paizo.com Recent Posts by Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertzpaizo.com Recent Posts by Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz2009-09-19T16:11:05Z2009-09-19T16:11:05ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Bestiary 3 (OGL)Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8odu/discuss&page=14?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Bestiary-3#6962011-12-13T14:15:35Z2011-12-13T14:15:35Z<p>So what new races were introduced that are available to be used as PCs?</p>So what new races were introduced that are available to be used as PCs?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2011-12-13T14:15:35ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why is Pathfinder so bad at balance?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2meol?Why-is-Pathfinder-so-bad-at-balance#122011-06-17T04:01:33Z2011-06-15T17:03:12Z<p>This can only end in tears, I love it!</p>This can only end in tears, I love it!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2011-06-15T17:03:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What the hell does it mean for Gaddafi to be a Colonel?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lxqm&page=2?What-the-hell-does-it-mean-for-Gaddafi-to-be#582011-03-03T22:50:00Z2011-03-03T22:50:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Leafar the Lost wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mairkurion {tm} wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, leader of Libya, is regularly referred to as Col. Gaddafi. This never made any sense to me. What kind of colonel leads a country? What kind of autocrat has only the military rank of colonel?</p>
<p>Or maybe, just maybe, a Kentucky Colonel gained control of Libya in 1969. What would it mean for a peer of Col. Harland Sanders to have come to power in a North African country? Sounds like an awesome alternative Earth to me that would make a strong campaign setting. Just imagine! </blockquote>So far no one has referred to me as "Overlord" and I am displeased... </blockquote><p>Do you have a nemesis? Because you can't be an overlord if you don't have a nemesis.Leafar the Lost wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, leader of Libya, is regularly referred to as Col. Gaddafi. This never made any sense to me. What kind of colonel leads a country? What kind of autocrat has only the military rank of colonel?
Or maybe, just maybe, a Kentucky Colonel gained control of Libya in 1969. What would it mean for a peer of Col. Harland Sanders to have come to power in a North African country? Sounds like an awesome alternative Earth to me that...Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2011-03-03T22:50:00ZRe: Forums: Lost Omens Products: Paizo Blog: Golarion Day: Inner Sea World Guide PreviewDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lby3?Golarion-Day-Inner-Sea-World-Guide-Preview#362011-03-03T18:43:27Z2011-03-03T18:43:27Z<p>CURSE YOU JAMES THE TYRANOSAUR! Now I have to buy the book. The spine dragon is what sold me.</p>CURSE YOU JAMES THE TYRANOSAUR! Now I have to buy the book. The spine dragon is what sold me.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2011-03-03T18:43:27ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: The Savage Horde Has Descended On Seattle!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lbh9?The-Savage-Horde-Has-Descended-On-Seattle#342010-10-01T14:54:06Z2010-10-01T14:54:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Urizen wrote:</div><blockquote> Hyrum ... your avatar ... it's hypnotic ... it's getting into my brain and burning marketing memes into the temporal lobe. I see why they've hired you now. •shakes fist• </blockquote><p>CURSE YOU HYRUM THE MONKEY!Urizen wrote:Hyrum ... your avatar ... it's hypnotic ... it's getting into my brain and burning marketing memes into the temporal lobe. I see why they've hired you now. *shakes fist*
CURSE YOU HYRUM THE MONKEY!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-10-01T14:54:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the BulmahnautsDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jxih&page=16?The-CORBOSSY-or-Jason-and-the-Bulmahnauts#7962010-06-18T10:45:50Z2010-05-13T13:10:11Z<p><i>Elsewhere</i> Excellent, come my little lab rats. Come and I will give you some cheese.</p>Elsewhere Excellent, come my little lab rats. Come and I will give you some cheese.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-05-13T13:10:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=441?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#220022010-02-23T15:05:53Z2010-02-23T14:59:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> I volunteered to let Jilly Bean corrupt me, but then my dad showed up and put a stop to it. </blockquote><p>Vanessa, how many times do I have to tell you not to talk to those FAWtL people. We evil scientists must mantain some standards.Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:I volunteered to let Jilly Bean corrupt me, but then my dad showed up and put a stop to it.
