Edith Lovejoy's page

Only 63K+ posts since I was last here? How disappointing. Y'all have had over four years.

This wouldn't have happened if Biggie Smalls was still with us!

ZOMG GUYS THE DECK WAS STILL IN THE CELLOPHANE WRAPPER INSIDE THE BOX.

You didn't take it out, did you! Won't somebody think of the resale value!!

None of this would have happened if Biggie Smalls was still with us!!

lisamarlene wrote:

Omfg. Pet peeve: why for fork's sake does every news source out there refer to celebrities "recycling" gowns when all they're doing is wearing them in public a second time?

Actually recycling fashion is like when they turn old Levis into insulation for your house.

Because gossip tabloids are useless parasites that have long since realized they have nothing of value to say and have therefore opted to go ham on being petty shirtheads, dangling keys before the easily distracted in lieu of seeking actual content.

None of this would have happened if Biggie Smalls was still with us!

Won't somebody please think of the children!!!

Won't somebody think of the children!!!

Won't somebody think of the Magi!!!

Won't somebody think of the f+!%ing children!!!!

Won't somebody think of the trees!!

Won't somebody think of the children!!

But, what would the children think!!!

Won't anyone think to call Sean Hannity!!

Won't somebody please think of the children!!!

Won't Nobody think of the children!!!

Won't somebody please think of the Lucky Charms!!!

But what will the children think!!