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Red Dragon

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RPG Superstar 2013 Star Voter. Pathfinder Society Member. 7,600 posts (26,215 including aliases). 3 reviews. 3 lists. 2 wishlists. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 100 aliases.


Age

???

Special Abilities

I'm not about to tell anyone... ¬_¬

Alignment

CN

Location

The Frog Ponds

Languages

Reading: http://www.happletea.com/2010/04/13/the-bamboo-cutters-daughter/

Occupation

Guardian of the Ponds

Homepage URL

The entire world is mine...

About Dragonborn3

dragonborn3@yahoo.com

Contacts

You are a powerful archmage...:
BenignFacist wrote:

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*Knock knock*

Pay Back wrote:

''Who dares casually knock-a-knock at the palace door, at THIS hour?''

''Greetings! Are you perchance, Palace Gaurd No.3?''

''Um... yes?''

''THE Palace Gaurd No.3 who demanded to see my papers and when I attempted to bluff caused me to look like a blabbering fool?''

''Hmm... er...''

''THE Palace Gaurd who, when I attemtped to flee, locked my, and I quote ''Girly girly girl arms'' unquote, behind my back and got his mates to laugh and watch as he dragged me to the cells?''

''Er, look, I don't, hey, that was a long time ago..''

''NOT FOR ME!

*FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL *PUNCH TO CROTCH* FIREBALL FIREBALL ICEBALL FIREBALL *KICK TO FACE* FIREBALL LEMONBALL FIREBALL *VISCOUS JAB TO VITAL ORGANS* FIREBALL*

''...''

''...''

''..ok, um, you've killed.. everyone er.. mighty arch..mage?''

''Well spotted, yes you will live.''

''To tell the story?''

''No. I will hunt you down for sport - I will kill you with my bare hands - you have 24hours - good luck.''

''Whaaa..?''

''TWENTY FOUR HOURS - GO GO GO''

''..........!!!!!!!!!''

I would take Unarmed Strike and Improved Grapple.

Then I would wander around beating up all those low-mid level range goons who forced me to hide behind unwashed idiots wrapped in metal.

It would be very therapeutic.

*HEAD BUTT*

The 'magic' thing? I have it sorted.

  • The mysteries of the arcane are no longer mysterious.

  • I have enslaved goons and minions with a flick of wizened wrist and summoned legions of nasties and goodies to fight for my entertainment.

  • I have danced to the tune of oblivion along the edge of the void, whilst wearing nothing but my pointy hat.

  • I have mastered the flimsy fabric of reality, twisting, warping and tearing it a sunder.

    ...I have a beard...
    Now, it is time to rumble.

    ::

    WITH ME BARE HANDS!

    *shakes fist*

  • http://crystalkeep.com/d20/rules/DnD3.5Index-Templates.pdf

    My bloodline Fluff.

    "Manipulation is an artform. Surviving the consequences? Even more so." -Hod

    "If your enemy's weakness is attention span, victory is yours." -Hod

    http://dragon_dociler.webs.com/dragonpoems.htm

    \m/_(^.^)_\m/

    Spellbook

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    This is Bunny & Hootie. Copy and paste Bunny & Hootie into your signature to help them gain world domination!! Come over to the Darkside we have cookies.

    Say to someone irritating:
    "From the bottom up: lime, body, lime, dirt, glass shards, dirt, dead raccoon, dirt."

    (The raccoon is to throw off folks using bloodhounds. The glass is to discourage the really persistent bloodhounds.)

    Ehecatl

    My first win on the Boards.

    "I'm not saying that there should be capitol punishment for stupidity, but maybe we should just remove all the warning labels and let nature take its course."

    OBJECTION

    Laugh, I dare you.

    My own Goblin Song!

    "Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread." ~ Alexander Pope, "An Essay on Criticism" Part III

    Sabel Tigers

    Flame Road!

    Hurricane Road: Birth of the Storm King!

    Neal is p*ssed

    Motrocycle

    Grand Fang Fire Bird

    Spitfire(COLOR)

    The Warning of Sleeping Forest

    Blog1
    Blog2(main instead of Blog1)

    http://www.sausa.com/category.php?category=16


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