paizo.com Recent Posts by Drowbladepaizo.com Recent Posts by Drowblade2022-07-14T13:59:41Z2022-07-14T13:59:41ZForums: Customer Service: Close my accountthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uy4s?Close-my-account#12018-03-06T23:05:29Z2018-03-06T23:05:29Z<p>I just saw the announcement today for the new edition of Pathfinder. I'm done. Just go ahead and delete my information and loose my email address what not. Do whatever it is you need to do. I won't be back.</p>I just saw the announcement today for the new edition of Pathfinder. I'm done. Just go ahead and delete my information and loose my email address what not. Do whatever it is you need to do. I won't be back.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-03-06T23:05:29ZRe: Forums: Skull & Shackles: Where did the slur 'Slip' come from?Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uw8a?Where-did-the-slur-Slip-come-from#22018-02-22T12:24:40Z2018-02-21T00:02:17Z<p>I always thought of it as having to do with halflings being able to slip about unnoticed. Although there is the idea from our own world of a slip of a girl, could be another possible fit.</p>I always thought of it as having to do with halflings being able to slip about unnoticed. Although there is the idea from our own world of a slip of a girl, could be another possible fit.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2018-02-21T00:02:17ZRe: Forums: Movies: The Hell's Rebels moviethe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uw0s?The-Hells-Rebels-movie#92018-02-19T14:35:29Z2018-02-18T19:45:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Black Dougal wrote:</div><blockquote> Maybe they could get Zach Synder to direct. </blockquote><p>Don't be silly we would want a master such as Uwe Boll.Black Dougal wrote:Maybe they could get Zach Synder to direct.
Don't be silly we would want a master such as Uwe Boll.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-02-18T19:45:47ZRe: Forums: Advice: Do we hear the screams or not?Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uvvc?Do-we-hear-the-screams-or-not#62018-02-15T23:20:39Z2018-02-15T23:20:39Z<p>Maybe a save to keep from passing out due to shock and what not.</p>Maybe a save to keep from passing out due to shock and what not.Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2018-02-15T23:20:39ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Changes to the Shifterthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uuob&page=2?Changes-to-the-Shifter#542018-02-01T10:02:57Z2018-02-01T10:02:57Z<p>dot</p>dotthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-02-01T10:02:57ZRe: Forums: Advice: Eldritch Scion Magus - how to use?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uu4w?Eldritch-Scion-Magus-how-to-use#82018-01-22T22:23:30Z2018-01-22T22:12:09Z<p>Why do you need quickened spell to play a magus? The spell combat and spell strike abilities allow you cast and attack as part of the same action. You don't need to quicken anything. Unless I missed an errata somewhere or is this a min/max thing to get more bang for your buck?</p>Why do you need quickened spell to play a magus? The spell combat and spell strike abilities allow you cast and attack as part of the same action. You don't need to quicken anything. Unless I missed an errata somewhere or is this a min/max thing to get more bang for your buck?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-01-22T22:12:09ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Tales: What is Happening With the PF Tales Line?!?!?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u7kl&page=4?What-is-Happening-With-the-PF-Tales-Line#1632018-01-11T16:49:19Z2018-01-11T16:49:19Z<p>•happy dance•</p>*happy dance*the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-01-11T16:49:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Funny Stuff My Kid Saysthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rv2w&page=6?Funny-Stuff-My-Kid-Says#2892018-01-24T17:09:40Z2018-01-09T16:48:01Z<p>Also recently my wife and daughter were out with my wife's aunt and uncle for their weekly waffle Wednesday. While sitting in the car waiting for my wife's aunt, her uncle told my daughter that he was going to get a waffle this week. Usually my daughter is the only 1 who does. She told him,finger in face, "You don't take waffles from little girls. You only get a tic tac."</p>Also recently my wife and daughter were out with my wife's aunt and uncle for their weekly waffle Wednesday. While sitting in the car waiting for my wife's aunt, her uncle told my daughter that he was going to get a waffle this week. Usually my daughter is the only 1 who does. She told him,finger in face, "You don't take waffles from little girls. You only get a tic tac."the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-01-09T16:48:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Funny Stuff My Kid Saysthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rv2w&page=6?Funny-Stuff-My-Kid-Says#2882018-01-13T20:56:21Z2018-01-09T16:43:47Z<p>The wife and I took our daughter to the zoo with my family for the festival of lights (they do the zoo up in lights and what not). Being a could night we decided to leave her in her car seat as we readied the stroller and such. From the back seat I hear "Hey, pops! Pops, you forgot the last person! Hey, somebody help me here!"</p>The wife and I took our daughter to the zoo with my family for the festival of lights (they do the zoo up in lights and what not). Being a could night we decided to leave her in her car seat as we readied the stroller and such. From the back seat I hear "Hey, pops! Pops, you forgot the last person! Hey, somebody help me here!"the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-01-09T16:43:47ZRe: Forums: Advice: Is the STR Magus viable?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2utdg?Is-the-STR-Magus-viable#92018-01-08T22:29:13Z2018-01-08T22:29:13Z<p>Skirnir archtype from ultimate combat gains shield proficiency, and can use the arcane pool to enhance shields and weapons. This would help you survive those early levels</p>Skirnir archtype from ultimate combat gains shield proficiency, and can use the arcane pool to enhance shields and weapons. This would help you survive those early levelsthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-01-08T22:29:13ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Shamans and Witches without familiars?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2usyw?Shamans-and-Witches-without-familiars#32018-01-01T22:10:21Z2018-01-01T22:09:03Z<p>Occult Adventures has the ley lines guardian archtype, looses the familiar for bonus to casting using ley lines. Also becomes a spontaneous caster.</p>Occult Adventures has the ley lines guardian archtype, looses the familiar for bonus to casting using ley lines. Also becomes a spontaneous caster.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2018-01-01T22:09:03ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Flip-Mat: The Emerald Spire Superdungeon Multi-PackPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8taz/discuss&page=3?Pathfinder-FlipMat-The-Emerald-Spire-Superdungeon-MultiPack#1332017-12-13T21:48:15Z2017-12-13T21:48:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jeff Alvarez wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Pig in a Poke Tuesday wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">taks wrote:</div><blockquote> Just 3 posts up Vic Wertz said it was happening, but it would take a few months. I'd say he counts as "on high." I was one of the lucky ones to get the Gen Con leftovers, btw. </blockquote>Ah...missed that, also lucky you. I recently picked up the module at a local half price book store. I would like to run this for my 2 nephews and not spending time drawing the maps would be a blessing and time saver. I will keep and eye on this page. </blockquote>I will talk with our team about a reprint but I'm pretty confident that we can get one going. Most likely it won't be in until February/March. </blockquote><p>That would be amazing. I just started them on Crypt of the Everflame and plan on running all 3 modules so a Feb/March release would be great.Jeff Alvarez wrote:Pig in a Poke Tuesday wrote: taks wrote: Just 3 posts up Vic Wertz said it was happening, but it would take a few months. I'd say he counts as "on high." I was one of the lucky ones to get the Gen Con leftovers, btw.
Ah...missed that, also lucky you. I recently picked up the module at a local half price book store. I would like to run this for my 2 nephews and not spending time drawing the maps would be a blessing and time saver. I will keep and eye on this page. I will...Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-12-13T21:48:15ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Flip-Mat: The Emerald Spire Superdungeon Multi-PackPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8taz/discuss&page=3?Pathfinder-FlipMat-The-Emerald-Spire-Superdungeon-MultiPack#1282017-12-12T20:09:39Z2017-12-12T20:09:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">taks wrote:</div><blockquote> Just 3 posts up Vic Wertz said it was happening, but it would take a few months. I'd say he counts as "on high." I was one of the lucky ones to get the Gen Con leftovers, btw. </blockquote><p>Ah...missed that, also lucky you. I recently picked up the module at a local half price book store. I would like to run this for my 2 nephews and not spending time drawing the maps would be a blessing and time saver. I will keep and eye on this page.taks wrote:Just 3 posts up Vic Wertz said it was happening, but it would take a few months. I'd say he counts as "on high." I was one of the lucky ones to get the Gen Con leftovers, btw.
Ah...missed that, also lucky you. I recently picked up the module at a local half price book store. I would like to run this for my 2 nephews and not spending time drawing the maps would be a blessing and time saver. I will keep and eye on this page.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-12-12T20:09:39ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Flip-Mat: The Emerald Spire Superdungeon Multi-PackPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8taz/discuss&page=3?Pathfinder-FlipMat-The-Emerald-Spire-Superdungeon-MultiPack#1262017-12-12T14:55:03Z2017-12-12T14:55:03Z<p>Any word from on high if there is for sure going to be a reprint of the physical maps?</p>Any word from on high if there is for sure going to be a reprint of the physical maps?Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-12-12T14:55:03ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Can I apply enchantments to my +2 Halfling?Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2urfa?Can-I-apply-enchantments-to-my-2-Halfling#112017-12-05T17:19:42Z2017-12-05T17:19:42Z<p>One more thing, please tell me you're half-orc barbarian bellows "Liar liar, pants on fire!" to activate said +2 flaming burst halfling rogue.</p>One more thing, please tell me you're half-orc barbarian bellows "Liar liar, pants on fire!" to activate said +2 flaming burst halfling rogue.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-12-05T17:19:42ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Can I apply enchantments to my +2 Halfling?Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2urfa?Can-I-apply-enchantments-to-my-2-Halfling#102017-12-05T17:02:30Z2017-12-05T17:02:30Z<p>This could be 1 of my all time favorite threads.</p>This could be 1 of my all time favorite threads.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-12-05T17:02:30ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Ranger/Druid/Hunter animal companion questionthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqpv?RangerDruidHunter-animal-companion-question#62017-11-24T13:42:36Z2017-11-24T13:42:36Z<p>Better yet put the burden of proof back on the gm and ask for proof of the all pets die at zero rule.</p>Better yet put the burden of proof back on the gm and ask for proof of the all pets die at zero rule.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-11-24T13:42:36ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Mithral Chain shirt vs. Mithral Breastplatethe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upjj?Mithral-Chain-shirt-vs-Mithral-Breastplate#62017-11-06T00:23:12Z2017-11-06T00:23:12Z<p>Weapons or armors fashioned from mithral are always masterwork items as well; the masterwork cost is included in the prices given below.</p>Weapons or armors fashioned from mithral are always masterwork items as well; the masterwork cost is included in the prices given below.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-11-06T00:23:12ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: How often should you bait your players into slaughtering the innocent?Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uocx?How-often-should-you-bait-your-players-into#82017-11-01T18:40:38Z2017-10-18T21:55:01Z<p>The more important question to ask yourself is, "Is anyone truly innocent?"</p>The more important question to ask yourself is, "Is anyone truly innocent?"Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2017-10-18T21:55:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Funny Stuff My Kid Saysthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rv2w&page=6?Funny-Stuff-My-Kid-Says#2522018-01-24T22:56:52Z2017-10-16T19:38:39Z<p>My wee one has burst into laughter when my wife comes out of the shower naked..not good for the wife's self esteem. To build on this while, laying on our bed or sitting on our couch she will poke my wife and giggle "You jiggly mom!". My wife points at me and tells her to poke me...though I am over weight as well my fat don't jiggle like moma's so the wee one quickly returns to my wife...more poking.
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The wee one is also fond of being tickled and request tickles to specific parts, we draw the line at her butt which she loudly request when we are out in public.
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Speaking of butts while bathing her once she asked names of her body parts and quickly deduced, on her own, that she had a front butt and back butt.
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This summer we were over my mothers house and she was playing in the kid pool with her cousins. The youngest, Bishop, went after my wife with a squirt gun. The wee one charged after him, and successfully intercepted his attack. She later retold the story dubbing her cousin "Pesky Bishop" and herself a hero for saving mom and now refers to herself as "Captain Sammy". She also recounts this tale to anyone who will listen.
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When she sees the moon in anything other than a full state or nearly full state then it is broken and missing it's other piece. I am then informed that we need to get a rocket ship and fly to outer space to find said missing piece and fix the moon.</p>My wee one has burst into laughter when my wife comes out of the shower naked..not good for the wife's self esteem. To build on this while, laying on our bed or sitting on our couch she will poke my wife and giggle "You jiggly mom!". My wife points at me and tells her to poke me...though I am over weight as well my fat don't jiggle like moma's so the wee one quickly returns to my wife...more poking.
The wee one is also fond of being tickled and request tickles to specific parts, we draw the...the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-10-16T19:38:39ZRe: Forums: Television: Netflix The Punisherthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t96k&page=3?Netflix-The-Punisher#1092017-10-15T15:31:14Z2017-10-15T15:31:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I could have added in a "that". Still, considering that "that" is often ignored in english, and that the sentence doesn't make sense if you go with "time monsters", I felt it was okay.</p>
<p>That said, I am rather language-minded. I like having created "time monsters". Sound like a CR 14-17 or so. </blockquote><p>Time monster = Outer Dragon TimeSissyl wrote:I could have added in a "that". Still, considering that "that" is often ignored in english, and that the sentence doesn't make sense if you go with "time monsters", I felt it was okay.
That said, I am rather language-minded. I like having created "time monsters". Sound like a CR 14-17 or so.
Time monster = Outer Dragon Timethe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-10-15T15:31:14ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: For the Party That Has Everything?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2unwh?For-the-Party-That-Has-Everything#32017-10-13T20:07:12Z2017-10-12T16:05:42Z<p>Archaeologist bard would get you trap-finding, face skills, and some good self buffs from the archaeologist luck.</p>Archaeologist bard would get you trap-finding, face skills, and some good self buffs from the archaeologist luck.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-10-12T16:05:42ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Aasimar metalic wings only at level 13?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uned?Aasimar-metalic-wings-only-at-level-13#182017-10-08T19:01:28Z2017-10-08T19:01:28Z<p>Batkin skin walkers can get a limited wildshape ability through feats to change into a bat then dire bat fairly early in the game.</p>Batkin skin walkers can get a limited wildshape ability through feats to change into a bat then dire bat fairly early in the game.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-10-08T19:01:28ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player Companion: Antihero's Handbook (PFRPG)the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9ujq/discuss&page=5?Pathfinder-Player-Companion-Antiheros-Handbook#2322017-09-22T14:53:44Z2017-09-22T14:53:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky, Vindictive Bastard wrote:</div><blockquote> Just it point out, the scapegoat abilities only work on a <b>willing</b> ally. </blockquote><p>Well that takes all the fun out of it. :(Rysky, Vindictive Bastard wrote:Just it point out, the scapegoat abilities only work on a willing ally.
Well that takes all the fun out of it. :(the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-09-22T14:53:44ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player Companion: Antihero's Handbook (PFRPG)the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9ujq/discuss&page=5?Pathfinder-Player-Companion-Antiheros-Handbook#2292017-09-22T14:17:16Z2017-09-22T14:17:16Z<p>I was looking more to throw teammates under the bus, I'm using and archer build and like to put as much meat as possible between the targets and my PC.</p>I was looking more to throw teammates under the bus, I'm using and archer build and like to put as much meat as possible between the targets and my PC.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-09-22T14:17:16ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Player Companion: Antihero's Handbook (PFRPG)the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9ujq/discuss&page=5?Pathfinder-Player-Companion-Antiheros-Handbook#2262017-09-22T13:39:21Z2017-09-22T13:39:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">QuidEst wrote:</div><blockquote>Hunter archetype throws willing allies under the bus with something of a challenge ability, but directed at somebody else. Fun if you've got a cavalier or kinetic knight in the group, because those penalties stack. Includes a small spell failure chance, too. It's limited uses, but as much as you want on your poor, poor animal companion, you heartless jerk.</blockquote><p>I'm playing a Hunter in Hell's Vengeance right now and we are about to finish book 1. Would this archtype be a good fit for that campaign. Would it be worth retraining into? What abilities does this archtype swap out?QuidEst wrote:Hunter archetype throws willing allies under the bus with something of a challenge ability, but directed at somebody else. Fun if you've got a cavalier or kinetic knight in the group, because those penalties stack. Includes a small spell failure chance, too. It's limited uses, but as much as you want on your poor, poor animal companion, you heartless jerk.
