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Priestess of Nethys

Ensirio the Longstrider's page

484 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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Lies. Lies and slander.


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And down with in-laws too!


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
Oh, right, should have specified, chaosmen...Chaos!

Xaositects of the multiverse.... cornbread!


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Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun wrote:
Aaron Bitman wrote:
Imbicatus wrote:
I'm a fan of the Machete Order myself, unfortunately I don't have time for a full rewatch before 7:00 pm tomorrow.

When it comes to order, my children have - this very morning - pointed out my hypocrisy. I keep saying "Start with Episode 4. Don't even THINK about starting with Episode 1! That was the worst of the 6!"

Yet the last time I watched Star Wars I saw 1, then 2, then 3, then 4, then 5, and finally 6.

this week, I started watching Star Wars again, starting with 1.

The only correct Imperial way to watch the films are Episode III, then Episode V, followed by another viewing of Episode V, then Episode V yet again.

In Imperial Security Bureau reeducation agent will be coming to advise you of this shortly.

*jams Episode VI on loop*

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!!


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Treppa wrote:
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Ain't that an absolute right there?


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Phenomenal Cosmic Power Gamer wrote:
Sarcasm Dragon wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
God be willing, I'll have a functional computer by Monday...
No you won't. Functional computers are now BANNED!
I reject your reality and substitute my own~!

Huzzah!


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This is good stuff. I'm writin' this all down for posteriority.


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Well. That happened.


Fnord is that stuff left behind when all the spell components are used up.


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Aww yeah, it's been ages since I've been to a good stoning!


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Hellknight #685,340 wrote:
LazarX wrote:
In the Warhammer Paradigm, Chaos is ultimately the single primal force with Law just actually only an aspect of Chaos. And ultimately everything that came from Chaos will return kicking and screaming back to it. Is that close to how the universe or multiverse that Golarion is contained in operates?
*POWERATTACKSMITECHAOS*

Now now, there's no need to throw a tantrum, young man.


Yoon, Iconic Kineticist wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Yoon, Iconic Kineticist wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Heyah kid! Wanna go see the planes? (And which one[s]?)
Hey, don't treat me like a kid! But the plane of fire would be pretty great.
Since when is bein' a kid a bad thing? Kids're fun! Kids don't get all stiff on ya when you change the rules in the middle of the game.
People just use that kind of thing, treating me as a kid, to try to control me or say I'm not good enough.

That's dumb. Let's go burn their stuff.


Yoon, Iconic Kineticist wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Heyah kid! Wanna go see the planes? (And which one[s]?)
Hey, don't treat me like a kid! But the plane of fire would be pretty great.

Since when is bein' a kid a bad thing? Kids're fun! Kids don't get all stiff on ya when you change the rules in the middle of the game.


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...UUUUUUUUUDDRUCKERS!!!


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SURPRISE! I was the turkey all along!


Freehold DM wrote:
lynora wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
lynora wrote:
Well, if we're picking who we want to play us in a movie. I'm gonna go with Jennifer Lawrence. Realistic? Hell, no. But it's a movie, who cares about realism. ;P
I have seen pictures of you both, and let me tell you, Jennifer Lawrence doesn't even hold a candle....
Aww...flattery will get you everywhere. =^.^=

I certainly hope so.

double checks power couplings for black manliness

*disengages springlocks and streaks off into the hills*


Heyah kid! Wanna go see the planes? (And which one[s]?)


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I'M INVISIBLE!


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Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

Something something bag of holding and portable hole.
I regret nothing!

ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA

*dunks all the brownies*


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Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

>_>

<_<

{paints "Thrunes eunt domus" on the wall}

CONJUGATE!


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Rysky wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Numerous People: So what's up with the mayonnaise?
Only Liz (and likely Cosmo) could pull off something so heinous that it would make people fear mayonnaise.
As if! Mayo is an evil, vile abomination that deserves to die all on its lonesome without outside help.

