Elephant in a Room's page

Don't mind me!

Holy shit, there's someone else here!

No one in the Midwest likes to talk about Awkward, they just banish them to a corner and watch it grow until everyone is good and drunk and they just burn the whole place down and start over anew.

It's like watching Jerry Springer outside in the spring time.

Uh yeah, or you know other books with neglectful bird mothers.

I'm just saying, if you go to Florida, will you tell that b$!*! I've been sitting on her eggs for weeks now.

Also, are these the BEST peanuts you have around here? Never mind, these will be fine, I guess.

Hello?

Is it FaWtL 7 yet?

Let's say I have a dandelion with a speck of dust on it, and suppose this speck of dust was home to a microscopic society, would I be able to claim every member of this microscopic society as a dependent, or would I have to claim them collectively.

Anybody want a peanut?

Only if they're organic and cruelty free.

Not after what they did to Dumbo's mom.

TriOmegaZero wrote:

The Jade wrote:

"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.

Nah, not really.

Good. I was afraid I was going to have to know what these were for.

(Holds up two elephant eyeballs and boops them together)

They were just... in hand when I came to.

Can I have those back now, and maybe some mineral water, but only if it's organic.

I'm just going to sit on your couch and go through the old photo albums you tried to hide until you have to kick me out.

1d20 ⇒ 10

Did I see the sun?

Edit: Ow! My eyes!!

Uh yeah, pretty sure it is.

captain yesterday wrote:

Of course none of that will make any sense when I change my avatar in 1-17 days.

But for now, you are Pegasus the Flying Horse

The naaaaked flying horse.

Uh yeah, Pegasus are pretty cool. I guess. For a horse.

Or you know, an elephant.

Just saying.

Wait! what happened to the elephant! What the f!!& man!

This place is pretty nice. I guess. Do you have soy friendly organic water. No. That's okay. I guess. I'm just going to stand over here and review your bathroom on Yelp. Are those your best cups. Okay... *sigh*

*Trumpaty trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!*

Not to be that guy, but I didn't vote for him.

Also, do you have organic peanuts. I can't eat Planters. Allergies.

Not to be That Guy, but I'm allergic to nonorganic peanuts.

Also can I get some softer water.

Are these the best magazines you have.

Never mind, this'll be fine. I guess.

Um, where did we land on those organic peanuts...

So, uh, who's cleaning the hopper...

Uh yeah, not to be THAT GUY but when was the last time the facilities were cleaned. I mean, you know, not FOR ME, I went before I came over, just saying.

Also, do you switch the water in the bubbler often, I read on the news about brain moles living in our drinking water, and I just don't want to be drinking brain moles is all.

Huh, so this is how you chose to decorate, interesting...

No, I'm fine, don't worry about me!

It's totally gonna eat you dude. I'm just saying.

Can I have your IPad... And maybe a drink of water.

I just noticed it said to ask Tacticslion to favorite ALL your posts.

Pretty please! All fifteen thousand+.

I recommend just using the alias list and go through, one at a time.

It's okay, I'll wait around.

grabs the 1999 Sports Illustrated on the table, makes himself comfortable

Can I get a bottle of flavored water while I wait...

Uh, hey there. Don't mind me... can I get a glass of water...

Oh! Pick me! Pick me!

Uh, yeah, about those elephants, we don't really like getting laughed at, I mean, you know, not to be THAT guy, but we can't help that we look silly.

It's okay, I'll show myself out.

I'm right here, sorry!

While I'm here can I use the restroom?... never mind, I'll just stand over here, don't mind me... are these the best magazines you have? No don't get up, these will do, I guess.

Um, I don't mean to be rude, but you have a mouse loose, it's just... well I'm scared of mice... don't suppose you could do something about that.... kind of distracting is all... never mind, I don't want to be a burden.... can I get some unsalted organic peanuts... but only if it's Annie's, that's the only good brand for that... never mind me...

I have a woodchuck question, but.... you probably don't want to hear it... never mind, it's not that funny anyway... Um, where's your bathroom?... never mind I'll just hold it in.... can I get some water...

I like Elephant stories, never mind I don't want to be a bother... I'll just stand over here.... out of the way... do you have any 7up.. No Sprite it irritates my throat... never mind I'll just riffle through your medicine cabinet... Don't you have any non generic ibuprofen... never mind don't mind me....

Um, still here, but don't worry, I have nothing to add.... except, maybe could I get some M&M's.... The green one's..... with peanuts... don't mind me.....

Strategytiger wrote:

Also, elephants don't wow me

I realized I just opened the door for your next follower to be Shockandaweelephant.

Um, not to be that guy

But I'm right here!

But don't mind me, I'll just sit over here.... are these the best magazines you have.... never mind don't get up on my account.... do you have better water....

Don't mind me i'm just going to sit over here....... can i get a glass of water.... no not that water... the other water... never mind.....i'll just sit over here..... don't mind me....

I don't think there's an elephant in this room

Oh come on!!