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neurotically snaps at all the buzzing insects

YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!

Licks Sebastianity Convert Jack

YAP YAP!

YAH! No pickin' on my fellow poodle gecko! *GRRRRRRRRRRR*

squeaks new toy while casting covetous glances at CDP's new toy

**SQUUUUUUUU-EEEAAAAAKKKKK* *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK*

tilts head

Sorry!

Rolls over and offers belly to alpha poodle

Growls at CDP and looks as fearsome as an overly-manicured rat can

Snags CDP's new squeaky toy and puts it next to the original. Takes turns squeaking each.

**SQUEAK!** **SQUEAK!**

Snags new squeaky toy

*SQUEEK*

Don't take him master, he wets everyehere. Plus he's a real downer.

looks innocent

Dances on hind legs in a circle yapping

Yeah, I know. My bad. Maybe I should take the poodles to the vet and get them neutered so we can put an end to that bad habit.

YIPE!

Dread Lord Poodle wrote:

pokes smaller head in

Llamafrog? Are you here?

Ayup! I mean... Ayip!

The Jacks are alies of The poodles doe frinedship amoun our Master and they leader.

Hop in, there always space for one more Poodle!

YAY!

Runs about the clubhouse sniffing everyone's hindquarters.

pokes smaller head in

Llamafrog? Are you here?

Hey Malice! Wait for me!

Runs after the bronze-colored robot

Lawyer: "Not Guilty! Are you nuts??!!??"
Court Fool: "It's OK Charlie, I gotta angle."
Lawyer: "But the prosecutor's got you cold! You're as guilty as a poodle in a milkbone box."

Calling Hannover Fiste!

ARF ARF!

licks himself in rather hard to reach place

He didn't invite you because you pee everywhere

jams nose into a sensitive area of Ubermench

"We like sniffing a## more than licking it. *SNIFF* Is that bacon? I might have to make an exception in your case."

Cha cha cha cha cha CHA!

Yeah no mud ... it's a b~#!~ to get out of my fluffy puffy fur!

Resumes licking nethers

I'll sell you frogs to the Cajuns if you keep that up

Growls squeakily, then licks his nethers

runs in circles chasing the absurd white puffball carved into his ratlike tail

**YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPY IPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP**

**PANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANTPANT**

**YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP**

**SLURP SLURP SLURP**

looks up

What??

DEATH TO THE JACK CULT!

AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIE!

brandishes scimitar in the air

No I don't know how a poodle brandishes a scimitar. Make a rule thread discussion for it if it bothers you that much :P

HEY! Drop Mr Squeeky! I'll pee on your dogbed!

Dibs on the sweetbreads!

Who let Hambone in?

**YIPE!**

Runs for cover, leaving a yellow trail behind

Is that pointless Hanna Barbera excressence gone?

Fine...fine ... so I won't be able to afford that doghouse on the Riviera like I had thought ....

***SUMMON ANOTHER HALF-FIEND ENFORCER!***

Go get the big fish Muttley!

What the half-fiend enforcer wasn't scary enough for you? Do you realize how much it takes to keep an infernal hybrid like that on retainer?

Trots off grumbling

Half fiend Poodle enforcer: **SUMMONED**

Summon our half-fiend enforcer!

Heh I feel an urge to have some frog legs

I thought those slimy amphibians would never leave.

Amphibian Terrorists! Summon the Imperial Poodle Guard!

The Dread Lord Poodle growls

Leave now old man or suffer the wrath of a hundred poodles using your lawn as their toilet!

Darn I thought I poodled this thread.

runs to the corner to deposit his own thoughts in a particularly doggy way

I myself am the head clone of a certain cult of hero-worshipping poodles.

I officially call poodle shenanigans on this thread!

Kneel before the Dread Lord blue appetizer!

**licks chops**

GRRRRRRRRRRR!

named Dread Lord Poodle who

OOOOOO ... DINNER!

**lap lap lap**

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

You rang?

yip yip a yap yap