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Don Juan de Doodlebug's page

2,319 posts. Alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter.


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Yeah, I thought I saw a couple of skeletons near that jellyfish swarm...


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In case anyone was wondering, I highly recommend debauchery.


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[Lurks in the shadows, creepily, watching naked Dingo harvest mangoes.]


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The Only One That Could Ever Reach Me/Was the Sweet-Talkin' Son of a Preacher Man, Yes, He Was!: The Musical Interlude


Found a great work of fantasy porn that I haven't started yet but should hit my sweet spot.

Apparently, there was a steamy Hungarian film adaptation: Hawt!


New feature that probably won't have many entries:

Hawt Commie Pin-Ups!

Comrade Rehana


Dicey the House Goblin wrote:
Pillbug, I'll marry you

[Stifles murderous, jealous rage]


You're like a white guy Marxist writing about intersectionality, because you're all class!


Last Moz track I remember: First of the Gang to Die


Limeylongears wrote:

1) Young Thongor, by Lin Carter

2) Opium by Jean Cocteau
3) Voyage to the Moon, by Lucian of Samosata.

I am impressed and, dare I say it?, aroused.


[Sashays through the thread giving all the ladies the eye]


Pardon me, the Irish Republican Socialist Party.


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[Heart in eyes]

Maybe I'll write later about the sexy minx I met yesterday at UMass Lowell who told me she was a member of the Irish Revolutionary Socialist Party and then pulled Pelling's The Origins of the Labour Party out of her backpack as, I don't know, some kind of substantiation.


More Blondie


Vive le Katniss!


Also, there were a couple of recent threads that I only paid passing attention to.

Didn't mean I wasn't furiously googling Christina Hoff Sommers and other prominent contemporary feminists, though.

Ran across this old article that I thought I'd share.

JSoc: Obama's secret assassins--The president has a clandestine network targeting a 'kill list' justified by secret laws. How is that different than a death squad? by Naomi Wolf


Hudax wrote:
Scythia wrote:

More on topic, with a fantasy novel, the big one that's always thrown around in fantasy rpg circles: LotR. Aragorn is the only character that could remotely be said to be defined by the women in his life. The ostensible main character, Frodo, has very little involvement with women whatsoever. Even Sam, the primary supporting hero, only interacts with a woman (as a victory prize) at the end.

...

All I want is a female character who can handle things herself...

Read Beren & Luthien from the Silmarillion.

You might need some caffeine, but it will dispel the notion that Tolkien doesn't pass this test.

But none of them make out with goblins.

:(


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[Fades into view without any pants on]


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[Fingers his library card]

[Edited for Rynjin]


A bit old, but I don't closely follow news from our fair neighbor to the North:

Fred Hahn (National President of the Canadian Union of Public Employees): Sex workers deserve the same protections as all other workers

Down with the criminalization of prostitution!
Organize the unorganized!
For women's liberation through socialist revolution!


And, yes, she gave me all kindsa shocks.

I'd favorite the Psiglo because the first five minutes were pretty cool, but now the internet's acting up and I can't hear anymore.

:(


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Senior semi-formal, Jessica Mocle, parking lot, foggy windows, Neil Diamond. Need I say more?


Not a labor story, per se, but, good god, does Naomi Klein get me hot and bothered.

This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs the Climate by Naomi Klein – review


Limeylongears wrote:
EDIT: There are some decent Neil Diamond tracks, too...

This one played a memorable role in my Senior year of high school


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I would like to see more princesses making out with goblins in fantasy novels.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Also, this is my favourite video of all time (at the moment). Thankyou, Nicki.

Jennifer Lopez - Booty ft. Iggy Azalea


Off-Topic Musical Interlude

"In her kiss, I TASTE THE REVOLUTION!!!!!"

Vive le Bachuan!


Celestial Healer wrote:
I am wrapping up Moby Dick. I didn't just read it straight through, but have set it aside occasionally to read some other things as well. I was not expecting so much overt homoeroticism. I think Ishmael is the most foppish seaman in the whale fleet.

Sometimes two men sharing bed while looking for sperm is just two men sharing a bed looking for sperm.

Treppa wrote:
I finished The Tenant of Wildfell Hall and finally started The Turn of the Screw

"Okay, I'm very sorry, my sexual problem, okay, my sexual problem, huh?"

"[Stutters] I never read that. That was- that was Henry James, right, novel? Sequel to Turn of the Screw?"

(1:35)


Limeylongears wrote:
And Zofraya the Moor is male, so sorry for raising false hopes.

No fears; I'm not picky.


Limeylongears wrote:
Now started 'Zofroya, or the Moor', by Charlotte Dacre. Byron liked it, probably because of the interracial Lesbian/semi-Sadean elements that the blurb on the back alludes to, though seeing how those two themes blend will be interesting.

[Adds to list]


Gaberlunzie wrote:

Hey gobbo, since you're always off-topic anyway, thought I'd recommend a new great "leftist" artist from my country.

Issa Lory Cat

Vive le Galt!

Organize the Unorganized!: The Musical Interlude


Limeylongears wrote:
I read Marriage and Love by Emma Goldman this week,

Goin' all stream-of-consciousness, Elizabeth Gurley Flynn, who probably rubbed shoulders with Emma back in the day, but I can't be sure, was once asked by a bourgeois journalist whether she believed in "Free Love" to which she replied, "As opposed to what? Slave love?"

Goblins do it in the streets!


I missed the exciting news about the arrival of wee little ones before.

Huzzah!


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I'm reading The Swords of Lankhmar in the second-volume of a two-volume semi-omnibus (no Knights and Knaves, so there will be no 55th sentence from page 55, I'm afraid.

