop maneuver

"Oh my goods and services!!"


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HEATHEN

carry on


No promises!

*cuts open a portal with her twin-bladed dagger and tosses it through, sending it to a Very Special Friend*


I'll take it!


2d4 Slaadlings wrote:

Who put us on what now?

*2d4 Slaadlings are confused*

2d4 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4 Slaadlings hurt themselves in their confusion!

The rest execute their attacks normally.


I have a lot of things in my pants of many pockets.

The next poster knows a lot of the other things in those pockets.


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Sanity is a playground for the unimaginative!


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Now try it with Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.


D'awwww.


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Walkin' around in my banana shoes, Walkin' around in my banana shoes...


I dunno man, I didn't do it.


FOOD FIGHT!!!


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Girls, girls, you're both pretty.


Am I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly, or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi?

The next poster assumes too much of what they see is real!


Dazylar wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]

Tanis O'Connor has left this chat.
Gimme! I'm already insane =D
No. I have read his puns before. You would not survive. I had to pickle my brain for a week before I recovered.

Man, you don't know what I'm capable of =P


Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]

Tanis O'Connor has left this chat.

Gimme! I'm already insane =D


TriOmegaZero wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Yeah! Cuz then each hamlet could elect a repre...oh, wait...
The point is if a hundred people can represent themselves and vote on acts of government, then so can the other hundred million people. The only inconvenience is your contempt for their right to do so.
Twitch Plays U.S. Government!

HAIL ERIS! RULE DISCORDIA!!


Yes they're quite asoybic.


I'm a pope, will that do?


Lord Fyre wrote:
Pyromaniac wrote:
Scorched earth
Tries valiantly to bring the thread back to its original topic.

SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM


*pulls on sticks*


DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

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