I'm playing a Hunter in Hell's Vengeance right now and we are about to finish book 1. Would this archtype be a good fit for...the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-09-22T13:39:21ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ideas for Original Hellknight OrdersPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2trxv?Ideas-for-Original-Hellknight-Orders#112017-09-12T15:55:14Z2017-09-12T15:55:14Z<p>Order of the Hellhound. Haven't come up with anything beyond the name. I'm thinking along the lines of bounty hunters but I think an order like that already exist.</p>Order of the Hellhound. Haven't come up with anything beyond the name. I'm thinking along the lines of bounty hunters but I think an order like that already exist.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-09-12T15:55:14ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: So, Pathfinder 2.0 based on Starfinder chassis when?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uj5e?So-Pathfinder-20-based-on-Starfinder-chassis#192017-12-06T15:25:51Z2017-08-18T20:33:58Z<p>Just from what I've read of the Starfinder game mechanics here on the boards, I have zero interest in Starfinder and wouldn't want to see Pathfinder go that route. I enjoy the way it is. If you want something different go find it.</p>Just from what I've read of the Starfinder game mechanics here on the boards, I have zero interest in Starfinder and wouldn't want to see Pathfinder go that route. I enjoy the way it is. If you want something different go find it.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-08-18T20:33:58ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Do Dwarves use Lights in the darklands?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ui3w?Do-Dwarves-use-Lights-in-the-darklands#142017-08-13T12:52:24Z2017-08-13T12:52:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Wrath wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Bioluminescence is a thing. A large amount of subteranian lighting is probably just glowing mushrooms. Those are fairly prevalent in the darklands so not as likely to attract attention.</p>
<p>The other thing is heat patterns. In all honesty, darkvision is most likely thermal vision in truly dark places. Other forms of nightvisipn rely on ambient light levels. If there's no ambient light (just like the darklands) then night vision is useless. </p>
<p>If you get a chance, read the Drizzt novels and war of the spider queen novels from the old forgotten realms settings. They explore this whole concept really well. </blockquote><p>Sadly heat vision was removed in 3rd edition. Darkvision is now just black and white with shades of gray. I always liked thermal vision better, plus it was cool how the drow could turn it on and off.Wrath wrote:Bioluminescence is a thing. A large amount of subteranian lighting is probably just glowing mushrooms. Those are fairly prevalent in the darklands so not as likely to attract attention.
The other thing is heat patterns. In all honesty, darkvision is most likely thermal vision in truly dark places. Other forms of nightvisipn rely on ambient light levels. If there's no ambient light (just like the darklands) then night vision is useless.
If you get a chance, read the Drizzt novels...the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-08-13T12:52:24ZRe: Forums: Advice: Help with intelligent weapon that increases in power as it's wielder levels upthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ui68?Help-with-intelligent-weapon-that-increases#22017-08-09T00:54:57Z2017-08-08T01:57:13Z<p>I would recomend reviewing the black blade from the magus blade bound archtype, & scailing magic items from Pathfinder Unchained.</p>I would recomend reviewing the black blade from the magus blade bound archtype, & scailing magic items from Pathfinder Unchained.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-08-08T01:57:13ZRe: Forums: Conversions: The Avengers as Pathfinder charactersthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mt6f?The-Avengers-as-Pathfinder-characters#362017-08-05T01:36:07Z2017-08-05T01:36:07Z<p>Daredevil is straight up brawler all the way.</p>Daredevil is straight up brawler all the way.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-08-05T01:36:07ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Is climbing distance measured from your feet, or your hands?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uh3u&page=2?Is-climbing-distance-measured-from-your-feet#532017-08-02T15:55:36Z2017-08-02T15:55:36Z<p>Yes, yes, but ultimately one must ask one self, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.</p>Yes, yes, but ultimately one must ask one self, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-08-02T15:55:36ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: What are steel klars "allowed" to look like in PFS?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhiw?What-are-steel-klars-allowed-to-look-like-in-PFS#62017-07-30T02:47:10Z2017-07-30T02:46:34Z<p>Love the art. Also it doesn't show the "skull" side of the klar. So if the GM ask, yeah it's a skull on the other side. If anyone else ask... your call. IMO, a steel klar would have the general shape of the skull, curves and what not. Doesn't necessarily have to have an actual skull embossed on it.</p>Love the art. Also it doesn't show the "skull" side of the klar. So if the GM ask, yeah it's a skull on the other side. If anyone else ask... your call. IMO, a steel klar would have the general shape of the skull, curves and what not. Doesn't necessarily have to have an actual skull embossed on it.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-07-30T02:46:34ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Class Preview: The TechnomancerElectric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljzz?Class-Preview-The-Technomancer#72017-08-01T18:37:45Z2017-07-29T00:45:28Z<p>Artificiers in SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE!</p>Artificiers in SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE!Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2017-07-29T00:45:28ZRe: Forums: Advice: Leadership problems with a playerPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ug69?Leadership-problems-with-a-player#272017-07-11T21:16:02Z2017-07-11T21:16:02Z<p>In my group the cohort can be any class, and is under the PC's control, followers are NPC classes only. The official character sheet sold by Paizo for use with the Pathfinder game has a page for your cohort, familiar, or animal companion, seems like that puts it literally in the player's hands. The knights of the inner sea book has a "squire" feat that allows you a cohort at level 1 then becomes the leadership feat at level 7.</p>In my group the cohort can be any class, and is under the PC's control, followers are NPC classes only. The official character sheet sold by Paizo for use with the Pathfinder game has a page for your cohort, familiar, or animal companion, seems like that puts it literally in the player's hands. The knights of the inner sea book has a "squire" feat that allows you a cohort at level 1 then becomes the leadership feat at level 7.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-07-11T21:16:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Kitty Thread.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ues5?The-Kitty-Thread#462017-06-21T01:15:31Z2017-06-20T19:01:07Z<p>Guenwhyvar;grumpy old black female hates all other animals. Used to be my little ninja until she got fat on me. When she was young we only had one other dog and no other cats. She would attack any exposed flesh hanging out, especially when your shirt and pants would separate when you sat in a chair and couldn't see it coming. She secretly enjoys being petted but only when in a room alone with one human and no other animals. (from a friend's litter of barn cats)
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Twilight; fat male orange tabby, has had a bladder stone, teeth pulled and now has thyroid issues. Still one of the most loveable lap cats ever, loves his tummy rubs and being brushed. Loves any ladies that visit. He is 100% my wife's cat. She swore we would never have any cats. (stray wondered up to our porch, showed up every morning and evening at the "twilight" hour for a month)
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Tink; little grey and white tabby with a bright pink nose. We found her while I was out back burring a ferret. She followed us to the porch and when we went inside she knocked on the door and cried to come in. So in she came and never left. She likes to lay on her back and do what we call her "dead tink bug" move, to get tummy rubs. Won't leave me alone while making my tuna for my lunch.
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All three are indoor cats, they love to sit in open windows and will walk up to the door when it is open but only Twilight will venture out, and then only to the porch. Twilight is the only cat I have ever had that will come to the call of his name and he announces himself as he runs to you, meowing his fool head off the whole way. Though he also announces himself when he enters a room as well.</p>Guenwhyvar;grumpy old black female hates all other animals. Used to be my little ninja until she got fat on me. When she was young we only had one other dog and no other cats. She would attack any exposed flesh hanging out, especially when your shirt and pants would separate when you sat in a chair and couldn't see it coming. She secretly enjoys being petted but only when in a room alone with one human and no other animals. (from a friend's litter of barn cats)
Twilight; fat male orange...the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-06-20T19:01:07ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: hunter/rangerthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ueiw?hunterranger#182017-06-14T15:26:38Z2017-06-14T15:26:38Z<p>The more I think about it the less sense Nature's Training makes. If there were no previously existing feats then why make the class ability. Going forward they could just make the prerequisite of any such feats list the Hunter class as well as Druid or Ranger. I believe there are other feats that have multiple classes listed as possible prerequisites.</p>The more I think about it the less sense Nature's Training makes. If there were no previously existing feats then why make the class ability. Going forward they could just make the prerequisite of any such feats list the Hunter class as well as Druid or Ranger. I believe there are other feats that have multiple classes listed as possible prerequisites.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-06-14T15:26:38ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: hunter/rangerthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ueiw?hunterranger#172017-06-14T15:04:13Z2017-06-14T15:04:13Z<p>The sad thing about Nature's Training is that not only is it a dead ability, but none of the current archtypes replace it. That does seem rather wasteful.</p>The sad thing about Nature's Training is that not only is it a dead ability, but none of the current archtypes replace it. That does seem rather wasteful.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-06-14T15:04:13ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: hunter/rangerthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ueiw?hunterranger#132017-06-14T09:50:12Z2017-06-14T09:50:12Z<p>There are melee builds for the hunter. You even choose from precise shot or outflank at level 2. You really have to use the teamwork feats wisely to make this class work.</p>There are melee builds for the hunter. You even choose from precise shot or outflank at level 2. You really have to use the teamwork feats wisely to make this class work.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-06-14T09:50:12ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: hunter/rangerPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ueiw?hunterranger#82017-06-13T21:02:16Z2017-06-13T21:02:16Z<p>Don't forget that a hunter may teach her companion hunter's tricks from the skirmisher ranger archetype instead of standard tricks. I'm currently playing a hunter in Hell's Vengance, those tricks are handy.</p>Don't forget that a hunter may teach her companion hunter's tricks from the skirmisher ranger archetype instead of standard tricks. I'm currently playing a hunter in Hell's Vengance, those tricks are handy.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-06-13T21:02:16ZRe: Forums: Advice: How much is a Dire Crocodile carcass worth?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udgh?How-much-is-a-Dire-Crocodile-carcass-worth#132017-05-28T13:06:51Z2017-05-28T13:06:51Z<p>If that is your plan look at the rules for harvesting dragons...you don't get as much as you would expect.</p>If that is your plan look at the rules for harvesting dragons...you don't get as much as you would expect.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-05-28T13:06:51ZRe: Forums: Television: Netflix's Castlevania animethe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udeq?Netflixs-Castlevania-anime#62017-06-17T17:56:41Z2017-05-26T20:40:44Z<p>Between this, the Dark Crystal, and Voltron it's like a second childhood!</p>Between this, the Dark Crystal, and Voltron it's like a second childhood!the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-05-26T20:40:44ZRe: Forums: Advice: Slayer Switch-Hitter Progression, 25 point buy! Suggestions?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc0k?Slayer-SwitchHitter-Progression-25-point-buy#302017-05-08T23:26:38Z2017-05-08T23:26:38Z<p>dot</p>dotthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-05-08T23:26:38ZRe: Forums: Advice: Suggestions for Slayer talents for a Switch Hitter Slayer.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc43?Suggestions-for-Slayer-talents-for-a-Switch#52017-05-08T23:22:11Z2017-05-08T23:22:11Z<p>dot</p>dotthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-05-08T23:22:11ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Blog: One Morning I Shot an Archdevil in My Pajamas!the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5ljqd?One-Morning-I-Shot-an-Archdevil-in-My-Pajamas#82017-04-15T15:02:06Z2017-04-15T11:32:15Z<p>The party of of the first part..." is hereinafter called: "the party of the first part..." and
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"The party of of the second part..." is hereinafter called: "the party of the second part...</p>The party of of the first part..." is hereinafter called: "the party of the first part..." and
"The party of of the second part..." is hereinafter called: "the party of the second part...the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-04-15T11:32:15ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Blog: One Morning I Shot an Archdevil in My Pajamas!the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5ljqd?One-Morning-I-Shot-an-Archdevil-in-My-Pajamas#62017-04-16T04:13:14Z2017-04-15T00:17:07Z<p>Everybody knows theres no sanity claus.</p>Everybody knows theres no sanity claus.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-04-15T00:17:07ZRe: Forums: Miniatures: I am looking for figurine/minature.....the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u94p?I-am-looking-for-figurineminature#42017-03-24T20:15:47Z2017-03-23T19:56:22Z<p>Dark Sword Miniatures has 1, I repeat 1 rat, and it's a pi-rat.</p>Dark Sword Miniatures has 1, I repeat 1 rat, and it's a pi-rat.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-03-23T19:56:22ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: New Product Request: Bedtime Stories of Golarionthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u7jx?New-Product-Request-Bedtime-Stories-of-Golarion#32017-03-13T14:54:38Z2017-03-13T14:54:38Z<p>This reminds me of the Star Wars kids books that are out now, even though you find them in the sci-fi section at Barnes & Noble. Though Little Golden Books also does Star Wars books too. I have a few of those that I read to my daughter along with a ABC's and counting with Cthullu book a friend bought for my daughter and his niece. I think adults without kids would buy them too.</p>This reminds me of the Star Wars kids books that are out now, even though you find them in the sci-fi section at Barnes & Noble. Though Little Golden Books also does Star Wars books too. I have a few of those that I read to my daughter along with a ABC's and counting with Cthullu book a friend bought for my daughter and his niece. I think adults without kids would buy them too.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-03-13T14:54:38ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Starter Class: The Adventurerthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u879?Starter-Class-The-Adventurer#42017-03-10T16:19:18Z2017-03-10T16:19:18Z<p>I think the idea of a starter class has been discussed before with the bard usually winning out. It has skills, magic, combat, healing, and performance can always be done when the noob has no clue of what else to do. Helps them feel important and helpful. I've used it quite often as an introductory class. It helps that all a player needs is in the Core rule book to boot.</p>I think the idea of a starter class has been discussed before with the bard usually winning out. It has skills, magic, combat, healing, and performance can always be done when the noob has no clue of what else to do. Helps them feel important and helpful. I've used it quite often as an introductory class. It helps that all a player needs is in the Core rule book to boot.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-03-10T16:19:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Threadthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#32017-03-09T22:10:27Z2017-03-09T22:10:27Z<p>My Dominatrix says otherwise.
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<b>Moral Standard</b> You should always say please and thank you.</p>My Dominatrix says otherwise.
Moral Standard You should always say please and thank you.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-03-09T22:10:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officePig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=176?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#87522017-03-02T21:11:07Z2017-03-01T01:24:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">William Ellis wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Christopher Anthony wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Who's a good dog?</p>
<p>[dice=Perception]1d20+34</p>
<p>It's you! You're a good dog! </blockquote><a href="https://xkcd.com/231/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://xkcd.com/231/</a> </blockquote><p>And now I have yet another webcomic to follow. Thanks ;PWilliam Ellis wrote:Christopher Anthony wrote:Who's a good dog?
[dice=Perception]1d20+34
It's you! You're a good dog!
https://xkcd.com/231/ And now I have yet another webcomic to follow. Thanks ;PPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-03-01T01:24:14ZRe: Forums: Advice: Fighter,mage ,rogue will it workthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6ua?Fightermage-rogue-will-it-work#32017-02-18T20:02:51Z2017-02-18T20:02:51Z<p>Magus with VMC rogue works also.</p>Magus with VMC rogue works also.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-02-18T20:02:51ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Pathfinder Boards and Godwin's Lawthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6qs?Pathfinder-Boards-and-Godwins-Law#292017-02-19T00:25:02Z2017-02-18T19:58:25Z<p>"As a Paizo board discussion grows longer, the probability of getting a smurf approaches 1"</p>"As a Paizo board discussion grows longer, the probability of getting a smurf approaches 1"the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-02-18T19:58:25ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Should the Magus be considered a Fighter/Wizard hybrid class?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6gw?Should-the-Magus-be-considered-a#72017-02-13T20:32:48Z2017-02-13T20:32:48Z<p>I always thought the magus was the original hybrid class. I think that the magus was even mentioned as an example of a hybrid class when the ACG was first being talked about before the playtesting.</p>I always thought the magus was the original hybrid class. I think that the magus was even mentioned as an example of a hybrid class when the ACG was first being talked about before the playtesting.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-02-13T20:32:48ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Is it possible to stop using full spellcasters?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6g0?Is-it-possible-to-stop-using-full-spellcasters#292017-02-13T17:01:57Z2017-02-13T17:01:57Z<p>Druid. We have two in our Iron Gods campaign. They cover, healing, summoning, melee, ranged, scouting. The Bard handles the face work. The cleric is there for some buffing and occasional undead. Gunslinger is the cannon o' doom.
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But those druids, very versatile, lots of toys. Don't want an animal companion, take a domain, and so on.</p>Druid. We have two in our Iron Gods campaign. They cover, healing, summoning, melee, ranged, scouting. The Bard handles the face work. The cleric is there for some buffing and occasional undead. Gunslinger is the cannon o' doom.