In lieu of which:

"With a happy roaring shout that only he could hear, blood rushed through the Mouser's arteries toward his center, reviving his limp manhood in a mere moment, as a magically summoned genie offhandedly builds a tower."

Hisvit is hawt!!


BigNorseWolf wrote:
Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Illinois, New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, also bad places to go to prison.

"Attica! Attica!"

** spoiler omitted **

Huh. I didn't realize they moved Pam Smart out of state.
Feeling better about those love letters not being answered now? :)

[Cries]


The Free NH Goblin Resistance Compound is not terribly far from the Goffstown Women's Prison. I had been in the habit of saying "Hi, Pam!" when driving by. What a disappointment.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Illinois, New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, also bad places to go to prison.

"Attica! Attica!"

** spoiler omitted **

Huh. I didn't realize they moved Pam Smart out of state.


Not quite sure what a zagnut is, I look to Urban Dictionary.

Learn new things every day in the OTD!


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Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

Ah, memories...

I was living in East Boston with two guys I knew from UMass Boston, Nazi Doodlebug* and Omar the Former Arab Terrorist. Nazi Doodlebug told me about how his friend, Lord Blackmoore, had been reduced to homelessness and needed somewhere to stay. I had already been burned by Lord Blackmoore, but I have a weakness for strays.

I got a call from Omar the FAT the other day. "I've got good news!" he exclaimed. "What, are you going to marry that girl from ol' Blighty that you met on the Council of Ex-Muslims website?" "No, no, it's better than that, you'll never guess."

So, a couple of days later, Omar and I finally get together. "Blackmoore's dead!" he says, with a big smile on his face--Omar always hated Lord Blackmoore--"And I've got a bottle of champagne!" "Man, that's harsh," I chided, but then Omar convinced me that Lord Blackmoore would have wanted us to drink to his death, although, probably, not in celebration. Turns out Nazi Doodlebug had been idly googling the internet and discovered an obit for him from last year.

Anyway, we spent the night reminiscing about all the crazy shiznit we used to do when we lived with Lord Blackmoore.

The story that Omar liked the most, which he hadn't heard before, was when Lord Blackmoore started dating a woman who taught hip-hop dance at the East Boston YWCA. They were both into kinky shiznit, and, one night, Lord Blackmoore entreated me to film them having sex.

I refused. Not because of any prudery on my part, but because I had absolutely no interest in seeing him and his woman rut. He got angry and tried three or four different arguments to get me to comply. I told Omar one of the lines and he immediately posted it on Facebook as his virtual tribute to Lord Blackmoore. I'll get back to that in a second, but, later that week, after I had refused, I woke up one morning and found the refrigerator covered in Polaroids of his girlfriend performing fellatio on him.

Anyway, the line that Omar loved so much was, I think, the second or third line of argument that Lord Blackmoore employed to try and persuade me to play Director of Photography:

"What?!? You think you're a Bohemian and you won't even film me having sex with my girlfriend?!?"

[Pours one out in memory of Lord Blackmoore, may he rest in peace]


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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

Meow!

[Cries]


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Belly

King came out the year I left the family cave and no longer had access to MTV. By the time I got access to MTV again, they stopped playing music videos. Point, being, I'd never seen any of this delectable Tanya Donnelly vids:

Now They'll Sleep
Seal My Fate


Caineach wrote:
Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

Apparently, there is a theory, true or not I couldn't say, that the ritual of the honeymoon comes bride kidnapping.

You pinkskins really are disgusting.

What I have heard is that the honeymoon is from the new couple being given a barrel of mead and sent away so that any child born was guaranteed to be the husband's.

The story that I heard, from a guy who was looking it up on the internet, so you know it must be true, was that the honeymoon was a vestige of kidnapping your wife and bringing her back after she was pregnant and there was nothing her family could do.

Like I said, though, I couldn't say.


The good news is that there is a Vice News article about D&D in my Facebook feed.

The bad news is, well,

#NotAllRolePlayers: A History of Rapey Dungeon Masters


You know, I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know why I can never accentuate the positive, why I am always drawn to the worst, ugliest aspects of you disgusting pinkskins.

But in my spare time from acting as a propagandist for Hamas, Putin, and international proletarian socialist revolution, I've been doing some disturbing reading on wikipedia.

Bride kidnapping

Apparently, there is a theory, true or not I couldn't say, that the ritual of the honeymoon comes bride kidnapping.

You pinkskins really are disgusting.


Woops. Jacobin was sued by Catherine Brennan, not Julian Vigo.


I can't say that I am extremely well-versed in trans issues, but there has been a spat between some radical feminists and trans activists for a while now.

And now, for your delectation: radical feminists vs. trans activists.

Transcending the Norms of Gender: The Left Hand of Darkness by JULIAN VIGO

A Trans Response to Julian Vigo: These Are Not the Radicals You’re Looking For by DORIAN ADAMS

I didn't even bother to read them because I'm not a feminist, but I also remember there also being a flap with Julian Vigo suing Jacobin. I'll go look for that in a second.

That being said, based on sci-fi references in the titles, I have to say, Vigo's Le Guinism totally smacks the shiznit out of Adam's tired Star Wars crap.


Sticking with the South Asian thingy...

Buddhist Fascists Attack Comrade Anklebiter's Sri Lankan Comrades


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Warpaint does Bowie

And I'm green with envy.


I really need to stop watching things on Vice News.

Bride Kidnapping in Kyrgyzstan

Although, "Indonesia's Transsexual Muslims" does look intriguing...


Yeah, I've read those two, also the one he did with Chris Hedges that got the latter accused of plagiarism.

The Lahiri stories are nowhere near like what we're talking about. Mostly gentle, domestic stories about dreams and love and family and so on.

They made a movie of one of her books that I saw but didn't read. It's got pretty much the same feel.

The Namesake

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