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990 posts. Alias of Signore di Fortuna.


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You fail to learn anything.

There's a good place on the corner.

You're just small potatoes.

Let me take the win away from you savages.

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of...oops, I stepped on him.

Guess I win.

*turns TFF into a soulless husk and picks up the win*

No argument. It's pretty clear that I win.

No, I'm done having the win taken from me. Feel free to peruse other threads.

And we're done here. The win is mine once more.

Yep, you have.

You've had it long enough.

*takes win, eats Waterhammer's soul*

Ack! Pimentos!

*spits it back out*

Well, the win isn't in your possession now, is it?

Oh, go count your losses. I'm the winner now.

And send my regards to those who threw you out of gnomish society because the sight of you made them sad.

Look out. He's got a creepy van with no windows and a boxful of candy.

A poor excuse for hands.

That's just cruel.

Says you.

Anyway...back to winning.


That doesn't come off.

You can't have fun with me. It's improbable.

Sorry, no. Go find your warm, fuzzy host elsewhere.

Yay, go Team Chaotic Neutral.

The name's not Dave.

Much like your tv show, you are no winner.

Victory is mine!

You should stick to hanging with Wally Cleaver.

No, there's no 'I' in 'team', but there's an 'I' in 'winning'. A couple, even.

Granted! Blood flow to your brain stops.

I wish I could find a more lucrative job.

Granted! You are now floating in limbo with nothing around you.

I wish the holiday decorations would put themselves up.

Granted! You grow to a freakishly huge size and end up wrestling Godzilla.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.

Chromedome Sourpuss

Granted! You decided to necro this thread and got someone to do it for you.

I wish things would get better.

I win. It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

Poor Hippeh, so understood.

That woman is a M.I.L.A. A mother I'd like to avoid.


No. Just. No.

Sorry, this is a prescription.

Whoa! That dude has no pants!

Oh, get over yourself. They're old enough to be out after dark.

There is no banning here. That's another thread.

Stop that, stop that. No theme music.

I didn't mean that you needed my permission to win. I simply meant that I will not allow anyone to win.

Sorry, but I can't let you win.

Well, this place is more like this than that.

That sounded dirty.

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