But those druids, very versatile, lots of toys. Don't want an animal companion, take a domain, and so on.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-02-13T17:01:57ZRe: Forums: Advice: Eldritch Scoundrel buildthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4hb?Eldritch-Scoundrel-build#102017-02-10T01:00:16Z2017-02-10T01:00:16Z<p>@ Fantasty So 2 things, the eldritch scoundrel is not proficient with martial weapons, or armor of any sort.</p>@ Fantasty So 2 things, the eldritch scoundrel is not proficient with martial weapons, or armor of any sort.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-02-10T01:00:16ZRe: Forums: Advice: How many feet across is a large city?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5yi?How-many-feet-across-is-a-large-city#122017-02-06T20:44:27Z2017-02-06T20:44:27Z<p>Best to use the "winging it" method. What ever sounds best for the situation. If they are worried about buff/debuff duration, wing it. Worried about time of day, wing it. I'm telling a story here, not a math problem. But I also don't do much or any prep either. I'm usually as surprised as my group by what happens. I'm a horrible GM, but we have fun. I don't even award XP anymore. Just wing it, end of the night, hey you guys leveled.</p>Best to use the "winging it" method. What ever sounds best for the situation. If they are worried about buff/debuff duration, wing it. Worried about time of day, wing it. I'm telling a story here, not a math problem. But I also don't do much or any prep either. I'm usually as surprised as my group by what happens. I'm a horrible GM, but we have fun. I don't even award XP anymore. Just wing it, end of the night, hey you guys leveled.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-02-06T20:44:27ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Starfinder Preorders and Compatibility License Announced!the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lji0?Starfinder-Preorders-and-Compatibility#282017-01-27T16:38:02Z2017-01-27T16:27:58Z<p>I actually like the retro '80's look of the logo. Though I do hope the rest of the art is not final, it does look a bit dull.</p>I actually like the retro '80's look of the logo. Though I do hope the rest of the art is not final, it does look a bit dull.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-27T16:27:58ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Starfinder Preorders and Compatibility License Announced!the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lji0?Starfinder-Preorders-and-Compatibility#142017-01-27T09:51:08Z2017-01-27T09:51:08Z<p>What class is that Kasatha on the right? Is it one of the iconics?</p>What class is that Kasatha on the right? Is it one of the iconics?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-27T09:51:08ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Starfinder Core Rulebookthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9ssr/discuss?Starfinder-Core-Rulebook#472017-08-24T19:45:34Z2017-01-27T09:46:16Z<p>•ahem•
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*ahem* sorrythe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-27T09:46:16ZRe: Forums: Advice: Fun magus builds?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u52q?Fun-magus-builds#192017-01-26T13:34:55Z2017-01-26T13:34:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Zolanoteph wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">the Queen's Raven wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Zolanoteph wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I use a flail wielding trip magus with the hex crafter archetype. Between getting tripped, evil eye with soothsayer, riving strike, rat of enfeeblment and bone breaker bracers, if I survive the few rounds needed to set up you're completely screwed. You're going to fall down, you're going to fail some saves, and you're going to lose a frightening amount of STR and ored CON.</p>
<p>It's an extremely sadistic fighting style. </blockquote>My group will be starting hell's vengeance later this year. Could you break that build down and links maybe. That would be great for my group. </blockquote><p>I'm a busy man so I won't link you but I'll describe.
<p>Flail is a solid trip weapon. Whip is acceptable for reach but not as metal. Given it'poor critical hit math forget about crits. </p>
<p>Magical lineage (magic missile) and toppling spell is an optional boon, not necessary to the build but allows you (with spell combat) to theoretically trip many people. </p>
<p>Start fights with evil eye, it's critical, as is soothsayer. If an opponent passes a save vs evil eye the effect still lasts one turn. Soothsayer allows you to choose WHEN that turn is. Use evil eye to target saves and delay it if he passes.</p>
<p>Next turn be up in his face, hopefully you spent your last move action ruNing in. </p>
<p>Make an attack (use bone breaker bracers for 1x day -6 to any physical stat if you have it), activating arcane strike. This is your delivery method for riving strike (-2 to saves). As part of spell combat 5 foot step back, activate evil eye (-2 saves) and unleash hideous debuffs. Ray of enfeeblment is vicious because it makes them weaker and easier to knock prone, where you cab debuff them with relative impunity. </p>
<p>For the rest of the fight use spell combat to trip the withered husk of an opponent and debuff while he's down. Ado damage to taste. </p>
<p></blockquote><p>Haha. Thanks I see a very angry GM in my future.Zolanoteph wrote:the Queen's Raven wrote: Zolanoteph wrote:I use a flail wielding trip magus with the hex crafter archetype. Between getting tripped, evil eye with soothsayer, riving strike, rat of enfeeblment and bone breaker bracers, if I survive the few rounds needed to set up you're completely screwed. You're going to fall down, you're going to fail some saves, and you're going to lose a frightening amount of STR and ored CON.
It's an extremely sadistic fighting style.
My group will be...the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-26T13:34:55ZRe: Forums: Advice: Fun magus builds?the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u52q?Fun-magus-builds#162017-01-26T12:58:35Z2017-01-26T12:58:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Zolanoteph wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I use a flail wielding trip magus with the hex crafter archetype. Between getting tripped, evil eye with soothsayer, riving strike, rat of enfeeblment and bone breaker bracers, if I survive the few rounds needed to set up you're completely screwed. You're going to fall down, you're going to fail some saves, and you're going to lose a frightening amount of STR and ored CON.</p>
<p>It's an extremely sadistic fighting style. </blockquote><p>My group will be starting hell's vengeance later this year. Could you break that build down and links maybe. That would be great for my group.Zolanoteph wrote:I use a flail wielding trip magus with the hex crafter archetype. Between getting tripped, evil eye with soothsayer, riving strike, rat of enfeeblment and bone breaker bracers, if I survive the few rounds needed to set up you're completely screwed. You're going to fall down, you're going to fail some saves, and you're going to lose a frightening amount of STR and ored CON.
It's an extremely sadistic fighting style.
My group will be starting hell's vengeance later this year....the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-26T12:58:35ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: 1001 explanations for the death of ArodenPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4v1&page=2?1001-explanations-for-the-death-of-Aroden#582017-01-24T20:29:22Z2017-01-24T17:05:51Z<p>62. He turned states evidence and is in witness protection.</p>62. He turned states evidence and is in witness protection.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-24T17:05:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People on These Boards Tend to be a Little ContrarianYour Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4x5?People-on-These-Boards-Tend-to-be-a-Little#502017-01-24T01:02:30Z2017-01-23T23:31:37Z<p>Are we contrarian, or expressing or free will and expressing our unique take on the world?</p>Are we contrarian, or expressing or free will and expressing our unique take on the world?Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-23T23:31:37ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Telekinetic Blast questionsthe Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4xs?Telekinetic-Blast-questions#92017-01-23T16:51:09Z2017-01-23T16:51:09Z<p>Unattended in my games has always been something not being held, or is not part of someone's inventory list. So pretty much anything just laying about the room is good to go. YMMV.
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Also...we all know that any goblin baby outside of it's cage is considered unattended. Goblin parents are the worst.</p>Unattended in my games has always been something not being held, or is not part of someone's inventory list. So pretty much anything just laying about the room is good to go. YMMV.
Also...we all know that any goblin baby outside of it's cage is considered unattended. Goblin parents are the worst.the Queen's Raven (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-23T16:51:09ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Is it ever okay to be Chaotic Stupid?The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4sk?Is-it-ever-okay-to-be-Chaotic-Stupid#82017-01-21T20:21:44Z2017-01-21T00:01:21Z<p>Stupid is as stupid does.</p>Stupid is as stupid does.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-21T00:01:21ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Transformative Enchant + Black BladesPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3ol?Transformative-Enchant-Black-Blades#72017-01-03T19:21:54Z2017-01-03T19:21:54Z<p>What if you multi class a blade bound magus with an occultist? Choose your black blade as your transmutation implement then invest mental focus and give it the transformative property.
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Gah Ninja'd by CBD</p>What if you multi class a blade bound magus with an occultist? Choose your black blade as your transmutation implement then invest mental focus and give it the transformative property.
Gah Ninja'd by CBDPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2017-01-03T19:21:54ZRe: Forums: Advice: Share your best Pathfinder advice in one sentenceThe Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3d5&page=2?Share-your-best-Pathfinder-advice-in-one#952019-08-21T13:41:31Z2016-12-29T22:21:45Z<p>Stay thirsty my friends.</p>Stay thirsty my friends.The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2016-12-29T22:21:45ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: All I want for Christmas is....Lex Talionis (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u30v?All-I-want-for-Christmas-is#92016-12-22T12:52:23Z2016-12-22T12:52:23Z<p>Revenge</p>RevengeLex Talionis (alias of Drowblade)2016-12-22T12:52:23ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: All I want for Christmas is....Captain Ragequit (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u30v?All-I-want-for-Christmas-is#82016-12-23T17:12:00Z2016-12-22T12:51:26Z<p>A hug</p>A hugCaptain Ragequit (alias of Drowblade)2016-12-22T12:51:26ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: All I want for Christmas is....Xmaspony (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u30v?All-I-want-for-Christmas-is#62016-12-22T12:14:10Z2016-12-22T12:14:10Z<p>A human of my own!</p>A human of my own!Xmaspony (alias of Drowblade)2016-12-22T12:14:10ZRe: Forums: Television: SupergirlPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9q3&page=16?Supergirl#7892016-11-08T13:59:54Z2016-11-08T13:59:54Z<p>They did say they are building him a suit, and he was swinging that bat pretty hard. I'm thinking a version of Steel is possible. But they could go Nightwing as well, he could have heard the old Kryptonian legend from Superman.</p>They did say they are building him a suit, and he was swinging that bat pretty hard. I'm thinking a version of Steel is possible. But they could go Nightwing as well, he could have heard the old Kryptonian legend from Superman.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2016-11-08T13:59:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Official Captain Yesterdays Only ThreadVolunteer Captain Yesterday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tzgd?The-Official-Captain-Yesterdays-Only-Thread#182016-10-28T13:34:05Z2016-10-27T23:20:51Z<p>It was easy, I just went to the local Captain Yesterday lodge and volunteered!</p>It was easy, I just went to the local Captain Yesterday lodge and volunteered!Volunteer Captain Yesterday (alias of Drowblade)2016-10-27T23:20:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What does SMURF do to my avatar?Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j8uh&page=3?What-does-SMURF-do-to-my-avatar#1142016-10-11T10:53:15Z2016-10-11T10:53:15Z<p>Zombie smurfs?</p>Zombie smurfs?Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2016-10-11T10:53:15ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Starfinder—What We've Revealed So FarElectric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lj4s&page=2?Starfinder-What-Weve-Revealed-So-Far#672016-10-03T18:16:14Z2016-10-03T18:16:14Z<p>Also, not sure if this has been put out there yet, but there needs to be either an archtype or prc to make a techomancer/necromancer. "You got robots in my undead!" "No. You got undead in my robots!". I know there are some techno undead in Iron Gods. Now we need the class to support them.</p>Also, not sure if this has been put out there yet, but there needs to be either an archtype or prc to make a techomancer/necromancer. "You got robots in my undead!" "No. You got undead in my robots!". I know there are some techno undead in Iron Gods. Now we need the class to support them.Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2016-10-03T18:16:14ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Starfinder—What We've Revealed So FarElectric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lj4s?Starfinder-What-Weve-Revealed-So-Far#492016-10-01T16:44:04Z2016-10-01T16:44:04Z<p>It may sound weird but I would love the artwork shown above "as is" as an actual poster. No words, nothing but the art.</p>It may sound weird but I would love the artwork shown above "as is" as an actual poster. No words, nothing but the art.Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2016-10-01T16:44:04ZRe: Forums: Conversions: How to Build Ghost RiderGhost Rider #666 (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tx3p?How-to-Build-Ghost-Rider#32016-09-23T19:36:53Z2016-09-23T19:34:06Z<p>Sounds promising.</p>Sounds promising.Ghost Rider #666 (alias of Drowblade)2016-09-23T19:34:06ZRe: Forums: Advice: 150 drunken bets!Cleric in a box (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twls?150-drunken-bets#62016-09-15T20:44:36Z2016-09-15T20:44:36Z<p>10. Pluck a feather from an owlbear (in heat) for your hat.</p>10. Pluck a feather from an owlbear (in heat) for your hat.Cleric in a box (alias of Drowblade)2016-09-15T20:44:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday and Kobold Cleaver Debate threadSkeletoredata$$up! (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2twlh?Captain-Yesterday-and-Kobold-Cleaver-Debate#302016-09-16T19:43:06Z2016-09-15T20:39:04Z<p>Man this debate is getting personal! I hope the mods don't lock it. ;P</p>Man this debate is getting personal! I hope the mods don't lock it. ;PSkeletoredata$$up! (alias of Drowblade)2016-09-15T20:39:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Count to 1,000,000Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mikj&page=47?Count-to-1000000#23062016-09-01T00:17:41Z2016-09-01T00:17:41Z<p>41004</p>41004Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2016-09-01T00:17:41ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Starfinder Gen Con PanelElectric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tttm?Starfinder-Gen-Con-Panel#372016-08-08T22:29:40Z2016-08-08T22:29:40Z<p>That description of Solarian sounds a bit like DC's Lanterns.</p>That description of Solarian sounds a bit like DC's Lanterns.Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2016-08-08T22:29:40ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Kicked from game nightSkeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttpy?Kicked-from-game-night#52016-08-06T17:52:39Z2016-08-05T15:22:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:</div><blockquote> Did you drink the milk? </blockquote><p>And straight from the bottle no doubt!Leeroyjenkinsbat wrote:Did you drink the milk?
And straight from the bottle no doubt!Skeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)2016-08-05T15:22:58ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: New Landing Page LookElectric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttp8?New-Landing-Page-Look#62016-08-04T21:52:26Z2016-08-04T21:52:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dexion1619 wrote:</div><blockquote> I'll also say that I really like the Art direction! </blockquote><p>+1 that!Dexion1619 wrote:I'll also say that I really like the Art direction!
+1 that!Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2016-08-04T21:52:26ZRe: Forums: Movies: Dumbest Movies Ever FilmedPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2its9&page=12?Dumbest-Movies-Ever-Filmed#5702016-08-02T14:47:42Z2016-08-02T14:47:42Z<p>Home movies. (if they weren't already mentioned.)</p>Home movies. (if they weren't already mentioned.)Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2016-08-02T14:47:42ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Should Starfinder have levels at all?Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tt9d?Should-Starfinder-have-levels-at-all#32016-07-30T00:43:32Z2016-07-30T00:43:32Z<p>Better yet, should Starfinder have rules of any kind at all? Maybe it should just be the Art of WAR vol. 2 "Space WARs".</p>Better yet, should Starfinder have rules of any kind at all? Maybe it should just be the Art of WAR vol. 2 "Space WARs".Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2016-07-30T00:43:32ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Diagonal Movement Dispute, Friendship at RiskElectric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tt0u?Diagonal-Movement-Dispute-Friendship-at-Risk#212016-08-02T14:03:42Z2016-07-30T00:40:46Z<p>I always felt hex maps made more sense.</p>I always felt hex maps made more sense.Electric Bacon (alias of Drowblade)2016-07-30T00:40:46ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Announcing the Starfinder Roleplaying Game!The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5litw&page=3?Announcing-the-Starfinder-Roleplaying-Game#1012016-07-20T16:29:49Z2016-05-29T11:44:07Z<p>So...Starfinder Tales?</p>So...Starfinder Tales?The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)2016-05-29T11:44:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Dungeons are simply the best, the most luxurious. I have all the best orcs.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2toir?My-Dungeons-are-simply-the-best-the-most#52016-05-24T06:09:42Z2016-05-24T01:28:17Z<p>I knew I was in the wrong campaign.</p>I knew I was in the wrong campaign.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2016-05-24T01:28:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Battle of the Shapeshifters (the Game)Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t12i&page=2?Battle-of-the-Shapeshifters#712015-11-05T20:32:26Z2015-11-05T20:32:26Z<p>I shapeshift into a rust monster and enjoy a crowbar appetizer.</p>I shapeshift into a rust monster and enjoy a crowbar appetizer.Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T20:32:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSkeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=68?False-factoids#33592015-11-05T20:30:02Z2015-11-05T20:30:02Z<p>GoatToucher has never actually touched a goat.</p>GoatToucher has never actually touched a goat.Skeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T20:30:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=68?False-factoids#33572015-11-05T19:50:22Z2015-11-05T19:50:22Z<p>But not until the mailman has eaten first.</p>But not until the mailman has eaten first.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T19:50:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Fnord is...?Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9t0&page=3?Fnord-is#1052020-05-24T12:25:26Z2015-11-05T19:49:15Z<p>Stare into the fnord long enough and the fnord stares back.</p>Stare into the fnord long enough and the fnord stares back.Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T19:49:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Skeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=85?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#42192015-11-05T19:35:48Z2015-11-05T19:35:48Z<p>Marilyn Manson, the sad years</p>Marilyn Manson, the sad yearsSkeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T19:35:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Fnord is...?Skeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9t0&page=3?Fnord-is#1012015-11-05T19:34:02Z2015-11-05T19:34:02Z<p>Fnord giveth, and Fnord taketh. So says Fnord.</p>Fnord giveth, and Fnord taketh. So says Fnord.Skeleton in your closet (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T19:34:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Paladin fell because...The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t0f3&page=4?The-Paladin-fell-because#1622015-11-05T19:17:34Z2015-11-05T19:17:34Z<p>The paladin fell because as long as you keep fighting the good fight you cannot fail. Thus by ultimately failing the paladin failed to fight the good fight, and a paladin must never stop fighting the good fight.
