About Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D.
Who got Honors on both his Dissertation and his Defense? Dr. Mairkurion, Ph.D, that's who. (Yeah, saying both Dr and PhD is really obnoxious. Almost as obnoxious as this guy I knew who had two PhDs and was styled "Dr X.X., PhD, PhD.)
Also, he likes to capitalize important nouns like they did in the Nineteenth Century.
Program: Religious Studies
Specialization: The Epistemology of Theology
Teaching load: Mostly Introduction to the Major World Religions
"Even a man who has four degrees
And says his prayers by night,
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright."
-- Ambrosia Slaad