Vanessa, how many times do I have to tell you not to talk to those FAWtL people. We evil scientists must mantain some standards.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-02-23T14:59:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=438?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#218722010-02-23T04:12:19Z2010-02-23T04:12:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jilly Bean wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jilly Bean wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Eric Swanson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Urizen wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Seductress wrote:</div><blockquote> You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile. </blockquote>He's in Lyn's thread daily. </blockquote>Well now I just want to cry! </blockquote>Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;) </blockquote>Uhh Hi lynora, •blushes• </blockquote>And Eric too. :) </blockquote>I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :) </blockquote>Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;) </blockquote>Why thank you my dear. And you know....I'm not against corrupting seet young womens either. ;) </blockquote>Ooh, I want to be corrupted. ;) </blockquote>Corrupt me too! Life with my dad is so boring! </blockquote>Vanessa? Are you hanging out with those FAWtL people again? </blockquote>No dad! </blockquote><p>Good, because an evil scientist's daughter has to have some standards.Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote: Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote: lynora wrote: Jilly Bean wrote: lynora wrote: Jilly Bean wrote: lynora wrote: Eric Swanson wrote: lynora wrote: Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote: Urizen wrote: The Seductress wrote: You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.
He's in Lyn's thread daily. Well now I just want to cry! Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;) Uhh Hi lynora, *blushes* And Eric too. :) I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :) Mmmm....Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-02-23T04:12:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=438?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#218652010-02-23T04:11:12Z2010-02-23T04:11:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jilly Bean wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jilly Bean wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Eric Swanson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Urizen wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Seductress wrote:</div><blockquote> You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile. </blockquote>He's in Lyn's thread daily. </blockquote>Well now I just want to cry! </blockquote>Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;) </blockquote>Uhh Hi lynora, •blushes• </blockquote>And Eric too. :) </blockquote>I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :) </blockquote>Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;) </blockquote>Why thank you my dear. And you know....I'm not against corrupting seet young womens either. ;) </blockquote>Ooh, I want to be corrupted. ;) </blockquote>Corrupt me too! Life with my dad is so boring! </blockquote><p>Vanessa? Are you hanging out with those FAWtL people again?Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:lynora wrote: Jilly Bean wrote: lynora wrote: Jilly Bean wrote: lynora wrote: Eric Swanson wrote: lynora wrote: Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote: Urizen wrote: The Seductress wrote: You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.
He's in Lyn's thread daily. Well now I just want to cry! Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;) Uhh Hi lynora, *blushes* And Eric too. :) I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :) Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;) Why thank you my dear. And you...Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-02-23T04:11:12ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Why Can't We Just be Evil?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ki8m&page=8?Why-Cant-We-Just-be-Evil#3592010-02-20T22:36:09Z2010-02-20T22:36:09Z<p>Pure Eviiiiiiiiiiil!</p>Pure Eviiiiiiiiiiil!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-02-20T22:36:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Bestiary Q: Is the Guinea Pig a Pig or Pet?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ke4k?Bestiary-Q-Is-the-Guinea-Pig-a-Pig-or-Pet#162010-01-16T00:40:52Z2010-01-16T00:40:52Z<p>That's right, squeal!</p>That's right, squeal!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-16T00:40:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Bestiary Q: Is the Guinea Pig a Pig or Pet?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ke4k?Bestiary-Q-Is-the-Guinea-Pig-a-Pig-or-Pet#142010-01-16T00:36:44Z2010-01-16T00:36:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Richard III wrote:</div><blockquote> I told you, it was just a fling! A momentary fancy of the royal loins—that's all. Get over it. </blockquote><p><i>touches the ends of live wires together.</i> Didn't anyone tell you not to take advantage of an evil scientist's daughter?Richard III wrote:I told you, it was just a fling! A momentary fancy of the royal loins--that's all. Get over it.