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The paladin went to proctologist.</p>The paladin fell because as long as you keep fighting the good fight you cannot fail. Thus by ultimately failing the paladin failed to fight the good fight, and a paladin must never stop fighting the good fight.
The paladin went to proctologist.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T19:17:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=85?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#42172015-11-05T19:08:50Z2015-11-05T19:08:50Z<p>Hello Kitty, BDSM edition.</p>Hello Kitty, BDSM edition.The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)2015-11-05T19:08:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=24?Order-66#11882015-04-07T22:22:44Z2015-04-07T22:22:44Z<p>Now, after Goddity my brothers slay the action figure model where it stands.</p>Now, after Goddity my brothers slay the action figure model where it stands.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T22:22:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=321?Last-one-to-post-wins#160402015-04-07T22:19:35Z2015-04-07T22:19:35Z<p>You go to where the men speak Italian, and then continue until they speak something else.</p>You go to where the men speak Italian, and then continue until they speak something else.The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T22:19:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=321?Last-one-to-post-wins#160322015-04-07T21:13:19Z2015-04-07T21:13:19Z<p>Hey MBT, wanna go to a BBQ? We're on the menu.</p>Hey MBT, wanna go to a BBQ? We're on the menu.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T21:13:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn&page=2?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#562015-04-08T17:14:24Z2015-04-07T19:20:07Z<p>•raises hand•</p>*raises hand*Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T19:20:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=24?Order-66#11852015-04-07T12:12:49Z2015-04-07T12:12:49Z<p>In all the excitement the FToGLMS find that they have more intestines than they need to hang Goddity and so proceed to hang and burn SinBlade06. There is much cheering and goblin rhyming. And a puppy gets kicked.</p>In all the excitement the FToGLMS find that they have more intestines than they need to hang Goddity and so proceed to hang and burn SinBlade06. There is much cheering and goblin rhyming. And a puppy gets kicked.Drowblade2015-04-07T12:12:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Let's Play Calvinball!!I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oeaa&page=7?Lets-Play-Calvinball#3362015-04-07T02:34:03Z2015-04-07T02:34:03Z<p>Was it wearing sparkling tap shoes?</p>Was it wearing sparkling tap shoes?I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T02:34:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn&page=2?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#532015-04-07T01:47:45Z2015-04-07T01:47:45Z<p>Ah, sharing is caring. Very good to see guest enjoying their delights with one another.</p>Ah, sharing is caring. Very good to see guest enjoying their delights with one another.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T01:47:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Let's Play Calvinball!!I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oeaa&page=7?Lets-Play-Calvinball#3342015-04-07T01:45:11Z2015-04-07T01:45:11Z<p>Yes, but thanks to the "Take your move back Monday" rule now your it. And I have the pudding of protection in my pocket so now you need at least two signatures in triplicate from the warehouse raptors before you can do anything.</p>Yes, but thanks to the "Take your move back Monday" rule now your it. And I have the pudding of protection in my pocket so now you need at least two signatures in triplicate from the warehouse raptors before you can do anything.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T01:45:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn&page=2?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#512015-04-07T01:40:41Z2015-04-07T01:40:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Fiend Fantastic wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A coupon to get you a memory boost, in favor of the clown?</p>
<p>Also, am i correct this is the place to get a bloody mary sunday on the rocks? </blockquote><p>We have as many liquors as we do spirits my fiendish friend. On the rocks, on the rocs, or with fox in sox on rocs on the rocks. As for the coupon, I seem to have forgotten where I put those...hmmm. Let me check with the halflings.The Fiend Fantastic wrote:A coupon to get you a memory boost, in favor of the clown?
Also, am i correct this is the place to get a bloody mary sunday on the rocks?
We have as many liquors as we do spirits my fiendish friend. On the rocks, on the rocs, or with fox in sox on rocs on the rocks. As for the coupon, I seem to have forgotten where I put those...hmmm. Let me check with the halflings.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T01:40:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#502015-04-07T01:37:59Z2015-04-07T01:37:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Irnk, Dead-Eye's Prodigal wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Wait!</p>
<p>I meant some stale that & fresh this. </blockquote><p>Ah yes, goblinkin. Welcome my fine little friend you'll do nicely in the refuse heap out back. Watch out for the Bleached Otyugh though. Go on then enjoy.Irnk, Dead-Eye's Prodigal wrote:Wait!
I meant some stale that & fresh this.
Ah yes, goblinkin. Welcome my fine little friend you'll do nicely in the refuse heap out back. Watch out for the Bleached Otyugh though. Go on then enjoy.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T01:37:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#492015-04-07T01:34:12Z2015-04-07T01:34:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>•dry cough•</i> Your turban? </blockquote><p>Very well, this one was starting to get a funk to it. I suppose I could break out the new one your mother gave me.I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:*dry cough* Your turban?
Very well, this one was starting to get a funk to it. I suppose I could break out the new one your mother gave me.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T01:34:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsGrandfather Dirt (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=321?Last-one-to-post-wins#160132015-04-07T01:31:37Z2015-04-07T01:31:37Z<p>I invented daisies and the fiords!</p>I invented daisies and the fiords!Grandfather Dirt (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-07T01:31:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Let's Play Calvinball!!I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oeaa&page=7?Lets-Play-Calvinball#3322015-04-06T23:24:52Z2015-04-06T23:24:52Z<p>All pancakes are double points. All trianlges are invalid. All rampant looting is punishable by tickle torture. The ball is no offsides when parallel to fourth big toe. I call shananagins on a Monday for extra sauce points.</p>All pancakes are double points. All trianlges are invalid. All rampant looting is punishable by tickle torture. The ball is no offsides when parallel to fourth big toe. I call shananagins on a Monday for extra sauce points.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T23:24:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Grandfather Dirt (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=83?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#41172015-04-06T23:04:18Z2015-04-06T23:04:18Z<p>Saturday Night Special.</p>Saturday Night Special.Grandfather Dirt (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T23:04:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=236?BANNED#117942015-04-06T23:16:59Z2015-04-06T23:01:36Z<p>Uncle Teddy is banned for not telling me the difference between sodomy and camping.
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I am never going camping again.</p>Uncle Teddy is banned for not telling me the difference between sodomy and camping.
I am never going camping again.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T23:01:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Ninja'D (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=24?Order-66#11772015-04-06T22:58:22Z2015-04-06T22:58:22Z<p>Here have a brown coat, don't mind the holes. And welcome Serenity Valley.</p>Here have a brown coat, don't mind the holes. And welcome Serenity Valley.Ninja'D (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T22:58:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=86?The-Next-Poster#42752015-04-06T22:55:12Z2015-04-06T22:55:12Z<p>The hats, oh the glorious hats. I put them on little chicks, and big ol' bulls. Then we dance the night away under the full moon. Then in the wee hours just before the sun rises...We throw our hands in the air and wave them around like we just don't care.
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The Next Poster was touched by an Angel. Caught the whole thing on his/her smart phone and is sewing for the Angel for all of it. And I mean ALL of it.</p>The hats, oh the glorious hats. I put them on little chicks, and big ol' bulls. Then we dance the night away under the full moon. Then in the wee hours just before the sun rises...We throw our hands in the air and wave them around like we just don't care.
The Next Poster was touched by an Angel. Caught the whole thing on his/her smart phone and is sewing for the Angel for all of it. And I mean ALL of it.Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T22:55:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsGrandfather Dirt (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=321?Last-one-to-post-wins#160102015-04-06T22:49:24Z2015-04-06T22:49:24Z<p>You want old, you want old. I rode a comet uphill both ways to school, in the freezing void before the universe existed. And I liked it. Never complained not once. I remember when your moma jokes were cool. I remember when MTV played music videos. I remember the first Dalai Lama. I tought Aroden how to tie his sandals, damn kid always running around with his sandals untied, I new he was gonna get himself killed one day. You young whipper snappers don't know the first thing about old. Why I otta...eh whats that? No I don't want a rassafriggin suppository, I just had one. Oh it's The Win, well then go right ahead.</p>You want old, you want old. I rode a comet uphill both ways to school, in the freezing void before the universe existed. And I liked it. Never complained not once. I remember when your moma jokes were cool. I remember when MTV played music videos. I remember the first Dalai Lama. I tought Aroden how to tie his sandals, damn kid always running around with his sandals untied, I new he was gonna get himself killed one day. You young whipper snappers don't know the first thing about old. Why I...Grandfather Dirt (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T22:49:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#442015-04-06T22:42:01Z2015-04-06T22:42:01Z<p>My apologies young one, I forget that even those of odd god like natures can have feelings as tender as a mortal teenager lost in the whirlwind of puberty. Please forgive my impudence and take this magic jar of souls, pulled from the River Styx by the finest thieves. Well maybe not the finest, if they were the finest they would not have found themselves plying their trade on the River Styx. And here a salve from the Elysian Gardens made from the tears of a thousand virgins just before their prom night.</p>My apologies young one, I forget that even those of odd god like natures can have feelings as tender as a mortal teenager lost in the whirlwind of puberty. Please forgive my impudence and take this magic jar of souls, pulled from the River Styx by the finest thieves. Well maybe not the finest, if they were the finest they would not have found themselves plying their trade on the River Styx. And here a salve from the Elysian Gardens made from the tears of a thousand virgins just before their...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T22:42:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#422015-04-06T20:29:10Z2015-04-06T20:29:10Z<p>It just so happens Cthulhu is by the pool now, or more likely at the bottom of the deep end.
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The dessert carts should be around any moment, the halflings won't even allow me in the kitchens. I believe we may not wish to know all of their secrets, ruins the mystery and all.
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What happens in the Palace of Unearthly Delights stays in the Palace, Aroden's secrets are safe here. Our cantaloupes are grown fresh in the gardens here and the vegetable shortening is made from fresh vegepygmies.</p>It just so happens Cthulhu is by the pool now, or more likely at the bottom of the deep end.
The dessert carts should be around any moment, the halflings won't even allow me in the kitchens. I believe we may not wish to know all of their secrets, ruins the mystery and all.
What happens in the Palace of Unearthly Delights stays in the Palace, Aroden's secrets are safe here. Our cantaloupes are grown fresh in the gardens here and the vegetable shortening is made from fresh vegepygmies.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T20:29:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#362015-04-06T16:40:45Z2015-04-06T16:40:45Z<p>It would seem that my guest are less concerned with delights and pleasures, and more concerned with ruling the universe. Though I suppose each has their own "delights". The library here at the Palace of Unearthly Delights is home to every book ever published, we even have nook and kindle versions. Please have a valid ID or library card ready so that you may check out the tomes you are looking for. As for Groteus and his adventures in the Boneyard, I believe those are best left answered in person when one enters the Boneyard on that fateful day.</p>It would seem that my guest are less concerned with delights and pleasures, and more concerned with ruling the universe. Though I suppose each has their own "delights". The library here at the Palace of Unearthly Delights is home to every book ever published, we even have nook and kindle versions. Please have a valid ID or library card ready so that you may check out the tomes you are looking for. As for Groteus and his adventures in the Boneyard, I believe those are best left answered in...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T16:40:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#312015-04-06T14:53:13Z2015-04-06T14:53:13Z<p>Sadly last week the universe's soul was touched by GoatToucher and is in rehab. As for toast, GoatToucher used it to touch the soul of the universe and subsequently had to be tossed into the pits of Mount Doom. The halflings left with it yesterday. Could I interest you in some nice pita loaf and the soul of an unborn galaxy perhaps?</p>Sadly last week the universe's soul was touched by GoatToucher and is in rehab. As for toast, GoatToucher used it to touch the soul of the universe and subsequently had to be tossed into the pits of Mount Doom. The halflings left with it yesterday. Could I interest you in some nice pita loaf and the soul of an unborn galaxy perhaps?Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-06T14:53:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#262015-04-03T01:10:55Z2015-04-03T01:10:55Z<p>Grey Rose of the Bush CR 5
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XP 1,600
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CE Medium plant
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Init +1; Senses low-light vision, tremorsense; Perception +0
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DEFENSE</p>
<p>AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 17 (+1 Dex, +7 natural)
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hp 52 (7d8+21)
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Fort +8, Ref +3, Will +2
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Immune cold, plant traits
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Weaknesses cold lethargy
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OFFENSE</p>
<p>Speed 20 ft.
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Melee slam +10 (1d8+7)
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Special Abilities Annoying Mimicry
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STATISTICS</p>
<p>Str 20, Dex 13, Con 16, Int 13, Wis 11, Cha 18
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Base Atk +5; CMB +10; CMD 21 (25 vs. trip)
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Skills Bluff +20
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ECOLOGY</p>
<p>Environment forest (warm)
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Organization solitary, pair, or garden (3–8)
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Treasure incidental
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Annoying Mimicry (Ex) The Grey Rose of the Bush can perfectly imitate certain sounds or even specific voices. The Grey Rose of the Bush makes a Bluff check opposed by the listener's Sense Motive check to recognize the mimicry, although if the listener isn't familiar with the person or type of creatures mimicked, it takes a –8 penalty on its Sense Motive check. The Grey Rose of the Bush has a +8 racial bonus on its Bluff check to mimic sounds (including accents and speech patterns, if a voice mimic) it has listened to for at least 10 minutes. The Grey Rose of the Bush cannot duplicate the effects of magical abilities (such as bardic performance or a harpy's captivating song), though it may be able to mimic the sound of those abilities. This ability does not allow the creature to speak or understand languages it doesn't know.</p>
<p>Now careful with this delicate little flower. She needs much care and love and is prone to eating her owners in the night. Also that mimicry will get a bit annoying but with time and training you can teach her manner of wonderful and delightful insults.</p>Grey Rose of the Bush CR 5
XP 1,600
CE Medium plant
Init +1; Senses low-light vision, tremorsense; Perception +0
DEFENSE
AC 18, touch 11, flat-footed 17 (+1 Dex, +7 natural)
hp 52 (7d8+21)
Fort +8, Ref +3, Will +2
Immune cold, plant traits
Weaknesses cold lethargy
OFFENSE
Speed 20 ft.
Melee slam +10 (1d8+7)
Special Abilities Annoying Mimicry
STATISTICS
Str 20, Dex 13, Con 16, Int 13, Wis 11, Cha 18
Base Atk +5; CMB +10; CMD 21 (25 vs. trip)
Skills Bluff +20
ECOLOGY
Environment forest...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-03T01:10:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=320?Last-one-to-post-wins#159772015-04-03T02:40:06Z2015-04-03T00:26:37Z<p>Uh, mister AoZK, these uh brides are all, um uh well, ghouls and ghast. I think the mail order bride site made a type-o. Ravaging instead of ravashing. Hmm, well this will be an interesting night of delights and debuatury.</p>Uh, mister AoZK, these uh brides are all, um uh well, ghouls and ghast. I think the mail order bride site made a type-o. Ravaging instead of ravashing. Hmm, well this will be an interesting night of delights and debuatury.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-03T00:26:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#242015-04-03T00:21:47Z2015-04-03T00:21:47Z<p>My friend if it was still mine to give it would be yours. Alas the down payment and escro on a place as fine as this is indeed steep.</p>My friend if it was still mine to give it would be yours. Alas the down payment and escro on a place as fine as this is indeed steep.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-03T00:21:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=24?Order-66#11672015-04-02T21:34:53Z2015-04-02T21:34:53Z<p>While Doomkitten is busy watching the show I go all sneaky sneaky and WHA-BAM! Captain Caveman club to the dome. Say goodnight to the Sandman.</p>While Doomkitten is busy watching the show I go all sneaky sneaky and WHA-BAM! Captain Caveman club to the dome. Say goodnight to the Sandman.The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-02T21:34:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Count to 1,000,000The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mikj&page=45?Count-to-1000000#22482015-04-02T18:40:10Z2015-04-02T18:40:10Z<p>36281</p>36281The last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-02T18:40:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#222015-04-02T17:35:28Z2015-04-02T17:35:28Z<p>Go down to the garage and pick one out. But remember you blow it up, you bought it. Also I will need to see your certificate of graduation from the Time Lord academy.</p>Go down to the garage and pick one out. But remember you blow it up, you bought it. Also I will need to see your certificate of graduation from the Time Lord academy.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-02T17:35:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=320?Last-one-to-post-wins#159622015-04-02T17:32:37Z2015-04-02T17:32:37Z<p>Son of a... MBT has you are now and forever known as Kenny the Message Board Troll. PT, go slap KMBT with that paddle and a keg of healing potion.</p>Son of a... MBT has you are now and forever known as Kenny the Message Board Troll. PT, go slap KMBT with that paddle and a keg of healing potion.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-02T17:32:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#202015-04-02T17:21:49Z2015-04-02T17:21:49Z<p>The soup kitchen here at the Palace of Unearthly Delights is ran by some of the best Halfling cooks from Cheliax. Clam Chowder is for the riff raff, have some Half-Celestial Clam Chowder. No, no, no. Korean spicy chicken is so bland, have some of Alaeron's special blend spicy owl bear soup.
