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Priestess of Nethys

Ensirio the Longstrider's page

406 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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We just gave 'er a fresh paint job!

The next poster knows what the fnord is going on.


Drop the Bard into a chaos warp!


Do it anyway!

Disclaimer: Authorizations from representatives of the Church of Eris may not be accepted by all employers.


FOILED AGAIN!


Shrimp Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
THERE ONCE WAS A SLAAD FROM NANTUCKET....
Who came riding to Slaadrun from old Rorikslaad.

Did he make the Slaadrun in twelve Protesecs?


*shimmies*


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Toon wrote:
...Malaclypse the Younger, and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst...

Oh hey I know those guys


My box! Get your own!


Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:
china shop maneuver

"Oh my goods and services!!"


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HEATHEN

carry on


No promises!

*cuts open a portal with her twin-bladed dagger and tosses it through, sending it to a Very Special Friend*


I'll take it!


2d4 Slaadlings wrote:

Who put us on what now?

*2d4 Slaadlings are confused*

2d4 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4 Slaadlings hurt themselves in their confusion!

The rest execute their attacks normally.


I have a lot of things in my pants of many pockets.

The next poster knows a lot of the other things in those pockets.


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Sanity is a playground for the unimaginative!


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Now try it with Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.


D'awwww.


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Walkin' around in my banana shoes, Walkin' around in my banana shoes...


I dunno man, I didn't do it.


FOOD FIGHT!!!


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Girls, girls, you're both pretty.


Am I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly, or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi?

The next poster assumes too much of what they see is real!


Dazylar wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]

Tanis O'Connor has left this chat.
Gimme! I'm already insane =D
No. I have read his puns before. You would not survive. I had to pickle my brain for a week before I recovered.

Man, you don't know what I'm capable of =P


Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]

Tanis O'Connor has left this chat.

Gimme! I'm already insane =D


TriOmegaZero wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
Kryzbyn wrote:
Yeah! Cuz then each hamlet could elect a repre...oh, wait...
The point is if a hundred people can represent themselves and vote on acts of government, then so can the other hundred million people. The only inconvenience is your contempt for their right to do so.
Twitch Plays U.S. Government!

HAIL ERIS! RULE DISCORDIA!!


Yes they're quite asoybic.


I'm a pope, will that do?


Lord Fyre wrote:
Pyromaniac wrote:
Scorched earth
Tries valiantly to bring the thread back to its original topic.

SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM


*pulls on sticks*


DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN


Fnord.


Eric the Kitten-Bee wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Is it really opposite when I change it whenever I get bored?
I blame Ensirio's boredom on Cosmo's unstoppered decanter of endless ennui.

Nah, it's an Erisian thing. I'm all for blaming Cosmo when we can but let's not take credit from those it's due.


Guy St-Amant wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.
It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider not understanding that I can understand her nature and still blame Cosmo for it.
The blame is grandfathered in.
Also the her is variable. Doppleganger, yo.

I blame Cosmo for people using opposite gender avatars.

Is it really opposite when I change it whenever I get bored?


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.
It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider not understanding that I can understand her nature and still blame Cosmo for it.
The blame is grandfathered in.

Also the her is variable. Doppleganger, yo.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I Blame Cosmo for Ensirio the Longstrider breaking the combo.

It's what I do. I blame Cosmo for John just not seeming to understand my nature.


meatrace wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
The Vatican now averages 4 popes per square mile.
I believe you'll find it is much higher than that if you include Discordian popes.

Yeah but pfft who does that


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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER


Sharoth wrote:
What happens to the Dragonborn after he / she dies.

"I'll bring the oil, you get the goat."

man that guy's my new role model


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Bah!
Ram Ewe! I too eagerly await the Sheep mod for Goat Simulator.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOAT

(NSFW: Language)


TOZ wrote:
I would punch nothing so hard it exploded into a new sun to light the world again.

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE


Cosmo wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
I have no memory of this thing.
I know.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN


That's all that ever sticks.

That and directions to the nearest restroom.


probe of the Or-Der Collective wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
I got this variant rod of wonder I can give you. It might work for ya. It might not.

[*winks in existence with a slight "psshhhh" sound. Probes with a minute but sinister-looking violet beam of light*]

"Kkkk... kkkk... scan-n-in-g... kkk"

[*sends an encoded hyper-message towards discrete trans-Grid coordinates*]

[*head rotates left and right... and then does a 360° rotation*]

"Kkkk... kkkk... prele..kkk...mina-ry probbbbbing... acc...kkk... omplished"

[*winks out of existence*]

Oh heyyyyy! It's the little wingding! Just the pet of the guy I was lookin' for.

Hey tell your boss, I found him a friend. You guys really should get together and hobnob for a bit. You'll either kill each other immediately or get along famously. Either way it should be as fun as Friday to watch.


I got this variant rod of wonder I can give you. It might work for ya. It might not.


*pops head out of fireplace*

Ho ho ho! Hey anybody seen that Bucko guy? I found somebody he should meet.

*vwips back up into chimney*


ROM, Space Knight wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Man what is it with people trying to shoot me. That is so not awesome.
You make such a cooperating target.

I know a guy you should meet. He really hates ducks. You'd make a wonderful couple. Can you imagine the honeymoon? Gallavanting through the Maelstrom, blowing up ducks and proteans, chasing lil' ol' me across the cosmos with the lil' mechanical children in tow.

You'd never catch me, of course, but it's the thought of the thing that matters, innit?


Man what is it with people trying to shoot me. That is so not awesome.


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Don't you mean you WERE one?

That was a little funnier with the modron but this is still perfectly cromulent


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meatrace wrote:
Irontruth wrote:
I keep imagining some scenario where this thread becomes self-referential and starts repeating posts in an endless loop.
I keep imagining some scenario where this thread becomes self-referential and starts repeating posts in an endless loop.

I keep imagining some endless loop where this thread becomes scenario and starts repeating posts in a self-referential.

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