touches the ends of live wires together. Didn't anyone tell you not to take advantage of an evil scientist's daughter?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-16T00:36:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Bestiary Q: Is the Guinea Pig a Pig or Pet?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ke4k?Bestiary-Q-Is-the-Guinea-Pig-a-Pig-or-Pet#82010-01-15T23:53:43Z2010-01-15T23:53:43Z<p>Curse you Perry the Platypus!</p>Curse you Perry the Platypus!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-15T23:53:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=113?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#56232010-01-09T23:30:19Z2010-01-09T23:30:18Z<p>Are you prepared to serve me yet?</p>Are you prepared to serve me yet?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-09T23:30:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=113?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#56202010-01-09T23:05:59Z2010-01-09T23:05:58Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhFIKzopjFI&NR=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">You know you want to watch!</a></p>You know you want to watch!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-09T23:05:58ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Are rogues as useless as they appear?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kd1j&page=2?Are-rogues-as-useless-as-they-appear#802010-01-09T20:14:27Z2010-01-09T20:14:27Z<p>You don't want to know.</p>You don't want to know.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-09T20:14:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Miss Stupid, Pontless ThreadsDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kccm&page=2?I-Miss-Stupid-Pontless-Threads#622010-01-05T19:32:47Z2010-01-05T19:32:47Z<p>Hey, that's my line!</p>Hey, that's my line!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-05T19:32:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What Is It About The End Of The Year?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kccp?What-Is-It-About-The-End-Of-The-Year#252010-01-04T16:22:27Z2010-01-04T16:22:27Z<p>Trust me, I'm a doctor. They don't just hand these diploma's out to anyone you know.</p>Trust me, I'm a doctor. They don't just hand these diploma's out to anyone you know.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-04T16:22:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What Is It About The End Of The Year?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kccp?What-Is-It-About-The-End-Of-The-Year#232010-01-04T16:19:04Z2010-01-04T16:19:04Z<p>We must study this further.</p>We must study this further.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2010-01-04T16:19:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Suggestions for a girl baby name.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k68d&page=2?Suggestions-for-a-girl-baby-name#812009-11-23T22:33:23Z2009-11-23T22:33:17Z<p>Perry ze platypus, where?</p>Perry ze platypus, where?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-11-23T22:33:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=168?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#83792009-11-05T15:02:35Z2009-11-05T15:02:35Z<p>What happened to Perry ze Platypus?</p>What happened to Perry ze Platypus?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-11-05T15:02:35ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: "Bugged" by Golarion GodsDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k3zv?Bugged-by-Golarion-Gods#172009-11-03T18:47:36Z2009-11-03T18:47:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">erian_7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lastknightleft wrote:</div><blockquote>Yeah but when do we get the god who's animal is the platypus, that's the important question. </blockquote>His name is Perry, God of Secret Agents. </blockquote><p>Perry ze Platypus, where?erian_7 wrote:lastknightleft wrote:Yeah but when do we get the god who's animal is the platypus, that's the important question.
His name is Perry, God of Secret Agents. Perry ze Platypus, where?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-11-03T18:47:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=155?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#77242009-11-03T16:27:52Z2009-11-03T16:27:52Z<p>My life was so much easier when I worked as a lawn gnome.</p>My life was so much easier when I worked as a lawn gnome.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-11-03T16:27:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=104?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#51702009-10-29T15:46:36Z2009-10-29T15:44:40Z<p>Besides, I love the irony of a civil discussion" being so uncivil.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Besides, I love the irony of a civil discussion" being so uncivil.
[Spoiler omitted]Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-10-29T15:44:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=104?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#51682009-10-29T15:43:15Z2009-10-29T15:43:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Moorluck wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible! </blockquote>Cool! Can you make the Pet Shop disapper? </blockquote><p>I haven't even been able to make Perry ze Platypus disappear. What makes you think I can fix that mess?Moorluck wrote:Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote: I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible!
Cool! Can you make the Pet Shop disapper? I haven't even been able to make Perry ze Platypus disappear. What makes you think I can fix that mess?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-10-29T15:43:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=104?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#51642009-10-29T15:41:34Z2009-10-29T15:41:19Z<p>I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible!</p>I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-10-29T15:41:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=59?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#29372009-10-26T13:36:49Z2009-10-26T13:36:49Z<p>Platypus under glass?</p>Platypus under glass?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-10-26T13:36:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=59?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#29342009-10-26T13:35:20Z2009-10-26T13:35:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Old French Guy wrote:</div><blockquote> Very well, we will fax over the surrender documents right away. </blockquote><p>Well that is one down. <i> signs surrender documents.</i>Old French Guy wrote:Very well, we will fax over the surrender documents right away.
Well that is one down. signs surrender documents.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-10-26T13:35:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=59?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#29312009-10-26T13:33:41Z2009-10-26T13:33:41Z<p>Hello France? This is Doctor Doofenschmertz, second rate mad scientist and would be world dictator. I am calling to demand that you surender to me right now.</p>Hello France? This is Doctor Doofenschmertz, second rate mad scientist and would be world dictator. I am calling to demand that you surender to me right now.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-10-26T13:33:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=394?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#196682009-10-08T18:35:07Z2009-10-08T18:35:07Z<p>I can fix that.</p>I can fix that.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-10-08T18:35:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=279?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#139062009-09-22T14:23:04Z2009-09-22T14:23:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Solnes wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> One should never walk the paths of Dunklestein alone at night carrying Dunkleberry cake, lest the Dunkleberry bats swarm. </blockquote>I never know what this guy is saying... </blockquote><p>That is because it is pure <b><i>EVIL!</b></i>Solnes wrote:Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote: One should never walk the paths of Dunklestein alone at night carrying Dunkleberry cake, lest the Dunkleberry bats swarm.