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GoatToucher, the mustard packets are being delivered personally by my naga masesuse, and some of Katapesh's finest wares.</p>The soup kitchen here at the Palace of Unearthly Delights is ran by some of the best Halfling cooks from Cheliax. Clam Chowder is for the riff raff, have some Half-Celestial Clam Chowder. No, no, no. Korean spicy chicken is so bland, have some of Alaeron's special blend spicy owl bear soup.
GoatToucher, the mustard packets are being delivered personally by my naga masesuse, and some of Katapesh's finest wares.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-02T17:21:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=320?Last-one-to-post-wins#159592015-04-02T16:40:11Z2015-04-02T16:40:11Z<p>That hot chocolate was from one of my special private stores.</p>That hot chocolate was from one of my special private stores.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-02T16:40:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=320?Last-one-to-post-wins#159582015-04-02T16:38:38Z2015-04-02T16:38:38Z<p>Happy belated B-day. Can I get a raise?</p>Happy belated B-day. Can I get a raise?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-02T16:38:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=319?Last-one-to-post-wins#159332015-04-01T18:19:29Z2015-04-01T18:19:29Z<p>Trade ya some catnip for that win</p>Trade ya some catnip for that winThe last Je'Daii (alias of Drowblade)2015-04-01T18:19:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=317?Last-one-to-post-wins#158182015-03-25T22:16:31Z2015-03-25T22:16:31Z<p>I eat you ALL!</p>I eat you ALL!Drowblade2015-03-25T22:16:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Ninja'D (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=23?Order-66#11282015-03-24T23:40:44Z2015-03-24T23:40:44Z<p>Shhh... it's will be over soon. Just lie down and let the poison work. Also hold this chunk of Tarrasque flesh.</p>Shhh... it's will be over soon. Just lie down and let the poison work. Also hold this chunk of Tarrasque flesh.Ninja'D (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-24T23:40:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#162015-03-24T23:36:31Z2015-03-24T23:36:31Z<p>The drive through is open even late. Please have a look at our value menu. Also we are having a special on faerie pies, buy 2 get 1 free. Please once you have made your selection pull up to the first window to pay the attendant and your order will be ready at the second window. The Universal Ointment is included in all orders.</p>The drive through is open even late. Please have a look at our value menu. Also we are having a special on faerie pies, buy 2 get 1 free. Please once you have made your selection pull up to the first window to pay the attendant and your order will be ready at the second window. The Universal Ointment is included in all orders.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-24T23:36:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsNinja'D (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=316?Last-one-to-post-wins#157662015-03-23T22:35:27Z2015-03-23T22:35:27Z<p>DIE DIE DIE ALL OF YOU DIE A MOST HORRIBLE AND IGNOBLE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>DIE DIE DIE ALL OF YOU DIE A MOST HORRIBLE AND IGNOBLE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ninja'D (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-23T22:35:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Ninja'D (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=6?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#2672015-03-21T18:28:43Z2015-03-21T18:28:43Z<p>315. Axel Rose</p>315. Axel RoseNinja'D (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-21T18:28:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=315?Last-one-to-post-wins#157042015-03-21T18:23:54Z2015-03-21T18:23:54Z<p>Goblin Army! shank the longshanks! Kill them all and let the gods that may or may not exist sort them out or not or what ever. Where the Abyss is my win?</p>Goblin Army! shank the longshanks! Kill them all and let the gods that may or may not exist sort them out or not or what ever. Where the Abyss is my win?The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-21T18:23:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=3?Would-you-kindly#1322015-03-20T22:11:18Z2015-03-20T22:11:18Z<p>I don't know what to do. No request was made.
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Next poster would kindly inform IHIYC of the rules of this particular forum game.</p>I don't know what to do. No request was made.
Next poster would kindly inform IHIYC of the rules of this particular forum game.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-20T22:11:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=85?The-Next-Poster#42102015-03-19T21:25:21Z2015-03-19T21:25:21Z<p>Why do you think I'm hiding? Goblins be pretty fart smellers.
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The next poster has harnessed the power of Disco,but uses it for evil.</p>Why do you think I'm hiding? Goblins be pretty fart smellers.
The next poster has harnessed the power of Disco,but uses it for evil.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-19T21:25:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156482015-03-19T21:21:14Z2015-03-19T21:21:14Z<p>I wanna be plundered first! Wait...what, who said that?</p>I wanna be plundered first! Wait...what, who said that?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-19T21:21:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156342015-03-19T13:23:47Z2015-03-19T02:12:06Z<p>You are the poop deck!</p>You are the poop deck!The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-19T02:12:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would You Rather? Pathfinder EditionJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rr1q&page=13?Would-You-Rather-Pathfinder-Edition#6472015-03-21T21:50:55Z2015-03-18T23:00:14Z<p>Nidal, weird pain fetish wins out over moldy undead.
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Would you rather meet the prerequisite to gain a Unicorn mount, or meet the prerequisite to be a Calistrian priest(ess)?</p>Nidal, weird pain fetish wins out over moldy undead.
Would you rather meet the prerequisite to gain a Unicorn mount, or meet the prerequisite to be a Calistrian priest(ess)?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-18T23:00:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156322015-03-18T22:55:14Z2015-03-18T22:55:14Z<p>Yes, now we're talking. I get to be cabin boy! Wait...what, who said that?</p>Yes, now we're talking. I get to be cabin boy! Wait...what, who said that?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-18T22:55:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41982015-03-18T22:53:09Z2015-03-18T22:53:09Z<p>O.o I...I...I'm flabbergasted. You pulled it off totally got it past them. Well I have no choice. I shall recite The Art of War in Klingon as requested. But first, the next poster has a special talent for squirrel wrangling that must be shared with the world.</p>O.o I...I...I'm flabbergasted. You pulled it off totally got it past them. Well I have no choice. I shall recite The Art of War in Klingon as requested. But first, the next poster has a special talent for squirrel wrangling that must be shared with the world.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-18T22:53:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41952015-03-18T22:39:46Z2015-03-18T22:39:46Z<p>(censored)
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Ah, seriously, that is total (censored).
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(censored) man c'mon already that's enough.
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The next poster will hopefully have better luck fighting the evil tyrant that is censorship.
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(censored) (censored)</p>(censored)
Ah, seriously, that is total (censored).
(censored) man c'mon already that's enough.
The next poster will hopefully have better luck fighting the evil tyrant that is censorship.
(censored) (censored)The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-18T22:39:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156302015-03-18T21:12:53Z2015-03-18T21:12:29Z<p>Hell hounds leap at the cowardly kings and carry souls across the river styx, yeah!</p>Hell hounds leap at the cowardly kings and carry souls across the river styx, yeah!Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-18T21:12:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156282015-03-18T20:16:04Z2015-03-18T20:16:04Z<p>It was not heresy and I will not repent. But if I were in a repenting mood what do you have in mind?</p>It was not heresy and I will not repent. But if I were in a repenting mood what do you have in mind?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-18T20:16:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41862015-03-18T00:06:27Z2015-03-18T00:06:27Z<p>Yeah, yo moma, frisky farm hands and GoatToucher.
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The next poster is a travel agent in the Inner Sea area and would like tell us all about a time share program in the Eye of Abendago.</p>Yeah, yo moma, frisky farm hands and GoatToucher.
The next poster is a travel agent in the Inner Sea area and would like tell us all about a time share program in the Eye of Abendago.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-18T00:06:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156132015-03-17T23:13:13Z2015-03-17T23:13:13Z<p>Some of my best friends are Otyughs.</p>Some of my best friends are Otyughs.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-17T23:13:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41812015-03-17T23:08:37Z2015-03-17T23:08:37Z<p>Your resume looks good. But I just don't think you're what we're looking for right now.
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The next poster will definitely hire you, then probably sacrifice you to an Elder God.</p>Your resume looks good. But I just don't think you're what we're looking for right now.
The next poster will definitely hire you, then probably sacrifice you to an Elder God.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-17T23:08:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=313?Last-one-to-post-wins#156062015-03-16T23:11:04Z2015-03-16T23:11:04Z<p>That was one jacked up goblin. That's what happens when you experiment while in an alchemist's shop. Trust only in what your god bestows upon you. Science is evil.</p>That was one jacked up goblin. That's what happens when you experiment while in an alchemist's shop. Trust only in what your god bestows upon you. Science is evil.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-16T23:11:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Nonsense and ConceptsYour Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2no?Nonsense-and-Concepts#92015-09-25T19:35:24Z2015-03-15T15:58:38Z<p>Whiners & Shiners: Domestic Abuse Trailer Park Edition.
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The RPG all the white trash kids are looking for.</p>Whiners & Shiners: Domestic Abuse Trailer Park Edition.
The RPG all the white trash kids are looking for.Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-15T15:58:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=3?Would-you-kindly#1282015-03-14T09:37:45Z2015-03-14T09:37:45Z<p>Finally a quest worthy of a goblin hero and his trusty steed. Come Mr. Pickles adventure, fame, glory, honor, and feisty goblin wench await.
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Next poster would you kindly, well this is embarrassing, point me to the nearest wingless bat colony.</p>Finally a quest worthy of a goblin hero and his trusty steed. Come Mr. Pickles adventure, fame, glory, honor, and feisty goblin wench await.
Next poster would you kindly, well this is embarrassing, point me to the nearest wingless bat colony.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-14T09:37:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=312?Last-one-to-post-wins#155882015-03-14T09:33:03Z2015-03-14T09:33:03Z<p>First your shoes, second your socks. Then your dignity. Yes all your nice things, including this shiny little win, shall be mine. All hale the new Lord of the Dance!</p>First your shoes, second your socks. Then your dignity. Yes all your nice things, including this shiny little win, shall be mine. All hale the new Lord of the Dance!Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-14T09:33:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=312?Last-one-to-post-wins#155802015-03-13T21:02:29Z2015-03-13T21:02:29Z<p>YES! YES! DRINK YOUR POISON YOU FOOLS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE ABYSS!</p>YES! YES! DRINK YOUR POISON YOU FOOLS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE ABYSS!Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-13T21:02:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#132015-03-13T12:22:47Z2015-03-13T12:22:47Z<p>Fortunately for you my sightless friend, one of the many doors here at the PoUD opens to that marvelous city, Tanelorn. From there the Moon Beam roads are yours to travel. If you see our friend Moonglum, tell him he owes me a story.</p>Fortunately for you my sightless friend, one of the many doors here at the PoUD opens to that marvelous city, Tanelorn. From there the Moon Beam roads are yours to travel. If you see our friend Moonglum, tell him he owes me a story.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-13T12:22:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#112015-03-13T11:41:10Z2015-03-13T11:41:10Z<p>Actually that's Mrs. Cheney.</p>Actually that's Mrs. Cheney.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-13T11:41:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#82015-03-13T09:18:45Z2015-03-13T09:18:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I want to New World Computing to rise from the corporate grave, complete with Jon Van Caneghem at the helm, and take back its rightful <i>Might & Magic</i> franchise!</p>
<p>Oh, yeah, and Justice for the past 15 years of shameless fascist dystopia would be a sight for sore eyes, as well - I want to see Dick Cheney and a few dozen other people damned Jacob Marley-style! </blockquote><p>Ah, it is to be expected that some request are going to be a bit more challenging. I believe you are seeking the Protean Room IHIYC. Down the wormhole to the chaos void, third endless chasm on your right. Wait, left, no right, no left... well best of luck. That part of the PoUD is always a little bit difficult to navigate.I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:I want to New World Computing to rise from the corporate grave, complete with Jon Van Caneghem at the helm, and take back its rightful Might & Magic franchise!
Oh, yeah, and Justice for the past 15 years of shameless fascist dystopia would be a sight for sore eyes, as well - I want to see Dick Cheney and a few dozen other people damned Jacob Marley-style!
Ah, it is to be expected that some request are going to be a bit more challenging. I believe you are...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-13T09:18:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#32015-03-13T01:32:59Z2015-03-13T01:32:59Z<p>Indeed baby Brownies have been a hit here in the past. The older ones tend to be a bit chewy.</p>Indeed baby Brownies have been a hit here in the past. The older ones tend to be a bit chewy.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-13T01:32:59ZForums: Forum Games: Enter SultanFlephublamyek's Palace of Unearthly Delights...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2gn?Enter-SultanFlephublamyeks-Palace-of#12015-03-13T01:17:57Z2015-03-13T01:17:57Z<p>Come, come my friends enjoy all that my palace has to offer. Tell us your deepest desires, be it buxom wenches, tall dark and mysterious strangers, gnome bondage. Or perhaps you have a taste for exotic dishes, unicorn roast with a marmalade glaze. Ah, I think maybe a game of chance is more to your liking, the game room is this way.</p>Come, come my friends enjoy all that my palace has to offer. Tell us your deepest desires, be it buxom wenches, tall dark and mysterious strangers, gnome bondage. Or perhaps you have a taste for exotic dishes, unicorn roast with a marmalade glaze. Ah, I think maybe a game of chance is more to your liking, the game room is this way.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-13T01:17:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=3?Would-you-kindly#1172015-03-12T22:51:16Z2015-03-12T22:51:16Z<p>Hear, I call it science.
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Next poster would you kindly entertain us with a rousing story of the good ol' days.</p>Hear, I call it science.
Next poster would you kindly entertain us with a rousing story of the good ol' days.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-12T22:51:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishThe Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=68?Corrupt-the-Wish#33732015-03-12T22:42:05Z2015-03-12T22:42:05Z<p>S'up sexy
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I wish I wasn't Darius Darrenbar's soulmate any more.</p>S'up sexy
I wish I wasn't Darius Darrenbar's soulmate any more.The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-12T22:42:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsYour Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=312?Last-one-to-post-wins#155542015-03-12T00:03:20Z2015-03-12T00:03:20Z<p>YES YES FLY TO YOUR DOOOOOOMMMMMM!</p>YES YES FLY TO YOUR DOOOOOOMMMMMM!Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-12T00:03:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=3?Would-you-kindly#1102015-03-11T23:46:24Z2015-03-11T23:46:24Z<p>Hi-ho hi-ho off to work I go. First we start start with the [redacted], then with much furious [redacted] we move to the [redacted]. Now that is done the [redacted] can be removed and [redacted] and [redacted]. Hold still this next bit will hurt I promise.
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the Next poster will fetch the [redacted] and insert it in the [redacted]
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•slaps GT• Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.</p>Hi-ho hi-ho off to work I go. First we start start with the [redacted], then with much furious [redacted] we move to the [redacted]. Now that is done the [redacted] can be removed and [redacted] and [redacted]. Hold still this next bit will hurt I promise.
the Next poster will fetch the [redacted] and insert it in the [redacted]
*slaps GT* Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-11T23:46:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=236?BANNED#117552015-03-12T19:44:28Z2015-03-11T23:29:21Z<p>TFF is banned for living a life less ordinary.</p>TFF is banned for living a life less ordinary.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-11T23:29:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=22?Order-66#10762015-03-11T23:26:33Z2015-03-11T23:26:33Z<p>GnR gets stabbed with a rusty ogre hook and catches some horrible disease that comes from rusty metal.</p>GnR gets stabbed with a rusty ogre hook and catches some horrible disease that comes from rusty metal.Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-11T23:26:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=311?Last-one-to-post-wins#155502015-03-11T23:22:57Z2015-03-11T23:22:57Z<p>•steps out of torture chamber wiping hands off•
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Sorry AoZK, Prvt. Tiny got a little rambunctious on that last one. Did you need something? Oh, hey looks like someone dropped a win here, nice. Why...why does this smell of goats and marmalade?</p>*steps out of torture chamber wiping hands off*
Sorry AoZK, Prvt. Tiny got a little rambunctious on that last one. Did you need something? Oh, hey looks like someone dropped a win here, nice. Why...why does this smell of goats and marmalade?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-11T23:22:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41642015-03-11T23:17:39Z2015-03-11T23:17:39Z<p>Woooooaaaaaooooooowwwwaaaaeeeeeee.
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The poster is a Gold Medal Siberian Hamster wrangler.</p>Woooooaaaaaooooooowwwwaaaaeeeeeee.
The poster is a Gold Medal Siberian Hamster wrangler.Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-11T23:17:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=46?False-factoids#22642015-03-11T23:15:17Z2015-03-11T23:15:17Z<p>It's the end times! The threads are merging! I blame Cosmo!</p>It's the end times! The threads are merging! I blame Cosmo!Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-11T23:15:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsYour Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=311?Last-one-to-post-wins#155332015-03-11T00:16:34Z2015-03-11T00:16:34Z<p>If you want the win, I have it in here with me.</p>If you want the win, I have it in here with me.Your Deeper Darkness (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-11T00:16:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=310?Last-one-to-post-wins#154542015-03-06T00:48:42Z2015-03-06T00:48:42Z<p>•goblin charging shank•
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Me only goblin FTW!</p>*goblin charging shank*
Me only goblin FTW!The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-06T00:48:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishTetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=68?Corrupt-the-Wish#33632015-03-05T19:30:44Z2015-03-05T19:30:44Z<p>I tried. But they all were busy on the latest "X is OP.", "Paladin fall cause of X", "Ask X your questions here", "Is GoatToucher my Baby Daddy?"
