Life is kicking my ass right now, can someone play me as a ranged combatant unless melee is really needed. Hopefully I can get a reprieve in a week or so.
*moves into a good position outside the tower, hoping his buddies find a window and drive some prey his way, Bow out arrows ready to fly*
"I do nae be tinkin' de stairs in dat rickety ole tower be a good idear...."
*Humming to himself outside while scanning the exterior for windows or balconies near the top and watching for the stitched up ogre to show back up* "Hmmmmmm, deee duuummmmm deee duummmm!"
Yeah, ummm....I be tinkin' no fer dem stairs..... I'll be hanging ootside fer a spell, toss any bastards doon to me fer killin' an' I'll be watchin' fer 'im. It don't be lookin' too big in dere anyway.
Dravite goes outside to wait, bow out, watching the tower.
No, they don't look especially safe. The tower is about 25' across the bottom and maybe 100' high.
I wuz wantin' ta be burnin' doon da ol' house, now I be thinkin' we should be knockin' doon dis ol' tower. What be in dere will be needin' ta be coomin' doon ta us or fall wit' de tower. I be gettin' no where near dem stairs!
First friggin' combat with something big enough to use my Big Game Hunter feat and I spend every second of it unconcious...f~&@!
Dravite wakes up wondering why his hook is in hand instead of his bow.....
Dravite steps over a bit (5' to K4) and fires off a couple shots at Imitation Ironbriar 1d20+6=23 hit, 1d8+3=6 dam, 1d20+6=20 hit, 1d8+3=4 dam.
He then notices V engaged with a demon and gets ready to offer assistance.
"Get offa him ye damned, dirty ape!!!"
OK, they shoot at Dravite, Illes and Hudak. Misses on Hudak and Illes, crit (plus sneak attack) on Dravite (ouch!) - lucky bugger, only 5 damage.
The bolts fly out, one taking Dravite in the meaty part of his shoulder near his neck but luckily not inflicting a serious wound.
I can only be sneak attacked by dudes of 5 levels higher than myself and my FF AC includes my dex bonus. Uncanny dodge from Unearthed Arcana's generic classes, we decided that I could trade my Animal Companion for that.
"Perhaps I deserve no less. But I am not alone in my crimes. Why should I be the only one to be punished?"
"I ne'er said ye'd be alone in de punishment. Ye give us info...names of dose involved and whatnot, and dey will be gettin' punished also. I punish dose who prey on innocents. By arrow or by hook dey will pay. Give us de names and it shall be."
Where the hell is my skull T-shirt?
"Ye be evil. A thing what be hurtin' innocents wit no regard for dem's family. I can only be offerin' ye one thing fer yer info.....a quick death. Ye willnae be hurtin' another person past this day an' mayhap be dat de gods will take pity on ye if'n ye be givin' up some info."
Dravite aims his bow at the form or Ironbriar.."Ye heared my offer, now choose what way ye be wantin' ta die."
If he moves to escape or approach us I fire at him.
"Heh! Looks like a couple more arrows in yer hide will be makin' one o' de cultists inta de winner! I'm in fer 5 gold, Illes, but less yappin' an' more duckin' arrows be in order!"
Dravite drops his Ogre Hook at his feet(free action), un-shoulders his bow(move action), and fires off an arrow at one of the cult member archers (the one in Q18) but the shot goes wide. 1d20+8=10 to hit, 1d8+5(+3 str, +2 favored human)=11 damage.
"DAMN!! Steady-eyed, da ol' ranger said, steady-eyed..."
Then charge it is! Yee-hawww!
"Block de walkways! We can be bootel-neckin' dem on de walkways, an' pick 'em apart wit our archers! Oh yeah, I be one o' de archers.....Ah, fook. Lettin' me hook get ahead o' me brains agin...."
Thanks for the map, Mothman!
Dravite starts out in K12 and, either moves to C12 to hold the door shut or (if it's already open) charge the undead in B12, ending up in C12.
"GORUMMMM!!!!"
If the charge is needed--1d20+11=23 to hit, 1d12+5=12 damage.
1d20+5=25 fort save. Dravite takes off quickly but quietly in the direction of Ironbut, (maybe he doesn't realize that I followed him)listening as he goes to try to figure out where he is. (feel free to roll for me Mr. DM, I have a game tonight and a ton of stuff going on tomorrow).
Dravite goes at 19+(higher init mod than Elisile)
1d20+7=19
Dravite casts longstrider before Hudak opens the door then draws his hook to be ready.
"Yer gonna pay, ya long-legged, murderin' bast'rd!"
If I need another roll-
Diplomacy or Bluff 9+10 = 19
Dravite can try to give him a little reassurance for a +2 with Aid Another. 21 would be much better.
1d20-2=4 aid another(-2 charisma comes into play again.)
"Yeah! What 'e said!"
Dravite looks a bit surprised that his hiding spot was so easily seen.
"Practic'in me ninja skillz! Sorry ta be lookin' like a stalker or somefin', just figured I canyae be usin' a bit o' practice and wit' de night and a good mark wit' sharp eyes liken yerself I figured I try ta do some urban sneakin'!" 1d20-2=14 bluff.