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I've got a 1.1 Paladin looking for group.

*Sets fire to Aram Zey.*

"OOPS!"

"Stop burning a dead pathfinder."

A goblin comes wandering up the path singing bawdily:

"Where have all the bad men gone
And where are all their dogs?
Where's the skinny, word-reading man I always thought was odd?
Thank gods there's no paladin or her big, stompy steed!
Late at night I revel and burn
And I scream of what you need!

"I am a hero!
No longer do we cut, or chew, or bite!
I get to be strong
And I get to be fast
And your town I will no longer ignite!
I am a hero!
I can actually wander out into daylight
I'm not really pure
And sleep until noon
But I could possibly now save your life
I could save your life..."

147) Will there be romance rules in Core and do we get bonuses for being especially Charismatic Goblins?

132) Will goblin-orc offspring be called Gorcs or O'oblins?

Oublins. Baby ones are called oubliettes. My half-sister's cousin's father's brother's daughter is an oubliette.

125) Will possible pugwampus plush toys be made of pugwampus hide, taste like pugwampus, and be filled with pugwampus filling? I'm asking for a me.

"SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!"