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I wish more people could use some common sense when reading a rule book and save the FAQ's for real rules issues. Like can my gnome summoner mate with my dwarven slayer to make avatar death summoning gnarf?</p>I tried. But they all were busy on the latest "X is OP.", "Paladin fall cause of X", "Ask X your questions here", "Is GoatToucher my Baby Daddy?"
I wish more people could use some common sense when reading a rule book and save the FAQ's for real rules issues. Like can my gnome summoner mate with my dwarven slayer to make avatar death summoning gnarf?Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-05T19:30:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=83?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#41122015-03-05T18:12:18Z2015-03-05T18:12:18Z<p>The masked goddess of but-'er-faces</p>The masked goddess of but-'er-facesJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-05T18:12:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=84?The-Next-Poster#41532015-03-05T18:05:21Z2015-03-05T18:05:21Z<p>What wizard's tower?
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The next poster will explain to Wylliam H. that I was never held in a wizard's tower. (a wizard's sleeve maybe)</p>What wizard's tower?
The next poster will explain to Wylliam H. that I was never held in a wizard's tower. (a wizard's sleeve maybe)The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-05T18:05:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=235?BANNED#117242015-03-05T18:03:13Z2015-03-05T18:03:13Z<p>GoatToucher is banned for for not having knowledge of goblin art history.</p>GoatToucher is banned for for not having knowledge of goblin art history.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-05T18:03:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=5?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#2072015-03-05T18:02:06Z2015-03-05T18:02:06Z<p>237. The Sun. (damn UV rays)</p>237. The Sun. (damn UV rays)I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-05T18:02:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=45?False-factoids#22212015-03-05T17:58:56Z2015-03-05T17:58:56Z<p>Because GoatToucher ate it already. Or is it because the candy is a lie. Wait no that's not it.
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Anyway GoatToucher is the Artist formerly known as GerbilHider.</p>Because GoatToucher ate it already. Or is it because the candy is a lie. Wait no that's not it.
Anyway GoatToucher is the Artist formerly known as GerbilHider.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-03-05T17:58:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=4?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#1692015-02-21T15:31:19Z2015-02-21T15:31:19Z<p>200. The 300</p>200. The 300The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-21T15:31:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=306?Last-one-to-post-wins#152712015-02-21T04:52:03Z2015-02-21T04:52:03Z<p>So is not winning.</p>So is not winning.The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-21T04:52:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Fortress UnassailableI'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzac?The-Fortress-Unassailable#452015-02-21T04:50:13Z2015-02-21T04:50:13Z<p>No good not a single person in there has a con score.
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We could challenge them to a winner take all game of tic-tac-toe. Their champion verse our champion.</p>No good not a single person in there has a con score.
We could challenge them to a winner take all game of tic-tac-toe. Their champion verse our champion.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-21T04:50:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=83?The-Next-Poster#41092015-02-21T00:54:31Z2015-02-21T00:54:31Z<p>Sadly this is true. •sniff• I just want to make little noise, and get down tonight.
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The next poster was the shark on the left for Katey Perry's SuperBowl half time show.</p>Sadly this is true. *sniff* I just want to make little noise, and get down tonight.
The next poster was the shark on the left for Katey Perry's SuperBowl half time show.Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-21T00:54:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=234?BANNED#116512015-02-21T00:51:24Z2015-02-21T00:51:24Z<p>Banned for not having a chin.</p>Banned for not having a chin.The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-21T00:51:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=82?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#40962015-02-20T23:46:55Z2015-02-20T23:46:55Z<p>Sobbin' Harper</p>Sobbin' HarperThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T23:46:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=233?BANNED#116492015-02-20T23:41:29Z2015-02-20T23:41:29Z<p>Banned for rocking out too hard.</p>Banned for rocking out too hard.The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T23:41:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=67?Corrupt-the-Wish#33342015-02-20T23:35:30Z2015-02-20T23:35:30Z<p>•shoves krevon down some stairs•
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•sigh•
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I wish I could do that again</p>*shoves krevon down some stairs*
*sigh*
I wish I could do that againThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T23:35:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=83?The-Next-Poster#41072015-02-20T23:33:32Z2015-02-20T23:33:32Z<p>Yes, and I gave it to him.
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The next poster spent a year living with a clan of bugbears.</p>Yes, and I gave it to him.
The next poster spent a year living with a clan of bugbears.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T23:33:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=306?Last-one-to-post-wins#152582015-02-20T23:03:03Z2015-02-20T23:03:03Z<p>Tiny will be busy handling the shocker lizards outback. I guess that leaves me for the demonstration. Now I need to get my spiked thong ready. And some black pudding.</p>Tiny will be busy handling the shocker lizards outback. I guess that leaves me for the demonstration. Now I need to get my spiked thong ready. And some black pudding.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T23:03:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=4?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#1602015-02-20T22:59:07Z2015-02-20T22:59:07Z<p>191. alien abductions</p>191. alien abductionsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T22:59:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=82?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#40942015-02-20T22:56:15Z2015-02-20T22:56:15Z<p>Potato Poacher</p>Potato PoacherThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T22:56:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=43?False-factoids#21382015-02-20T22:54:58Z2015-02-20T22:54:58Z<p>Alick had a brief career as Mace Windu's sabre crystal.</p>Alick had a brief career as Mace Windu's sabre crystal.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T22:54:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=2?Would-you-kindly#792015-02-20T22:52:04Z2015-02-20T22:52:04Z<p>Bwahaha! Um you got a little something on your chin there GT.
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Next poster would kindly whip GT's chin. (yeah I ment whip not wipe, I know how he likes it)</p>Bwahaha! Um you got a little something on your chin there GT.
Next poster would kindly whip GT's chin. (yeah I ment whip not wipe, I know how he likes it)The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T22:52:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=306?Last-one-to-post-wins#152562015-02-20T22:48:26Z2015-02-20T22:48:26Z<p>At tonights function we holding a recruiting drive. Everyone is expected to bring a "friend". Also refreshments will be privided. There will also be a drawing for door prizes. In the main hall GT will be giving one of his demonstrations. Leather, spandex, and furries are all welcome.</p>At tonights function we holding a recruiting drive. Everyone is expected to bring a "friend". Also refreshments will be privided. There will also be a drawing for door prizes. In the main hall GT will be giving one of his demonstrations. Leather, spandex, and furries are all welcome.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T22:48:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=82?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#40852015-02-20T10:55:53Z2015-02-20T10:55:53Z<p>glassjaw</p>glassjawPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T10:55:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=82?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#40842015-02-20T10:55:16Z2015-02-20T10:55:16Z<p>slackjaw</p>slackjawThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T10:55:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=4?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#1542015-02-20T10:53:37Z2015-02-20T10:53:37Z<p>185. the cat</p>185. the catI'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-20T10:53:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.The Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=82?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#40792015-02-19T22:49:37Z2015-02-19T22:49:37Z<p>Princess of princesses</p>Princess of princessesThe Goblin Knight (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-19T22:49:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=305?Last-one-to-post-wins#152192015-02-20T16:38:42Z2015-02-19T22:43:36Z<p>It worked on yo momma last night!</p>It worked on yo momma last night!The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-19T22:43:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzet?Meanwhile-at-the-Hall-of-Justice#262015-02-19T22:38:46Z2015-02-19T22:38:46Z<p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
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KenderKin attempts to fill the awkward silence with yodling.</p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
KenderKin attempts to fill the awkward silence with yodling.The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-19T22:38:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsThe Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=305?Last-one-to-post-wins#152172015-02-19T22:36:33Z2015-02-19T22:36:33Z<p>Here I Am.</p>Here I Am.The Walking Chosen (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-19T22:36:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishPig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=67?Corrupt-the-Wish#33222015-02-19T14:15:09Z2015-02-19T14:15:09Z<p>Granted, you now have 110% more half-fiendish pigs, whose mothers were succubi.
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I wish I didn't know how that happened.</p>Granted, you now have 110% more half-fiendish pigs, whose mothers were succubi.
I wish I didn't know how that happened.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-19T14:15:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=233?BANNED#116352015-02-19T14:07:50Z2015-02-19T14:07:50Z<p>Banned for not coming out of the closet.</p>Banned for not coming out of the closet.Pig in a Poke Tuesday (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-19T14:07:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Lots of cultists here... what should we do? What CAN we do???Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rg5p?Lots-of-cultists-here-what-should-we-do-What#152015-02-19T01:47:10Z2015-02-19T01:47:10Z<p>Hell no we won't go!
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Hell no we won't go!
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Wait... um can we talk health care, dental, vision, 401K, payed holidays off, and vacation time?</p>Hell no we won't go!
Hell no we won't go!
Wait... um can we talk health care, dental, vision, 401K, payed holidays off, and vacation time?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-19T01:47:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=82?The-Next-Poster#40792015-02-18T01:26:38Z2015-02-18T01:26:38Z<p>Sniff sniff it is truly an honor sir, thank you so much. I would like to thank all the little people I sacrificed and back stabbed and trod on to get here today. sniff
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The next poster is going to polish my brand new unholy symbol.</p>Sniff sniff it is truly an honor sir, thank you so much. I would like to thank all the little people I sacrificed and back stabbed and trod on to get here today. sniff
The next poster is going to polish my brand new unholy symbol.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-18T01:26:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzet?Meanwhile-at-the-Hall-of-Justice#152015-02-17T00:41:50Z2015-02-17T00:41:50Z<p>Meanwhile at the hall of Justice...
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I count the number of bones Batman can break before i loose con............</p>Meanwhile at the hall of Justice...
I count the number of bones Batman can break before i loose con............I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-17T00:41:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=42?False-factoids#20952015-02-16T18:58:45Z2015-02-16T18:58:45Z<p>Alick once tried to sneak into Smaug's treasure but was tossed out because Smaug thought it was just a cheap trinket.</p>Alick once tried to sneak into Smaug's treasure but was tossed out because Smaug thought it was just a cheap trinket.Drowblade2015-02-16T18:58:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzet?Meanwhile-at-the-Hall-of-Justice#122015-02-16T18:56:28Z2015-02-16T18:56:28Z<p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
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Alick is being used as a urinal cake.</p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
Alick is being used as a urinal cake.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T18:56:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=21?Order-66#10282015-02-16T18:50:54Z2015-02-16T18:50:54Z<p>Socks should not suffer so.
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Alick shall be sent to the plane of earth where it shall blend in with all the other shiny things and be food for some nameless elemental.</p>Socks should not suffer so.
Alick shall be sent to the plane of earth where it shall blend in with all the other shiny things and be food for some nameless elemental.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T18:50:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=304?Last-one-to-post-wins#151702015-02-16T18:45:52Z2015-02-16T18:45:52Z<p>Such a shiny bauble should not just be left lying around. Come Alick allow me to place you and the win in my treasure vaults deep, deep, deep, deep in my palace.</p>Such a shiny bauble should not just be left lying around. Come Alick allow me to place you and the win in my treasure vaults deep, deep, deep, deep in my palace.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T18:45:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Lots of cultists here... what should we do? What CAN we do???Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rg5p?Lots-of-cultists-here-what-should-we-do-What#102016-07-13T17:19:14Z2015-02-16T18:43:13Z<p>On behalf of cultist everywhere, we are not really such bad people. We enjoy spending time with family and friends, yes sometimes they be need to be sacrificed. We are real go getters, you will see us all over at airports, in your neighborhoods, and at strip malls on recruiting drives. We are definitely environmentally conscientious, look at all the old ruins we rehab and reuse. Plus our education system is outstanding, always helping to bring knowledge of the old gods to the poor ignorant masses.</p>On behalf of cultist everywhere, we are not really such bad people. We enjoy spending time with family and friends, yes sometimes they be need to be sacrificed. We are real go getters, you will see us all over at airports, in your neighborhoods, and at strip malls on recruiting drives. We are definitely environmentally conscientious, look at all the old ruins we rehab and reuse. Plus our education system is outstanding, always helping to bring knowledge of the old gods to the poor ignorant...Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T18:43:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=82?The-Next-Poster#40672015-02-16T17:56:57Z2015-02-16T17:56:57Z<p>I know your pain. I get Nick Nolte and Gary Busey mixed up all the time.
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The Next poster will now point out at least 5 easy ways to tell these two men apart.</p>I know your pain. I get Nick Nolte and Gary Busey mixed up all the time.
The Next poster will now point out at least 5 easy ways to tell these two men apart.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T17:56:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=21?Order-66#10262015-02-16T17:49:02Z2015-02-16T17:49:02Z<p>I finish pealing AoZK's face off then slap him to death with it.</p>I finish pealing AoZK's face off then slap him to death with it.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T17:49:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Things that sound great until you think about it for a moment.I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rze0?Things-that-sound-great-until-you-think-about#252015-02-16T19:46:59Z2015-02-16T17:48:05Z<p>Playing a Paladin</p>Playing a PaladinI'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T17:48:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...I'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=3?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#1142015-02-16T17:45:43Z2015-02-16T17:45:43Z<p>135. Soccer moms</p>135. Soccer momsI'm Hiding Under Your Bed (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T17:45:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=42?False-factoids#20832015-02-16T02:02:44Z2015-02-16T02:02:44Z<p>Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is actually an avatar of Pikachu</p>Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is actually an avatar of PikachuDrowblade2015-02-16T02:02:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=21?Order-66#10202015-02-16T02:00:06Z2015-02-16T02:00:06Z<p>I...uh...um... wait can a cultist kill a gods avatar and still maintain their standing as a cultist?</p>I...uh...um... wait can a cultist kill a gods avatar and still maintain their standing as a cultist?Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-16T02:00:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=21?Order-66#10092015-02-14T18:23:25Z2015-02-14T18:23:25Z<p>Behold, a meteor! (a dinosaur's worst nightmare)</p>Behold, a meteor! (a dinosaur's worst nightmare)Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T18:23:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Things that sound great until you think about it for a moment.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rze0?Things-that-sound-great-until-you-think-about#102015-02-14T13:20:00Z2015-02-14T13:20:00Z<p>spandex</p>spandexJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T13:20:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Lots of cultists here... what should we do? What CAN we do???Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rg5p?Lots-of-cultists-here-what-should-we-do-What#72015-12-25T21:54:39Z2015-02-14T03:45:11Z<p>I'm in your castle advizing your king and stuff.</p>I'm in your castle advizing your king and stuff.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T03:45:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=233?BANNED#116102015-02-14T02:14:13Z2015-02-14T02:14:13Z<p>Banned for goblin farming out of season</p>Banned for goblin farming out of seasonSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T02:14:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=2?Would-you-kindly#752015-02-14T02:06:32Z2015-02-14T02:06:32Z<p>But I don't like to run that much silly boy. But if I must, we need to go back to the begining of it all.
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Next poster would you kindly fetch me some 3D glasses and a yo-yo?</p>But I don't like to run that much silly boy. But if I must, we need to go back to the begining of it all.
Next poster would you kindly fetch me some 3D glasses and a yo-yo?The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T02:06:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word story time.Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o6ic&page=13?One-word-story-time#6322015-02-14T01:58:49Z2015-02-14T01:58:49Z<p>quantum</p>quantumTetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T01:58:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Fortress UnassailableJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzac?The-Fortress-Unassailable#162015-02-14T01:50:45Z2015-02-14T01:50:45Z<p>Unfortunately the The shield generator is still up and running, our forces could not get past the plucky rebels and there native alies.
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I shall begin the rite of summonig of Cthulhu.</p>Unfortunately the The shield generator is still up and running, our forces could not get past the plucky rebels and there native alies.
I shall begin the rite of summonig of Cthulhu.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T01:50:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=82?The-Next-Poster#40622015-02-14T01:43:31Z2015-02-14T01:43:31Z<p>He poops on people's lawns.
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The next poster has a phobia of posting on message boards.</p>He poops on people's lawns.
The next poster has a phobia of posting on message boards.The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-14T01:43:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=20?Order-66#9982015-02-13T16:19:49Z2015-02-13T16:19:49Z<p>I hide Alick in GoatToacher.</p>I hide Alick in GoatToacher.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-13T16:19:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=303?Last-one-to-post-wins#151192015-02-13T16:18:14Z2015-02-13T16:18:14Z<p>TROLL!!!</p>TROLL!!!Drowblade2015-02-13T16:18:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=2?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#702015-02-13T06:18:32Z2015-02-13T06:18:32Z<p>86. trans fats</p>86. trans fatsTetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-13T06:18:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=80?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#39992015-02-13T06:03:08Z2015-02-13T06:03:08Z<p>Darth Crusty Face</p>Darth Crusty FaceJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-13T06:03:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=81?The-Next-Poster#40462015-02-13T02:30:23Z2015-02-13T02:30:23Z<p>Indeed, it was my test to enter the cult.
