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Elder Elemental Eye wrote:

You don't know? Go to this link then, we could use you!

Thats just wrong.

You seem to be a Greyhawker. Perhaps you have heard of us?

You don't know? Go to this link then, we could use you!

The Temple is still recruiting. Please, we would rather have human servants. If no-one else joins, we might have to resort to non-humanoids.

Elder Elemental Eye wrote:

Jokes are a sign of weakness.

I should gladly wear the title ‘Weakest of All’.

Granted. You are hereby given said title. ;)

niel wrote:

I'm even willin' to post on threads jest to mak silli coments.

Hell that is about half the community here including all of the Paizo staff.

I do not make jokes. Jokes are a sign of weakness.

I wanna join! Whats my Element?

Assertive, demanding, emphatic. Sounds like Fire to me.

On behalf of the Temple, welcome. I hope you like heat.

Are they kidding with that award trophy? I mean, I know it's the GenCon dude, but really... Can't we as gamers come up with something with a little more class? A gold dragon even?

Gold dragon might violate the GSL! ;)

How about a nice black iron triangle with an inverted yellow Y dividing it in three?

Ya know, with the inordinate amount of mental health care professionals and counselling opportunities in our world today, I am frequently dismayed when some people do not take advantage of them.

;-)

Or, you could come joing a fun support group like mine! Put some of that energy to good use.

Do members get spiffy uniforms?

You may wear whatever pleases you, although we encourage color schemes that match your dominant element (red for fire, blue for water, brown for earth, white for air). In addition, if achieve prominent position, you get a black wrought-iron symbol to wear which identifies you as a member of our order. If your reach an even higher level, you get a nice colored jewel to hang from your symbol that identifies your element!

Do you support international agents?

Well, currently we are expanding locally, but there is a large city to the east that is renowned for its independence, freedom, stunning architecture and attraction to prominent members of society. We might move there once we get established more.

Elder Elemental Eye wrote:

>>Elder Elemental Bump<<

Really, no-one's biting?

Sharoth's last comment is.

I am not saying our group supports cannibalism, but neither am I condoning it.

I know that might sound Chaotic Evil, but we prefer to think of it as open-minded.

>>Elder Elemental Bump<<

Really, no-one's biting?

fiend ruling large portions of the Flaeness!

Iuz Ackerman has a nice ring to it.

Elder Elemental Eye wrote:

Our group welcomes dissention in the ranks. It encourages a survival of the fittest mentality. Just so long as nobody helps any outsiders pretending to join only to destroy us.

Well, what's the point then?

Well, truth be told, our ultimate goal is trying to get someone out of prison.

I don't know why people keep fighting over things like this. They should really be directing their hostility towards me!

Our group welcomes dissention in the ranks. It encourages a survival of the fittest mentality. Just so long as nobody helps any outsiders pretending to join only to destroy us.

But...but...m'lord Tharizdun, I must point out that you are found in the 4e Dungeon Master's Guide, detailed with the other evil gods...

LOGIC! YOU DARE REQUIRE OF ME LOGIC!

...it even displays your glorious holy symbol!

WHAT!? NO! Blasphemy! No-one must know what an obex looks like!

...but that is fine, since my holy symbol is an inverted black triangle with an inverted yellow Y in the center.

I am pleased to be converting your Dungeon Masters to the way once again.

I quit because my followers are underrepresented.

More naked elementals please.

4th Edition is not D&D because I am not in it.

D&D 3.5 will be resurrected to serve our cause.

Greeting everyone,

I am starting up a new Face-to-Face peer networking group. We believe that the four elements that make up all things must be controlled in order for people to be happy.

Some of the things our group is planning include: weekly worship, involving ourselves in the community for the betterment of all, promoting the care and nurturing of animals, procuring support from beautiful people to promote our cause, and location and construction of a new Temple, preferably somewhere pastoral, quiet and quaint.

A potential member must be committed, recognize their prime driving element, be willing to spend long hours in service, be willing to work with extraordinary people, and be able to work with rare or unusual creatures.

If you are at all interest, please reply in this thread and we can begin the process.

Best wished,

I. ;)

This is a joke.