I'm not about to tell anyone... ¬_¬
The Frog Ponds
Guardian of the Ponds
The entire world is mine...
You are a powerful archmage...:
''Who dares casually knock-a-knock at the palace door, at THIS hour?''
''Greetings! Are you perchance, Palace Gaurd No.3?''
''THE Palace Gaurd No.3 who demanded to see my papers and when I attempted to bluff caused me to look like a blabbering fool?''
''THE Palace Gaurd who, when I attemtped to flee, locked my, and I quote
''Girly girly girl arms'' unquote, behind my back and got his mates to laugh and watch as he dragged me to the cells?''
''Er, look, I don't, hey, that was a long time ago..''
NOT FOR ME!
''..ok, um, you've killed.. everyone er.. mighty arch..mage?''
''Well spotted, yes you will live.''
''To tell the story?''
''No. I will hunt you down for sport - I will kill you with my bare hands - you have 24hours - good luck.''
''TWENTY FOUR HOURS - GO GO GO''
I would take Unarmed Strike and Improved Grapple.
Then I would wander around beating up all those low-mid level range goons who forced me to hide behind unwashed idiots wrapped in metal.
It would be very therapeutic.
The 'magic' thing? I have it sorted.
The mysteries of the arcane are no longer mysterious.
I have enslaved goons and minions with a flick of wizened wrist and summoned legions of nasties and goodies to fight for my entertainment.
I have danced to the tune of oblivion along the edge of the void, whilst wearing nothing but my pointy hat.
I have mastered the flimsy fabric of reality, twisting, warping and tearing it a sunder.
...I have a beard...
Now, it is time to rumble.
WITH ME BARE HANDS!
My bloodline Fluff.
"Manipulation is an artform. Surviving the consequences? Even more so." -Hod
"If your enemy's weakness is attention span, victory is yours." -Hod
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Say to someone irritating:
"From the bottom up: lime, body, lime, dirt, glass shards, dirt, dead raccoon, dirt."
(The raccoon is to throw off folks using bloodhounds. The glass is to discourage the really persistent bloodhounds.)
My first win on the Boards.
"I'm not saying that there should be capitol punishment for stupidity, but maybe we should just remove all the warning labels and let nature take its course."
Laugh, I dare you.
My own Goblin Song!
"Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread." ~ Alexander Pope, "An Essay on Criticism" Part III
Hurricane Road: Birth of the Storm King!
Neal is p*ssed
Grand Fang Fire Bird
The Warning of Sleeping Forest
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