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The next poster knows the location of the Holy Grail. But will only tell it to squeally nord.</p>Indeed, it was my test to enter the cult.
The next poster knows the location of the Holy Grail. But will only tell it to squeally nord.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-13T02:30:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#151002015-02-13T02:20:51Z2015-02-13T02:20:51Z<p>I prefer your eggs fertilized!</p>I prefer your eggs fertilized!Drowblade2015-02-13T02:20:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=7?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#3152015-06-04T16:57:24Z2015-02-12T23:27:46Z<p>...stubbing my toe on the alter as the high priest and I made our way out the secret escape tunnel.</p>...stubbing my toe on the alter as the high priest and I made our way out the secret escape tunnel.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T23:27:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150942015-02-13T13:59:23Z2015-02-12T23:23:20Z<p>If you want a beating you can enjoy, I have a most skilled priestess of Calistra in my employ that can work such magic on your most sensitive parts.</p>If you want a beating you can enjoy, I have a most skilled priestess of Calistra in my employ that can work such magic on your most sensitive parts.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T23:23:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=20?Order-66#9812015-02-12T23:08:36Z2015-02-12T23:08:36Z<p>•Buries Jurassic Bard so hard into his own skull that it penetrates his tiny dinosaur brain, severing all those useless dinosaur connections to the other parts of his body.• DRAGONS RULES, DINOSAURS DROOL!</p>*Buries Jurassic Bard so hard into his own skull that it penetrates his tiny dinosaur brain, severing all those useless dinosaur connections to the other parts of his body.* DRAGONS RULES, DINOSAURS DROOL!Drowblade2015-02-12T23:08:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word story time.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o6ic&page=13?One-word-story-time#6182015-02-12T23:04:41Z2015-02-12T23:04:41Z<p>glorious</p>gloriousSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T23:04:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=2?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#662015-02-12T23:03:08Z2015-02-12T23:03:08Z<p>80. Droughts
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81. Heat waves
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81. Heat waves
82. The Elemental Plane of FireThe Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T23:03:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=81?The-Next-Poster#40432015-02-12T16:48:52Z2015-02-12T16:48:52Z<p>I live to serve. One problem though. Some of the recruits won't stop crying during booty camp. Though it is quite amusing, it is detracting from the fun. Good news though many of the opposition have come over willing and excited. The cookies were a big hit.
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The next poster would kindly hose this mob down so that we may start phase XXX of the Grand rite.</p>I live to serve. One problem though. Some of the recruits won't stop crying during booty camp. Though it is quite amusing, it is detracting from the fun. Good news though many of the opposition have come over willing and excited. The cookies were a big hit.
The next poster would kindly hose this mob down so that we may start phase XXX of the Grand rite.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T16:48:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsJunior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150842015-02-12T16:41:20Z2015-02-12T16:41:20Z<p>It is the will of Cthulhu that I take the win in his name.</p>It is the will of Cthulhu that I take the win in his name.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T16:41:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=232?BANNED#115802015-02-12T16:38:11Z2015-02-12T16:38:11Z<p>Banned because Cthulhu wills it.</p>Banned because Cthulhu wills it.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T16:38:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=2?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#582015-02-12T14:16:00Z2015-02-12T14:16:00Z<p>71. Because Cthulhu wills it.</p>71. Because Cthulhu wills it.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T14:16:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=20?Order-66#9752015-02-12T14:13:16Z2015-02-12T14:13:16Z<p>Great Elder Gods do not bend to your laws of physics nor quantum mechanics. Goddity is wiped from all of existence because THEY will it.</p>Great Elder Gods do not bend to your laws of physics nor quantum mechanics. Goddity is wiped from all of existence because THEY will it.Junior Cultist (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-12T14:13:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=81?The-Next-Poster#40352015-02-11T15:54:25Z2015-02-11T15:54:25Z<p>Yes and he was my finest pupil ever, he absorb all my lessons so quickly and completely.
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The next poster has the worlds largest Justin Bieber collection.</p>Yes and he was my finest pupil ever, he absorb all my lessons so quickly and completely.
The next poster has the worlds largest Justin Bieber collection.The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-11T15:54:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word story time.Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o6ic&page=12?One-word-story-time#5942015-02-11T15:51:17Z2015-02-11T15:51:17Z<p>touched</p>touchedTetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-11T15:51:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=20?Order-66#9622015-02-11T15:49:40Z2015-02-11T15:49:40Z<p>After being anywhere near GoatToucher you need a bath. Allow me to help. Here is a large vat of fresh holy water.
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•grabs TFF by the ankles and begins dunking until the bubbles and screams stop•</p>After being anywhere near GoatToucher you need a bath. Allow me to help. Here is a large vat of fresh holy water.
*grabs TFF by the ankles and begins dunking until the bubbles and screams stop*The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-11T15:49:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=232?BANNED#115712015-02-11T15:18:38Z2015-02-11T15:18:38Z<p>TAK is banned for be so easily distracted by a butterfly.</p>TAK is banned for be so easily distracted by a butterfly.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-11T15:18:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=20?Order-66#9592015-02-11T15:11:24Z2015-02-11T15:11:24Z<p>I send my squad of assassins to fetch me Pulg's pelt as my newest throw rug.</p>I send my squad of assassins to fetch me Pulg's pelt as my newest throw rug.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-11T15:11:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word story time.Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o6ic&page=12?One-word-story-time#5832015-02-10T22:47:58Z2015-02-10T22:47:58Z<p>and</p>andTetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T22:47:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=232?BANNED#115612015-02-10T22:47:08Z2015-02-10T22:47:08Z<p>IHIYC is banned for hiding in the pantry and not a closet.</p>IHIYC is banned for hiding in the pantry and not a closet.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T22:47:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=232?BANNED#115562015-02-10T21:59:02Z2015-02-10T21:59:02Z<p>The Fiend Fantastic is banned for being only half fiendish and much less than fanatsic</p>The Fiend Fantastic is banned for being only half fiendish and much less than fanatsicDrowblade2015-02-10T21:59:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150652015-02-10T21:54:59Z2015-02-10T21:54:59Z<p>Most unwholesome if done properly, and if done improperly...well hehe well oh you know.</p>Most unwholesome if done properly, and if done improperly...well hehe well oh you know.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T21:54:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Tetanus (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#92015-02-10T21:21:45Z2015-02-10T21:21:45Z<p>9. Me</p>9. MeTetanus (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T21:21:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#62015-02-10T20:42:56Z2015-02-10T20:42:56Z<p>6. Disintegrate</p>6. DisintegrateDrowblade2015-02-10T20:42:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#42015-02-10T20:29:59Z2015-02-10T20:29:59Z<p>4. Low quality slaves bought in bulk to save a few coins.</p>4. Low quality slaves bought in bulk to save a few coins.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T20:29:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Would you kindly.....The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rx9a&page=2?Would-you-kindly#602015-02-10T20:28:33Z2015-02-10T20:28:33Z<p>YES, YES, GODS YES! Finally someone needs me.
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Quickly next poster would you kindly use me to remove the ice cream and coco butter from this poor sod?</p>YES, YES, GODS YES! Finally someone needs me.
Quickly next poster would you kindly use me to remove the ice cream and coco butter from this poor sod?The Squeegee (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T20:28:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=6?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#2952015-02-10T20:21:34Z2015-02-10T20:21:34Z<p>...Sandworms</p>...SandwormsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T20:21:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word story time.Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o6ic&page=12?One-word-story-time#5812015-02-10T20:14:45Z2015-02-10T20:14:45Z<p>rancid</p>rancidDrowblade2015-02-10T20:14:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=232?BANNED#115542015-02-10T20:13:40Z2015-02-10T20:13:40Z<p>GoatToucher is banned for caramelizing gelatinous oozes and feeding them to street urchins in Aroden's name.</p>GoatToucher is banned for caramelizing gelatinous oozes and feeding them to street urchins in Aroden's name.Drowblade2015-02-10T20:13:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150582015-02-10T20:08:13Z2015-02-10T20:08:13Z<p>Indeed, I believe GoatToucher would enjoy a stay at my Palace of Unearthly Delights. Though I am afraid the goat herders may rue the day he comes to visit. Maybe a few Djinn could be summoned to tend to his eclectic desires.</p>Indeed, I believe GoatToucher would enjoy a stay at my Palace of Unearthly Delights. Though I am afraid the goat herders may rue the day he comes to visit. Maybe a few Djinn could be summoned to tend to his eclectic desires.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T20:08:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=41?False-factoids#20412015-02-10T14:01:04Z2015-02-10T14:01:04Z<p>I have it on good authority that Pulg has a disturbingly large collection of autographed GoatToucher 8x10 promotional photos.</p>I have it on good authority that Pulg has a disturbingly large collection of autographed GoatToucher 8x10 promotional photos.Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T14:01:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=232?BANNED#115522015-02-10T13:56:58Z2015-02-10T13:56:58Z<p>Poog is banned for daring to speak upon behalf of the great and amazing and all powerful Sultan Flephublamyek!</p>Poog is banned for daring to speak upon behalf of the great and amazing and all powerful Sultan Flephublamyek!Sultan Flephublamyek (alias of Drowblade)2015-02-10T13:56:58ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Stone shape and cobble stone wall/roadDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rap4?Stone-shape-and-cobble-stone-wallroad#82014-07-23T13:47:47Z2014-07-23T13:47:47Z<p>Well my GM will be glad to hear all of this as it supports is side of things. Now the Oracle on the other hand is going to be a bit put out. I wonder if being held together with mortar would make a difference;)</p>Well my GM will be glad to hear all of this as it supports is side of things. Now the Oracle on the other hand is going to be a bit put out. I wonder if being held together with mortar would make a difference;)Drowblade2014-07-23T13:47:47ZForums: Rules Questions: Stone shape and cobble stone wall/roadDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rap4?Stone-shape-and-cobble-stone-wallroad#12014-07-22T23:51:17Z2014-07-22T23:28:47Z<p>Does stone shape have the ability to affect an entire wall/road made of individual stone (within the cubic foot limit)? Or would you only affect as any stones as you could touch at once?</p>Does stone shape have the ability to affect an entire wall/road made of individual stone (within the cubic foot limit)? Or would you only affect as any stones as you could touch at once?Drowblade2014-07-22T23:28:47ZRe: Forums: Advice: Warpriest: Sacred Weapon: Taking AdvantageDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r2nx?Warpriest-Sacred-Weapon-Taking-Advantage#222014-05-23T01:55:05Z2014-05-23T01:55:05Z<p>I am with Kudaku on this one. I know some classes are granted bonus feats without meeting the perquisites, so there will probably be some rewording in the final version.</p>I am with Kudaku on this one. I know some classes are granted bonus feats without meeting the perquisites, so there will probably be some rewording in the final version.Drowblade2014-05-23T01:55:05ZForums: Advice: Alchemist & negative energyDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qw6k?Alchemist-negative-energy#12014-04-14T22:17:02Z2014-04-14T22:17:02Z<p>Is there a negative energy discovery for the alchemist bomb?</p>Is there a negative energy discovery for the alchemist bomb?Drowblade2014-04-14T22:17:02ZRe: Forums: Advice: A rogue/sorcerer getting Improved Familiar?!Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qvj9?A-roguesorcerer-getting-Improved-Familiar#32014-04-09T14:53:17Z2014-04-09T14:53:17Z<p>There is a rogue talent that grants you a familiar. As to weather or not that stacks with another class to count towards improved familiar I am not sure.</p>There is a rogue talent that grants you a familiar. As to weather or not that stacks with another class to count towards improved familiar I am not sure.Drowblade2014-04-09T14:53:17ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide (PFRPG)Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/products/btpy98i0/discuss&page=3?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Technology-Guide#1252014-04-01T22:42:52Z2014-04-01T22:42:52Z<p>So... um... anyone know what the going rate is for a medically induced coma is? •I don't think my poor brain can handle the duration slow moving time• guh... guh...</p>So... um... anyone know what the going rate is for a medically induced coma is? *I don't think my poor brain can handle the duration slow moving time* guh... guh...Drowblade2014-04-01T22:42:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The valley-girl barbarian threadDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qu3s?The-valleygirl-barbarian-thread#72014-03-29T17:31:15Z2014-03-29T17:31:15Z<p>I heared Rammstein's cover of barbie girl in my head when I saw this title.</p>I heared Rammstein's cover of barbie girl in my head when I saw this title.Drowblade2014-03-29T17:31:15ZRe: Forums: Advice: Which class to start withDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qsma?Which-class-to-start-with#52014-03-15T15:49:56Z2014-03-15T15:46:30Z<p>qinggong monk lets you use ki to perform spell like abilities</p>qinggong monk lets you use ki to perform spell like abilitiesDrowblade2014-03-15T15:46:30ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder: Goblins! #1 (paizo.com Exclusive)Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8z2v/discuss?Pathfinder-Goblins-1#72013-05-20T21:34:53Z2013-05-20T21:34:53Z<p>Note: This product is part of the Pathfinder Comics Subscription.
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Does that mean if I have the paizo exclusive cover subscription for the pathfinder book that I will automatically receive the goblins comic as well? Or do I need to add this to my subscription list as well.</p>Note: This product is part of the Pathfinder Comics Subscription.
Does that mean if I have the paizo exclusive cover subscription for the pathfinder book that I will automatically receive the goblins comic as well? Or do I need to add this to my subscription list as well.Drowblade2013-05-20T21:34:53ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Males in Role Play GamesDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pm39&page=3?Males-in-Role-Play-Games#1352013-03-29T00:11:11Z2013-03-29T00:11:11Z<p>You think gaming with women is bad, (my wife got me into role playing when we were dating) try wearing a kilt to the renaissance fair. I...I...•sob•...•sniff•...oh god I just can't...it's too much. When will the shame end? Do they know or even care what damage they have done? Can I get a bro hug?</p>You think gaming with women is bad, (my wife got me into role playing when we were dating) try wearing a kilt to the renaissance fair. I...I...*sob*...*sniff*...oh god I just can't...it's too much. When will the shame end? Do they know or even care what damage they have done? Can I get a bro hug?Drowblade2013-03-29T00:11:11ZRe: Forums: Advice: Magus and hand-and-a-half weaponsDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pl95?Magus-and-handandahalf-weapons#232013-03-20T00:11:08Z2013-03-20T00:11:08Z<p>I've been playing a bladebound bastard sword swingin' in ROTRL. I have split my spells between buff and damage. Shield is nice for the bbeg fights, and there are plenty of more suttle damage spells. Maybe look into words of power from UM. UC has some interesting archtypes other than the kensai you should look into as well, and arcana to use.</p>I've been playing a bladebound bastard sword swingin' in ROTRL. I have split my spells between buff and damage. Shield is nice for the bbeg fights, and there are plenty of more suttle damage spells. Maybe look into words of power from UM. UC has some interesting archtypes other than the kensai you should look into as well, and arcana to use.Drowblade2013-03-20T00:11:08ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Tales: Collected physical versionsDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ph5s?Collected-physical-versions#142013-03-07T15:53:22Z2013-03-07T15:53:22Z<p>I would love a collected addition of the web fiction and AP short stories. Some of my favorite sword and sorcery books are short story collections. So pretty pretty please, come on everyone show your support for this. I know there are more of you out there that want this.</p>I would love a collected addition of the web fiction and AP short stories. Some of my favorite sword and sorcery books are short story collections. So pretty pretty please, come on everyone show your support for this. I know there are more of you out there that want this.Drowblade2013-03-07T15:53:22ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: One sword for almost everything at a price.Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pi3d?One-sword-for-almost-everything-at-a-price#22013-02-21T13:32:56Z2013-02-21T13:32:56Z<p>Magus blackblade does that without hp sacrifice.</p>Magus blackblade does that without hp sacrifice.Drowblade2013-02-21T13:32:56ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Awesome fantasy CartoonDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pfx9?Awesome-fantasy-Cartoon#202013-02-11T23:42:03Z2013-02-09T01:56:16Z<p>...Sexist... Can't we just enjoy something for what it is? Come on, it was classic, I loved it. It reminded me of all the sword and sorcery stories that got me into RPGs. Besides it was all of 9 minutes long, you were expecting some mind blowing world altering revelation from an art students project.</p>...Sexist... Can't we just enjoy something for what it is? Come on, it was classic, I loved it. It reminded me of all the sword and sorcery stories that got me into RPGs. Besides it was all of 9 minutes long, you were expecting some mind blowing world altering revelation from an art students project.Drowblade2013-02-09T01:56:16ZForums: Product Discussion: Dhampir Blood Drinker FeatDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p8xv?Dhampir-Blood-Drinker-Feat#12013-01-09T16:45:36Z2012-12-10T13:12:00Z<p>My question here is not with the feats but with the description in the Blood Drinker Feat itself.
