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Wah-wah wa wah-wahwah wahhhhhhhh....

{Propaganda-Canceling Earplugs cancel out all the pro-Kender nonsense, reducing it to indecipherable Charlie Brown's teacher sounds

...in fact they practically blow out a vein in their heads if you call them a thief or pickpocket.

Herr Vypre, I vmust thank you von zay truly wunderschön idea! {begins drawing up plans for Anti-Kender Sonic Embolism Weapon}

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President Anklebiter, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!

Short answer: Unless you have a life-threatening reaction (very rare) to the vaccine, the flu shot does not make you sick. Long answer.

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Crystal: Who's got a chicken to ride?

Chicken to Ride was a little-known B-Side during the short phase when McCartney and Lennon were experimenting with snorting poultry seasoning.

Owls can't move their eyes from side to side.

Slenderowl or Batowl?

Aberzombie wrote:

Your foot and your forearm are the same length.

My forearm is about 3 in. longer than my foot.

{makes note that meatrace is at least a 3rd level sorcerer with the aberrant bloodline}

John Hancock's signature was so large because he was 25 feet tall.

That's only because of Ben Franklin's gamma radiation experiments.

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Also, gnomes weigh 21 grams less than a similarly-sized halfling because of their absence of soul.

Corollary 1: Naturally ginger gnomes are one-in-a-billion rarities, as the divide-by-zero error causes them to implode their mother's wombs.

Corollary 2: Carrot Top is actually a spriggan.

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Cliff Clavin wrote:

The Empire State Building is 31 stories tall.

Hey, uh, I think you're forgetting the whole "ground floor" and "13th floor" which aren't counted. I believe you'll find there are 33 floors or "levels". Just like Freemasonry!

He also forgot the Illuminati sub-basement. And really, how could he do that? It has it's own Orange Julius and Carvel's!

Mmmmm, Cookie Puss....

The Mad Badger is banned for shedding fur all over the Comfy Chair after we just had it cleaned.

Dances with Sneetches

{points at TriOmegaZero} Oooo, oooo! Over here, Minis Maniac... here's a extra tricksy gnome with the Tall template!

Dj-Bogie is banned because no one puts Gran in a comma.

Edit: Damn, now I have Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes stuck in my head.