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It's the series premieire and can be streamed on CBS. It's called.., The

PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEES of Hazard County

When I mean streaming, I mean PPPPPPPUUUUUKKKKKEEEE SSSSTRRRRREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM


Goona be lots of puking tonight on the Strip. Happy New Year.

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLFFFFFFFFF!!!!!


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havoc xiii wrote:
Happy new year! We did fireworks and ate our 12 grapes so this is going to be a better year than the one before it.

I had 12 cans of peanuts. Now I don't feel so good.


Only 103 more posts to 1000. This thread needs more puke!

RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLFFFF!


I have a hard time swallowing that one, just to warn you.


spits up coke


Puked.., for the win I should say.


As you should.

BBBBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRPPPPPPHHHHHHH!


But it's on your chest again.

BBBBBBBLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!


BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Ah, much better....

The next poster will need a mop and a bucket. Several of them as a matter of fact.


I didn't know zombies could puke? Eating brains from the discount food chain again?


For a moment I thoguht you were talking me my good, well er, vicious chicken.


NO! Geoerge Clooney!


No, I've been told I look like George Clooney.


Just because thew silence is deafening doesn't mean you win.

I win!


Sorry for not being a slaad, but I couldn't resist.

...and now, let the vomit roll...


Anorexic.


That was great! Your trajectory was off by 1.8 degrees, but other than that...


Turnips, sunflower seeds, neither makes me puke.


Wanna bet?


It's been a while, hasn't it?


Bacon, surprisingly, doesn't make me up-chuck. Otherwise it would be a sin.


Job interviews....

HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL

I hope it flies well.


It's been a while since I barfed on this thread.

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!


....


Election Day makes me vomit.

RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH!

...with corn and peas.


I'll match ya..,

1,

2,

3,

BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!!


BBBBBLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF

THIS HAS BEEN AN ANNOUNCEMENT!


Billy Idol?! I'm gonna puke blood!

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFF


BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Morning Orthos!


Almighty Janitor wrote:
*adjusts waders and boots, trudges over to the wall, pulls lever to open floor drains*

Well, that just defeats the purpose of this thread.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!


I drank too much of the water in Wyoming.

FFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
eeeew. naked barfing.

Have sum.

MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH


silverhair2008 wrote:
Morph!

no. this is morph.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


Again two weeks without vomit.

Who cleaned the f-ckin' floors?!!!!

I fix this right now!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

*wipes chin*


Again, no puke for ten days. I will correct this now!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bacon?


Three weeks without a fresh pile of puke? That's gotta change.


SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRrrrRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cosmo wrote:

Cosmo is the word for Awesome on the hearts and lips of all little Paizoans.

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!


BARG!

What the f---! I can spew harder than that...


Vomit Guy wrote:
Duke of Disgorge wrote:
......cured me of my projectile vomiting.

You poor bastard.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

I was wrong.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!


I think Skyrim has cured me of my projectile vomiting. I can go on dates again.


Eight days without puke? That's gotta change. Happy New Year!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooolllllllllllllfffffffffffffff!!!!!


I know, It's been a while. And we are slipping to the bottom of the list. Time to fix that.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFF FF!!!!!!!


Pukes on Hellknight

BBBBBBOOOOOOORRRRRRCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!

Sorry about that, do you need a moist towel?


He's busy, but I'll do in a pinch.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH


bump

Excuse me.

BBBBBbbbbbbbbblllllllllloooooooooorrrrrrrrrffffffffffff


Ah, I understand now. Puking on Trolls.

Gggggguuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggglllleeeeeee


Vomit Guy wrote:

Soooo many troll threads.....

....HOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRK!!

Stay away from them and you won't rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllffffffffff!


Duplicate threads make me SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW CCCCCCHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSS!

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