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"Feeding on unwilling intelligent creatures is an evil act."
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Why? I know my sister the Vegan could give me a hundred reasons, but really it is not that much different than any predator feeding on a prey creature. Why does being "intelligent" put you on some kind protected species list. Come on a guy has to eat right... some just have special needs. And haven't I seen people on the blogs asking about making a good aligned assassin. How is that any different? Feeding does not always mean killing, yet any adventurer worth his or her salt will kill dozens if not hundreds of "intelligent" creatures in the course of their adventuring career. That is quite a bit of wasted potential in the eyes of a dhampir.
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So I say to all you playing a dhampir out there to make your voice heard. If the monk players can get flurry of blows changed by Zura we can get the Blood Drinker Feats changed as well.</p>My question here is not with the feats but with the description in the Blood Drinker Feat itself.
"Feeding on unwilling intelligent creatures is an evil act."
Why? I know my sister the Vegan could give me a hundred reasons, but really it is not that much different than any predator feeding on a prey creature. Why does being "intelligent" put you on some kind protected species list. Come on a guy has to eat right... some just have special needs. And haven't I seen people on the blogs asking...Drowblade2012-12-10T13:12:00ZRe: Forums: Rise of the Runelords: Paizo Blog: Rise of the Runelords Deluxe Collector's Edition Unboxing!Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5le3r?Rise-of-the-Runelords-Deluxe-Collectors#242012-11-29T21:27:25Z2012-11-29T21:27:25Z<p>And that is why we love Paizo and Pathfinder so much. By the by counting the days until December 4th when the UPS tracker says my copy is do to arrive.</p>And that is why we love Paizo and Pathfinder so much. By the by counting the days until December 4th when the UPS tracker says my copy is do to arrive.Drowblade2012-11-29T21:27:25ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Path: Rise of the Runelords Deluxe Collector's Edition (PFRPG)Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8vre/discuss&page=8?Pathfinder-Adventure-Path-Rise-of-the-Runelords-Deluxe-Collectors-Edition#4002012-11-27T22:52:45Z2012-11-27T22:52:45Z<p>Just got the best email ever!</p>Just got the best email ever!Drowblade2012-11-27T22:52:45ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Favorite moments as a GMDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p5qx?Favorite-moments-as-a-GM#192012-11-20T00:43:16Z2012-11-20T00:43:16Z<p>me gm: what's your speed?
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player not being asked: monk.</p>me gm: what's your speed?
player not being asked: monk.Drowblade2012-11-20T00:43:16ZRe: Forums/Mythic Adventures Playtest: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Mythic Adventures PlaytestDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5le2a?Mythic-Adventures-Playtest#382012-11-14T22:07:06Z2012-11-14T22:07:06Z<p>will there be mythic paths for races as well?</p>will there be mythic paths for races as well?Drowblade2012-11-14T22:07:06ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Can a Bladebound Magus enhance his chosen blade?Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p3ma?Can-a-Bladebound-Magus-enhance-his-chosen-blade#32012-10-27T13:16:17Z2012-10-27T13:16:17Z<p>actually i thought it had already been resolved that do to a black blades unusual ego score progression and predetermined class level based skills it was not able to be enhanced or enchanted in the same way other intelligent items can be. although a magus may still apply arcane pool bonus.</p>actually i thought it had already been resolved that do to a black blades unusual ego score progression and predetermined class level based skills it was not able to be enhanced or enchanted in the same way other intelligent items can be. although a magus may still apply arcane pool bonus.Drowblade2012-10-27T13:16:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Count to 1,000,000Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mikj&page=26?Count-to-1000000#12842012-10-26T23:55:22Z2012-10-26T23:55:22Z<p>6668</p>6668Drowblade2012-10-26T23:55:22ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Weirdest thing to happen at your gaming table.Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p2nc?Weirdest-thing-to-happen-at-your-gaming-table#262018-02-13T07:55:47Z2012-10-25T20:44:40Z<p>I have three cats, and could probably tell gamer related stories about all three. the best is Twilight (orange, and not named after the movies), he enjoys occupying open chairs,swatting dice and trying to kill my friend's dice bag that is made out of rabbit fur.</p>I have three cats, and could probably tell gamer related stories about all three. the best is Twilight (orange, and not named after the movies), he enjoys occupying open chairs,swatting dice and trying to kill my friend's dice bag that is made out of rabbit fur.Drowblade2012-10-25T20:44:40ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Tales: Author I'd like to see work with for Pathfinder TalesDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oyan?Author-Id-like-to-see-work-with-for#312012-10-24T13:16:45Z2012-10-17T00:16:48Z<p>Since they already have Robin D. Laws, anyone from Black Library. I have every Warhammer line novel. Hmmm.... William King, is my favorite.</p>Since they already have Robin D. Laws, anyone from Black Library. I have every Warhammer line novel. Hmmm.... William King, is my favorite.Drowblade2012-10-17T00:16:48ZRe: Forums: Advice: Hexcrafter spells with curse descriptorDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2orz0?Hexcrafter-spells-with-curse-descriptor#32012-08-31T00:45:57Z2012-08-31T00:45:57Z<p>Thank You very much Serisan.</p>Thank You very much Serisan.Drowblade2012-08-31T00:45:57ZForums: Advice: Hexcrafter spells with curse descriptorDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2orz0?Hexcrafter-spells-with-curse-descriptor#12012-08-31T00:32:16Z2012-08-31T00:32:16Z<p>I seem to be having trouble finding spells with "curse" discriptor to add to my spell list. Also just to be clear this does not place them in my spellbook, but can be used with
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knowledge pool if I don't add them to my spellbook... right?</p>I seem to be having trouble finding spells with "curse" discriptor to add to my spell list. Also just to be clear this does not place them in my spellbook, but can be used with
knowledge pool if I don't add them to my spellbook... right?Drowblade2012-08-31T00:32:16ZRe: Forums: Skull & Shackles: Getting weird with a magus (nothing sexual)Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2on0x?Getting-weird-with-a-magus#42012-08-10T23:28:21Z2012-08-10T23:28:21Z<p>How could you not want a blade bound cutlass talking like a pirate. C'mon.</p>How could you not want a blade bound cutlass talking like a pirate. C'mon.Drowblade2012-08-10T23:28:21ZForums: Rules Questions: Magus words of power caster and knowledge poolDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nqnm?Magus-words-of-power-caster-and-knowledge-pool#12012-03-06T03:18:16Z2012-03-06T03:18:16Z<p>Simple question... can a Magus using the words of power system use Knowledge pool (paying arcana points) to prepare a magus spell into the appropriate spell slot?</p>Simple question... can a Magus using the words of power system use Knowledge pool (paying arcana points) to prepare a magus spell into the appropriate spell slot?Drowblade2012-03-06T03:18:16ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Ultimate Equipment (OGL)Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8tmc/discuss?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Ultimate-Equipment#342012-03-03T23:26:52Z2012-03-03T23:26:52Z<p>What are the chances of item sets that grant bonuses based on the number of items from that set worn?</p>What are the chances of item sets that grant bonuses based on the number of items from that set worn?Drowblade2012-03-03T23:26:52ZRe: Forums: Books: Critically acclaimed fantasy novels that you just don't like.Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n7he&page=2?Critically-acclaimed-fantasy-novels-that-you#762011-12-01T23:58:18Z2011-12-01T23:58:18Z<p>David Gemmell. How the man managed to write so many books with the same story and characters and get a with it I don't know. He was like the AC/DC of fantasy novels. Oh... and the LotR stuff is crap, I've been saying that for years. There have been so many other novels and series that I've dropped do to massive amounts of suckage I can't even recall them all.</p>David Gemmell. How the man managed to write so many books with the same story and characters and get a with it I don't know. He was like the AC/DC of fantasy novels. Oh... and the LotR stuff is crap, I've been saying that for years. There have been so many other novels and series that I've dropped do to massive amounts of suckage I can't even recall them all.Drowblade2011-12-01T23:58:18ZRe: Forums: Kingmaker: How much Trouble is my Group in?Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mvnn?How-much-Trouble-is-my-Group-in#42011-09-20T21:39:15Z2011-09-20T21:39:15Z<p>+1, my group has hardly ever if ever played the traditional cleric, fighter, rogue, and wizard deal. Everyone makes the character they want to play at the time and we make it work or die laughing and trying.</p>+1, my group has hardly ever if ever played the traditional cleric, fighter, rogue, and wizard deal. Everyone makes the character they want to play at the time and we make it work or die laughing and trying.Drowblade2011-09-20T21:39:15ZForums: Rules Questions: Kensai (magus) and prescient defenseDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mv07?Kensai-and-prescient-defense#12011-09-16T20:55:40Z2011-09-16T20:55:40Z<p>The Kensai recieves the canny defense ability, Int bonus to AC upto class level. Then one of the suggested arcana is prescient defense which grant the magus his/her Int bonus to AC against a particular enemy. Would this stack, does the magus then apply his/her Int bonus to AC twice against this one opponent?</p>The Kensai recieves the canny defense ability, Int bonus to AC upto class level. Then one of the suggested arcana is prescient defense which grant the magus his/her Int bonus to AC against a particular enemy. Would this stack, does the magus then apply his/her Int bonus to AC twice against this one opponent?Drowblade2011-09-16T20:55:40ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Do you still call Pathfinder "DND" in conversation?Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mr17&page=4?Do-you-still-call-Pathfinder-DND-in-conversation#1532011-08-25T21:06:02Z2011-08-25T21:06:02Z<p>I call it Pathfinder. If i have to explain myself I do. The laymen, muggles and commoners didn't know what "D&D" was back in the day, so now we just have to make them aware of Pathfinder. So no I don't play D&D anymore and I don't call my game night D&D night, it's Pathfinder night. I think Gary and Dave would approve.</p>I call it Pathfinder. If i have to explain myself I do. The laymen, muggles and commoners didn't know what "D&D" was back in the day, so now we just have to make them aware of Pathfinder. So no I don't play D&D anymore and I don't call my game night D&D night, it's Pathfinder night. I think Gary and Dave would approve.Drowblade2011-08-25T21:06:02ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Miniatures: Lirianne, Iconic Half-Elf GunslingerDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/products/btpy8l0j/discuss?Pathfinder-Miniatures-Lirianne-Iconic-HalfElf-Gunslinger#72011-08-21T15:19:05Z2011-08-21T15:19:05Z<p>"Worst iconic miniature sculpt ever!"
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Really, from the shoulders down this mini is wonderful, from the neck up I think a pre-schooler sculpted the neck and head. There is almost no face to see or paint, not to mention there is no destinction between the neck and head. I ordered this mini from the web site and just recieved it saturday and after showing it to my friends we all agree it is the worst mini we have ever seen, Paizo you really need to let Reaper know that they dropped the ball on this one and I strongly recomend you have them re-issue this mini.</p>"Worst iconic miniature sculpt ever!"
Really, from the shoulders down this mini is wonderful, from the neck up I think a pre-schooler sculpted the neck and head. There is almost no face to see or paint, not to mention there is no destinction between the neck and head. I ordered this mini from the web site and just recieved it saturday and after showing it to my friends we all agree it is the worst mini we have ever seen, Paizo you really need to let Reaper know that they dropped the ball on...Drowblade2011-08-21T15:19:05ZForums/Paizo: General Discussion: Aldori Dueling SwordDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mnp1?Aldori-Dueling-Sword#12011-08-05T23:33:31Z2011-08-05T23:33:31Z<p>What does it look like? Can any one point me towards a picture of one (other thatn the sword lord pic in the primer) or what they think one might look like. I'm thinking something between a fencing sabre and a katana. I don't know why it's so important to me but it is driving me crazy.</p>What does it look like? Can any one point me towards a picture of one (other thatn the sword lord pic in the primer) or what they think one might look like. I'm thinking something between a fencing sabre and a katana. I don't know why it's so important to me but it is driving me crazy.Drowblade2011-08-05T23:33:31ZRe: Forums: Advice: Help me "get" the InquisitorDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ljjr?Help-me-get-the-Inquisitor#142010-11-29T21:57:01Z2010-11-29T21:57:01Z<p>I'm currently running an Inquisitor (just made 6th level Saturday), but under the "church-less" concept offered in the domain description for the class. I have this idea of him eventually joining the Pathfinders guild and "hunting" secrets and those who would keep them. I took the Dangerously Curious and Scholar of the Great Beyond, traits. For a domain I chose Air, to represent his tendency to not stay in one place for long. RP whise he is fun to play and as far as power is concerned having access to pretty much all magic through the use magic device skill makes him quite fun to play in melee or at range. And yes the mix of skills does mean you are still viable off the battle field.</p>I'm currently running an Inquisitor (just made 6th level Saturday), but under the "church-less" concept offered in the domain description for the class. I have this idea of him eventually joining the Pathfinders guild and "hunting" secrets and those who would keep them. I took the Dangerously Curious and Scholar of the Great Beyond, traits. For a domain I chose Air, to represent his tendency to not stay in one place for long. RP whise he is fun to play and as far as power is concerned having...Drowblade2010-11-29T21:57:01ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: APG classes vs core classesDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2leux?APG-classes-vs-core-classes#322010-10-21T20:13:12Z2010-10-21T20:13:12Z<p>I'm currently playing level 3 Inquisitor. And I have to admit I regularly see smoke pouring out of my GM's ears. Using judgement even once a day forf ast healing 2 per round and the ability to heal myself when thats not enough... yeah, he calls my little Inq overpowered all the time. I just sit there smile.</p>I'm currently playing level 3 Inquisitor. And I have to admit I regularly see smoke pouring out of my GM's ears. Using judgement even once a day forf ast healing 2 per round and the ability to heal myself when thats not enough... yeah, he calls my little Inq overpowered all the time. I just sit there smile.Drowblade2010-10-21T20:13:12ZRe: Forums: Round 1: Magus: Epic Meepo's Magus PlaytestDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lbyj?Epic-Meepos-Magus-Playtest#172010-10-04T20:49:26Z2010-10-04T20:49:26Z<p>I have to agree with everyone above, excellent job on the playtest. Your suggestions actually make the magus more inviting and add to it's own unique flavor as you said without stepping on other classes toes.</p>I have to agree with everyone above, excellent job on the playtest. Your suggestions actually make the magus more inviting and add to it's own unique flavor as you said without stepping on other classes toes.Drowblade2010-10-04T20:49:26ZForums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Arcane Inquisitor Variant?Drowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lc4b?Arcane-Inquisitor-Variant#12012-11-15T22:52:48Z2010-09-29T00:46:18Z<p>I was wondering while looking at making an inquisitor of Nethys, why not an inquisitor who uses wizard schools (and sub schools) instead of domains. Possibly a variant spell list, something close to the witch's spell list combining arcane with divine. Then maybe replace someother class functions, such as bane and greater bane, with blade thirst or disruptive and spellbreaker. Any other thoughts or possible variant ideas? I see this variant as something of a mage hunter or hunter mage, or however you see it. Judgement could be used to close the distance to a wizard or other major caster through the more protective powers and then shifting to the more attack orrientted powers once in melee range. Access to arcane spells would allow for better counter spell chances.</p>I was wondering while looking at making an inquisitor of Nethys, why not an inquisitor who uses wizard schools (and sub schools) instead of domains. Possibly a variant spell list, something close to the witch's spell list combining arcane with divine. Then maybe replace someother class functions, such as bane and greater bane, with blade thirst or disruptive and spellbreaker. Any other thoughts or possible variant ideas? I see this variant as something of a mage hunter or hunter mage, or...Drowblade2010-09-29T00:46:18ZRe: Forums: Round 1: Magus: Arcana poolDrowbladehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lb7s?Arcana-pool#312010-09-23T21:58:43Z2010-09-23T21:58:43Z<p>I love this idea i was just thinking of it today. It could be used to even fuel the magus arcana abilities instead of once a day uses. Maybe instead of a wizard/fighter build Paizo should look to a sorcerrer/monk build. This would be different from the EK. I still think Paizo needs to think of the Magus not as a xx/yy class, which it is in its current version and try to give it some of it's own flavor. Right now it is just a metamagic spell machine.</p>I love this idea i was just thinking of it today. It could be used to even fuel the magus arcana abilities instead of once a day uses. Maybe instead of a wizard/fighter build Paizo should look to a sorcerrer/monk build. This would be different from the EK. I still think Paizo needs to think of the Magus not as a xx/yy class, which it is in its current version and try to give it some of it's own flavor. Right now it is just a metamagic spell machine.Drowblade2010-09-23T21:58:43Z