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So what new races were introduced that are available to be used as PCs?


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This can only end in tears, I love it!


Leafar the Lost wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, leader of Libya, is regularly referred to as Col. Gaddafi. This never made any sense to me. What kind of colonel leads a country? What kind of autocrat has only the military rank of colonel?

Or maybe, just maybe, a Kentucky Colonel gained control of Libya in 1969. What would it mean for a peer of Col. Harland Sanders to have come to power in a North African country? Sounds like an awesome alternative Earth to me that would make a strong campaign setting. Just imagine!

So far no one has referred to me as "Overlord" and I am displeased...

Do you have a nemesis? Because you can't be an overlord if you don't have a nemesis.


CURSE YOU JAMES THE TYRANOSAUR! Now I have to buy the book. The spine dragon is what sold me.


Urizen wrote:
Hyrum ... your avatar ... it's hypnotic ... it's getting into my brain and burning marketing memes into the temporal lobe. I see why they've hired you now. *shakes fist*

CURSE YOU HYRUM THE MONKEY!


Elsewhere Excellent, come my little lab rats. Come and I will give you some cheese.


Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:
I volunteered to let Jilly Bean corrupt me, but then my dad showed up and put a stop to it.

Vanessa, how many times do I have to tell you not to talk to those FAWtL people. We evil scientists must mantain some standards.


Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:
lynora wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
lynora wrote:
Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Seductress wrote:
You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.
He's in Lyn's thread daily.
Well now I just want to cry!
Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)
Uhh Hi lynora, *blushes*
And Eric too. :)
I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :)
Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;)
Why thank you my dear. And you know....I'm not against corrupting seet young womens either. ;)
Ooh, I want to be corrupted. ;)
Corrupt me too! Life with my dad is so boring!
Vanessa? Are you hanging out with those FAWtL people again?
No dad!

Good, because an evil scientist's daughter has to have some standards.


Vanessa Doofenshmertz wrote:
lynora wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
lynora wrote:
Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The Seductress wrote:
You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.
He's in Lyn's thread daily.
Well now I just want to cry!
Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)
Uhh Hi lynora, *blushes*
And Eric too. :)
I enjoy corrupting such sweet young mens. :)
Mmmm. And you're so good at it. ;)
Why thank you my dear. And you know....I'm not against corrupting seet young womens either. ;)
Ooh, I want to be corrupted. ;)
Corrupt me too! Life with my dad is so boring!

Vanessa? Are you hanging out with those FAWtL people again?


Pure Eviiiiiiiiiiil!


That's right, squeal!


Richard III wrote:
I told you, it was just a fling! A momentary fancy of the royal loins--that's all. Get over it.

touches the ends of live wires together. Didn't anyone tell you not to take advantage of an evil scientist's daughter?


Curse you Perry the Platypus!


Are you prepared to serve me yet?


You know you want to watch!


You don't want to know.


Hey, that's my line!


Trust me, I'm a doctor. They don't just hand these diploma's out to anyone you know.


We must study this further.


Perry ze platypus, where?


What happened to Perry ze Platypus?


erian_7 wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Yeah but when do we get the god who's animal is the platypus, that's the important question.
His name is Perry, God of Secret Agents.

Perry ze Platypus, where?


My life was so much easier when I worked as a lawn gnome.


Besides, I love the irony of a civil discussion" being so uncivil.

Spoiler:
It is civil, if you agree with the athiests.


Moorluck wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible!
Cool! Can you make the Pet Shop disapper?

I haven't even been able to make Perry ze Platypus disappear. What makes you think I can fix that mess?


I have done it! I have mastered the ability to make posts invisible!


Platypus under glass?


Old French Guy wrote:
Very well, we will fax over the surrender documents right away.

Well that is one down. signs surrender documents.


Hello France? This is Doctor Doofenschmertz, second rate mad scientist and would be world dictator. I am calling to demand that you surender to me right now.


I can fix that.


Solnes wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
One should never walk the paths of Dunklestein alone at night carrying Dunkleberry cake, lest the Dunkleberry bats swarm.
I never know what this guy is saying...

That is because it is pure EVIL!


One should never walk the paths of Dunklestein alone at night carrying Dunkleberry cake, lest the Dunkleberry bats swarm.


See, see! This is why you should not build you secret base under the polar icecaps. I prefer Bermuda myself.


Solnes wrote:
Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Besides his hat he wears no clothes,
What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.
Ah, but what kind of hat does he wear?
And where does he wear it?! 80

He wears a fedora on his head. He is a secret agent after all. And people think I'm evil. :)


My nemi nemi, oh my nemi nemi nemi, my nemi nemi, oh my meni nemi nemi...


Dr. Heinz Doofenschmertz wrote:
Besides his hat he wears no clothes,

What, he's a platypus, of course he doesn't wear any clothes.


Yeah, I've got a nemesis.


now I have someone to oppose.


Besides his hat he wears no clothes,


what a wonderful animosity.


Now I hate him and he hates me,


cause I've got nemesis.


And I feel fine,


that doesn't want me to exist.


There's someone in my life


but now it seems that someones's going to get in my way.


I used to sit around doing evil all day,


CourtFool wrote:

O.k.

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Okay, I get the message, I promise not to hurt you anymore, I mean when I'm not trying to hurt you that is. I promise to only try and hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish physical violence and elabrate traps purchased over the internet. So what do you say, will you be my nemesis again?


Tell your mother you had fun though.


Es ist an der Zeit die Welt erobern!

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