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Travelers of the stars would do well to avoid the Eoxian corpse ships, piloted by the unnerving and amoral bone sages If I wasn't already sold on this book, that line right there would've done it. 
I think opening a book only to find a soggy waffle covered with fish oil would be classed as the holiest of goblin miracles. Goblins pray, and Goblins shout, Goblins whine, and Goblins pout!Should holy book come from up on high, We pray for blockish print to buy! Turn foulest writ to mushy goo!
Eat the letters! Munch the words!
Goblins dance with flaming fish!
I think opening a book only to find a soggy waffle covered with fish oil would be classed as the holiest of goblin miracles. 
They're not bad, they're just drawn that way. Ok, yeah, they're actually bad. |
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