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40 posts. Alias of Kobold Cleaver.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

I'm sure he's around here somewhere, Wolfie

turns corner

KC!!!

See? This is the sort of rabble a cult would attract!

*Runs*

I SAID I DISWIKED WABBWE!!! *Whacks*

*KC is sent fwying to othew thwead*


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Gobble Leaver wrote:
*Rabble rabble!*

I diswike wabbwe.


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I diswike evwething.


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I diswike dat countaspeww!
The counterspell is weakened...


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I diswike dwacowiches!
Diswiker appears as well.


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I diswike wages.
*Is swarmed by angry workers* ;)
EDIT: Dammit, coulda gotten a good charge there...


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The snake says, withs some effort...
I....diswike....YOU!!!
The Goddess loses footing, and is replaced by Lynora.
I...cant...howd...dat...foh wong...it...dwain...enewgies...


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I diswike fwogs.


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Jackin' Ape wrote:
Suddenly awakes from his slumbering, Jackin Ape waits for the invading Diswiker to be in position, then come crashing down on him with his enormous weight. Splat! He hands the flattened snake over to the Jacks, suitable for wearing as a belt or use as a mechanical belt.

*When he realizes that Diswiker isn't wounded in the slightest.

I diswike apes.
*Jackin' Ape feels a sharp pain in his skull. While he is howling, Diswiker and KC teleport away*
*KC shouts as he disappears, "Sorry about that! He can get really ornery sometimes!"*


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Diswiker wrote:
Borg Jack wrote:
Yes, but we diswike your diswiking of our diswiking...

I diswike both youw diswiking of my diswiking of youw diswiking of Diswikew.

I diswike weaving.

I didn't ask you to--oh.

Well, come on Diswiker! Stop fooling around here!

Hmph. I diswike Jacks.


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Borg Jack wrote:
Yes, but we diswike your diswiking of our diswiking...

I diswike both youw diswiking of my diswiking of youw diswiking of Diswikew.

I diswike weaving.


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Borg Jack wrote:
We diswike you.

I is immune to diswiking, because I diswike youw diswiking.


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I diswike wotions.


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...I...diswike....DEEEEEEEFFFFFECTIIIIIVES!!!!


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I diswike dis dungeon. So I wiww weave.


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I diswike Defwectives.


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I diswike dis dungeon.


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I diswike wabbits.


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I diswike nothing.


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I diswike Obama and Pawin and McCain and Bidon and evweone.


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I diswike powitics.


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I diswike wetweating.


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The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
Diswiker wrote:
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:
Huh?
Muhahahaha! You shall never stop us! We are more powerful than all the Lords combined! You shall never get your profile back!!!! Bwahahaha!!!
I diswike da pigeons.
Augh! It burrns! You'll pay for that, KC!!!

I diswike intewnal stwuggwes.


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The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:
Huh?
Muhahahaha! You shall never stop us! We are more powerful than all the Lords combined! You shall never get your profile back!!!! Bwahahaha!!!

I diswike da pigeons.


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I diswike evweone.


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I diswike dwetches.


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I stiww diswike Sebastion.


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I diswike wawwoofs.


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CourtFool wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Not so funny now, is it, llama-wannabee?

Actually, I find it quite amusing considering my self-indulgent threads clearly outnumber yours.

I am sarcastic, not angry.

I diswike poodwes.


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Wuvvy wrote:
I wuv ghosts.

I diswike wuvvy.


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I diswike poodles.


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I diswike wwamas.


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I diswike McCain.


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Wally Wabbit wrote:
Diswiker wrote:
I diswike awiases. And wabbits.
Oh no! You dislike me! Whatever shall I do? Life is meaningless now!

I diswike wife.


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Jason Beardsley wrote:
Diswiker wrote:
I diswike Sebastion.
Blasphemer!

I diswike bwasphemy.


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I diswike Sebastion.


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CourtFool wrote:
Man, I need to get an alias.

I diswike awiases. And wabbits.


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Fake Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Seldriss wrote:
The poodle skin is actually a disguise.
He's actually an Alpaca.
I love alpacas.

I diswike awpacas.


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Wuvvy wrote:
I wuv wwamas.

I diswike Wuvvy.


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I diswike wwamas.



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