Duke of Disgorge's page

Again two weeks without vomit.

Who cleaned the f-ckin' floors?!!!!

I fix this right now!

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*wipes chin*

Again, no puke for ten days. I will correct this now!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bacon?

Three weeks without a fresh pile of puke? That's gotta change.

SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRrrrRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cosmo is the word for Awesome on the hearts and lips of all little Paizoans.

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

BARG!

What the f---! I can spew harder than that...

Duke of Disgorge wrote:

......cured me of my projectile vomiting.

You poor bastard.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

I was wrong.

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I think Skyrim has cured me of my projectile vomiting. I can go on dates again.

Eight days without puke? That's gotta change. Happy New Year!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooolllllllllllllfffffffffffffff!!!!!

I know, It's been a while. And we are slipping to the bottom of the list. Time to fix that.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFF FF!!!!!!!

Pukes on Hellknight

BBBBBBOOOOOOORRRRRRCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!

Sorry about that, do you need a moist towel?

He's busy, but I'll do in a pinch.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH

bump

Excuse me.

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Ah, I understand now. Puking on Trolls.

Gggggguuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggglllleeeeeee

Soooo many troll threads.....

....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!

Stay away from them and you won't rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllffffffffff!

Duplicate threads make me SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW CCCCCCHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSS!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

There's some noise for you.

SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I'm so happy I could SSSSSSSSppppppplllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg

Vomit Guy wrote:

What a lovely woman. Glad to see her worshipping at the altar of the Porcelain Throne.

GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF

Bow before me!

You are my lord and master.

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I had a family medical emergency this Sunday with older brother. Medical Emergencies make me HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL!

I like breakfast sausage myself.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAGE!

Regurgitates a case of Farmer John Brand Sausage, two plastic gallons of lemonade, UPS parcel Processor, and one Sony Vaio lap top.

Was it the food? Or the booze? That's what usually gets me...

....YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

The food, I kept down in the stomach for a change. No. It was the cigarette smoke. All the gamers that smoked, smoked outside right in front of the convention doors. The scent, the order, oh no, here I go again...., BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, I'm would again next year.

Wipes chin with bib

Gen Con 2011 was great this year but Indianapolis made me BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! !!!!!!!!!!

Time for a good old fashion BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!! with more stuff on the way.

Sorry about my long neglected presence on this thread but I have been working on my piece of fiction. It's a novella called "the Lonliness of the Vomit Lord." I have a plot, tone and theme but I loose it happy the first to or three chapters.

Oh yea.

GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

We Aim to please. And speaking of which..,

BBBBBBBRRRRRRRLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!

My birthday was the ninth of this month and wow, I'm sure late in posting it.

Anyways, SSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Much better, mid-life crisis here I come! WAHOO!!!

Hope my flock had a nice Christmas and plenty of good food....

SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!

It was SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW-tacular. The Pumpkin pie made me BBBBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

I've never puked on Christmas Eve.

BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!

I guess there's a first time for everything. Happy Holidays!

BBBAAARRRFFF!!!

Not on my shoes.

Sorry. Are you wearing nikes?

Wow! It's been a month since I last puked here. Time to fix that....

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF!!!!

Wow! I just puked up two new droid phones. Finally something I can use. A wireless medium I can post my vomit too.

Election Day is coming, and all those people in a single line make me wanna....... PPPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

No one's puked in this thread in a week. Time to change this situation.

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GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Wow! That one had carbon bubbles in it. I think I lost my esophagus.

Anyone on this thread ever filled a barf bag? I've alway wanted to know.

Lift-off minus 10,

9,

8,

7,

6,

5,

4,

3,

2,

1....

Bast Off!

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The Duke begins to lift off from the Thread

I'm not just a pretty FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it time to puke on other threads?

HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!

I'm off to see Jonah Hex, although it has Megan Fox and exceptations are not very high. Ooohhh, I feeell sick!

SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!

I agree and it feels good to be back again.

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

Don't step in the puddles of corn and beans.

I haven't done this in a while, so here it gooooeesssss.....

Sssssspppppplllllllooooooooorrrrrrrrrccccchhhhhhhhhh!

::::The Duke religiously hurls two large whole choclate bunnies, one large book labeled United State Health Care Manual and other Reforms, three shovels, two spare tires, and one liter of Jaegermeister::::

Hey! I got my mojo back.

:::BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCHHHHH:::

That's the ticket.

HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!

Miss me?

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I was at the Super Bowl yesterday. it was great. After the show, I PPPUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKEEEDDD on the fifty yarda line and discovered, three helmets with horseshoe emblem, one large Gatorade bucket filled with ice, one large digital camera marked the property of CBS, 200 ft of unused coaxl cable, one treasure chest marked the property of Blackbeard, and two dolphins from Sea World, Florida division. I returned the dolphins however.

Whew! For a minute there I thought this list was doomed to silence.

Now if i can muster up some STRRRRRRREEEEEEEENNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT.

:::Shuffling from his bowels, the D.O.D. unleashes an two pairs of cleats, a helmet with emblem marking it property of the Dallas Cowboys, a pair of binoculars, a functioning hot dog cart, and a fully loaded ATM machine:::

There we go. An ending football season to bring out the proper motivation...

HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WTF! Nothing came out this time. Am I loosing my touch?

BLAAAAAARRRRRRRGGG

Coughs up 2 bottles of NyQuil and a large bottle of Listerine

What? Don't judge me, man.

Now you're getting the HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG of it.

Drank too much on New Year's Eve....

Heaves dryly and coughs up 3 bottles of Jagermeister, 3 bottles of Rumplemintz, 3 bottles of Goldschlager, and 3 bottles of Everclear.