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Priestess of Nethys

Ensirio the Longstrider's page

465 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

>_>

<_<

{paints "Thrunes eunt domus" on the wall}

CONJUGATE!


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Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Only Liz (and likely Cosmo) could pull off something so heinous that it would make people fear mayonnaise.
As if! Mayo is an evil, vile abomination that deserves to die all on its lonesome without outside help.

This just in! Succubi fear mayonnaise! Paladins the multiverse over can now be seen smearing their swords in the stuff.


*runs off with the mask*

Now I'M Batman!


Well to be fair, they're really soft comfy underwear.


I'm Batman wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
But then I thought what if I was Batman?
I'm Batman. Says so right in my name.

*yoinks mask*


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I'm not terrible, I'm just anarchic.


Elephant Man wrote:
Vlaeros wrote:

*touches nose*

Uh, um...

*rubs nose*

Uh, pardon...

*sniff, rubs finger across nose*

Uh, you uh...

*sniff-sniff, scratching at nose with knuckle*

... you, uh, got a little something... there...

*sniff, absently rubs nose*

That's my face!

Aw man, you kiss your mother with that mouth? Seriously, how?


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Tacticslion wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Talonhawke wrote:
So we made a thread from an idea from a post about a post about the idea.........? My head hurts.
Pfft, lightweight. I make a point of believing three or four impossible things before breakfast!
Oh yeah?! Well I Summon Bigger Fish!

Curse you, piscine karma!


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Talonhawke wrote:
So we made a thread from an idea from a post about a post about the idea.........? My head hurts.

Pfft, lightweight. I make a point of believing three or four impossible things before breakfast!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I also also shipped sour cream and onions once. The Tublr fans were outrageous! They were angry I went against fanon and didn't ship sour cream and that cheating bastard cheddar. After the pro-salt and vinegar fans started trolling everyone, I had to nuke Idaho to get rid of the lot of them.

Shipping is an evil even Slaadi could get behind eradicating. *sage nod*


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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Paladin of Baha-who? wrote:

Does extra cheese/no extra cheese make a difference in pizza alignment? What about crust flavor? I'm a big proponent of sesame-seed crust, but cajun, italian herb, and poppyseed have their good points too.

Have you considered the effect of sauce? I once had a pizza from Red Line pizza in Tempe, AZ where the sauce tasted like, no kidding, Campbell's condensed tomato soup. (A perfectly fine soup qua soup, but it was horrid on pizza.)

Crust is the foundation of the cosmos. Tampering with it invites disaster. Flavored crust meddles in God's domain and invites his wrath!

BRING IT ON


GW Lawyer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
GW Lawyer wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?

Liz: Animal skulls.

but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!

Ahem
*Steals briefcase!*

Noooooooo! My only weakness!

*melts into the floor*

I knew lawyers were like liches!


GW Lawyer wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?

Liz: Animal skulls.

but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!

Ahem

*Steals briefcase!*


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Oh hey it's this thread again


*sticks posters on it anyway because*


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POWER


Yoink!


Girls, girls, you're both p(r)etty.


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Whoa man. You just expanded my mind.

Or exploded. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.


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...

This cursive has become somethread rewhat...


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The question is, if we get off-topic enough, will we loop around and come back on topic?

*mind*

*BLOWN*


Iunno man. You might be able to kill them because you are that awesome, but the big bad wizard on the shore will likely just bring him back. Bluh.


FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


*stays alive*


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WHAT 9000?!??!?


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General Silliness wrote:
Kajehase wrote:

Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.

Hail Cismo!

That's just silly.

Listen to this guy, he'd know.

I blame Cosmo for Kajehase not knowing that Cosmo IS the Good Twin.


You bring your smurfs in tiiiiiiiiiight!


Dumps chocolate in the peanut butter and stirs in marshmallows and almonds to boot.

Row row fight da powa!


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Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?!?!?


2d4 Slaadlings wrote:

Squish Squish Squish! Squish Squish Squish!

*2d4 Slaadlings are walking around in their banana shoes*

Knock 'em outta the park, we found what's goin' on...!


I'm game.


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I KNEW IT!!


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Schism wrote:
equinoxmaster wrote:
GAT OFF MAH LAWN!!!
Most serious FOUL. You are not allowed here. Get yourself gone from this place.

That's right. Those are the rules. Respect the rules. Obey the rules.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
It's actually not illegal to break the laws of physics.
Well, I guess going faster than light would qualify as speeding.
Breaking the law, breaking the law!

Do the Impossible, See the Invisible, Touch the Untouchable, Break the Unbreakable!


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Hail Eris! ... wait... no, I'm okay with this. Hail Eris!


*leans forward in anticipation*


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The longman's at the 85 and the goalie's on third. Checkmate in six, but only if we can get out of the sand trap.


That's what you get for assuming there is one.


We're Great! And You Suck!


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lucky7 wrote:
Caffeine is bad for you/

HERETIC

carry on


theheadkase wrote:
If anyone corrects you for saying "sequel" then you are allowed to correct them when they mispronounce "toe mah toe" as "toe may toe".

HERESY

Carry on.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Which, after coming back I will be changing to 60 Mb/s because it only costs 4 zloty per month more...
I don't know. Bagging 4 zloty every month might be a tall order.

GO GO GODZLOTY


Rawr! wrote:
Good news! You're all wrong!

Wrong is right and right is left!


ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA


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*throws golden apple at the queen*

*changes faces and disappears into the crowd*


(d) All of the Above


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TimD wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

HAH!

Remember: Eris loves you! Sometimes!

Eris always loves you. She's just a bit unclear about the concept of relationship boundaries...

...or , ah, hail, I might be thinking of discordia, ignore me...

-TimD

Potato / tomato!


HAIL ERIS! ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA!

The next poster is pining for the fnords.


HAH!

Remember: Eris loves you! Sometimes!


Aww don't be that way.

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