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GENTLEMEN! Schools. Throughout mankind's history, the vast and bewildering levels of education have threatened society! I have developed a plan to ensure equal access to all...

Effective immediately, all institutes of higher learning, whether university or grad school, shall ever-after be listed simply as schools* right along side your local kindergarten and community college.

* Some restrictions may apply, see school* for details. Yes, this is a recursive definition.

GENTLEMEN!!! Fill me full of BBQ sauce... cause I'm dumb as hell!

Public Service Announcement
If you are now or ever intend to play in someone else's Serpent Skull AP game, you should not be reading this game. That's essentially like playing Battleship with someone and trying to peek at their side of the board. It's dishonorable, and it's cheating.

Were I a GM looking to recruit players to my own game, I'd be inclined to tell take such a person aside and gently shout into their ear with a megaphone, "Take a hike a$~&%@$," if I learned that they were engaging in such behavior.

So remember kids, roll your d20s where everyone can see them, wash your hands after using the restroom, and don't peruse the module your GM is running when you see it at the book store.

The more you know!!!

Meh. I don't really read all that stuff, anyway... ;)

"Houston? We have a problem. Over."

GENTLEMEN: Leeeet's geeeet reeeaaady to RUUUUMBLLLEEE!!!!!

I am a master of disguise!!!!