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Wanna bet?

It's been a while, hasn't it?

Bacon, surprisingly, doesn't make me up-chuck. Otherwise it would be a sin.

Job interviews....

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I hope it flies well.

It's been a while since I barfed on this thread.

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

....

Election Day makes me vomit.

RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!

...with corn and peas.

I'll match ya..,

1,

2,

3,

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THIS HAS BEEN AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Billy Idol?! I'm gonna puke blood!

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Morning Orthos!

*adjusts waders and boots, trudges over to the wall, pulls lever to open floor drains*

Well, that just defeats the purpose of this thread.

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I drank too much of the water in Wyoming.

FFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

eeeew. naked barfing.

Have sum.

MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH

Morph!

no. this is morph.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Again two weeks without vomit.

Who cleaned the f-ckin' floors?!!!!

I fix this right now!

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*wipes chin*

Again, no puke for ten days. I will correct this now!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bacon?

Three weeks without a fresh pile of puke? That's gotta change.

SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRrrrRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cosmo is the word for Awesome on the hearts and lips of all little Paizoans.

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BARG!

What the f---! I can spew harder than that...

Duke of Disgorge wrote:

......cured me of my projectile vomiting.

You poor bastard.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

I was wrong.

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I think Skyrim has cured me of my projectile vomiting. I can go on dates again.

Eight days without puke? That's gotta change. Happy New Year!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooolllllllllllllfffffffffffffff!!!!!

I know, It's been a while. And we are slipping to the bottom of the list. Time to fix that.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFF FF!!!!!!!

Pukes on Hellknight

BBBBBBOOOOOOORRRRRRCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!

Sorry about that, do you need a moist towel?

He's busy, but I'll do in a pinch.

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bump

Excuse me.

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Ah, I understand now. Puking on Trolls.

Gggggguuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggglllleeeeeee

Soooo many troll threads.....

....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!

Stay away from them and you won't rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllffffffffff!

Duplicate threads make me SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW CCCCCCHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSS!

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There's some noise for you.

SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I'm so happy I could SSSSSSSSppppppplllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg

Vomit Guy wrote:

What a lovely woman. Glad to see her worshipping at the altar of the Porcelain Throne.

GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF

Bow before me!

You are my lord and master.

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I had a family medical emergency this Sunday with older brother. Medical Emergencies make me HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL!

I like breakfast sausage myself.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAGE!

Regurgitates a case of Farmer John Brand Sausage, two plastic gallons of lemonade, UPS parcel Processor, and one Sony Vaio lap top.

Was it the food? Or the booze? That's what usually gets me...

....YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

The food, I kept down in the stomach for a change. No. It was the cigarette smoke. All the gamers that smoked, smoked outside right in front of the convention doors. The scent, the order, oh no, here I go again...., BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, I'm would again next year.

Wipes chin with bib

Gen Con 2011 was great this year but Indianapolis made me BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! !!!!!!!!!!

Time for a good old fashion BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!! with more stuff on the way.

Sorry about my long neglected presence on this thread but I have been working on my piece of fiction. It's a novella called "the Lonliness of the Vomit Lord." I have a plot, tone and theme but I loose it happy the first to or three chapters.

Oh yea.

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We Aim to please. And speaking of which..,

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My birthday was the ninth of this month and wow, I'm sure late in posting it.

Anyways, SSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Much better, mid-life crisis here I come! WAHOO!!!

Hope my flock had a nice Christmas and plenty of good food....

SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!

It was SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW-tacular. The Pumpkin pie made me BBBBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

I've never puked on Christmas Eve.

BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!

I guess there's a first time for everything. Happy Holidays!

BBBAAARRRFFF!!!

Not on my shoes.

Sorry. Are you wearing nikes?

Wow! It's been a month since I last puked here. Time to fix that....

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Wow! I just puked up two new droid phones. Finally something I can use. A wireless medium I can post my vomit too.

Election Day is coming, and all those people in a single line make me wanna....... PPPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

No one's puked in this thread in a week. Time to change this situation.

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