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My players have a Rug of Teleportation (something I made up to expedite travel between long distances). The last adventure they wiped out the base of a group of mercenaries who also had a few ships in their harbor. Deciding to keep one of the ships for themselves, they knew they couldn't sail it. So the conversation went something like this (I'm using the characters' names):
Elishandra, party Psion Telepath: "We need to get this ship back to our home port".
Al-Viz, the party Bard: "We could hire some sailors and teleport them here."
Nechema, one of the party's tanks: "Yeah, let's cover the rug with seamen and do that."
This was followed by the entire party with a chorus of "EWWWW!" then raucous laughter. Nechema's player blushed so hard I thought she was going to stay that color.