|Ensirio the Longstrider|
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:I got this variant rod of wonder I can give you. It might work for ya. It might not.
[*winks in existence with a slight "psshhhh" sound. Probes with a minute but sinister-looking violet beam of light*]
"Kkkk... kkkk... scan-n-in-g... kkk"
[*sends an encoded hyper-message towards discrete trans-Grid coordinates*]
[*head rotates left and right... and then does a 360° rotation*]
"Kkkk... kkkk... prele..kkk...mina-ry probbbbbing... acc...kkk... omplished"
[*winks out of existence*]
Oh heyyyyy! It's the little wingding! Just the pet of the guy I was lookin' for.
Hey tell your boss, I found him a friend. You guys really should get together and hobnob for a bit. You'll either kill each other immediately or get along famously. Either way it should be as fun as Friday to watch.