This just in! Succubi fear mayonnaise! Paladins the multiverse over can now be seen smearing their swords in the stuff.


*runs off with the mask*

Now I'M Batman!


Well to be fair, they're really soft comfy underwear.


I'm Batman wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
But then I thought what if I was Batman?
I'm Batman. Says so right in my name.

*yoinks mask*


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I'm not terrible, I'm just anarchic.


Elephant Man wrote:
Vlaeros wrote:

*touches nose*

Uh, um...

*rubs nose*

Uh, pardon...

*sniff, rubs finger across nose*

Uh, you uh...

*sniff-sniff, scratching at nose with knuckle*

... you, uh, got a little something... there...

*sniff, absently rubs nose*

That's my face!

Aw man, you kiss your mother with that mouth? Seriously, how?


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Tacticslion wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Talonhawke wrote:
So we made a thread from an idea from a post about a post about the idea.........? My head hurts.
Pfft, lightweight. I make a point of believing three or four impossible things before breakfast!
Oh yeah?! Well I Summon Bigger Fish!

Curse you, piscine karma!


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Talonhawke wrote:
So we made a thread from an idea from a post about a post about the idea.........? My head hurts.

Pfft, lightweight. I make a point of believing three or four impossible things before breakfast!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I also also shipped sour cream and onions once. The Tublr fans were outrageous! They were angry I went against fanon and didn't ship sour cream and that cheating bastard cheddar. After the pro-salt and vinegar fans started trolling everyone, I had to nuke Idaho to get rid of the lot of them.

Shipping is an evil even Slaadi could get behind eradicating. *sage nod*


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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Paladin of Baha-who? wrote:

Does extra cheese/no extra cheese make a difference in pizza alignment? What about crust flavor? I'm a big proponent of sesame-seed crust, but cajun, italian herb, and poppyseed have their good points too.

Have you considered the effect of sauce? I once had a pizza from Red Line pizza in Tempe, AZ where the sauce tasted like, no kidding, Campbell's condensed tomato soup. (A perfectly fine soup qua soup, but it was horrid on pizza.)

Crust is the foundation of the cosmos. Tampering with it invites disaster. Flavored crust meddles in God's domain and invites his wrath!

BRING IT ON


GW Lawyer wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
GW Lawyer wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?

Liz: Animal skulls.

but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!

Ahem
*Steals briefcase!*

Noooooooo! My only weakness!

*melts into the floor*

I knew lawyers were like liches!


GW Lawyer wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: You know what moms are great for?

Liz: Animal skulls.

but mommmmmm I don't have time to gather blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne right nowwwwww, jeeeezzzz, I'll do it later!

Ahem

*Steals briefcase!*


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Oh hey it's this thread again


*sticks posters on it anyway because*


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POWER


Yoink!


Girls, girls, you're both p(r)etty.


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Whoa man. You just expanded my mind.

Or exploded. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.


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...

This cursive has become somethread rewhat...


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The question is, if we get off-topic enough, will we loop around and come back on topic?

*mind*

*BLOWN*


Iunno man. You might be able to kill them because you are that awesome, but the big bad wizard on the shore will likely just bring him back. Bluh.


FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


*stays alive*


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WHAT 9000?!??!?


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General Silliness wrote:
Kajehase wrote:

Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.

Hail Cismo!

That's just silly.

Listen to this guy, he'd know.

I blame Cosmo for Kajehase not knowing that Cosmo IS the Good Twin.


You bring your smurfs in tiiiiiiiiiight!


Dumps chocolate in the peanut butter and stirs in marshmallows and almonds to boot.

Row row fight da powa!


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Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?!?!?


2d4 Slaadlings wrote:

Squish Squish Squish! Squish Squish Squish!

*2d4 Slaadlings are walking around in their banana shoes*

Knock 'em outta the park, we found what's goin' on...!


I'm game.

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