I never know what this guy is saying... That is because it is pure EVIL!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-22T14:23:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=279?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#139022009-09-22T14:10:42Z2009-09-22T14:10:42Z<p>One should never walk the paths of Dunklestein alone at night carrying Dunkleberry cake, lest the Dunkleberry bats swarm.</p>One should never walk the paths of Dunklestein alone at night carrying Dunkleberry cake, lest the Dunkleberry bats swarm.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-22T14:10:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=273?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#136182009-09-21T16:17:03Z2009-09-21T16:17:02Z<p>See, see! <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/melting_ice_caps_expose_hundreds" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This is why you should not build you secret base under the polar icecaps.</a> I prefer Bermuda myself.</p>See, see! This is why you should not build you secret base under the polar icecaps. I prefer Bermuda myself.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-21T16:17:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=260?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129612009-09-19T20:41:20Z2009-09-19T20:41:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Solnes wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Carnivorous_Bean wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> Besides his hat he wears no clothes, </blockquote>What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes. </blockquote>Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear? </blockquote>And <i> where </i> does he wear it?! 80 </blockquote><p>He wears a fedora on his head. He is a secret agent after all. And people think I'm evil. :)Solnes wrote:Carnivorous_Bean wrote: Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote: Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote: Besides his hat he wears no clothes,
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes. Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear? And where does he wear it?! 80 He wears a fedora on his head. He is a secret agent after all. And people think I'm evil. :)Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T20:41:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Chaos Is Currently Ruling. Please Stand By.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jz5b?Chaos-Is-Currently-Ruling-Please-Stand-By#432009-09-19T16:08:45Z2009-09-19T16:08:45Z<p>My nemi nemi, oh my nemi nemi nemi, my nemi nemi, oh my meni nemi nemi...</p>My nemi nemi, oh my nemi nemi nemi, my nemi nemi, oh my meni nemi nemi...Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:08:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129432009-09-19T16:04:29Z2009-09-19T16:04:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:</div><blockquote> Besides his hat he wears no clothes, </blockquote><p>What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:Besides his hat he wears no clothes,
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:04:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129422009-09-19T16:04:02Z2009-09-19T16:04:01Z<p>Yeah, I've got a nemesis.</p>Yeah, I've got a nemesis.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:04:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129412009-09-19T16:03:43Z2009-09-19T16:03:28Z<p>now I have someone to oppose.</p>now I have someone to oppose.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:03:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129402009-09-19T16:03:05Z2009-09-19T16:03:05Z<p>Besides his hat he wears no clothes,</p>Besides his hat he wears no clothes,Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:03:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129382009-09-19T16:02:43Z2009-09-19T16:02:43Z<p>what a wonderful animosity.</p>what a wonderful animosity.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:02:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129372009-09-19T16:02:21Z2009-09-19T16:02:21Z<p>Now I hate him and he hates me,</p>Now I hate him and he hates me,Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:02:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129362009-09-19T16:01:57Z2009-09-19T16:01:56Z<p>cause I've got nemesis.</p>cause I've got nemesis.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:01:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129352009-09-19T16:01:35Z2009-09-19T16:01:35Z<p>And I feel fine,</p>And I feel fine,Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:01:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129342009-09-19T16:01:11Z2009-09-19T16:01:11Z<p>that doesn't want me to exist.</p>that doesn't want me to exist.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:01:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129332009-09-19T16:00:42Z2009-09-19T16:00:41Z<p>There's someone in my life</p>There's someone in my lifeDr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:00:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129322009-09-19T16:00:10Z2009-09-19T16:00:10Z<p>but now it seems that someones's going to get in my way.</p>but now it seems that someones's going to get in my way.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T16:00:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=259?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#129312009-09-19T15:59:18Z2009-09-19T15:59:18Z<p>I used to sit around doing evil all day,</p>I used to sit around doing evil all day,Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-19T15:59:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Short Attention Span Forums (Or, Why Doesn't Anything Stay On Topic Anymore)Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv8h&page=5?Short-Attention-Span-Forums#2052010-02-10T19:24:45Z2009-09-10T21:38:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote><p> O.k.</p>
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Okay, I get the message, I promise not to hurt you anymore, I mean when I'm not trying to hurt you that is. I promise to only try and hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish physical violence and elabrate traps purchased over the internet. So what do you say, will you be my nemesis again?Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-10T21:38:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=225?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#112352009-09-10T21:38:46Z2009-09-10T21:36:30Z<p>Tell your mother you had fun though.</p>Tell your mother you had fun though.Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-10T21:36:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=217?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#108312009-09-07T14:35:12Z2009-09-07T14:35:12Z<p>Es ist an der Zeit die Welt erobern!</p>Es ist an der Zeit die Welt erobern!Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz (alias of David Fryer)2009-09-07T14:35:12Z